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Gf Bf Funny Naughty Hindi Joke
Gf : Ye Sunny Leone Kaun Hai ? Bf : Ye Sunny Deol Ka Mahila Awtar haii.. Iska Bhi Adhai Kilo Ka Hai.. Isko Dekhne ke bad Admi Uthata nahhii hai.. Adami Ka Uth jata hai
Girlfriend Boyfriend Non Veg Jokes – Piche Se
Girlfriend Boyfriend Hotal me kar rahe The ,,, Tabhi Girlfriend Ne Bola : Baby Tum Mere Liye Katapa ho.. Boyfriend ; Wo kaise ? Girlfriend : Tum hamesa piche se hi karte rahte ho…
Boy Girl Non Veg Jokes – Sawal Jabab
Girl ( Boy se ) : Ye batao Bus Ladka hai ya ladki.. Boy : Ladki hai !1 Girl : Kaise !! Boy : Kyu ki sab uspe chadhte hai.. Girl : Fir Bus ko bacha kyu nahi hota.. Boy : Kyu ki sab uske piche se chadhte hai.. Girl : Conductor aur drive to aage se chadte hai.. Boy : Unhone cap paahna hota hai..
Sabse Jaya Dard Madam Girl Boy Non Veg Joke
12th ke ladke ladki ke class me madam sawal puchti hai “Batao sabse jyada dard kab hota hai” Girl : Madam Jab Bacha paida hota hai tab !! Boy : No Mam , Behen ki lodi ne kabhi aand pe laat nahi khai
Ashleel ishare – Naughty Boy Girl Hindi Jokes
Ek gungi ladki apne chuche nikal ke ek behare ladke ki isara kar rahi thi.. Ladka bhi Apna ghanta nikal ke halane laga.. Batao wo kya isare kar rahe hai. . . Ladki puch rahi hai ki dudh wala kab aayega … Ladka bata raha hai ek ghante me aayega..
Girl Boy Hindi Joke – Ladki Ka Heater
Ek Couple Kamre me akele soo rahe the.. Boy : Mujhe bahut thand lag rahi hai.. Girl : Mere dono heater to pakad lo .. Boy : Mujhe abhi bhi thand lag rahi hai.. Girl : Abe niche apna pluck to laga pahle…
Girlfriend Boyfriend Hindi Jokes – Hichki Aai
Girlfriend aur Boyfriend Hotal me kar rahe the.. Thabhi Girl Friend Ko hichki Aaati hai Boy friend : Kya Huwa tumhe ? Girl Friend : Kuch nahi chutiye !! Jaldi kar aur bhi log yad kar raahe hai..
12 Saal Ki Ladki – Naughty Hindi Joke SMS
14 saal ka ladka apni paros ki aunty se puchta hai.. Ladka : Aunty 12 saal ki ladki ko bacha ho sakta hai kya.. Aunty : Nahi Toh !! Ladka : Fir Apni beti ko samjhao khamkha c@ndom ka kharcha karwati hai..
Ladki Susu karne Ki jagah – Naughty Hindi Joke
Ek ladke ko susu karne ki jagah nahi mil rahi thi.. Tabhi waha se ek ladhki gujari.. Ladke ne ladhki se pucha.. Mujhe Susu Karne ki Jagaha dikhao.. Ladki sarmate huwe boli : Pahle aap dikhao, Fir mai dikhaugi
Girlfriend Ko Gift – Gf Bf Naughty Hindi Jokes
Ek ladka dukan pe jake bolta hai : “Ek condom dena girlfriend Ko giftdena hai” Dukana : To mai ispe cover laga du… Boy : Yahi to cover hai … Gift to mere paas hai
Girlfriend Ko Gift – Gf Bf Naughty Hindi Jokes
Ek ladka dukan pe jake bolta hai : “Ek condom dena girlfriend Ko giftdena hai” Dukana : To mai ispe cover laga du… Boy : Yahi to cover hai … Gift to mere paas hai
Girl ne Chusha – Naughty Hindi Joke SMS
Ek madam 12th ki girls Ki class me reproduction ka chapter padha rahi thi Madam : Ladkiyo karne time condom ka istemal karna Safty rahegi Aur maza bhi utana hi aayega.. Ek laadki Jisne kar rakha tha … bolti hai.. Madam aapne kabhi raskule ko polythin me dal ke chusa hai.. Kitna maza aata hai..
