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Bird Shit Funny Jokes Crow Hindi Chutkule

Pappu sarak se ja raha tha..

tabhi ek chidiya ne uske shir pe “shit” kar diya…

Pappu rumal se sar pochate huye bolta hai..

“Bagwan ka lakh lakh sukar hai..

gay bhaisho ko udna nahi sikhaya…

Jail Kaidi Funny Jokes Chor Police Chutkule

Ek Jail me 2 Kaidi ek sath jail pahuche ..

Pahla kaidi : Tujhe kitane saal ki saja mili hai…

Mujhe to 14 saal ki hue hai jail..

Dusara kaidi : 12 saal ki..

Pahla Kaidi  : Thik hai tu mere se pahle nikale ga..

to darwaje ke paas wali jagah tu le le..

Girl Driving Jokes Traffic Signal Funny Jokes

Ek aurat ne traffic signal todh diya,,,

Traffic police wale ne usse rok liya…

Aurat : Mujhe jane do mai ek teacher hu…

Traffic police : Issi din ka intijar kafi salo se kar raha hu..

Chalo ab 100 bar likho… agge se ab signal nahi todhugi…

Santa Banta Shadi Funny Hindi Jokes Chutkule

Santa banta se bolta hai :

Suna hai teri shadi tay ho gai hai..

wo bhi ek bahut choti height wali ladki se..

Banta : Han yar mushibat jitni choti hai utna thik…

Funny SMS Santa Banta Jokes & Hindi Chutkule

Sabji wala sabjiyo pe pani chirik raha tha..

kafi der ho gai..

Santa (Gusse me) :

Bhai sahab bhindi hosh me aagai ho to…

1 kilo tol do….

Santa Banta Funny Jokes Collection And Chutkule

Santa (Banta se) : Kal maine teri bhabhi ko

payar se katil bola to samosha aur chay khane ko mila..

Banta : Thik hai aaj mai bhi boluga apni biwi ko…

aur samosha khauga..par mai apne andaj me boluga…’

Agale din santa ne pucha :

Samosha mila ?

Banta : Ghusha mila…

Maine to bas hatyaran bola tha usse….

Santa Banta Aur Bacha Funny Hindi Jokes

Santa : Mai aur meri biwi soch rahe hai ki hum tamil sikh le..

Banta : par kyu…

Santa : Humne ek tamil bacha godh liya hai …

Hum soch rahe hai ki uske bolne se pahle

hum tamil sikh le…

Sindhi And Pathan Funny Jokes And Hindi Chutkule

Pathan hospita me bolta hai :

“Mai marne ke bad apna dumag dan karna chahta hu..”

Sindhi : Ha tera dima unke jyada kam  ayega…

Pathan : Wo kaise ?

Sindhi : Doctor ko bhi pata chal jhyega ki

un-used dimag kaisa dikhta hai..

Pappu Aur Boss Funny SMS Jokes Hindi

Ek bar pappu ne boss ko ghar bulaya..

Boss : Tumhara Ladka kaha hai..nazar nahi aaraha..

Pappu : Andar hai…maine uska nam aapke nam pe rakha hai..

Boss : Wah .. bulao jara usse..

Pappu : Oyee chutiye bahar nikal…

New Santa Banta Funny Jokes And Chutkule

Judge : Pappu sach sach batao accidant kaise huwa..

Tumne bus kaise nadi me gira di..

Santa : Saha Mujhe nahi pata,,,

Ye sawal kai log mujhase puch chuke hai…

par jab ye accidant huwa mai so raha tha..

Pappu Aur Boss Funny SMS Jokes Hindi

Ek bar pappu ne boss ko ghar bulaya..

Boss : Tumhara Ladka kaha hai..nazar nahi aaraha..

Pappu : Andar hai…maine uska nam aapke nam pe rakha hai..

Boss : Wah .. bulao jara usse..

Pappu : Oyee chutiye bahar nikal…

New Santa Banta Funny Jokes And Chutkule

Judge : Pappu sach sach batao accidant kaise huwa..

Tumne bus kaise nadi me gira di..

Santa : Saha Mujhe nahi pata,,,

Ye sawal kai log mujhase puch chuke hai…

par jab ye accidant huwa mai so raha tha..

Sardar Aur Dost Funny Jokes & Hindi Chutkule

Dost : tere papa ki maut kaise hue…

Sardar : Kuch nahi yar..

mere papa bahut bhulakar the..

ek din soye to shaas lena hi bhul gaye…

Pathan V/S Sardar Funny Jokes & Chutkule

Sardar : Ye le mithai kha..

Pathan : Aaj tu mithai kyu khila raha hai..

Sardar : Mera schooter Kho gya hai..

Pathan : To isme khusi wali kya bat hai,,,,

Sardar : Khushi ki to bat hai…

Soch agar me schooter me hota to mai bhi kho jata…

thanks god mai bach gya…

Pathan Sardar Funny Jokes And Hindi Chutkule

Ek Pathan bina chhilka uthare kela kha raha tha..

Sardar ne bola : Chilka to utar leta…

Pathan : Chilka utarne ki kua jarurat..

Mujhe viswash hai andar kela hi hoga….

Sardar Aur Dost Funny Hindi Jokes And Chutkule

Dost ye 2000 ka cheque kisse bhej raha hai..

Sardar : Apne bhai ko..

Dost : To tune sign kyu nahi kiye…

Sardar : Mai apna nam gupt rakhana chahata hu…

Teacher And Dabang Studend Funny Jokes

Teacher : Sabse tez kaun udhata haii..

Golu : Hathi sai..

Teacher : Nalayak …tumhare pita kya kam karte hai…

Golu : Sir wo daud ibrahim ki gang me sarp sooter hai ….

