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Ladka Ladki Breakup Funny Jokes And Chutkule
Ladke ka girfriend se breakup ho gya..
kyu ki ladki ki sadi hone wali thi..
Ladka (apane dost se) : Wo meri nahi hue to mai kisi ki nahi hone dunga..
Dost : Kyu teri ho jati to kya sabki hone deta..
Class Ki Ladki Funny Hindi Jokes And Chutkule
Ladka Class ki ladki se bolta hai..
Ladka : Main tumhe sach mein bahut pasand karta hu…
Ladki : Meri chappal ki size pata hai na…??
Ladki : Lo karlo baat, dosti hui nahi ki, farmaish shuru
Ladka Ladki Shadi Funny Jokes And Chutkule
Ladke wale ladki dekhane gaye..
Ladke ka pita : Waise to hamare ladke me koi kami nahi hai..
bas hasta hai to dat bhadhe lagte hai..
Ladki ka pita : Tension mat lijiye…
meri beti husko hasne ka moka hi nahi degi..
Chal Hai Kya 9 Se 12 Judwa 2 Funny Jokes Varun
School me varun aur tapsi ek hi class me padhte the..
Varun (Tapsi se) : Chalti hai ya 9 se 12..
Tapsi : Chal ..
Varun : Kaha ???
Tapsi : Principal ke paas …
Varun : HaHaHa… ab kya mai mazak bhi nahi kar sakta ..
Tapsi : Chutti lene ….Bevkuf….
Kamina Ladka Aur Girlfriend Funny Jokes SMS
Ladka : Tumhara nam kya hai,,
Ladki : Mina…..
Aur tumhana nam kya hai
Ladka : Kamina
Ladki : Hat pagal… kamina kaisa nam hai..
Ladka : 2 Ghante sath bhaith ja,,
khud bolegi..pura kamina hai…Gir
New Ladka Ladki Funny Jokes And Hindi Chutkule
Samashaya Hunar aur kismat me farak..
6 Ladke 1 ladki ko payar kare = Samashaya
1 ladka 6 ladki ko pyar kare = Hunar
6 ladkiya ek ladke ko payar kare = Kismat
Ladka Ladki Funny Jokes And Hindi Chutkule
Ladka (Gaon KiLadki se) : Tu what’s app pe hai kya..
Ladki : Mai to apne ghar pe hu..
Ladka : Mera matlb ki tu whats app use karti hai kya ?
Ladki : Mai to “Fair and Lovely” use karti hu..
Ladka : Aree tu what’s app chalati hai kya ?
Ladki : Mai to saikil chalati hu….
Ladka : Aree meri maa tujhe whats aap chalana aata hai?
Ladki : Nahi tum chala lena mai piche baith jaugi…
Funny Shadi Jokes And Hindi Chutkule
Shadi ke mandap me ladka dulahan se kahata hai :
“Mere 10 ladkiyo ke sath prem sambandh rahe hai”
Ladki : Mujhe to pahle se yakin tha..
Jab kuldali mili to character bhi milna hi tha…
Girls Hostel Funny Jokes & Hindi Chutkila
Girl Hostel me aag lag gai..
Bagal ke boy hostel ke ladko ne madad kar di…
aag pe to 2 gante me hi kabu kar liya gya..
par abhi bhi ladko ko kabu karne ki koshish chal rahi hai…
Bevkuf Girlfriend Funny Jokes & Hindi Chutkule
Ek ladke ne nai jaguar car kharidi..
Aur apnii girlfriend ko dikhane ke liye le gya !!!
Girlfriend : Aree wah nai car… wo bhi puma ki..
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Ladka abhi bhi ICU me hai.. Aur sadme se bahar nahi aaya
I Love You Funny Jokes & Hindi Chutkule
Ek ladka bahut bahut hi amir ladki ko purpose kar deta hai
Ladka : I love You
Lakdi : Mere pass bangla hai…
Car hai.. Bank Balance hai..
Tumhare pass kya hai..
