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Pathan bakhra zibah karne laga to confuse ho giya

kai parhna kiya hai ? Ek lamha sochnay kai baad 

churi chalatay huway josh sai bola

Happy birthday to you..!!!!!

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Angraiz pathan sai What is ur name ?

Pathan : Resspect flower

Angraiz : what

Pathan : Yara eak to aap ko eanglish bhi samj nahe aati 

                                   

           ezzat gull

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Pathan se kisi ne pucha: Aqal bari hai ya bhens

Pathan thori dair sochnay kai baad: Hum ko pagal mat samjho 

Phlay dono ka date of birth btao

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Eak admi ki tang ki hadi toot gaye Hopital giya to wahan dossray 

aadmi ki dono tangay toti dkh kar bola 

   Kia aap ki 2 biwiyan hai

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2 pathan pehli dafa umrah karnay gaye

Dono khana kaba ka tuwaf kar rahay thay Asar ki azaan huwi 

Or dono bahir chalay gae masjid dhondnay

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1 hindu road pe ja raha tha ke pathan se takkar ho gai

Hindu : shamma cahta hun 

Pathan : shama to hum bhe chatay hain lekn is ka baap nahe manta

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Ek shadi me pathan or panjabi ek sath beth gay chawal kai sath murgha bhi rakha hua tha chawal pathan ki taraf tha pathan nai os tray ko ghumaya or murgha apni taraf kiya

 Panjabi : kya kar rahe ho khan sab 

Pathan : da hendu bacheya khpe ye kable ta wi

kafir ka bacha murgha ki tang kaaba ki taraf thi. hahaha

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