Non veg funny hindi jokes

Non veg funny hindi jokes in hindi funny chutkule 140 word funny sms facebook whatsapp new sms message free download best top funny chutkule comedy short

Sorry Ke Bache – Naughty Funny Hindi Jokes

Pinki Aur Chinki 2 saheliya kafi sal bad mili

Pinki : Chindi Jab Tera talak huwa to tera ek hi bacha tha..

Ab tere 3 Bache kaise ho gaye …

Chinki : Are Kuch nahi pinki..

Iske papa kabhi kabhi sory bolne aate the

Pappu Naughty Hindi Jokes – Bhabhi Ka Nipple

Pappu parosh ke bhabhi ji ke nipple ko dekhte huwe apne dost se kahta hai hai..

Yar Bhabhi ki ke left nipple chhote nahi lag rahe,,..

Pappu Ka Dost : Ye treffic Police Ki meharbani hai,,,

Pappu : Wo kaise ?

Pappu Ka Dost : Seat Belt Lagwa Ke Bhabhi je ke Left

Nipple Ki maa behen ek kar di

Patni Non Veg Hindi Joke – Kaha Dalte Hai

Patni apni sash se puchati hai ki

Kya ye sach  hai ki  …

Pati Jis Jagah dallta hai bacha bhi wahi se nikalta haii..

Sashu : Haa Beta Ye sach hai..

Patni : Matlab … Mere Muh se bacha nikale ga..

Pati Patni Adult SMS – Funny Hindi Jokes

Pati Patni Bedroom me kar rahe the..

Tabhi pati ne patni se ek sawal pucha ..

Pati : Acha batao karne ne jayada kise jayada maza aata hai..

Patni : Jab Kan ne khujli hoti hai to …tli se kan khujate ho..

Toh sukun tili ko aata hai ya tumhe..

Pati patni ke udharan se sadme me hai

Ladki Ko Ulti – Naughty Ladki Hindi Jokes

Ek 16 sal ki ladki Doctor ke paas gai..

Ladki : Doctor sahab mujhe ulti ho rahi thi..

Doctor : Kya Khaya tha ?

Ladki : 4 bar pyar me dokha kha chuki hu..

Doctor : Lo fir ab i-pill ko goli khao

Husband Wife Hindi Joke – Chaddi Nahi Pahni

Ek wife sofe pe baithi thi..

Usne panty nahi pahna tha..

Uska Husband uske samne aake baith gya …

Aur gaur se uske tango ke bich dekhne laga..

Wife muskurate huwe boli …Kya dekh rahe ho..

Maine aaj chaddi nahi pahni..

Husband : Dara diya tune to ..Mujhe laga sofa fat gya hai

Santa Banta Hindi Jokes – Dancer Jhuki

Santa Banta Aur pappu Bar me mujra dekh rahe the..

Jab Dancer Santa Ke samne jhuke to santa ne uske chucho ke bich 500 rupee dal diye..

Ab Banta ke samne jhuki to Usne 2000 rupe dal diye..

Ab pappu ki bari thi … Jab uske samne jhuki to usne …

Apna ATM card dal ke 1500 rupee nikal liya..

Sali Jija Hindi Jokes – Naughty Sali Aur Patni

Patni sali se bolti hai

Sali : Didi maine kai jija ji ke pant me comdom dekha..

Patni : Tune chuwa to nahi na ..

Sali : Maine to Usme Ched Kar diya..

Patni : Marawa diya tune to pagli kal raat ko

Biwi Ki Batrery – Funny Hindi Joke

Husband : Aaao tumhari battery charge kar deta hu..

Wife : Kal raat ko hi to ki thi !!

Husband : Fir Kar deta hu !!

Wife : Nahi Janu Jayada Battery charge karoge toh..

Battery Jaldi full ho jayegi….

Free Call Girl – Santa Non Veg Hindi Joke

Santa karne ke liye call girl ke paas gya

CallGirl : Tum Mere Sath sona chahate ho..

Santa : Han ,par meri ek sart hai..

Call Girl : Kya !!

Santa : Tum bilkul mere biwi ki tarah karogi ..

Call girl : Wo kaise ?

Sanat : Bilkul Free  Me

Non veg funny hindi jokes in hindi funny chutkule 140 word funny sms facebook whatsapp new sms message free download best top funny chutkule comedy short

Naughty Hindi SMS Joke – Anokhi Bimari

Ek netaji hostital me checking karne gaye..

Waha unhone ne dekha ki .. ward me ek marij muth maer raha hota hai..

Netaji : Ye kya ho raha hai yaha pe ..