Ladka : Mere pass tere jaisi 4 hai !!!
Hindi Funny Jokes Girlfriend Boyfriend
Girlfriend ki shadi me uska X boyfriend bhi aaya tha.
Ladki ka baap(X boyfriend se): Beta tum koun ho.
X boyfriend: Ji mai samifinal me bahar ho gaya tha,
Final dekhne aaya hu.
Ladka Ladki Fighting Funny Jokes & Chutkule
Desh me Chuttiye log bhare pade hai
Ek ladke ki bike se scooty wali ladki ki takkar ho gayi,
Ek ladke ki bike se scooty wali ladki ki takkar ho gayi,
bheed ne ladke ko khoob mara, buri tarha pitta,
phir ladki aur scooty ko uthaya
Ek aadmi bola : Aapko lagi to nahi hai
Ladki : Nahi, yeh to roz ka kaam hai, scooty sikh rahi hu na…
College Boy Girl Funny Hindi Jokes & Chutkule
College boy to 3rd class ke bacche se :
Oye chote tujhe chocolate khilaunga….apni didi ka number leaa???
3rd class ka baccha : Tujhe bear pilaunga….
yeh love letter jaa kar apni choti behan ko deaa???
Boys Hostel Girls Hostel Funny Jokes Chutkule
Boy Hostel me Mohan Sohan raat mein padh rahe the…
Mohan : Kitne baje hai yaar???
Sohan utha aur ek patthar samne wale girls hostel mein de maara ….
Udhar se ek ladki bahar aayi aur boli –
Kameeno…Ab to so jao, raat ke 2 baj rahe hai
Pappu Aur Ladki Funny Hindi Jokes & Chutkule
Pappu park me ek ladki ko akela paa kar
haath mein phool liye uska picha kar raha tha
Ladki : Tumhe pata hai, piche meri Maa aa rahi hai???
Pappu : Arey, Hum to khandaani aashiq hai ,
tumhari maa ke piche mere pitaji aa rahe hai
Dukandar And Ladki Funny Jokes & Hindi SMS
Ladki : Yeh lipstick kitni ki hai???
Dukandar : Satraha(17) rupee ki
Ladki : sattar??
Main pachaas(50) rupee se ek rupee bhi upar nahi dungi
Dukandar La: Behan, aapne galat suna ,
Maine sattar(70) nahi satrah(17) bola tha
Maine sattar(70) nahi satrah(17) bola tha
Ladki : 12 rupee mein deni hai to baat karo
Ladki Aur Modi Ji Funny Jokes & Funny Chutkule
Ladki badi der se train mein modi ji ke tarif kiye jaa rahi thi
Samne baitha ek ladke ne bola diya :
Bhagwan kare tumhe modi jaisa hi pati mile
Tab se chup baithi hai
Girl Boy Shadi Funny Jokes And Hindi Chutkula
Darwaza kholte hi
Girl : Parso meri shaadi hai,
ab kyu aaye ho meri zindgi me wapas???
Boy : Tent lagane ka aur cattering ka order humko hi mila hai..
Kaam- dhandha bhi chhod de kya??
Very Funny Ladki Jokes & Hindi Chutkule
2 Ladki aapas mein baat kar rahi thi
Pahali Ladki : Yaar mere papa ne kaha hai ki
is baar agar exam mein fail hua to teri shaadi kardunga
Dusari Ladki : To tumne kitni tyaari ki???
Pahle Ladki : Bas reception ki dress leni baaki hai !!!Veru
Girl Boy Shadi Funny Jokes And Hindi Chutkula
Darwaza kholte hi
Girl : Parso meri shaadi hai,
ab kyu aaye ho meri zindgi me wapas???
Boy : Tent lagane ka aur cattering ka order humko hi mila hai..
Kaam- dhandha bhi chhod de kya??
Ladka Ladki Best Comedy Jokes In Hindi
Ladke wale ladki dekhne gaye
Ladke wale : Apki ladki Ka nam kya hai..
