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Nirmal Baba Funny Jokes Pati Patni Chutkule

Patni : Mai ghar chor ke ja rahi hu..

Pati : Thik hai ,, mai nirmal baba ke paas ja raha hu..

Patni : Kyu mujhe wapash pane ki duwa mangane ,,,,

Pati : Nahi …unhe batana hai … kripa aane lagi hai..

New Baap Beta Funny Hindi Jokes And Chutkule

Baap : Beta tum badhe hoke kya banoge…

Beta : Mai doctor banuga..

Baap : To doctor ban kya ka karoge..

Beta : Khub sare paise kamauga….

Baap : Fir to tu beta baba hi ban ja..

Ladki Aur Baba Funny Jokes And Chutkule

Ladki : Agar main kisi jawan ladke ko kiss karu,to kya hoga??

Baba : Narak mein jaogi

Ladki : Acha, agar main aap ko kiss karu to ??

Baba : Chaalaak aurat, swarg mein jana chahti hai

Dhongi Baba Funny Jokes & Hindi Chutkule

Ek Baba party me gaye..

Waha log uspe hasne lage..aur mazak udhane lage..

Baba : Dekho hum fakir hai ..hamara mazak na udhao..

Fir bhi log hashe ja rahe the..

Achanak se sabki dikhai dena band ho gya,,,

sab andhe ho gaye,,,

Sare log baba ke charno me aagire..

“baba hame maf karo… humse galti hogai ”

Baba : Aree bevufo koi gernater chala.. light gai hai..

mujhe bhi kuch dikhai nahi de raha…

Baba Funny Jokes And Pati Patni Hindi Chutkule

Ek din pappu apni biwi se pareshan hokar

ek baba ke pass gaya aur bola :

Baba, meri patni pichle do din se khaamosh hai,

kya karu samajh nahi aa raha

Baba : Tum mere pass kyu aaye ho??

Jaa bacche,”Guinnes book of world record” ke pass jao

Baba Aur Ladki Hindi Jokes And Funny Chutkule

Ek ladki ki 10 carore ki lautary lag jati hai..

Company wale sochate hai ki

agar ladki ko ek sath bataya to khushi se mar jayegi..

To ek baba ko bola ki wo ladki ko ye khabar de..

Taki ladki ko sock na lage..

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Baba ladki se bolta hai :

Beta socho ki tumhari 10 carore ke lautary lag jaye to kya karogi..

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Ladki : Mai aap se shadi kar lungi..aur jindagi bhar sath rahugi

Aur adhi rakam bhi aap ko de dungi..

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Baba ye khusi bardash nahi kar paya aur wahi mar gaya…

Top Bhikhari Funny Jokes And Hindi Chutkule

Bhikhari (car me baithe aurat se) : Madam 10 rupee dedo..

3 din se bhukha hu..

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Aurat ne paise de diye..

Aur bhikhari jane laga..

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Tabhi Aurat ne bola..

Baba Duwa to dete jao..

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Bhikhari : “Pahal se hi gadhi me baithi hai ab kya roket pe baithegi moti “

Santa Banta Jokes – Patanjali Ka Saman

Santa-Banta se:

Patanjali namak ke packet par padha ki,

Yeh 250 million saal purani himalayan khadak se bana hai….

Aur niche expiry date likh thi
August 2018
Baba bilkul time par khod kar laye

Nahi to yeh himalaya par hi expire ho jata

Sarabi Funny Jokes In Hindi

Ek baar Ek sharabi nase me dhut ghar ja raha tha

Raste me usey ek baba mila

Baba : “Itni sharab piyoge to marne ke baad narak mein jaoge”

Sarabi : “To jo sharab bech raha hai uska kya hoga??”

Baba : “wo bhi narak mein jayega”

Sarabi : “Phir jo aadmi sharab ki dukaan ke samne namkeen bechta hai , uska kya hoga??”

Baba : “Usko bhi narak mein jana padega”

Sarabi : “Tab kya problem hai?? Narak hi thik hai

Sardar most Funny Joke In Hindi – Totala Sardar

Bhikari sardar se : Kuch khane ko do baba

Sardar : Tamatar khao

Bhikari : Roti do baba

Sardar : Tamatar khao

Bhikari : chalo tamatar hi khila do

Tabhi sardar ki biwi preeto boli : Aree Totala hai ye ..,

Bol rahe hai kamakar khao..

Baba Funny Jokes In Hindi – Bina Ticket

Railway ticket checker baba ji se : Baba, kaha jaoge??

Baba : jaha Ram ka janam hua tha

Ticket checker : Ticket dikhao??

Baba : Nahi hai baccha

Ticket checker : To chalo….

Baba : kaha…???

Ticket checker : jaha krishan ka janam hua th..

Ladka Ladki Romantic Jokes – Mar Jauga Tum Bin

Ladki : Arey…ab kya bolu main…?

