Ladka Ladki Naughty Funny Hindi Jokes

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Boy Girl Non Veg Jokes – Sawal Jabab

Girl ( Boy se ) : Ye batao Bus Ladka hai ya ladki..

Boy : Ladki hai !1

Girl : Kaise !!

Boy : Kyu ki sab uspe chadhte hai..

Girl : Fir Bus ko bacha kyu nahi hota..

Boy : Kyu ki sab uske piche se chadhte hai..

Girl : Conductor aur drive to aage se chadte hai..

Boy : Unhone cap paahna hota hai..

Ladka Ladki – Funny Hindi Non Veg Joke

Ek ladke ka land bahut chota tha..

Aur wo apni gf ko apna dikhana nahi chahta tha..

Ladka karne ke liye  gf ko andhere kamre me le gya..

Aur apna land ladki ke hath me dediya..

Ladki : Jannu mai chigarte nahi piti..

Line Me Ladka Ladki – Non Veg Hindi Joke

Line me Ladki Ke piche ek ladhka khada tha..

Ladki Ki gand dekh kar Lakde ka khada ho gya..

Ladki (Ladke se) : Thodha piche hoke khade ho..

Ladka : Kya Karu Piche se dhakka aaraha hai..

Ladki : 21 sal hu .. Gand mare ne aur dhakka marne me farak janti hu..

Ladki Naughty Hindi Jokes – Kathe Pe Ladki

Ek Kothe pe police ka chapa padhta hai to

Kafi ladkiya pakdhi jati hai..

Police Unn Ladkiyo ki Bahar Line me Khada Karti hai..

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Ek Bhudhiya ek ladki se puchti hai..

Yaha line kyu lagi hai..

Ladki : Aam Bat raha hai yaha ..

Budhi bhi line me lag jati hai..

Jab Police Budhiya ke paas aati hai to ..

Police : Kya Aama Ap bhi..

Budhiya : Bidhi Hu to kya huwa .. chush to sakti hu na….

Ashleel ishare – Naughty Boy Girl Hindi Jokes

Ek gungi ladki apne chuche nikal ke ek behare ladke ki isara kar rahi thi..

Ladka bhi Apna ghanta nikal ke halane laga..

Batao wo kya isare kar rahe hai.

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Ladki puch rahi hai ki dudh wala kab aayega …

Ladka bata raha hai ek ghante me aayega..

Girl Boy Hindi Joke – Ladki Ka Heater

Ek Couple Kamre me akele soo rahe the..

Boy :  Mujhe bahut thand lag rahi hai..

Girl : Mere dono heater to pakad lo ..

Boy : Mujhe abhi bhi thand lag rahi hai..

Girl : Abe niche apna pluck to laga pahle…

Ladki Hindi Joke – Rikshe Se Gir Gai

Ek 18 ladki rikse se ja rahi thi..

Usne scut ke niche panty nahi pahni thi..

Achanak se wo riske se gir gai ..aur uski scut uper ho gya..

Uske fatak se scut niche kar le..

Rikse wale ko dekh ke ladki boli :

Dekha meri furti ..

Rikshewala : Madam hamare yaha to isse fuddi bolte haii

Pappu Hindi Jokes – Ladki Ka HeadLight

Barish me bus stand pe khada pappu

Ek ladki ke nipple ko dekh raha tha..

Pappu : Teri head light jal rahi hai..

Ladki : Bijli to meri lag rahi hai … tu jana..

Pappu : Par load to mere khambho me aaraha hai ….

Ladki Ka Dudh Hila – Naughty Hindi Joke

Ek jawan ladki jiske chuche bahut bache the Rikshe se ja rahi thi..

Kuch dur chalne ke bad ladki Boli :

Bhaiya Riksha dhire chalao Mera dudh hil raha hai…

Rikshe wala : Madan Bra Nahi Pehni Ho ka..

Ladki : Bhosarike , Mai Dababe ke dudh ke bare me bo rahi hu

Ladki Ka Chota – Naughty Hindi Joke

Ek ladki apne chote chucho se pareshan thi..

Usne FLipCart pe Chuche bache karne Machine Dekhi..

Usne Oreder Kar ke mangwa liya..

Jab usne Dabba khola to usme lanse tha..

Aur babbe pe badhe badhe aksharo me likha ka..

Behen Ki L*dhi dhup me mat istemaal kariyo

Ladki Susu karne Ki jagah – Naughty Hindi Joke

Ek ladke ko susu karne ki jagah nahi mil rahi thi..

