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Pappu Naughty Hindi Jokes – Bhabhi Ka Nipple

Pappu parosh ke bhabhi ji ke nipple ko dekhte huwe apne dost se kahta hai hai..

Yar Bhabhi ki ke left nipple chhote nahi lag rahe,,..

Pappu Ka Dost : Ye treffic Police Ki meharbani hai,,,

Pappu : Wo kaise ?

Pappu Ka Dost : Seat Belt Lagwa Ke Bhabhi je ke Left

Nipple Ki maa behen ek kar di

Ladki Ko Ulti – Naughty Ladki Hindi Jokes

Ek 16 sal ki ladki Doctor ke paas gai..

Ladki : Doctor sahab mujhe ulti ho rahi thi..

Doctor : Kya Khaya tha ?

Ladki : 4 bar pyar me dokha kha chuki hu..

Doctor : Lo fir ab i-pill ko goli khao

Santa Banta Hindi Jokes – Dancer Jhuki

Santa Banta Aur pappu Bar me mujra dekh rahe the..

Jab Dancer Santa Ke samne jhuke to santa ne uske chucho ke bich 500 rupee dal diye..

Ab Banta ke samne jhuki to Usne 2000 rupe dal diye..

Ab pappu ki bari thi … Jab uske samne jhuki to usne …

Apna ATM card dal ke 1500 rupee nikal liya..

Free Call Girl – Santa Non Veg Hindi Joke

Santa karne ke liye call girl ke paas gya

CallGirl : Tum Mere Sath sona chahate ho..

Santa : Han ,par meri ek sart hai..

Call Girl : Kya !!

Santa : Tum bilkul mere biwi ki tarah karogi ..

Call girl : Wo kaise ?

Sanat : Bilkul Free  Me

Doctor ko Dikha Diya – Santa Naughty Hindi Jokes

Ek santa ke land pe lal nisan padh gya tha.

To wo ek lady doctor ke pass apni samasaya leke gaya..

Santa ne apna land doctor ko dikha ke pare sani batai..

Doctor ne usee ek cream di aur boli..

3 Din me hik ho jayega .. agar na ho to mere paas fir aajana..

Santa chala gya …Aur 3 din bad fir aata hai..

Santa : Madam ye thik hi nahi huwa..

Koi achi si dawai batao..

Doctor ne usse ek aur cream batai..

Santa dawai leke waha se chala gaya..

Dawailagane ke agle thin hi nisan chala gya..

Santa khusi kushi doctor ke paas aaya..

Santa : Iaa bar aap ne kain se daai batai ki ek hi din me thik ho gya..

Doctor : Iss bar maine tumhe lipistick removal bataya tha..

Pati Naughty Hindi Jokes – Karne Ka Sahi Time

Ek patni gupt rog sambandhi samshya le ke doctor ke pass gyai..

Patni :Doctor sahab thokai ka sahi samay kya hai..

Doctoc : 2 se 4 ke bich me..

Aurat : Aiasa kyu ?

Doctor : Uss time mera lunch hota hai

Naughty Hindi SMS Joke – Anokhi Bimari

Ek netaji hostital me checking karne gaye..

Waha unhone ne dekha ki .. ward me ek marij muth maer raha hota hai..

Netaji : Ye kya ho raha hai yaha pe ..

Doctor : Isse issi ki bimari hai … issi se thik hoga ye..

Netaji agle ward me jate hai..

Waha dekhte hai ki ek nurse marij ka chush rahi hai..

Neta ji : AB Ye kya hai..

Doctor : Isse bhi wahi bimari hai ,,, par ye Dulex ward hai

Naughty Funny Hindi Joke – Andar Fasa vibrater

Ek ladki ke niche wale saman me dard ho raha tha

Toh wo doctor ke paas gai..

Doctor ne ch*t ki ache se jach ki

Aur bola..

Iske andar vibrater fas gya hai..

Opration karke nikana padega..Khub sare paise lagege..

Ladki : Rahne do mat nikalo..

Bas iski battary babal do

Naughty hindi SMS – Bache Ka Khatan

Ek muslim ladke ki lulli katne ki rasam (khatan) ho rahi thi..

Bache ki maa  : Isski lulli aage se nokila kar dena,

Bilkul iske chacha jaisa..

Bache ki chacchi boli iski lulli topidar kar do,

bilkul iske mama jaise,

Bache ki bahan boli iski

lulli topidar se acha sidha aur lamba thik rahega jaise iske fuffa ki hai,

Bache ki mami moli iski lulli bilkul simpal rakh do,

Simple hi acha lagta hai jaise iske papa ki hai..