Doctor : Isse issi ki bimari hai … issi se thik hoga ye..

Netaji agle ward me jate hai..

Waha dekhte hai ki ek nurse marij ka chush rahi hai..

Neta ji : AB Ye kya hai..

Doctor : Isse bhi wahi bimari hai ,,, par ye Dulex ward hai

Naughty HIndi Joke – Patni Ne Khada kar diya

Wife show room se naya Bra Aur Panty Lai..

Fir Pahan ke pane pati Ko dikhane Lagi..

Patni : Kiasi Lag rahi hai..

Husband : Ed dam mal .. Khada kar diya mera too..

Patni : Dukan Wale ne bhi yahi bola

Ladki Naughty Hindi Joke – Kata Kyu Nahi

Ek Jawan Ladki Ka Rape Ho gya..

News walo ne ladki se pucha ..

Jab rape karne wale ne aapke muh me de rah tha to aapne uska kata kyu nahi..

Ladki : Mai pure Jan hu … Laura Lahsan Nahi khati..

Suhagraat Kaisi Thi – Patni Naughty Hindi Jokes

Suhagraat pe patni ache se santust nahi ho pati..

Subah uski behen puchati hai :

Suhagraat kaisi rahi teri..

Ladki : Kya batau tujhe ..

Ghar pravesh to kai bar huwe … lekin mere grah sant nahi huye..

Doctor ko Dikha Diya – Santa Naughty Hindi Jokes

Ek santa ke land pe lal nisan padh gya tha.

To wo ek lady doctor ke pass apni samasaya leke gaya..

Santa ne apna land doctor ko dikha ke pare sani batai..

Doctor ne usee ek cream di aur boli..

3 Din me hik ho jayega .. agar na ho to mere paas fir aajana..

Santa chala gya …Aur 3 din bad fir aata hai..

Santa : Madam ye thik hi nahi huwa..

Koi achi si dawai batao..

Doctor ne usse ek aur cream batai..

Santa dawai leke waha se chala gaya..

Dawailagane ke agle thin hi nisan chala gya..

Santa khusi kushi doctor ke paas aaya..

Santa : Iaa bar aap ne kain se daai batai ki ek hi din me thik ho gya..

Doctor : Iss bar maine tumhe lipistick removal bataya tha..

Pappu Ki Girlfriend Pahli Bar – Naughty Hindi Jokes

Pappu ki girlfriend pahle bar kar rahi thi..

Pappu apna usse chusa raha tha..

Achanak hi Pappu ka pani nikal gya..

Girlfriend : Ye kya hai ?

Pappu : Kuch nahi pagli ye to khushi ke aashu haii

Pati Naughty Hindi Jokes – Karne Ka Sahi Time

Ek patni gupt rog sambandhi samshya le ke doctor ke pass gyai..

Patni :Doctor sahab thokai ka sahi samay kya hai..

Doctoc : 2 se 4 ke bich me..

Aurat : Aiasa kyu ?

Doctor : Uss time mera lunch hota hai

Naughty Hindi Joke SMS – 12 inch ka candom

Ek ladki chemist ki dukan me jake bolti hai :

“12 inch ka candom hai ”

Dukandar : “Ji ha hai , kitne dedu”

Ladki : Ji mujhe nahi chahiye,

Ye lijiye mera number,

Jo bhi ye comdom kharidane aaye usse mera number de dena

Naughty SMS Funny Jokes – Train Me Couple

Ek pati patni train ke uper wale sit pe baithe the ..

Pati : Jab mai Papsi Bolu to tum kapdhe utar dena..

Jab mai Coka cola bolu to tange faila dena,

Aur Jan tum ThumsUp Bologi to mai andar dal dunga..

Niche wale sit pe baitha santa bolta hai..

Agar mere uper tumhara limca gira to maa ch*d dunga

Naughty hindi SMS – Bache Ka Khatan

Ek muslim ladke ki lulli katne ki rasam (khatan) ho rahi thi..

Bache ki maa  : Isski lulli aage se nokila kar dena,

Bilkul iske chacha jaisa..

Bache ki chacchi boli iski lulli topidar kar do,

bilkul iske mama jaise,

Bache ki bahan boli iski

lulli topidar se acha sidha aur lamba thik rahega jaise iske fuffa ki hai,

Bache ki mami moli iski lulli bilkul simpal rakh do,

Simple hi acha lagta hai jaise iske papa ki hai..

.

Ye sab sun ke khatan karne wala paresan ho gya,

Usne apni paint utari aur

Apni lulli dikhake bola madam j aaisa karwa lo,

Yahi fashion me hai