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Sabse Jaya Dard Madam Girl Boy Non Veg Joke

12th ke ladke ladki ke class me madam sawal puchti hai
“Batao sabse jyada dard kab hota hai”
Girl : Madam Jab Bacha paida hota hai tab !!
Boy : No Mam , Behen ki lodi ne kabhi aand pe laat nahi khai

Gf Bf Funny Naughty Hindi Joke

Gf : Ye Sunny Leone Kaun Hai ?
Bf : Ye Sunny Deol Ka Mahila Awtar haii..
Iska Bhi Adhai Kilo Ka Hai..
Isko Dekhne ke bad
Admi Uthata nahhii hai..
Adami Ka Uth jata hai

Girlfriend Boyfriend Non Veg Jokes – Piche Se

Girlfriend Boyfriend Hotal me kar rahe The ,,,
Tabhi Girlfriend Ne Bola : Baby Tum Mere Liye Katapa ho..
Boyfriend ; Wo kaise ?
Girlfriend : Tum hamesa piche se hi karte rahte ho…

Boy Girl Non Veg Jokes – Sawal Jabab

Girl ( Boy se ) : Ye batao Bus Ladka hai ya ladki..
Boy : Ladki hai !1
Girl : Kaise !!
Boy : Kyu ki sab uspe chadhte hai..
Girl : Fir Bus ko bacha kyu nahi hota..
Boy : Kyu ki sab uske piche se chadhte hai..
Girl : Conductor aur drive to aage se chadte hai..
Boy : Unhone cap paahna hota hai..

Ashleel ishare – Naughty Boy Girl Hindi Jokes

Ek gungi ladki apne chuche nikal ke ek behare ladke ki isara kar rahi thi..
Ladka bhi Apna ghanta nikal ke halane laga..
Batao wo kya isare kar rahe hai.
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Ladki puch rahi hai ki dudh wala kab aayega …
Ladka bata raha hai ek ghante me aayega..

Girl Boy Hindi Joke – Ladki Ka Heater

Ek Couple Kamre me akele soo rahe the..
Boy :  Mujhe bahut thand lag rahi hai..
Girl : Mere dono heater to pakad lo ..
Boy : Mujhe abhi bhi thand lag rahi hai..
Girl : Abe niche apna pluck to laga pahle…

Girlfriend Boyfriend Hindi Jokes – Hichki Aai

Girlfriend aur Boyfriend Hotal me kar rahe the..
Thabhi Girl Friend Ko hichki Aaati hai
Boy friend : Kya Huwa tumhe ?
Girl Friend : Kuch nahi chutiye !!
Jaldi kar aur bhi log yad kar raahe hai..

Pappu Hindi Jokes – Ladki Ka HeadLight

Barish me bus stand pe khada pappu
Ek ladki ke nipple ko dekh raha tha..
Pappu : Teri head light jal rahi hai..
Ladki : Bijli to meri lag rahi hai … tu jana..
Pappu : Par load to mere khambho me aaraha hai ….

Ladki Ka Dudh Hila – Naughty Hindi Joke

Ek jawan ladki jiske chuche bahut bache the Rikshe se ja rahi thi..
Kuch dur chalne ke bad ladki Boli :
Bhaiya Riksha dhire chalao Mera dudh hil raha hai…
Rikshe wala : Madan Bra Nahi Pehni Ho ka..
Ladki : Bhosarike , Mai Dababe ke dudh ke bare me bo rahi hu

12 Saal Ki Ladki – Naughty Hindi Joke SMS

14 saal ka ladka apni paros ki aunty se puchta hai..
Ladka : Aunty 12 saal ki ladki ko bacha ho sakta hai kya..
Aunty : Nahi Toh !!
Ladka : Fir Apni beti ko samjhao khamkha c@ndom ka kharcha karwati hai.

Ladki Susu karne Ki jagah – Naughty Hindi Joke

Ek ladke ko susu karne ki jagah nahi mil rahi thi..
Tabhi waha se ek ladhki gujari..
Ladke ne ladhki se pucha..
Mujhe Susu Karne ki Jagaha dikhao..
Ladki sarmate huwe boli : Pahle aap dikhao,
Fir mai dikhaugi

Girlfriend Ko Gift – Gf Bf Naughty Hindi Jokes

Ek ladka dukan pe jake bolta hai :
“Ek condom dena girlfriend Ko giftdena hai”
Dukana : To mai ispe cover laga du…
Boy : Yahi to cover hai … Gift to mere paas hai

Girl ne Chusha – Naughty Hindi Joke SMS

Ek madam 12th ki girls Ki class me reproduction ka chapter padha rahi thi
Madam : Ladkiyo karne time condom ka istemal karna
Safty rahegi Aur maza bhi utana hi aayega..
Ek laadki Jisne kar rakha tha … bolti hai..
Madam aapne kabhi raskule ko polythin me dal ke chusa hai..
Kitna maza aata hai..

