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Pathan bakhra zibah karne laga to confuse ho giya
kai parhna kiya hai ? Ek lamha sochnay kai baad
churi chalatay huway josh sai bola
Happy birthday to you..!!!!!
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Angraiz pathan sai What is ur name ?
Pathan : Resspect flower
Angraiz : what
Pathan : Yara eak to aap ko eanglish bhi samj nahe aati
ezzat gull
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Pathan se kisi ne pucha: Aqal bari hai ya bhens
Pathan thori dair sochnay kai baad: Hum ko pagal mat samjho
Phlay dono ka date of birth btao
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Eak admi ki tang ki hadi toot gaye Hopital giya to wahan dossray
aadmi ki dono tangay toti dkh kar bola
Kia aap ki 2 biwiyan hai
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2 pathan pehli dafa umrah karnay gaye
Dono khana kaba ka tuwaf kar rahay thay Asar ki azaan huwi
Or dono bahir chalay gae masjid dhondnay
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1 hindu road pe ja raha tha ke pathan se takkar ho gai
Hindu : shamma cahta hun
Pathan : shama to hum bhe chatay hain lekn is ka baap nahe manta
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Ek shadi me pathan or panjabi ek sath beth gay chawal kai sath murgha bhi rakha hua tha chawal pathan ki taraf tha pathan nai os tray ko ghumaya or murgha apni taraf kiya
Panjabi : kya kar rahe ho khan sab
Pathan : da hendu bacheya khpe ye kable ta wi
kafir ka bacha murgha ki tang kaaba ki taraf thi. hahaha
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