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Ladka Ladki Breakup Funny Jokes And Chutkule

Ladke ka girfriend se breakup ho gya..

kyu ki ladki ki sadi hone wali thi..

Ladka (apane dost se) : Wo meri nahi hue to mai kisi ki nahi hone dunga..

Dost : Kyu teri ho jati to kya sabki hone deta..

Girlfriend Boyfriend Aur Dost Funny Jokes

Pappu apne dost se : Kyaa baat hai,

aajkal tumhari girlfriend hamesha chup rehti hai???

Dost : Actually, ek din jab hum dono photo click karwa rahe the,

to photographer ne meri gf ko keh diya ki jab aap chup rehti hai,

to ekdum karishma kapoor ki tarha lagti ho..

Kamina Ladka Aur Girlfriend Funny Jokes SMS

Ladka : Tumhara nam kya hai,,

Ladki : Mina…..

Aur tumhana nam kya hai

Ladka : Kamina

Ladki : Hat pagal… kamina kaisa nam hai..

Ladka : 2 Ghante sath bhaith ja,,

khud bolegi..pura kamina hai…Gir

Ladka Ladki Shadi Funny Jokes And Chutkule

Ladke wale ladki dekhane gaye..

Ladke ka pita : Waise to hamare ladke me koi kami nahi hai..

bas hasta hai to dat bhadhe lagte hai..

Ladki ka pita : Tension mat lijiye…

meri beti husko hasne ka moka hi nahi degi..

New Ladka Ladki Funny Jokes And Hindi Chutkule

Samashaya Hunar aur kismat me farak..

6 Ladke 1 ladki ko payar kare = Samashaya

1 ladka 6 ladki ko pyar kare = Hunar

6 ladkiya ek ladke ko payar kare = Kismat

Girls Hostel Funny Jokes & Hindi Chutkila

Girl Hostel me aag lag gai..

Bagal ke boy hostel ke ladko ne madad kar di…

aag pe to 2 gante me hi kabu kar liya gya..

par abhi bhi ladko ko kabu karne ki koshish chal rahi hai…

Bevkuf Girlfriend Funny Jokes & Hindi Chutkule

Ek ladke ne nai jaguar car kharidi..

Aur apnii girlfriend ko dikhane ke liye le gya !!!

Girlfriend : Aree wah nai car… wo bhi puma ki..

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Ladka abhi bhi ICU me hai.. Aur sadme se bahar nahi aaya

Gf Bf Aur Papa Funny Jokes & Hindi Chutkule

Gf : Kal mere papa ne mujhe tumhare sath bike pe jate dekh liya

Bf : Ohhh … Fir kya huwa ?

Gf : Jiska dar tha wahi huwa..

Papa ne bus ke kiraye ke paise le liye..

Humari family bahut strict hai..

I Love You Funny Jokes & Hindi Chutkule

Ek ladka bahut bahut hi amir ladki ko purpose kar deta hai

Ladka : I love You

Lakdi : Mere pass bangla hai…

Car hai.. Bank Balance hai..

Tumhare pass kya hai..

Ladka : Mere pass tere jaisi 4 hai !!!

Hindi Funny Jokes Girlfriend Boyfriend

Girlfriend ki shadi me uska X boyfriend bhi aaya tha.

Ladki ka baap(X boyfriend se): Beta tum koun ho.

X boyfriend: Ji mai samifinal me bahar ho gaya tha,

Final dekhne aaya hu.

Ladka Ladki Fighting Funny Jokes & Chutkule

Desh me Chuttiye log bhare pade hai
Ek ladke ki bike se scooty wali ladki ki takkar ho gayi,

bheed ne ladke ko khoob mara, buri tarha pitta,

phir ladki aur scooty ko uthaya

Ek aadmi bola : Aapko lagi to nahi hai

Ladki : Nahi, yeh to roz ka kaam hai, scooty sikh rahi hu na…

College Boy Girl Funny Hindi Jokes & Chutkule

College boy to 3rd class ke bacche se :

Oye chote tujhe chocolate khilaunga….apni didi ka number leaa???

3rd class ka baccha : Tujhe bear pilaunga….

yeh love letter jaa kar apni choti behan ko deaa???

Boys Hostel Girls Hostel Funny Jokes Chutkule

Boy Hostel me Mohan Sohan raat mein padh rahe the…

Mohan : Kitne baje hai yaar???

Sohan utha aur ek patthar samne wale girls hostel mein de maara ….

Udhar se ek ladki bahar aayi aur boli –

Kameeno…Ab to so jao, raat ke 2 baj rahe hai

Pappu Aur Ladki Funny Hindi Jokes & Chutkule

Pappu park me ek ladki ko akela paa kar

haath mein phool liye uska picha kar raha tha

Ladki : Tumhe pata hai, piche meri Maa aa rahi hai???