Sellsgirl Ne Nikala – Naughty Pappu Hindi Jokes

Pappu condom kharidane ke liye dukan me gya..
Waha ke lady SellsGirl ne pappu se pucha Mai kuch madad karu..
Pappu : Maujhe condom kharidana hai..
Girl : Kya size hai Aap ka..
Pappu : Mujhe nahi pata …
Girl : Thik hai mai pakad ke pakad ke pata kar leti hi..
Sells Girl Ne pappu ke pant me hath dala aur nokar le..
Chota size le aaoo..
Ek min ruko .. Medium size le aapp..
Ruko Ruko …Large size le aao..
Oh shit ,,, Pahle Tissue paper le aao..

Naughty SMS Joke in Hindi – Ladki Ki Cheatting

Reproduction ke class me teacher ne
Ladki ko apane niche ke saman ki drawing banake ke bola
Ladki sarmate huye niche dekhi..
Tabhi ek ladki Bola :
Sir Ji Dekho , Behen ki l*dhi cheatting kar rahi hai..

Naughty Hindi Jokes – Kar Ke Bhag Gya

Ek ladki sarak pe jor jor se gali de rahi thi..
Kabir ..behen ke lode …madhar chod
Waha se ek baba gujar rahe the..
Baba : Aise gali nahi dete..
Kya huwa tumhare sath..
Ladki : Wo ladka mera boyfriend tha..
Usne mere chuche dabaye..
* Baba ne uske chuche daba ke bola *
Baba : Aise ?
Ladki : ha..
Baba : Isme gali wali to koi bat nahi hai..
Ladki : Usne mere kapde utare ..
*Baba ne ladki ke kapde utar diye *
Baba : Aise ?
Ladki : ha ..
Baba : Isme bhi koi gali wali bat nahi hai..
Ladki : Usne mujhe choda hai..
*Baba ne bhi ladki ko chod diya *
Baba : Aise ?
Ladki : ha ..
Baba : Isme bhi gali wali koi bat nahi hai…
Ladki : Chodane ke bad ye bol ke bhag gya ki … Mujhe AIDS hai…
Baba : Kabir ..behen ke lode …madhar chod

Non Veg Jokes For Girlfriend In Hindi

Ek jawan ladki ka boyfriend uske ghar chai pe aaya,
Ladki ne chai ke dhuna , per ghar me dhudh nahi tha,
Ladki ke kuch karne ka socha,
O apne kamre me gai,
Apne kapde uthare,
Fir nye kapde pahan liye,
Aur bazar jake dudh le aai

Non Veg Funny Jokes Ladka Ladki Chutkule

Kahate hai ladki ki hath me barkat hoti hai..
Uske hath me 2 inch ki chijh thama do..
Jaldi Hi 7 inch ka kar deti hai..
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Mai aate ki roti ki bat kar raha hu..
Tum log nahi sudhar sakte

Adult Ladka Ladki Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Bus me jagah nahi thi,
To ek Jawan Ladki Ek Uncle ke God me baith gai..
Thodi Der me uncle ka khada ho gaya…
Ladki achank se khadi hoke boli..
Uncle ya to isko baithalo ya mujhe..

Kiss Non Veg Jokes Ladka Ladki Funny SMS

Ladki Kiss karte wakat imagin karti hai ki..
Ye ladka kya soch raha hoga..
“ye soch raha hoga ki mere hoth kitne mulayam hai,
“Mere gaal cute cute hai ”
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Pata hai Ladka Kya choch raha honga
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Yar mai Kab iske B**bs me hath dalu

Kiss Non Veg Jokes Ladka Ladki Funny SMS

Ladki Kiss karte wakat imagin karti hai ki..
Ye ladka kya soch raha hoga..
“ye soch raha hoga ki mere hoth kitne mulayam hai,
“Mere gaal cute cute hai ”
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Pata hai Ladka Kya choch raha honga
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Yar mai Kab iske B**bs me hath dalu

Boy Girl Non Veg Talk Funny Jokes In Hindi

Boy : Tune Bra nahi pahna na ?
Girl : Tujhe kaise pata ?
Boy : Thanks to Rajnikant EyeCare !!
Girl : Tune under wear nahi pahna na ?
Boy : Tujhe kaise pata :
Girl : Ek to teri Zip khuli hai,
Dusra tera Rajnikant Bahar Aaa raha hai ….