Ladki wale : Hamari payari , Sabki payari.. Rampayari..
Ladki wale : Apke ladke ka nam kya hai..
*Ladke walo ne socha ki sidha sidha bataya to bejati ho jayegi*
Ladke wale : Humara Guh, Tumhara Guh, Jaggu !!!
Best Funny Jokes For Girls In Hindi – 3 Mummy
Indian girl : Mere chaar bhai aur teen behan hai,
Aapke kitne hai…??
Canadian girl: Meri koi behan nahi hai,
Lekin pehli mummy se teen pappa
Aur pehle papa se teen mummy hai
Boy Girl Funny Hindi Jokes
Exam dete hue …
Boy to girl : 3rd ques batao na
Girl : Nahi aata
Boy : 5th ka ans bata do
Girl : Nahi aata
Boy : 10,11,12 ka
Girl : wo bhi nahi aata
Boy: Agar tere 80% aaye to savdhaan india me
Tere murder ka episode jarur aayega..
Girl : Kutte kaun sa batana hai…
Exam Hall Boy Girl Funny Jokes In Hindi
EXAM HALL
Girl : 5th ques ka ans pata hai?
Girl : 5th ques ka ans pata hai?
Pappu : Haan, yeh wala hai dekh lo
Pappu : 9th ques ka ans pata hai?
Girl : Excuse Me, I Have a Boyfriend
Ladki Funny Jokes – Ladki Cinema Hall Me
Ek Ladki cinema me film dekhne gayi ,
Interval hote hi ladki cold-drink peene bahar chali gayi
Wapas aayi to saath me baithe mote aadmi se boli :
Bhai sahab kya bahar jate waqt galti se maine aapke paon kuchal diya tha..?
Mota gusse me : Haan kuchla tha, lekin ab kyun maafi maang rahi ho ?
ladki : main koi maafi nahi maang rahi , mujhe to pata karna tha ki meri seat isi line mein hain..
Best Ladka Ladki Jokes In Hindi – Kanjus Ladka
Ek baar kanjoos ladke ko baniya ki ladki se pyaar ho gaya
Ladki : Jab papa so jayenge, to main gali mein sikka fekungi,
Aawaz sunkar turant andar aa jana,
Lekin ladka sikka fekne ke ek ghante baad aaya
Lekin ladka sikka fekne ke ek ghante baad aaya
Ladki : Itni der kyu laga di???
Ladka : woh main sikka dhund raha tha….
Ladki : Arey pagal woh to dhaaga bandhkar feka tha wapas khinch liya
Sukhi Hue Ladki – Ladka Ladki Funny Jokes
Haryanvi ladke ne ek bahut patli ladki ko msg bheja :
Chehra bhi tera khaas koi naa…
Haddiyon par tere maas koi naa,,,
Purpose tujhe kya khaak karu,,
Haddiyon par tere maas koi naa,,,
Purpose tujhe kya khaak karu,,
Teri to 14 feb tak jeene ki aas bhi koi naa…
Boy Girl Funny Jokes In Hindi
Girl : Pata nahi kaise jamana aa gaya hai,
Dhundne par bhi koi aadmi nahi milta jo jhut naa bolta h
Boy : Lekin main ek aise aadmi ko janta hu jo kabhi jhut nahi bolta
Girl : acha, us nek insaan se meri baat karao
Pappu : yeh sambhav nahi hai kyunki woh gunga hai
Girlfriend Boyfriend Jokes – Dual Sim Mobile
Girlfriend: Janu, Mera dil mobile hai aur tum uska sim.
Boyfriend: Baby, mai ek bat poochhu.
Girlfriend: Haa poochho
Boyfriend: Baby, tumhara mobile dual- sim wala to nahi hai.
Ladka Ladki And Promise Day – Best Hindi Jokes
Ladke ke aate hi ladki uske gale lag gayi.
Ladka: Aaj bada pyar aaraha hai.
Ladki: Janu aaj promise day hai
Ladka: To kya kre…
Ladki: Tum mujhse koi promise karo.