Pappu : Arey, Hum to khandaani aashiq hai ,

tumhari maa ke piche mere pitaji aa rahe hai

Gf Bf Kiss And Pizza Funny Jokes & Chutkule

Gf : Mujhe Pizza khana hai

Bf Pizza le aata hai

Gf : Thanks

Bf : Thanks se kaam nahi chalega

Gf (sharmaate hue) : Acha to kissi chahiye???

Bf (gusse me) : Bakwas mat kar aadha pizza de mujhe

Daramebaz Gf Bf Funny Hindi Jokes & Chutkule

Dramebaaz gf : Oh mera shona, babu, meri jaan…

main mar jawa gud kha ke

Pareshan bf : Tu jitna gud kahegi utna gud bhijwa dunga….

par faishala na badaliyo tu..

Girl Boy Shadi Funny Jokes And Hindi Chutkula

Darwaza kholte hi

Girl : Parso meri shaadi hai,

ab kyu aaye ho meri zindgi me wapas???

Boy : Tent lagane ka aur cattering ka order humko hi mila hai..

Kaam- dhandha bhi chhod de kya??

Handsome Ladka Ladki Funny Jokes & SMS

Handsome sa ladka class me aaya….

Aur saari ladkiyaa use dekhte hi deewani ho gayi

Phir ladke ne aate hi kuch aisa kaha to ladkiya behosh ho gayi

Socho aisa kya kaha hoga???

Thodi jagah dena behan ji….jhaadu lagana hai…

“Haye re berojgaari”

Most Funny Boy Girl Funny Jokes And Chutkule

Boy : Mujhse shadi karogi ?

Girl : Pagal ho gye ho kya !!!!

Boy : Achi movie hai na ?

Girl : Kutte ke pille..

Boy : Tumne mujhe gali di ?

Girl : Kitne Chote chote hote hai na ,,,

Best Funny Jokes For Girls In Hindi – 3 Mummy

Indian girl : Mere chaar bhai aur teen behan hai,

Aapke kitne hai…??

Canadian girl: Meri koi behan nahi hai,

Lekin pehli mummy se teen pappa

Aur pehle papa se teen mummy hai

Boy Girl Funny Hindi Jokes

Exam dete hue …

Boy to girl : 3rd ques batao na

Girl : Nahi aata

Boy : 5th ka ans bata do

Girl : Nahi aata

Boy : 10,11,12 ka

Girl : wo bhi nahi aata

Boy: Agar tere 80% aaye to savdhaan india me

Tere murder ka episode jarur aayega..

Girl : Kutte kaun sa batana hai…

Exam Hall Boy Girl Funny Jokes In Hindi

EXAM HALL
Girl : 5th ques ka ans pata hai?

Pappu : Haan, yeh wala hai dekh lo

Pappu : 9th ques ka ans pata hai?

Girl : Excuse Me, I Have a Boyfriend.

Boy Girl Funny Jokes In Hindi

Girl : Pata nahi kaise jamana aa gaya hai,

Dhundne par bhi koi aadmi nahi milta jo jhut naa bolta h

Boy : Lekin main ek aise aadmi ko janta hu jo kabhi jhut nahi bolta

Girl : acha, us nek insaan se meri baat karao

Pappu : yeh sambhav nahi hai kyunki woh gunga hai

Boy Friend Girl Friend Funny Jokes

Boy Friend apni girl friend ke papa se milne gaya

Girl Friend ke papa :

Main nahi chahta ki meri beti apni puri zindagi ek awara insaan ke sath guzare

Boy Friend: Bas uncle, isliye to main usey yaha se le jane aaya hu

Ladka Ladki Romantic Jokes – Mar Jauga Tum Bin

Ladki : Arey…ab kya bolu main…?

Ladka : pyaar karti ho to I Love you bolu,,,
Warna main abhi do packet maggi khaa lunga

Ladki : Nahi,aisa mat karna

Ladka : jaldi bolo,paani chadha diya hain maine gas pe,,,bs do minute ki der hain

Ladki : Acha… I love you baba…bs maggi mat khana

Girlfriend Boyfriend Jokes – Dual Sim Mobile

Girlfriend: Janu, Mera dil mobile hai aur tum uska sim.

Boyfriend: Baby, mai ek bat poochhu.

Girlfriend: Haa poochho

Boyfriend: Baby, tumhara mobile dual- sim wala to nahi hai.

Ladka Ladki And Promise Day – Best Hindi Jokes

Ladke ke aate hi ladki uske gale lag gayi.

Ladka: Aaj bada pyar aaraha hai.

Ladki: Janu aaj promise day hai

Ladka: To kya kre…

Ladki: Tum mujhse koi promise karo.

Ladka: Baby, wo jo samne red color ki car khadi hai…..

Ladki: Hh… ha… janu, mujhe wo doge kya

Ladka: Nahi lekin ussi color ki lipstick dilaugaa.

Girlfriend Ka Birthday Gift – Best Hindi Jokes

Girlfriend: Janu mera birthday gift kaha hai.