Ladka : pyaar karti ho to I Love you bolu,,,
Warna main abhi do packet maggi khaa lunga

Ladki : Nahi,aisa mat karna

Ladka : jaldi bolo,paani chadha diya hain maine gas pe,,,bs do minute ki der hain

Ladki : Acha… I love you baba…bs maggi mat khana

Sas Bahu Jokes – Hindi Funny Jokes Chutkule

Padson:Sudha ji aap bar-bar ghar ke

Under baher kyu aa-ja rahi hai.

Sudhaji: aishi koi bat nahi hai bata wo

Meri bahu T.V me dekh kar yoga sikh rahi hai

T.V me babaji bata rahe hai,

Sas ko under kro……sas ko bahar kro……….

Naughty Funny Hindi Joke – Andar Fasa vibrater

Ek ladki ke niche wale saman me dard ho raha tha

Toh wo doctor ke paas gai..

Doctor ne ch*t ki ache se jach ki

Aur bola..

Iske andar vibrater fas gya hai..

Opration karke nikana padega..Khub sare paise lagege..

Ladki : Rahne do mat nikalo..

Bas iski battary babal do

Naughty Hindi Jokes – Kar Ke Bhag Gya

Ek ladki sarak pe jor jor se gali de rahi thi..

Kabir ..behen ke lode …madhar chod

Waha se ek baba gujar rahe the..

Baba : Aise gali nahi dete..

Kya huwa tumhare sath..

Ladki : Wo ladka mera boyfriend tha..

Usne mere chuche dabaye..

* Baba ne uske chuche daba ke bola *

Baba : Aise ?

Ladki : ha..

Baba : Isme gali wali to koi bat nahi hai..

Ladki : Usne mere kapde utare ..

*Baba ne ladki ke kapde utar diye *

Baba : Aise ?

Ladki : ha ..

Baba : Isme bhi koi gali wali bat nahi hai..

Ladki : Usne mujhe choda hai..

*Baba ne bhi ladki ko chod diya *

Baba : Aise ?

Ladki : ha ..

Baba : Isme bhi gali wali koi bat nahi hai…

Ladki : Chodane ke bad ye bol ke bhag gya ki … Mujhe AIDS hai…

Baba : Kabir ..behen ke lode …madhar chod

Baba kyu badte ja rahe hai – funny joke

Baba ki sankhya har sal

badti ja rahi hai..

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Patniyo se anurodh hai,

ki apne patiyo ko pyar de,

kast nahi ..

Haridwar nagar nigam dawara janhit me jari

Sardar pe locket ki kripa hindi funny joke

*Sardar Babaji ke paas gya*

Sardar: Babaji mai bahut pareshan hu !!

Babaji : Kya huwa bacha kya pareshani hai ?

Sardar: Babaji , mujhe raat ko darawane sapne aate hai …

Babaji : Raat ko kiske sath sote ho …

Sardar: Biwi ke sath …

Babaji : Ye lo vidhya balan ka locket, isse gale me dal lo..

Kripa aane lage gi …

Bhabhi Non Veg Funny Jokes In Hindi

Ek Ladka  Bhabhi ko bike se ghar chhodne ja raha tha ……

Jab bhi Bhabhi ke boobs uski peeth se lagte,

Wo kehta : “Na babalu na, ye aunty he.”

Ghar pahooch ke Bhabhi boli :
“Tu kis babalu ke sath baat kar rah tha ?”

Ladka sharma huwa bola :”aapke boobs bar bar takra rhe the…..,

Mera bar bar khada ho raha tha ….,

to me use samajha raha tha ke babalu khada na ho,  yeh to Bhabhi hai.”

Bhabhi boli : “Dhutt pagle,

Bhabhi to mai teri hu, babalu ki nahi…. chal andar”

Baba Ji Adult Non Veg Funny Naughty Jokes

Ek ladki baba ke paas gai ..

Ladki : Baba ji mujhe bhavishay dekhna hai..

Baba : Thik hai , Kapde utaro aur ghodi ban jao..

Ladki : Baba Aap  mujhe ch*dna chate ho..

Baba : Dekha tum dekhne lagi na bhavishay..

Baba Non Veg Jokes In Hindi Funny Chutkule

Ek adami nirmal baba ke darbar me pareshan hoke gya..

Adami : Baba Mujhe har sal bacha ho jata hai..

Baba : C@ndom Use kiya karo..

Adami : Karta hu fir bhi ho jata hai..

Baba : Paure Mohalale me C@ndom batwado ..Kripa barsegi

Jawan Ladki Non Veg Funny Jokes And Chutkule

Ek jawan ladki 10000 rupee kama ke lai ,

Jo ki kahi kam bhi nahi karti thi,

Usne o paise papa ko diye tO,

Uske papa usko ek babaji ke paas le gye,

Papa : Babaji , Aap ne to bola tha ye paise nahi kama sakti..

Babaji : Beta , maine iski hath ki lakir dekha tha ch*t ki nahi..