Sellsgirl Ne Nikala – Naughty Pappu Hindi Jokes
Pappu condom kharidane ke liye dukan me gya.. Waha ke lady SellsGirl ne pappu se pucha Mai kuch madad karu.. Pappu : Maujhe condom kharidana hai.. Girl : Kya size hai Aap ka.. Pappu : Mujhe nahi pata … Girl : Thik hai mai pakad ke pakad ke pata kar leti hi.. Sells Girl Ne pappu ke pant me hath dala aur nokar le.. Chota size le aaoo.. Ek min ruko .. Medium size le aapp.. Ruko Ruko …Large size le aao.. Oh shit ,,, Pahle Tissue paper le aao..
Naughty SMS Joke in Hindi – Ladki Ki Cheatting
Reproduction ke class me teacher ne Ladki ko apane niche ke saman ki drawing banake ke bola Ladki sarmate huye niche dekhi.. Tabhi ek ladki Bola : Sir Ji Dekho , Behen ki l*dhi cheatting kar rahi hai..
Naughty Hindi Jokes – Kar Ke Bhag Gya
Ek ladki sarak pe jor jor se gali de rahi thi.. Kabir ..behen ke lode …madhar chod Waha se ek baba gujar rahe the.. Baba : Aise gali nahi dete.. Kya huwa tumhare sath.. Ladki : Wo ladka mera boyfriend tha.. Usne mere chuche dabaye.. * Baba ne uske chuche daba ke bola * Baba : Aise ? Ladki : ha.. Baba : Isme gali wali to koi bat nahi hai.. Ladki : Usne mere kapde utare .. *Baba ne ladki ke kapde utar diye * Baba : Aise ? Ladki : ha .. Baba : Isme bhi koi gali wali bat nahi hai.. Ladki : Usne mujhe choda hai.. *Baba ne bhi ladki ko chod diya * Baba : Aise ? Ladki : ha .. Baba : Isme bhi gali wali koi bat nahi hai… Ladki : Chodane ke bad ye bol ke bhag gya ki … Mujhe AIDS hai… Baba : Kabir ..behen ke lode …madhar chod
Non Veg Funny Jokes Ladka Ladki Chutkule
Kahate hai ladki ki hath me barkat hoti hai.. Uske hath me 2 inch ki chijh thama do.. Jaldi Hi 7 inch ka kar deti hai.. . . . Mai aate ki roti ki bat kar raha hu.. Tum log nahi sudhar sakte
Adult Ladka Ladki Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule
Bus me jagah nahi thi, To ek Jawan Ladki Ek Uncle ke God me baith gai.. Thodi Der me uncle ka khada ho gaya… Ladki achank se khadi hoke boli.. Uncle ya to isko baithalo ya mujhe..
Kamini Ladki Non Veg Funny Jokes Chutkule
Ladki ne ek dukan pe 28 Number ki penty li Aur Trial Room me chali gai.. Ladki ne kapde utar ke dukandar ko ander bulaya.. Dukandar uske Chuchche dekh ka usse Chusna suru kar diya.. Chuchcho pe behoshi ki dawa lagi thi.. Dukan dar bejosh ho gya.. Ladki ne dukan ka sara cash lut liya.. Aur paas ke sise pe likh diya.. Khula dhudh pina sehat ke liye hani karak hai…
Kiss Non Veg Jokes Ladka Ladki Funny SMS
Ladki Kiss karte wakat imagin karti hai ki.. Ye ladka kya soch raha hoga.. “ye soch raha hoga ki mere hoth kitne mulayam hai, “Mere gaal cute cute hai ” . Pata hai Ladka Kya choch raha honga . . Yar mai Kab iske B**bs me hath dalu
Ladka Ladki Kiss Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule
Ladka : Mai Tumhe kiss kar sakta hu kya ? Ladli : Ha , Bilkut , Par Horizental lips pe ya Vertical lips pe ? Ladka : Kya ? Ladki : Uper wale pe ya niche wale pe ? Ladka : Mai samjha nahi ? Ladki : Chutiye …lips pe karega ya chut pe…b
Non Veg Funny Jokes For Girl Hindi Chutkule
Ek jawan ladki ka rape ho gya News Reporter uska interview lene pahuche.. News Reporter : Aaap ka rape huwa to aap ko kaisa laga!! Ladki : Ab laddu khud khao yar jabardasti khilao, Lagta to mitha hi hai
Boy Girl Non Veg Chatting Funny Jokes Hindi
Ladki : Bas Kro Aur Kitna Karoge, Raat Ke 10 Baje Se Kare ja rahe ho, Ab Subha Hone wali hai , Thake Nhi Kya, Boy: Ye To Kuch bhi nahi hai , Mai To Din Raat Karunga kyuki , Mere To 5000 Message Free Hai….