Boyfriend: Baby wojo samne yellow color ki car dikh rahi hai

Girlfriend: So sweet, tum kitne ache ho.

Boyfriend: Are pahle puri baat to suno-

Usi color ki lipstick aur nale polish laya hu.

Ladka ladki Jokes – Ladka Hindi Jokes

Ladka ladki se: Kya tum janti ho, sangit

Me itni sakti hoti hai ki pani bhi ubal sakta hai.

Ladki: Ha kyu nahi, jab tumhara

Sangit sun kar mera khun ubal sakta hai

To pani kyu nahi.

Bhikhari Ki Girlfriend – Hindi Jokes And Chutkule

Ek bhikhari: 10 rupee dedo malik,

Apni girlfriend ko call karna hai.

Malik ki girlfriend: Dekho, bhikhari bhi apni

Girlfriend ko kitna pyar karta hai.

Bhikhari: Aisi bat nahi hai malkin, use

Pyar karne ke bad hi mai bhikhari bana hu.

Ladki Aur Teacher Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Teacher ladki se: Aaj tum itni late se kyo aa rahi ho

Ladki: Sir, ek ladka mera picha kar raha tha

Teacher: Tab to tume au jaldi aana chahiyae tha

Ladki: Sir ji, wo kamina dhire dhire chal raha tha

Boy And Girl Rakshabandhan Best Hindi Jokes

Ladka ladki park me baith kar bate kar rahe the.

Girl: tumhare liye mai kal rakhi lekar

Aai thi tumne bandhwai kyu nahi.

Boy: Kal ko mai agar tere liye

Mangalsutra lekar aau to tu kya

bandhwa legi, moti….

Ladki Aur Budha Adami Funny Jokes Chutkule

Ek budha aadmiek ladki se takraya

Budha: Sorry…….

Ladki: Bewkufe dekh kar nahi

Chal sakte kya.

Tabhi ek ladka us ladki se takraya

Ladka:Sorry……

Ladki: Koi bat nahi….

Budha: Meri ‘sorry’ ki spelling glat thi kya.

School Madam And Student Funny Jokes In Hindi

Kuch bache ek ladki ko ghisat kar school le ja rahe the tabhi

Ek aadmi na kaha kyo ghisat rahe ho

Jab ise school jana hoga to yah khud chali jayegi

Student: Are uncle ye student nahi hai

hamari teacher hai, kabhi school he nahi aati.

Girlfriend Boyfriend I Love You Funny Jokes

Girlfriend: I Love You, janu.

Boyfriend: I Love You too, baby

Girlfriend: Kitna pyar karte ho tum mujhse.

Boyfriend: Jitna tum mujhse karti ho.

Girlfriend: Iska matlab tu bhi timepass kar raha hai

Ladki Ka Naam – Ladki Funny Hindi Joke

Ladka Ladki se puchta hai..

Boy : Tumhara nam kya hai ?

Tum karti kya ho ?

Girl : Mai kyu batau …Mai toh tumhe janti bhi nahi !!

Boy : Tik hai mat bata..

Mai kaunsa tujhe apni BMW me le jake 5 star hotal me khana khilauga !!

Girl : Mera nam pinki hai … Bhagat singh college me padti hu..

Hauz khas rahti hu,, college ki timing 9 se 4 … sunday off rahta hai..

Subah papa ke sath aati hi …. Sam ko akele jati hu…

Boy Girl Party Jokes Ladka Ladki Funny Jokes

Sundar see ladki ek party me ek ladke ke pass aai

Ladki: Suniye ji mere ek hath me pani hai aur dusre me palet, kya aap mere chehre se ek chij hata doge

Ladka: Ha kyo nahi ,batao kya hatana hai

Ladki: Kute jaisee apni najr

Boy Girl In Party – Funny Hindi Jokes

Ek party me ek sundar ladki ek ladke ke paas aake boli

Ladki : Ji suniye , Mera ek hath me palet hai,

Aur ek Hath me glass hai,

Kya aap me uper se ek chijh hata denge !!

Ladka : Ji Ji bilkul , kya hatana hai ?

Ladki : Ji mere chehre pe se apni kutto wali najar !!!!

Girl and boy in examination hall – funny joke

English ke exam me ladki ne ladke se pucha
” yar plzzz pehle ka answer
bata dee……
Boy : acha le jaldi likh le …..
Girl answer likhne ke bad : thanks bro ..

tune meri bahut madad kari…
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boy shocked rah gya ……..
Boy : Kamini bhai hoga tera boyfieend…

Sali galat hai answer..

Dhang se padh answer match ki commentary likhi hai tune …..
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Boys rockss and girls behosh !!!

Ladki 100 ka recharge – funny joke

1 Ladke Ne ek Ladki Ko phone kiya
Ladka : I love you baby

Ladki : Sachi ?

Ladka : Mucchi !!!

Ladki : ek 100 ka Recharge karwa dena Please….

Ladka : Sorry Didi
Rong Number lag gaya…