Non Veg Funny Jokes For Girl Hindi Chutkule

Ek jawan ladki ka rape ho gya
News Reporter uska interview lene pahuche..
News Reporter : Aaap ka rape huwa to aap ko kaisa laga!!
Ladki : Ab laddu khud khao yar jabardasti khilao,
Lagta to mitha hi hai

Boy Girl Non Veg Chatting Funny Jokes Hindi

Ladki : Bas Kro Aur Kitna Karoge,
Raat Ke 10 Baje Se Kare ja rahe ho,
Ab Subha Hone wali hai , Thake Nhi Kya,
Boy: Ye To Kuch bhi nahi hai , Mai To
Din Raat Karunga kyuki ,
Mere To 5000 Message Free Hai….

Ladka Ladki Kiss Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Ladka : Mai Tumhe kiss kar sakta hu kya ?
Ladli : Ha , Bilkut , Par Horizental lips pe ya Vertical lips pe  ?
Ladka : Kya ?
Ladki : Uper wale pe ya niche wale pe ?
Ladka : Mai samjha nahi ?
Ladki : Chutiye …lips pe karega ya chut pe…b

Birthday Gift Non Veg Jokes For Girl In Hindi

Boy : Mujhe mere birthday pe chut chahiye!!
Girl : Hamesa gandi Chijh mangte rahte ho ….
Kuch aur mango !!!
Boy : I-phone !!!
Girl : Thik hai par ghodi nahi banugi …

Ladka Ladki Non Veg Bate Funny Jokes Chutkule

Ladki – Bas Bhi Karo Ab ,,,
Ladka – Kuch Nahi Hota …
Ladki – Kisi Ne Dekh Liya To ….?
Ladka – Kuch Nahi Hoga, …..
Tum Sidhi Raho Thoda aur Kholo …,
Agar Nahi Dikha To Fail Ho Jaunga pakka …

Ladka Ladki Kiss Non Veg Funny Jokes Chutkule

Ladka : Can I Kiss you?
Ladki : Condom laye ho?
Ladka : Kiss k liye condom???
Ladki : Masum to aise ban rahe ho jaise
Kissing ke bad jo Khada hoga tumhara….
Uspe chata tangoge….!!!

Boy Girl Adult Jokes In Hindi Funny Chutkule

Ladki ladko ki sabhi chijhe pahan sakti hai,
Jaise : Jeans , T-shirt , Lungi ,Pant  !!
Par ek chijh o nahi pahan sakti …
Guess What ?
C@NDOM , Ispe sirf hamara adhikar hai !!
Jai Jawan ,Jai Saaman !!!

Best Boy Friend Girl Friend Non Veg Jokes

Boy : Mujhe apna apna boyfriend bana lo !!!
Girl : Thik hai per meri ek sart hai …
Boy : kya ?
Girl : Mai tumhare sath sex-wex nahi karugi …
Kyuki mai apna sabkuch apne pati ke liye bachana chahti hu ..
Boy : Thik hai .. Fir meri bhi meri ek sart hai …
Girl : Kya ?
Boy : Mai bhi tum pe ek paisa kharch nahi karuga …
kyu ki mai paisa apni hone wali biwi kw liyw bacha raha hu !!!
Girl : Baby tumne to dil pe le liya … mai to mazak kar rah thi…

Best Ladka Ladki Non Veg Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Ek  bar ladka ladki facebook pe chat kar rahe the…
Ladki : Din bhar facebook pe Chat karta rehta hai….., chutiya hai kya ?
Ladki : Tu hogi chutiya…
Tera baap chutiya, teri maa chutiya…
tera pura khandaan chutiyaa…
Aur fb tere baap ka hai kya..????
Ladki  (5-6 minutes bad) : Mai puch rahi thi holiday chal raha hai kya ?
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Best Adult Jokes For Girl Friend In Hindi

Darji : Garadan kitni rakhni hai mam ?
Girl : Itni deep kar dena jitne me ladke mere ball pe flat ho jaye …
Darji : Kamar kitni chahiye aap ko ?
Girl : Itni fitting karo ki ladko k muh me pani aajaye !!!
Darji : Hips ka nap kya rakhna hai mam?
Girl : Itna tight kar dena ki ladko ka muje dekh k khda ho jaye …
Darji : BC …. Dress silvane aai hai ki ladke fasane….