Ladka: Baby, wo jo samne red color ki car khadi hai…..
Ladki: Hh… ha… janu, mujhe wo doge kya
Ladka: Nahi lekin ussi color ki lipstick dilaugaa.
Girlfriend Ka Birthday Gift – Best Hindi Jokes
Girlfriend: Janu mera birthday gift kaha hai.
Boyfriend: Baby wojo samne yellow color ki car dikh rahi hai
Girlfriend: So sweet, tum kitne ache ho.
Boyfriend: Are pahle puri baat to suno-
Usi color ki lipstick aur nale polish laya hu.
Ladka ladki Jokes – Ladka Hindi Jokes
Ladka ladki se: Kya tum janti ho, sangit
Me itni sakti hoti hai ki pani bhi ubal sakta hai.
Ladki: Ha kyu nahi, jab tumhara
Sangit sun kar mera khun ubal sakta hai
To pani kyu nahi.
Ladki Aur Teacher Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule
Teacher ladki se: Aaj tum itni late se kyo aa rahi ho
Ladki: Sir, ek ladka mera picha kar raha tha
Teacher: Tab to tume au jaldi aana chahiyae tha
Ladki: Sir ji, wo kamina dhire dhire chal raha tha
Boy And Girl Rakshabandhan Best Hindi Jokes
Ladka ladki park me baith kar bate kar rahe the.
Girl: tumhare liye mai kal rakhi lekar
Aai thi tumne bandhwai kyu nahi.
Boy: Kal ko mai agar tere liye
Mangalsutra lekar aau to tu kya
bandhwa legi, moti….
Sakki Biwi Funny Jokes Pati Patni Chutkule
Pappu ko ek aanjan number se phone aaya.
Ladki: Hello, kya aa ki shadi ho chuki hai
Pappu: Ji nahi, par aap kaun ho aue
Kaha se bol rahi ho.
Ladki: mai teri bibi hu kutte, aur tere
Ghar se bol rahi hu.
Ladki Aur Budha Adami Funny Jokes Chutkule
Ek budha aadmiek ladki se takraya
Budha: Sorry…….
Ladki: Bewkufe dekh kar nahi
Chal sakte kya.
Tabhi ek ladka us ladki se takraya
Ladka:Sorry……
Ladki: Koi bat nahi….
Budha: Meri ‘sorry’ ki spelling glat thi kya.
Girlfriend Boyfriend I Love You Funny Jokes
Girlfriend: I Love You, janu.
Boyfriend: I Love You too, baby
Girlfriend: Kitna pyar karte ho tum mujhse.
Boyfriend: Jitna tum mujhse karti ho.
Girlfriend: Iska matlab tu bhi timepass kar raha hai
kamina……..
School Madam And Student Funny Jokes In Hindi
Kuch bache ek ladki ko ghisat kar school le ja rahe the tabhi
Ek aadmi na kaha kyo ghisat rahe ho
Jab ise school jana hoga to yah khud chali jayegi
Student: Are uncle ye student nahi hai
hamari teacher hai, kabhi school he nahi aati.
Boyfriend Girlfriend Funny Bate Hindi Jokes
Ek girlfriend ne apne boyfriend ke seene par apna
Sar rakha hua tha aur boli, janu tumara dil to bhut
mulayam hai.
Boyfriend: Are pagli wo dil nahi hai, mere jeb me rajnigndha ki puriya hai.
khayegi kya.
Girlfriend Boyfriend I Love You Funny Jokes
Girlfriend: I Love You, janu.
Boyfriend: I Love You too, baby
Girlfriend: Kitna pyar karte ho tum mujhse.
Boyfriend: Jitna tum mujhse karti ho.
Girlfriend: Iska matlab tu bhi timepass kar raha hai
kamina……..
Ladki Ka Naam – Ladki Funny Hindi Joke
Ladka Ladki se puchta hai..
Boy : Tumhara nam kya hai ?
Tum karti kya ho ?
