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Ladka Ladki Breakup Funny Jokes And Chutkule

Ladke ka girfriend se breakup ho gya..
kyu ki ladki ki sadi hone wali thi..
Ladka (apane dost se) : Wo meri nahi hue to mai kisi ki nahi hone dunga..
Dost : Kyu teri ho jati to kya sabki hone deta..

Bevafa Girlfriend Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Ladki : Bhaiya koi Valentine card hai jisme likha ho
“tum hi mere pehle aur akhiri pyar ho”
Dukaanwala : Haan, hai
Ladki : Acha to jaldi se 10 de do

Class Ki Ladki Funny Hindi Jokes And Chutkule

Ladka Class ki ladki se bolta hai..
Ladka : Main tumhe sach mein bahut pasand karta hu…
Ladki : Meri chappal ki size pata hai na…??
Ladki : Lo karlo baat, dosti hui nahi ki, farmaish shuru

Girlfriend Boyfriend Aur Dost Funny Jokes

Pappu apne dost se : Kyaa baat hai,
aajkal tumhari girlfriend hamesha chup rehti hai???
Dost : Actually, ek din jab hum dono photo click karwa rahe the,
to photographer ne meri gf ko keh diya ki jab aap chup rehti hai,
to ekdum karishma kapoor ki tarha lagti ho..

Maa Beta Aur Bahu Funny Jokes And Chutkule

Maa : Beta kya kar rahe ho??
Beta : Padh raha hu….
Maa : Excellent…kya padh rahe ho???
Beta : Aapki hone wali bahu ke messages

Pappu Ki Girlfriend Hindi Funny Jokes

Pappu: Sister mujhe ek botal khun dedo.
Sister: Blood group kya hai.
Pappu: Koi sa bhi chalega.
Sister: Kyu….
Pappu: Girlfriend ko love latter likhna hai.

Baap Beta Aur Girlfriend Funny Hindi Jokes

Baap : Beta teri girlfriend hai..
Beta : Nahi …
Baap :Aaj Kal to sabki hoti hai..
thoda social bano..
Beta (Sarmate Huye) : Waise ek hai..
Baap (Thappadh lagatte huye) : Nalayak Isse ki wajah se fail huwa hai tu

Santa Ki Girlfriend Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Santa : Sarab pi raha tha aur jor jor se ro raha tha..
Banta : Ro kyu rah hai..
Santa : Jis ladko ko bhulne ke liye pi rahu hu…
uska nam bhi yad nahi aaraha..
Kamini lagta haio corrupt File thi memory me..

India Chaina Funny Jokes In Hindi And Chutkule

Santa apni girlfriend se puchata hai :
Tum Chinese jaisi kyu dikhti to..
Girlfriend : Mere papa Chinese the..
Santa : AB kaha hai tumhare papa ..
Girlfriend : Ab nahi rahe wo..
Santa : Ha Chinese mall chalta bhi kitne din..

Bhukhkhar Gf Bf Funny Jokes In Hindi & Chutkule

Gf Bf aankho me aakhe dal ke kurkure kha rahe the..
Ladki sarmate huye : aaise mud mud ke kya dekh rahe ho..
Ladka : Thoda thoda kha moti…
Muthi bhar bhar ke kha rahi hai…

Best Friend And Girlfriend Jokes In Hindi

Teacher : Tumhari girlfriend aur best friend pani me dub rahe hai..
tum pahle kisse bachao ge..
Santa : Kisi ko bhi nahi !!
Teacher : Kyu ?
Santa : Wo dono pani me ek sath kar kya rahe the …..

Bevkuf Girlfriend Funny Jokes & Hindi Chutkule

Ek ladke ne nai jaguar car kharidi..
Aur apnii girlfriend ko dikhane ke liye le gya !!!
Girlfriend : Aree wah nai car… wo bhi puma ki..
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Ladka abhi bhi ICU me hai.. Aur sadme se bahar nahi aaya

Hindi Funny Jokes Girlfriend Boyfriend

Girlfriend ki shadi me uska X boyfriend bhi aaya tha.
Ladki ka baap(X boyfriend se): Beta tum koun ho.
X boyfriend: Ji mai samifinal me bahar ho gaya tha,
Final dekhne aaya hu.

Bollywood Funny Hindi Jokes And Chutkule

Bajirao mastani ki film dekhne ke baad Gf apne Bf se pucha :
Tumhai bhi to koi mastani nahi hai???
Ab usko pagli ko kaun bataye
Ki woh khud hi mastani hai kaashi to koi aur hi hai

College Boy Girl Funny Hindi Jokes & Chutkule

College boy to 3rd class ke bacche se :
Oye chote tujhe chocolate khilaunga….apni didi ka number leaa???
3rd class ka baccha : Tujhe bear pilaunga….
yeh love letter jaa kar apni choti behan ko deaa???