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Ye sab sun ke khatan karne wala paresan ho gya,

Usne apni paint utari aur

Apni lulli dikhake bola madam j aaisa karwa lo,

Yahi fashion me hai

Naughty Hindi Joke SMS – AirHostage Aur Pilot

Ek plane me pilot ghoshna ki ,

Hum ek ghane me land karege..fir mike band karna bhul gya..

Pilot apne sathi Pilot se bolta hai…Ab chaye piuga..

Fir AirHostage se land chuwauga… Fir adhe ghante uske sath karuga..

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Ye sunte hi AirHostage Mice Bnad karne bhagi..

Ek bache ne tang lagake AirHostage to gira diya..

Bach : Tujhe Badhi jaldi hai karwane ki..Bola na usne pahle o chaye piyega.

Boy Girl In Party – Funny Hindi Jokes

Ek party me ek sundar ladki ek ladke ke paas aake boli

Ladki : Ji suniye , Mera ek hath me palet hai,

Aur ek Hath me glass hai,

Kya aap me uper se ek chijh hata denge !!

Ladka : Ji Ji bilkul , kya hatana hai ?

Ladki : Ji mere chehre pe se apni kutto wali najar !!!!

Naughty hindi joke – Suhagraat Pe Dara Pappu

Pappu ki sadi hone wali thi ..

Ussne socha ki shadi se pahe thodi masti ki jaye…

To Usne Call girl ko flat pe le jake masti ki..

Call Ne galti se pappu ka land hi kat liya..

Pappu bhaga bhaga doctor ke paas pahuch gya..

Doctor me bandage laga ke pappu ka land pack kar diya ek bad..

2 din bad jab sadi hue to pappu ki biwi bolti hai..

Ye Lo ye dam taji taji choot .. Aap ke liye hi rakha tha sambhal ke..

Pappu ne fat se fola … Tujhe tajhi ki bat kar rahi hai …

Ye dekh mera land .. Maine to packet bhi nahi khola abhi tak..

Naughty Hindi Jokes – 2 ka Sikka Chaddi Me

Pappu Suhaag Raat Pe

Apni Wife Ki Dheere Dheere Chaddi Utaar Raha Tha …..
Biwi Sharmate Hue Bolti hai :

“Suno Ji, Ye kya kar rahe ho ji?”
Santa: “Areey Kuch Nihi

Meri 2 rupee ka sikka gir gya tha..

Socha tumhare chaddi me to nahi gira na.”

Naughty Hindi Joke – Ladki Ka Dhar

Ek jawan ladki pareshan hoke doctor ke pass jati hai

Doctor ko apni pareshani batati hai..

Ladki : Doctor , Jab me mutati hu to mere 4 dhar niklta hai..

Doctor Uski ache se jach karta hai aur bolta hai..

Doctor : Aree Pagal kissi ne Tere me ye button chhor diya tha..,,,

Panty ki Warenty – Wife Naughty SMS Joke In Hindi

Ek Wife pati keshat  panty Karidne gai,

Wife : Ye Panty Kitni ki hai ?

Dukandar : 100 rupee ka..

Wife : Iski Warenty ?

Dukandar : Pachaswe male se gir jao,

Gand fat jayegi,

Par jr panty nahi..

Teri Wife – Naught funny Hindi Joke SMS

2 friend karne ke liye jate hai,

Pahla adami 10 min me hi bahar aake bolta hai ,

” Yar isse achi to meri wife hai ”

Dusra aadmi 2 ghante bad nikalta hai aur bolta hai,

“Tune sahi kaha teri biwi hi achi hai “

Lady Doctor – Naughty Hindi Joke SMS

Ek admi lady doctor ke pass gya..

Adami : Mere lund me ek buhut gambhi samsaya hai..

Lady Dodtor : Bataiye kya samashya hai..

Adami : Pahle bataiye aap hase gi nahi ..

Lady Doctor : Ji nahi hasugi ..

Admi ne pant khola aur ek patla haddi sa lund bahar nikala..

Doctor : Hhahahaha … Kya samshaya hai..

Adami : Isme sujan aagai hai ..

Naughty Hindi joke – Randi , Girlfriend aur Biwi

Randi , Girlfriend aur Biwi me kya farak hai…

Randi Chaddi fadh deti hai..

Girlfriend Chaddi uthar deti hai…

Aur Biwi ki chaddi dhoke sukhake,

Almari me rakhna padhta hai….