Tabhi waha se ek ladhki gujari..

Ladke ne ladhki se pucha..

Mujhe Susu Karne ki Jagaha dikhao..

Ladki sarmate huwe boli : Pahle aap dikhao,

Fir mai dikhaugi

Madam Ki Chaddi – Teacher Naughty Joke

Class ki madam ne ek ladki ki pucha..

Tum 2 din se school kyu nahi aarahi thi..

Madam mere pass ek hi chaddi hai

Parso barish me meri chadi gili ho gai thi ,,, to nahi aai mai..

Teacher : Acha fir kal kyu nahi aai thi..

Ladki : Mai kal school aarahi thi.. par raste me dekha ki aapke chat pe aap ki chaddi sukh rahi thi

To ghar wapis laut gai..

Ladki Naughty Hindi Joke – Kata Kyu Nahi

Ek Jawan Ladki Ka Rape Ho gya..

News walo ne ladki se pucha ..

Jab rape karne wale ne aapke muh me de rah tha to aapne uska kata kyu nahi..

Ladki : Mai pure Jan hu … Laura Lahsan Nahi khati..

Sellsgirl Ne Nikala – Naughty Pappu Hindi Jokes

Pappu condom kharidane ke liye dukan me gya..

Waha ke lady SellsGirl ne pappu se pucha Mai kuch madad karu..

Pappu : Maujhe condom kharidana hai..

Girl : Kya size hai Aap ka..

Pappu : Mujhe nahi pata …

Girl : Thik hai mai pakad ke pakad ke pata kar leti hi..

Sells Girl Ne pappu ke pant me hath dala aur nokar le..

Chota size le aaoo..

Ek min ruko .. Medium size le aapp..

Ruko Ruko …Large size le aao..

Oh shit ,,, Pahle Tissue paper le aao..

Naughty Hindi Joke SMS – 12 inch ka candom

Ek ladki chemist ki dukan me jake bolti hai :

“12 inch ka candom hai ”

Dukandar : “Ji ha hai , kitne dedu”

Ladki : Ji mujhe nahi chahiye,

Ye lijiye mera number,

Jo bhi ye comdom kharidane aaye usse mera number de dena

Naughty SMS Joke in Hindi – Ladki Ki Cheatting

Reproduction ke class me teacher ne

Ladki ko apane niche ke saman ki drawing banake ke bola

Ladki sarmate huye niche dekhi..

Tabhi ek ladki Bola :

Sir Ji Dekho , Behen ki l*dhi cheatting kar rahi hai..

Naughty Pappu Hindi Joke – Pappu ka huwa khada

Pappu ko sarak  pe bahut hi khubsurat ladki dikhi..

Usse dekhte hi pappu ka land khada ho gya..

Pappu ka khada land ladki nedekh liya..

Pappu ( Ladki Se ) : Tumhare paas ye hai..

Ladki : Nahi

Pappu : Mera lelo..

Naughty Funny Hindi Joke – Gaon Ki ladki

Gaon Ki Ladki apne boyfriend se boli :

“Tum ek dam madhar Chod lag rahe ho”

Ladka : Ye kya bol rahi hai..

Ladki : Wo bolte hai Na ek bam Mard lag rahe ho..

Ladka: Behen ki lodi..Wo madharch*d nahi macho hota hai..

Bedroom Non Veg Funny Jokes In Hindi

Ek ladka jawan jadki se puchta hai

Ladka : Tum kitne saal ki ho

Ladki : 20 saal ki..

Aur tum kitne sal ke ho ?

Ladka : 20 saal ka ..

Chalo 20-20 ka match khelte hai

Ladki : Abhi 4 din ruk jao..

Ladka : Kyu ?

Ladki : Abhi Pitch kharab hai..

Condom Non Veg Funny Jokes In Hindi

Ye c@ndom banane wale bhi Achi bhi..

Itne sare flavar ke c0ndom banake hai ki..

Koi ladki bagal se gujare to pata hi nahi chalta ki..

Naha ke aai hai ya marwa ke..

Ladka Ladki Non Veg Jokes And Chutkule

Ek jawan ladki Bana Ticket ke train me safar kar rahi thi..

Ticket Checker ne usse bina ticket pakadh liya..

Ticket Checker : Paise nikalo Ya mere sath bathroom me chalo..

Ladki uske sath bathroom me chali jati hai..

Waha ticket checker uski dabake ch*t marta hai..

Ladki bahar aake aake bolti hai : Aaj ch*t ne izzat bacha li

Non Veg Funny Jokes Ladka Ladki Chutkule

Kahate hai ladki ki hath me barkat hoti hai..