Kanjus Boyfriend Girlfriend Funny Hindi Jokes

Kanjoos aadmi ka beta apni gf ke sath ghumne gaya,
laut kar aaya to kanjoos ne pucha : Kitne rupee udaa aaya???
Beta : 200/-
Yeh sunkar kanjoos naraz ho kar gaaliyan dene laga
Beta : Aur kya karta papa…uss ke pass itne hi the

Daramebaz Gf Bf Funny Hindi Jokes & Chutkule

Dramebaaz gf : Oh mera shona, babu, meri jaan…
main mar jawa gud kha ke
Pareshan bf : Tu jitna gud kahegi utna gud bhijwa dunga….
par faishala na badaliyo tu..

Girl Friend Boy Friend Funny Jokes

Girl to boyfriend : Suno, kya tum mere liye sher ko maarkar laa sakte ho??
Boyfriend : No baby, kuch aur batao,
Main tumhare liye aur Kuch bhi laa sakta hu….
Girlfriend : kya main tumhara whatsapp check kar sakti hu???
Boyfriend : kaha hai wo sher jis ke baare mein tum baat kar rahi thi ….???

Girl Fiend Boy Friend Call Funny Hindi Jokes

Girl : Sorry, phir se tumhe hi call lag gayi…..
Girl Friend : Ghae me koi nahi hai jaldi aajao..
Boy : Pagal hai kya tu… Abhi to lauta hu tere ghar se.
Girl Friend : Sorry Sorry…
Fir Se Tumhe hi call lag gya …

Pappu Ki Girlfriend Hindi Jokes & Funny SMS

Girlfriend : Aaj se hamara rista khatam.
Hum ek dusare ke sare gift wapis parege…
Pappu : Thik hai recharge se suru karte hai..
Girlfriend : Janu, Ab kya mai mazak bhi nahi kar sakti

Girlfriend Boyfriend Chatting Funny Jokes

Boyfriend (Phone pe) : Hello Janu, Kya kar rhi ho?
Girlfriend : Kuch nahi … bahut thak gya hu…
Sone ki koshish kar raha hu …
Waise, Tum kaha ho ?
Boyfriend : Club me hu …..tere piche khada hu moti…

Valentine Day Boyfriend Girlfriend Funny Jokes

Valentine ke din pappu naha dhoke tayar ho gya…
Maa : Beta, Kaha ja raha hai ?
Pappu : Aaj Valentine Day hai na !!!
Maa : Matlb teri bhi girlfriend hai …
Pappu : Nahi maa, mai to bajarang dal se hu..
Lathi charge karne ja raha hu..

Garden Me Boyfriend Girlfriend Funny Jokes

Girlfriend boyfriend garden me baithe the..
Girlfriend : Dekho tumne mukhe kiya kiya to mai sor macha dungi..
Boyfriend : Par Janu.. yaha to dur dur tak koi nahi hai,,,
Tumhari aawaj kahi pahuchi gi hi nahi…
Girlfriend : Wo to mujhe bhi pata hai..
Par formality to karna padhega na..

Girlfriend Boyfriend Shadi Funny Hindi Jokes

Girlfriend Boyfriend se bolti hai..
Girlfriend : Saadi Ki bad mai Tumhar sare dukh bat lungi..
Boyfriend : Par mujhe to koi koi dukh hi nahin hai…
Girlfriend : Mai saadi ke bad ki bat kar rahi hu..

Attitude Girlfriend Boyfriend Funny Jokes

Girlfriend : Bahot attitude hai tum me toh..
Boyfriend : Attitude to bachpan se Hai mere me..
Jab me peda huwa tha
toh 1 saal maine kisi se baat nahi ki thi..

Boy Friend Girl Friend Funny Jokes

Boy Friend apni girl friend ke papa se milne gaya
Girl Friend ke papa :
Main nahi chahta ki meri beti apni puri zindagi ek awara insaan ke sath guzare
Boy Friend: Bas uncle, isliye to main usey yaha se le jane aaya hu

Girlfriend Boyfriend Jokes – Dual Sim Mobile

Girlfriend: Janu, Mera dil mobile hai aur tum uska sim.
Boyfriend: Baby, mai ek bat poochhu.
Girlfriend: Haa poochho
Boyfriend: Baby, tumhara mobile dual- sim wala to nahi hai.