Girl : Mai kyu batau …Mai toh tumhe janti bhi nahi !!
Boy : Tik hai mat bata..
Mai kaunsa tujhe apni BMW me le jake 5 star hotal me khana khilauga !!
Girl : Mera nam pinki hai … Bhagat singh college me padti hu..
Hauz khas rahti hu,, college ki timing 9 se 4 … sunday off rahta hai..
Subah papa ke sath aati hi …. Sam ko akele jati hu…
Boy Girl Party Jokes Ladka Ladki Funny Jokes
Sundar see ladki ek party me ek ladke ke pass aai
Ladki: Suniye ji mere ek hath me pani hai aur dusre me palet, kya aap mere chehre se ek chij hata doge
Ladka: Ha kyo nahi ,batao kya hatana hai
Ladki: Kute jaisee apni najr
Boy Girl In Party – Funny Hindi Jokes
Ek party me ek sundar ladki ek ladke ke paas aake boli
Ladki : Ji suniye , Mera ek hath me palet hai,
Aur ek Hath me glass hai,
Kya aap me uper se ek chijh hata denge !!
Ladka : Ji Ji bilkul , kya hatana hai ?
Ladki : Ji mere chehre pe se apni kutto wali najar !!!!
Girl Ok Ok i love u too – funnu joke
Boy : Mere samir jaise amir nahi hu,
Mere uske jaise gadhi ayr bagla nahi hai..
Par mai tumse bahut payar karta hu …
Girl : Ok ..Ok .. I love You too..Aur batao rahul ke bare me..please
Boy chalti hai kya – funny joke
Boy : Mai 4 sal ka hu aur tum ?
Girl : Mai bhi 4 sal ki hu !!
Boy : Chalo fir chalte hai ?
Girl (Sarmate huye) : Kaha chale ?
Boy : Polio ko khurak pine !!
Ladka Kash Mai Tera Phone Hota – Funny Jokes
Bus Stop Par jawan ladki Kisi Wait Kar Rahi Thi..
Aur Apne Phone Par Kisi Se Baat Kar Rahi hu..
Ek Saitan Ladka Uske Pass Aaya Aur Romantic Andaaz Me Bola…
Ladka : “Kaash Me tera Phone Hota Aur Tere Gaal Se chipka hota Hota”
Ladki Muskura Ke Boli : “Acha ji , Par Soch Le Mai ma Charger tere Kahaan ghusati …“
Girl and boy in examination hall – funny joke
English ke exam me ladki ne ladke se pucha
” yar plzzz pehle ka answer
bata dee……
Boy : acha le jaldi likh le …..
Girl answer likhne ke bad : thanks bro ..
” yar plzzz pehle ka answer
bata dee……
Boy : acha le jaldi likh le …..
Girl answer likhne ke bad : thanks bro ..
tune meri bahut madad kari…
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boy shocked rah gya ……..
Boy : Kamini bhai hoga tera boyfieend…
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boy shocked rah gya ……..
Boy : Kamini bhai hoga tera boyfieend…
Sali galat hai answer..
Dhang se padh answer match ki commentary likhi hai tune …..
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Boys rockss and girls behosh !!!
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Boys rockss and girls behosh !!!
Ladki 100 ka recharge – funny joke
1 Ladke Ne ek Ladki Ko phone kiya
Ladka : I love you baby
Ladka : I love you baby
Ladki : Sachi ?
Ladka : Mucchi !!!
Ladki : ek 100 ka Recharge karwa dena Please….
Ladka : Sorry Didi
Rong Number lag gaya…..
Rong Number lag gaya…..
Boy Meri cousin hai – hindi funny joke
Ek ladka apni girlfriend ko leke ja raha tha,
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Ladke ka dost puchta hai : Kaun hai ye ?
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Ladka : Meri Cousin hai !!
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Lake ka Dost : Pichle sal ye meri cousin thi !
Kitni gandi bate karte hai – boy girl jokes
- Pahli ladki : Yar ye Boys aapas me kitni gandi bate karte hai ….