Uske hath me 2 inch ki chijh thama do..

Jaldi Hi 7 inch ka kar deti hai..

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Mai aate ki roti ki bat kar raha hu..

Tum log nahi sudhar sakte

Non Veg Hindi Jokes For Girlfriend Boyfriend

Boyfriend apni girlfriend se puchta hai..

Tum ladkiya susu kati hoto.. suuuu ki aawaj kyu aati hai..

Ladki thoda soch ke bolti hai..

Ladki : Hamare me tumhare jaisa silencer nahi laha hota…

Ladki Ladka Non Veg Naughty Hindi Jokes

Ek ladka ladki bedmoom me kar rehe the,

Ladka : Tum chaddi kyu nahi pahanti ?

Ladki sarmate huwe boli :

“Maine apne pati ko vachan diya hai,

Ki mai aap ke alawa kisi ke samne chaddi nahi utarugi..

Adult Ladka Ladki Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Bus me jagah nahi thi,

To ek Jawan Ladki Ek Uncle ke God me baith gai..

Thodi Der me uncle ka khada ho gaya…

Ladki achank se khadi hoke boli..

Uncle ya to isko baithalo ya mujhe..

Jawan Ladki Non Veg Funny Jokes And Chutkule

Ek jawan ladki 10000 rupee kama ke lai ,

Jo ki kahi kam bhi nahi karti thi,

Usne o paise papa ko diye tO,

Uske papa usko ek babaji ke paas le gye,

Papa : Babaji , Aap ne to bola tha ye paise nahi kama sakti..

Babaji : Beta , maine iski hath ki lakir dekha tha ch*t ki nahi..

Kiss Non Veg Jokes Ladka Ladki Funny SMS

Ladki Kiss karte wakat imagin karti hai ki..

Ye ladka kya soch raha hoga..

“ye soch raha hoga ki mere hoth kitne mulayam hai,

“Mere gaal cute cute hai ”

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Pata hai Ladka Kya choch raha honga

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Yar mai Kab iske B**bs me hath dalu

Non Veg Ladka Ladki Funny Jokes Hindi chutkule

Ek ladki Canada se INDIA aati hai..

Airpot pe Custom wale uska Suitcase khol ke dekhte hai..

Suitcase Me plastic ka land nikla..

Officer : Tumhara Boyfriend Hai ?

Ladki : Ha hai !!!

Officer : Kaha rahata hai o ?

Ladki : Canada me !!

Officer : Boyfriend hai fir iski ya jarurat padti hai ..

Ladki : Boyfriend Landline hai aur ye Mobile hai….

Ladki Rape Non Veg Funny Jokes Hindi Jokes

Ek gujrati ladki dukan pe jake bolti hai : Bhaiya aapke yahan rape karte hai kya..

mujhe karwana hai…!!

Dukandar : Madam, aage ki dukan mein dekh lijiye, hum to nahi karte rape …..

Ladki kuch der bad wapas aati hai : Bhaiya woh toh bol rahe hai ki aap hi karte hai rape….

Please kar dijiye na …., bahut late ho chuki hu…….

Dukandar :Mam plzz, aap aage dekh lijiye……

Girl gift nikalti hai wrap karwane ke liye …

Ladki : Bhaiya itna chota to hai …, please kar dijiye na….

Dukandar : Aree mam aisa boliye na wrapping karna hai…

Ladki : Wahi toh bol  rahi hu kab se ki

Rape kar dijiye… Rape kar dijiye…..

Ladka Ladki Non Veg Jokes – Niche Dali Ungli

Ladka Ladki Non Veg Jokes In Hindi

Ladki (Dukandar se) : Ek sampoo dena..

Dukandar : Kaha lagana hai ?

Ladki : Kya matlb kaha lagana hai…balo me lagana hai..

Dukaandarb : Sar ke baalo me lagana hai to ‘Head And Shoulder’ le jao..

Panty ke balo me lagana hai to ‘Pantine Sampoo’ le jao…

Ladki : Fir to mujhe aap ‘Garnier Sampoo’ deno …kyu ki sale mujhe sampoo gand ki balo me lagane hai….

Non Veg Chutkule In Hindi

Mohalle me ek ladki ki ladhai ladke se ho jari hai..

Ladhka apni ungli ladhki ki fuddi me dal deta hai..

Ladki : Batamizz ye kya kar raha hai….

Ladka : Tune hi to bola ungli niche karke bat kar…