Gf BF Funny Joke In Hindi – Gf Ko Dress Dilaya

Gf ka phone aata h bf ko
Bf : Haan, kitne ka recharge karau..?
Gf: Tumhe kya lagta h
Main har baar recharge krwane k liye hi phone karti hu kya..?
Bf : To..?
Gf : Do dress dilwa dena.

Pappu Ki Gf – Gf Bf Funny Jokes In Hindi

Pappu ki gf ka balance khatam ho jata hain,
woh customer care phone karti hain
Aur puchti hain ek msg 20 logo ko ek sath bhejna hain kese bheju…?
Customer care : kya msg hain..?
Pappu ki gf : mera balance khatam ho gaya h jaldi se 200 ka recharge karwa do ….

Gf Bf Funny Hindi Jokes – Girlfriend Ki Tarif

Girlfriend Boyfriend se bolti hai..
Girlfriend : Jaanu, batao jab main hasti hu to kesi lagti hu.?
Boyfriend : Aisa lagta hain jaise, Nokia 1100 hang ho gaya ho.
Girlfriend De Thapadh De Thapadh

Girlfriend Boyfriend Mast Jokes – Payar Me Hum

Girlfriend Boyfriend Se..
Girlfriend : Main tumhare pyar me lut gahi, barbaad ho gayi,
Badnaam ho gayi ….
Boyfriend : To pagli, main tere pyar me konsa collector ban gaya…
Samose bech raha hu ….

Gf Bf Top Hindi Funny Jokes – Gf Ke Sath Dinner

Bf gf ke sath dinner pe gaya…
Bf ne glass mein ghum rahe keede ko maar diya
Yeh dekh gf chillayi : Kitne nirdayi ho tum,
Main to itni sesitive hu ki ek chitti bhi mujhse mar jaye dukh hota h
Tabhi waiter aa gya
Waiter : Madam order?
Gf : Bhaiya ek chicken , 2 Fish Soup Aur Ke Plate Kabab le aao..

Pappu Girlfriend Funny Jokes – Phone Uthaya Gf Ka

Dost ke haath mein naya phone dekhkar dusra dost bola :
” Naya phone kab kharida…?  ”
Pehla dosta : Naya nahi, Girlfriend ka hain  ..
Dusra dost : Gifriend ka phone kyun le aaya..?
Pehla Dost : Roj bolti thi ,mera phone nahi uthate  …
Aaj mauka mila,to utha laya maine ….

Boy And Girl Rakshabandhan Best Hindi Jokes

Ladka ladki park me baith kar bate kar rahe the.
Girl: tumhare liye mai kal rakhi lekar
Aai thi tumne bandhwai kyu nahi.
Boy: Kal ko mai agar tere liye
Mangalsutra lekar aau to tu kya
bandhwa legi, moti….

Pappu Ki Girlfriend Funny Hindi Jokes Chutkule

Do dost aapas me bat kar rahe the.
Galu: Itne der tak tu kaha tha.
Pappu: Mai apni girlfriend se milne gya tha
Golu: Kiss liye.
Pappu: Ha yar, 6 – 7 kiss to lehi liye.

Boyfriend Girlfriend Funny Bate Hindi Jokes

Ek girlfriend ne apne boyfriend ke seene par apna
Sar rakha hua tha aur boli, janu tumara dil to bhut
mulayam hai.
Boyfriend: Are pagli wo dil nahi hai, mere jeb me rajnigndha ki puriya hai.
khayegi kya.

Ladki Ladki Love Jokes Funny Hindi Chutkule

Sadak par ladka ladki se: janu mai tumahri akho me
Puri duniya dekh sakta hu…
tabhi ek bna helment pahne aadmi bola :
Bhai bas tu itna bata de ki aage signal par helment cheking to
nahi ho raha hai na.

Girlfriend Boyfriend I Love You Funny Jokes

Girlfriend: I Love You, janu.
Boyfriend: I Love You too, baby
Girlfriend: Kitna pyar karte ho tum mujhse.
Boyfriend: Jitna tum mujhse karti ho.
Girlfriend: Iska matlab tu bhi timepass kar raha hai
kamina……..

Pappu Girlfriend Ke Gali Me – Funny Hindi Joke

Pappu apni girlfriend se bolta hai
Pappu : Kal hum dusari jagah milege..
Girlfriend : kyu ?
Pappu : Tumhare gali ke bache kutte piche laga dete hai..
Aur bolte hai jab pyar kiya to darna kya..

Naughty boy ki girlfriend – funny hindi joke sms

Boy :
Mummy papa ghar pe nahi hai,
Aajao Masti karege..
Girl :
Rahne de tu harami,
Pichli bar aai thi to tune bartan dhulwaye the mujhse..