Ladka Ladki Kiss Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule
Ladka : Mai Tumhe kiss kar sakta hu kya ? Ladli : Ha , Bilkut , Par Horizental lips pe ya Vertical lips pe ? Ladka : Kya ? Ladki : Uper wale pe ya niche wale pe ? Ladka : Mai samjha nahi ? Ladki : Chutiye …lips pe karega ya chut pe…b
Birthday Gift Non Veg Jokes For Girl In Hindi
Boy : Mujhe mere birthday pe chut chahiye!! Girl : Hamesa gandi Chijh mangte rahte ho …. Kuch aur mango !!! Boy : I-phone !!! Girl : Thik hai par ghodi nahi banugi …
Ladka Ladki Non Veg Bate Funny Jokes Chutkule
Ladki – Bas Bhi Karo Ab ,,, Ladka – Kuch Nahi Hota … Ladki – Kisi Ne Dekh Liya To ….? Ladka – Kuch Nahi Hoga, ….. Tum Sidhi Raho Thoda aur Kholo …, Agar Nahi Dikha To Fail Ho Jaunga pakka …
Ladka Ladki Kiss Non Veg Funny Jokes Chutkule
Ladka : Can I Kiss you? Ladki : Condom laye ho? Ladka : Kiss k liye condom??? Ladki : Masum to aise ban rahe ho jaise Kissing ke bad jo Khada hoga tumhara…. Uspe chata tangoge….!!!
Best Ladka Ladki Non Veg Jokes Hindi Chutkule
Ek bar ladka ladki facebook pe chat kar rahe the… Ladki : Din bhar facebook pe Chat karta rehta hai….., chutiya hai kya ? Ladki : Tu hogi chutiya… Tera baap chutiya, teri maa chutiya… tera pura khandaan chutiyaa… Aur fb tere baap ka hai kya..???? Ladki (5-6 minutes bad) : Mai puch rahi thi holiday chal raha hai kya ? Blocked
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Darji : Garadan kitni rakhni hai mam ? Girl : Itni deep kar dena jitne me ladke mere ball pe flat ho jaye … Darji : Kamar kitni chahiye aap ko ? Girl : Itni fitting karo ki ladko k muh me pani aajaye !!! Darji : Hips ka nap kya rakhna hai mam? Girl : Itna tight kar dena ki ladko ka muje dekh k khda ho jaye … Darji : BC …. Dress silvane aai hai ki ladke fasane….
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Ek constructor ki suhagraat thi.. Usne jab apni biwi ko langa dekha to hairan raha gya.. Constructor : Tumne mujhe dhokha diya hai !! Wife : kaise ? Constructor : Tumhe jab sagai ke time dekha tha to tumhare b**bs badhe the.. Abhi ye chote … Wife : Aap bhi to site acha dikhake flat ghatiya pakra dete hai…
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Suhagraat pe pati ne bola mujhe kuch nahi aata.. Patni : Jaisa jaisa mai bolu waisa hi karna !! Pati : Thik hai .. Patni : Pahle apne kapde utaro.. Pati patni dono ne kapde utar diya !! Fir patni bed pe pair failake leet gai.. Pati bhi pair faila ke leet gya .. Patni : Sale ek kam kar.. Bahar se 2 aadmi le aa.. Jo teri aur meri marega…
Adult Jokes On Sex
Suhagraat pe santa apni patni se puchta hai : “Bata saadi se pahle kitni bar thuki hai ” Patni : Ek bar bhi nahi thuki.. Pati : Sach sach bata mere pass chut napne ki machine hai.. Patni : Ek bar galti se .. Pati :Sach bol warna machine lagau.. Patni : ji 10-12 bar.. Pati : Ruk machine lata hu tu nahi bolegi.. Patni : ja behen ke lode laga le machine… jitni bar thuki hu utna to number bhi nahi hoga machine me.
Non Veg Jokes On Sex
Pati jab videsh se lauta to pati ko rote huye dekh Usne patni se pucha kya bat hai .. Patni : Kal rat 3 chor aaye the aur meri izzat loot ke chale gaye .. Pati : Tumne unhe roka nahi ? Patni : Mai roka unhe par o bolne lage.. Aaj aur dam nahi bacha.. Kal hum fir aajayege..