Naughty Hindi Jokes – Muh Me Lungi

Teacher : Wo kya chijh hai jo muh me nahi leni chahiye , Bachcho ?

Pappu : Jalta huwa bulb !!

Teacher : Kyu ?

Pappu : Kal rat ko bhabhi bhaiya se bol rahi thi ,

Bulb bujha do muh me lungi fir !!!

Naughty Hindi Joke – Santa Ki Fati

Ek Accedent me santa ka pichwada fat jata hai,

Wo hospital take dalwane jata hai,

Nurse puchti hai : KItna khula chhodhu…

Santa : Jitni aap ki khuli hai …

Nurse : Fir to aur fadani padegi …

Naughty Hindi Jokes – Muh Me Lungi

Teacher : Wo kya chijh hai jo muh me nahi leni chahiye , Bachcho ?

Pappu : Jalta huwa bulb !!

Teacher : Kyu ?

Pappu : Kal rat ko bhabhi bhaiya se bol rahi thi ,

Bulb bujha do muh me lungi fir !!!

Naughty Hindi Joke – Santa Ki Fati

Ek Accedent me santa ka pichwada fat jata hai,

Wo hospital take dalwane jata hai,

Nurse puchti hai : KItna khula chhodhu…

Santa : Jitni aap ki khuli hai …

Nurse : Fir to aur fadani padegi …

Sunny Leone Funny Jokes In Hindi

Friend 1  : Sunny leone aur bijlee me kya farak hai ?

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Guess kar !!

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Friend 2 : Not sure …

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Friend 2 : Bahut simple hai yar …

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Dono langi ho to jan nikal deti hai…

Double meaning Funny Jokes In Hindi

Lady to Auto Driver : Ander tak jaayega kya?
Auto Driver : Bilkul jaayega , aapke liye to khada kiya hai madam…
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Lady : Thik hai toh..…jaldi se ghumake phicche se le lo.

Judge Hindi Funny Jokes – Kitne bache hai

Judge : Sach batao tumhare kitne bache hai ?

Lady : 7 bache hai !

Judge : Naam batao ?

Lady : Raju !!

Judge : Sabke nam batao !!

Lady : Sabke nam raju hi hai !!

Judeg : Tum pagal ho gai ho kya ?

Lady : Nahi , Subke Surname alag hai !!!!

5000 ka Patakha – 19 + Non Veg Funny Jokes

Tin dost diwali ke bad mele,

Pahle : Mere papa ne mujhe 10000 Rupee diye,

Mai uske patakhe le aaya ,

aur 3 ghante Bajaya….

Dusra : Mere papa ne 15000 Rupee diye ,

Mai bhi patakhe le aaya ,

aur 4 ghante bajaye…

Tisra : Mere papa mummy ghar pe mahi thi,

Mai 5000 ke ek patakha le aaya,

Aur pure raat bajaya…..

Naughty Sunny Leon Suhagrat Me – Funny Jokes

Sunny leon ek Movie ki shootting kar rhi thi…

Director :  Suhagraat ko shot karna hai…

Dudh ka glass lekar khadi ho tum,

Aur apne hath se apne pati ko pilana hai….

Sunny leon gusse se hokar boli  : ” Agar dudh hath se hi pilana tha,

To kisi aur heroine ko role dedete …..

Naughty Sunny leone Funny Jokes In Hindi

Sunny leone aur bipasa basu bate kar rahi thi….

Sunny leone :  Aisi koun si jagah hai jaha,

Adami aur Mahila dono ke baal ghunghrale paya jata hai ?

Bipasa  : Chiiii chiiiii ,  kitni gandi soch hai teri ….

Sunny leone  : Gandi soch nahi hai isme….

Uss jagah ka nam hai africa …….

Sunny leone Funny Jokes – Sunny Ka Logic

Sunny leone : Papa aaj teacher ne mara ?

Papa : Kyu mara ?

Sunny leone : Maine to bas ye pucha tha ki :

” Bra ko ek wachan bolte hai par o 2 chijh ko dhakti hai,

Par panty ko bahu wachan bolte hai par o ek hi chijh ko shakti hai !!”

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Papa sunny ka logic sun ke behosh ho gye !!!

Sunny Leone Naughty Jokes Sunny Ka Experience

Sunny leone apne Husband ke Sath PK movie dekhne Gai.

Sunny leone : Kitna fekte hai ye sale movie banane wale….

Karte time gadi itni thode hilti hai……

Sunny leone husband : Baby tumko kaise pata ?

Sunny leone : Experience hai baby mujhe….