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Dusari ladki: kitni gandi karte hai ?
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Pahli ladki : Aree jitni hum girls aapas me karte hai …..
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Dusari ladki : hee bhagwan itni gandi …..
Boy kya maal lag rahi ho – funny joke
Boy girl ko chedhte huwe…
Boy : Kya maal lag rahi ho ….
Girl : Maal to hai sale…
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par tere jija ka
Hight of insult by girl – funny joke
Girl : Mujhe tumhare daat pasand hai …
Girl : ohh really … But Why ?
Girl : Because yellow is my favorite colour …
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Height of insult
Boyfriend Ladhai Ladhai Me Romance – funny joke
Boyfriend Girlfriend Beech pe ladh rahe the..
Girlfriend : Kamine…
Mai tere kapde fad dungi…
Boyfriend : Dekh ab tu ladhai ladhai me Romantic bate kar rahi hai….
Boy perpose a girl – hindi funny joke
Ek 4th class ke boy ne 7th class ki girl ko perpose kiya
Ladka : I love You !!
Ladki : Stupid , Mai tujhse badhi hu …
Ladka : Mai tumhare payar me pagal hu ….
Ladki : Get Lost !!!
Ladka : plzzzz Didi ….set ho jao na….
Stupid Girl Boy – hindi funny joke
Ek ladki ne ladke ko pendrive deke boka
Girl : Isme facebook dal ke dede !!
“Ladka hairani se ladki ko dekhne laga”
Girl : Kya huwa ,2 GB me nahi aaye ga kya ?
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Dil bhar gya BC !!!
Solid insult of boy by girl – funny joke
Solid Insult !!!!
Boy : i love you ,
mai tumhare bina nahi rah sakta,
Mar jauga,
Mit jauga,
Tere pyar me fana ho jauga….
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Girl : hmmm , Dekh le jaisa tujhe thik lage !!!!!
Girl kaun si compani ka iphone – funny joke
Boy : Maine nya iPhone liya hai !!!
Girl : Waaaoooooo !! kaun si company ka ?
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Boy : Kuch nahi ….tu ghar ja !!!
Funny propose by boy – hindi joke
A 2nd class boy proposes a girl:
Boy : I LOVE YOU !!!
Girl : Ek thappad Khayega khichke ….
Boy : Ghusa nahi khayegi fir….
Badi aayi thappad marne wali…
Boy : I LOVE YOU !!!
Girl : Ek thappad Khayega khichke ….
Boy : Ghusa nahi khayegi fir….
Badi aayi thappad marne wali…
Boy + Girl funny hindi joke
Chalakh Ladka+Chalakh naari = Affair jari…
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Chalakh Ladka + Bevkuf nari = paw bhari
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Bevkuf Ladka + bevkuf naari = Sadi ki tayari
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Bevkuf Ladka+Chalakh naari= Ladka bhikari
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Chalakh Ladka + Bevkuf nari = paw bhari
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Bevkuf Ladka + bevkuf naari = Sadi ki tayari
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Bevkuf Ladka+Chalakh naari= Ladka bhikari
Girl ki Beizzati on facebook Hindi funny joke
Girl ki Beizzati on facebook…..
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Girl photo Upload Karke Likhti Hai …. ” Hellooo guyzzz kesi Lag rahi hu mai aaj…? ” .
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Boy : Tere Baap Ne 25-30 hazar ka hhone dilaya Hai go ghar me 200 Rupee Ka
Shisha bhi lagaya hoga … Uss me dekh Le , humse kyu puchti hai ‘Churail’ kahi ki …
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Girl photo Upload Karke Likhti Hai …. ” Hellooo guyzzz kesi Lag rahi hu mai aaj…? ” .
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Boy : Tere Baap Ne 25-30 hazar ka hhone dilaya Hai go ghar me 200 Rupee Ka
Shisha bhi lagaya hoga … Uss me dekh Le , humse kyu puchti hai ‘Churail’ kahi ki …
Ladke Ne Ek Ladki pe line Mara – funny joke
Ladke Ne Ek Ladki pe line Mara !!