Ladka Ladki Non Veg Jokes – Niche Dali Ungli

Ladka Ladki Non Veg Jokes In Hindi

Ladki (Dukandar se) : Ek sampoo dena..
Dukandar : Kaha lagana hai ?
Ladki : Kya matlb kaha lagana hai…balo me lagana hai..
Dukaandarb : Sar ke baalo me lagana hai to ‘Head And Shoulder’ le jao..
Panty ke balo me lagana hai to ‘Pantine Sampoo’ le jao…
Ladki : Fir to mujhe aap ‘Garnier Sampoo’ deno …kyu ki sale mujhe sampoo gand ki balo me lagane hai….

Non Veg Chutkule In Hindi

Mohalle me ek ladki ki ladhai ladke se ho jari hai..
Ladhka apni ungli ladhki ki fuddi me dal deta hai..
Ladki : Batamizz ye kya kar raha hai….
Ladka : Tune hi to bola ungli niche karke bat kar…

Adult Shayari For Girlfriend – Non Veg Shayari

Adult Shayari For Girlfriend – Non Veg Shayari

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Adult Shayari For Gf

Hamari ek hasi pe ..
Wo hamre sath soo liye..
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Wah Wah..
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Hamari ek hasi pe ..
Wo hamre sath soo liye..
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Wo panty pahane hi wale thi ki
Hum ne fir se has diye

Non Veg Shayari For Friends

Aj unka dil fir dukha diya humne..
Aj unka dil fir dukha diya humne..
(Gaur farmaiye…shayari me bahut dard hai..)
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Aj unka dil fir dukha diya humne..
Dekar ICE_Cream ka unhe lalacha..
Aj fir andhere  me unhe apna laand chusha diya…

Naughty Shayari For Girlfriend

Hum unse dil laga baithe..
Tanhaii me shukun ki maa chudwa baithe..
Wo to bc soo gai kisi ke bishtar pe ,,
Hus sala apni hi jhato me aag laga baithe..

Adult Shayari on Girlfriend

Ek to chandani raat thi..
Uper se o mere sath thi..
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Mai usne upar chadha huwa tha.
Wo mere niche chadhu hue thi..
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HAtho me the hath ..
Aur pairo me the pair..
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Mai jor lagaye ja raha tha …
Aur wo awaje nikale ja rahi thi..

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Yaho galat na shamjho wo meri cycle thi..

Dirty non veg messages for girlfriend

Chuchi ki aatam katha
Mera janam 12 saal bad hua..
Jab mai bilkul choti thi..
Tab mai frok me rahti thi..
Fir mere aakar ka vishtar huwa..
Nimbu badhke aanar huwa..
Jab mai badhane lagi..
Har kisi ki najar mujhpe padhne lagi..
Huwa bra  mera ghar..
Ab lagne laga mujhe dar..
Jab mera size huwa badha..
Jane kitno ka huwa khadha..
Bidh me ladko ne hath mara..
Mujhe aaihsash huwa badha payara..
Fir na jane kitno ne dabaya..
Sach kahu to badha maza aaya..
Kisi ne payar se sahlaya …
Kisiko payar se chushwaya..
Kisi ne mujhe masala..
Kisi ne mujhpe popat ragadha..
Ab mai jab gai jhul..
Sale madhar chod mujhe gaye bhul..

Best Non Veg Shayari

Na teer na taalwar..
Agar Mujhse hai payar to khol apni salwar..
Mera Shastra hai taiyar..
Houngaa tujhpe sawar..
Jaldi se apni chadhi uthar..
Teri bharni hai darar..

Adult Shayari For Gf Bf

Usne Baja diya mera band nina dhol ke..
Dil todh diya usne i hate you bol ke..
Ek roj ja rahi thi mujhe byee bol ke..
Toh humne bhi dikha diya chain khol ke..
Fir kya tha..
Aaj tak seva karti hai… Prujaran pan ke

Gf Bf Non Veg Shayari

Ye Wakt nahi hai rone ka..
Ye wake hai bache ke hone ka..
Uss wakt kyu nahi roiee thi..
Jab chipak ke soi thi..
Ab jab kiya hai wo bharo..
TAb to kahti thi aur karo aur karo..

Girlfriend meri kaisi ho – Adult  Shayari

Badan unka silki ho..
Brest unki milki ho..
Dekhne me chikni ho..
Pahni usne bikini ho..
Niche uski chimni ho..
Garam apna danda ho..
Usme jake thanda ho..