Teacher : Aree beta tune ek dam sahi jabab diya tha..

hathi hi sabse tez udhata hai…

Bevkuf Pathan Funny Jokes And Chutkule

Ek pathan saikil se ja raha tha..

Tabhi uski takakar ek bhudiye se ho gya,,,,

Dono gir padhe…

Budhiye pathan ko 1 ruppee dene lagi…

Pathar : Aap mujhe ye kyu de rahi hai.. dena hai to gili di jiye…

Budhiya : Rakh le beta aandhe ko dan karne se punay milta hai….

Funny Jokes On Class Teacher In Hindi

Class Teacher ne bacho se pucha :

“Bacho batao ki ishq aur payar me farak kya hai ?”

Ek Student Fatak Se Bola :

“Aap jo apni beti se  karte ho wo hai pyar..

Hum aap ke beti se karte hai wo hai ishq”

School Teacher Aur Naughty Boy Funny Jokes

School teacher ne bola ki hum kal

puri class ki group photo lenge..

Sabhi bacho ko ek ek copy milegi…

Jisse tum bad me dhekh ke khush hoge,,

Aur bolo ge.. ye dekho rahut.. doctor ban gya..

Ye dekho mahan Engineer ban gya..

Bich me hi ek ladka bola :

ye dekhi hamare guruji jo nahi rahe..

Kali Billi Funny Jokes And Hindi Chutkule

Pappu apni Kali  billi se tang aake usse dur chor aata hai..

Gar aake dekhta hai ki billi usse pahle hi ghar pahuch gai…

Pappu fir billi ku dur chor aata hai… billi fir wapas aajati hai…

Iss  bar pappu ko gussa aajata hai…

Puppu usse dur ke jungle me chor ke ghar aane lagta haii..

Raste me hi pappu ghar par apni mummy ko phone karta hai..

Pappu : Billi ghar pahuch gai kya..

Mummy : Haaa !!!

Pappu : Uss kamini ko yaha bhej… mai rasta bhul gya hu…

Pappu Aur Papa Funny Jokes And Chutkule

Pappu apne papa se : Papa ek glass pani de do

Papa : khud uth kar pee lo

Pappu : De do na…please

Papa : Ab ek baar or agar paani laane ke liya bola to marunga thappad

Pappu : Thappad maarne aao to ek glass paani le aana

Funny Pappu Teacher Jokes In Hindi

Teacher ne pappu se class me bola ..

Teacher : Tum bade murkh ho balak,

main tumhari umar mein achi tarha kitaab padh leti thi

Pappu :Mam aapko acha master mil gaya hoga?

Pappu Best Hindi Jokes – Pappu ki Shadi

Papa (Pappu se) : Beta agar sasural wale scooter de to car mangna,

Dukaan de to ghar mangna,

Cooler de to AC mangn

Pappu (papa se) : Agar wo ladki de to kya uski maa mangu

Badmash Pappu Funny Hindi Jokes

Pappu ka dost pappu se : Aur bhai tumhari biwi ke ghutne ka dard thik hua ya nahi??

Pappu : Haa yaar doctor ko dikhate hi thik ho gaya

Dost ne hairani se pucha : Acha, kaunsi dawa se??

Pappu : Dawa wagera kuch nahi ,

Bas doctor ne bataya ki yeh budhape ki nishaani hai

Aur usdin ke baad usne dard ki sikhayat hi nahi ki

Best Pappu Funny Jokes In Hindi – Baap Ki Maar

Pappu ghar der se lauta

Maa : kaha tha??

Pappu : Emotional film dekhne gaya tha, “maa ka pyar ”

Maa : Ab andar jaakar action film dekh “Baap ki maar”

Pappu Hindi Jokes – Pappu Chada Pedh pe

Pappu pedh par chadha to upar baithe bandar ne pucha

“Upar kyu aaya”

Pappu (bandar se) : seb(apple) khana

Bandar (pappu se) : Yeh to aam ka ped hai

Pappu : Pata hai, main seb (apple) apne sath laya hu

Santa Banta Funny Hindi Joke – Santa Ka Dimag

Santa ne ghar ka darwaja nikala aur kandhe par rakh kar bazaar mein gaya

Ek aadmi ne pucha : Bhai, kya darwaja bechna hain ?

Santa : Nahi, taala khulwana hain,chaabi kho gayi hain..

Haso mat….
Joke abhi agey hain :

Aadmi santa se : Agar ghar mein chor ghus gaye to.. ?

Santa : Andar kaise jayega.. ?
Darwaja to mere pass hain….

Santa Banta Most Funny Jokes In Hindi

Santa : Mere papa itne hoshiyaar hain ki

Woh jab bhi maachis lete hain to

Maachis ki tilliyan dibbi khol kar ginte hain.,,,,

Banta : Arey yeh to kuch bhi nahi hain,

Mere papa to itne hoshiyaar hain ki

Woh jab bhi maachis lete hain to saari tilliyan jalakar dekhte hain ..

Bill Gates Ki Beti Se Saadi Funny Joke

Santa : Papa main apni pasand ki ladki se shaadi karna chahta hoon

Papa : Nahi

Santa : wo ladki bill gates ki beti hai

Papa : Then Okay

Santa Bill Gates ke yaha gaya
Santa : Main aapki beti se shaadi karna chahta hoon

Bill Gates : Nahi

Santa : Main world bank mein CEO hoon

Bill Gates : Then okay

Santa world bank ke president ke pass gaya

Santa : Mujhe is bank ka CEO appoint kar dijiye

President : Nahi

Santa : Main Bill Gates ka damaad hoon

President : Then okay