Ladki Boli – Haram i, Dum Hai To Mere Se Kabhi Akele Me Aake Mil .. ..
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Ladka Soch pe Padh Gya :
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Kamini , Darake Ke gai Hai Ya Chance Chance Deke !!!
Ladki Boli – Haram i, Dum Hai To Mere Se Kabhi Akele Me Aake Mil .. ..
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Ladka Soch pe Padh Gya :
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Kamini , Darake Ke gai Hai Ya Chance Chance Deke !!!
Girl ne boy ko daraya – funny joke
Boy Girl ko chhedhte huye : Oye Chalti hai Kya?
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Girl : Kaha pe ?
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Boy : Jaha tu bole !!
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Girl : Ok Chalo Shopping chalte hai …..
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Boy : Kasam Se Behan Aapke Saath To Na Mazak Karna Bhi Bekar Hai…
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Girl : Kaha pe ?
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Boy : Jaha tu bole !!
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Girl : Ok Chalo Shopping chalte hai …..
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Boy : Kasam Se Behan Aapke Saath To Na Mazak Karna Bhi Bekar Hai…
Boy Tujhme rab dikhta hai – funny joke
Boy : Tujhme rab dikhta hai yara mai kya karu ???
Girl : Darsan kar , Dachina chada , paradad le,
aur aage badh,
kyuki tere piche mere aur bhi bhakt line me lage hai !!!!
Girlfriend – Kya kar rahe ho funny joke
Girl : Kya kar rahe ho ?
Boy : Mumfali kha raha hu ….
Girl : akele alele !!
Boy : Ab 10 rupee ke mumfali me bhandara karu !
Girl jabardast bezzati – hindi funny joke
Girl jabardast bezzati
Girl :
Sawan aane se …
teri yad aati hai…
Badal garje to…
teri yad aati hai…
Barish ki bundo me….
teri yad aati hai…
Boy : Haa pata hai , teri chatari mere paas hai…
Lauta dunga , mar mat….
Boy and girl hindi funny joke
Ladki : Tera note gir gya !!
Ladka : Rahne de mai giri hue chijhe nahi uthata !!
Ladki : Abe bevkuf, tera Samsung Galexy Note 3 gir gya hai…
Ladka :
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Mummy !! Kaha Gira Kaha Gira ….
Romantic Funny Shayari On Girlfriend Boyfriend
Funny romantic shayari in hindi for girlfriend
Funny shayari in hindi for girlfriend
Aap man hi man unko chahte rah gaye..
Man me hi patane ka plan banate rah gaye..
Pata koi aur le gya unko..
Aap uniki shadi ke tant me kutte bhagate rah gaye !!!!
Shayari for girlfriend
Hum dilfek aashiq har kam me kamal kar de..
Jo waja kare usse pura har hal me kar de..
Tumhe lipistic lagane ki kya jarurat..
Tumhare hoth toh hum apne hotho se lal kar de
Hindi joke shayari
Mohabat kar li humne.. kafi sochane ke bad..
Ab kisi ko dekhna nahi tumhe dekhne ke bad..
Duniya chor denge tumhe pane ke bad..
Khuda maf kare itne jhuth bolne ke bad..
Shayari for gf
Jis chehare ko dekh ke haste the hum..
Aj ussi ne hame rula diya..
Usne toh hame call kiya nahi..
Humne kiyta toh caller tune tha..
“Tumhe bhula diya”
Romantic shayari for boyfriend
Hasi ke liye gam kurban..
Khushi ke liye aanshu kurban..
Dost ke liye jan bhi kurban…
Agar dost Ki girlfriend mil jaye to sala dost kurban..
Shayari in hindi for girlfriend
Dil bana toh diwane bane..
Sarab nana toh sarabi bane..
Kuch to bat hai aap me..
Yuhi nahi pagal khane bane
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