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Ek jawan Ladki doctor ke paas jake bolti hai, Ladki : Doctor sahab meri chut bahut badi ho gai hai.. Doctor chut dekhte hi bola : hey bhawan,,,, hey bhawan,,,, hey bhawan,,,, Ladki : Aap tin bar kyu bol rahe hai… Doctor : Bol nahi raha.. Awaz gunz rahi hai
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Pappu apni biwi se bola , “Ek glass dudh dena” Biwi : Apna bra utha ke boli, Muh laha ke pilo.. Pappu : Teri inhi harkato ki wajah se mai kabhi pani nahi mangta…
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Ladka Ladki Non Veg Jokes In Hindi
Ladki (Dukandar se) : Ek sampoo dena.. Dukandar : Kaha lagana hai ? Ladki : Kya matlb kaha lagana hai…balo me lagana hai.. Dukaandarb : Sar ke baalo me lagana hai to ‘Head And Shoulder’ le jao.. Panty ke balo me lagana hai to ‘Pantine Sampoo’ le jao… Ladki : Fir to mujhe aap ‘Garnier Sampoo’ deno …kyu ki sale mujhe sampoo gand ki balo me lagane hai….
Non Veg Chutkule In Hindi
Mohalle me ek ladki ki ladhai ladke se ho jari hai.. Ladhka apni ungli ladhki ki fuddi me dal deta hai.. Ladki : Batamizz ye kya kar raha hai…. Ladka : Tune hi to bola ungli niche karke bat kar…
Non Veg Shayari For Friends
Aj unka dil fir dukha diya humne.. Aj unka dil fir dukha diya humne.. (Gaur farmaiye…shayari me bahut dard hai..) . Aj unka dil fir dukha diya humne.. Dekar ICE_Cream ka unhe lalacha.. Aj fir andhere me unhe apna laand chusha diya…
Naughty Shayari For Girlfriend
Hum unse dil laga baithe.. Tanhaii me shukun ki maa chudwa baithe.. Wo to bc soo gai kisi ke bishtar pe ,, Hus sala apni hi jhato me aag laga baithe..
Adult Shayari on Girlfriend
Ek to chandani raat thi.. Uper se o mere sath thi.. . Mai usne upar chadha huwa tha. Wo mere niche chadhu hue thi.. . HAtho me the hath .. Aur pairo me the pair.. . Mai jor lagaye ja raha tha … Aur wo awaje nikale ja rahi thi.. . Yaho galat na shamjho wo meri cycle thi..
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Chuchi ki aatam katha Mera janam 12 saal bad hua.. Jab mai bilkul choti thi.. Tab mai frok me rahti thi.. Fir mere aakar ka vishtar huwa.. Nimbu badhke aanar huwa.. Jab mai badhane lagi.. Har kisi ki najar mujhpe padhne lagi.. Huwa bra mera ghar.. Ab lagne laga mujhe dar.. Jab mera size huwa badha.. Jane kitno ka huwa khadha.. Bidh me ladko ne hath mara.. Mujhe aaihsash huwa badha payara.. Fir na jane kitno ne dabaya.. Sach kahu to badha maza aaya.. Kisi ne payar se sahlaya … Kisiko payar se chushwaya.. Kisi ne mujhe masala.. Kisi ne mujhpe popat ragadha.. Ab mai jab gai jhul.. Sale madhar chod mujhe gaye bhul..
Best Non Veg Shayari
Na teer na taalwar.. Agar Mujhse hai payar to khol apni salwar.. Mera Shastra hai taiyar.. Houngaa tujhpe sawar.. Jaldi se apni chadhi uthar.. Teri bharni hai darar..
Adult Shayari For Gf Bf
Usne Baja diya mera band nina dhol ke.. Dil todh diya usne i hate you bol ke.. Ek roj ja rahi thi mujhe byee bol ke.. Toh humne bhi dikha diya chain khol ke.. Fir kya tha.. Aaj tak seva karti hai… Prujaran pan ke
Gf Bf Non Veg Shayari
Ye Wakt nahi hai rone ka.. Ye wake hai bache ke hone ka.. Uss wakt kyu nahi roiee thi.. Jab chipak ke soi thi.. Ab jab kiya hai wo bharo.. TAb to kahti thi aur karo aur karo..
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