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Pappu sarak se ja raha tha..

tabhi ek chidiya ne uske shir pe “shit” kar diya…

Pappu rumal se sar pochate huye bolta hai..

“Bagwan ka lakh lakh sukar hai..

gay bhaisho ko udna nahi sikhaya…

Teacher Pappu Funny Jokes And Chutkule

Teacher Pappu se ek sawa; puchate hai..

Pappu batao satay aur bharam me kya  farak hai…

Pappu : Sir aap jo class me padhate hi wo satay hai…

Par aap ka aisa sochna ki hum samjh rahe hai…wo bharam hai

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School me biology ka prectical chal raha tha..

Teacher ne ek chidiya ki tang kat ke pappu ko dikhai..

Aur Pucha : “Bata o ye kiski tang hai”

Pappu : Sir me sirf tang dekh ke kaise bata sakta hu ki kiski tang hai..

Teacher : Chup raho..tumhe kuch nahi pata…

apna nam bata…zero number lagata hu..

Pappu (Gusse me) : Ye dekhiye meri tang …ab nam aur roll number khud hi pata kar lijiye,,,,,

Class Madam And School Student Funny Jokes

Science ki class me madam ne sawal pucha..

Madam : Bacho batao jab bijli jamati hai to

chamal pahli dikhai deti hai aur kardne ki aawaj bad me sunai deti hai,,,

Pappu : Kyu ki madam hamari aankhe aage hoti hai aur kan piche !!

Pappu And Teacher Janlewa Jokes Funny Chutkule

Janlewa Translation Master Ji Aur Pappu

Teacher : Bacho mai ek english ki line boluga

tum log usse hindi me badal ke batana..

“I am here on time because my father dropped me”

Pappu : ” Mere pita ji ne sahi samay pe bund dali isliye mai yaha hu ”

Teacher wahi heart attack se mar gaye !!!

Pappu Teacher Sawal Jabab Funny Jokes Chutkule

Aaj pappu ne pura school hila dala

Teacher : Chipkali kise kehte hai???

Pappu : Chipkali ek garib magarmach hai,

jise bavhpan me bornvita wala dudh nahi mila,

jis kaaran woh kuposhan ka shikaar ho gaya

Class Madam And Student Funny Jokes & SMS

Aajkal ke bacche bhi bahut samajhdaar hote hai

Madam : Ek dafa ka zikr tha Akbar badshah apne bistar par leta tha ki….

(pappu unke mein aa jata hai )

Pappu : Miss, Rahul mere lunch box ko khol raha hai

Madam : Rahul, main thappad maar dungi, baith jao

Madam : Acha baccho main kaha thi???

Pappu : Akbar ke bistar par

Pappu Teacher Best Jokes In Hindi

Teacher ; Choti madhu-makkhi tumhe kya deti hai???

Pappu ; Sahad….

Teacher ; Patli bakri???

Pappu ; Dudh….

Teacher ; Aur moti bhains???

Pappu ; Homework

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De….Thappad pe thappad

Pappu Best Hindi Jokes – Pappu ki Shadi

Papa (Pappu se) : Beta agar sasural wale scooter de to car mangna,

Dukaan de to ghar mangna,

Cooler de to AC mangn

Pappu (papa se) : Agar wo ladki de to kya uski maa mangu

Best Pappu Teacher Funny Jokes In Hindi

Class mein madam boli ….
English me “My Teacher” par essay likh kar dikhao

Thodi der mein Pappu ne khade hokar pucha…..
Madam ji,”Chamak challo” ko english mein kya kahenge..

Pappu Best Funny Joke Ever In Hindi

Paapu apne dost se : Meri saas ko kutte ne kaat liya

Dost : yeh to bahut bura hua

Pappu : Ha, bechara kutta tadap-tadap kar mar gaya

Badmash Pappu Funny Hindi Jokes

Pappu ka dost pappu se : Aur bhai tumhari biwi ke ghutne ka dard thik hua ya nahi??

Pappu : Haa yaar doctor ko dikhate hi thik ho gaya

Dost ne hairani se pucha : Acha, kaunsi dawa se??

Pappu : Dawa wagera kuch nahi ,

Bas doctor ne bataya ki yeh budhape ki nishaani hai

Aur usdin ke baad usne dard ki sikhayat hi nahi ki

Saitan Pappu Funny Jokes – Pappu Samaj Seva

Sardar : Beta, aaj tume kaunsa acha kaam kiya ?

Pappu : Maine apne 5 dosto ke saath milkar ek bujurg (old age) mahila ko sadak paar karayi..

Sardar : ye to achi baat hain, lekin is chote se kaam ke liye 5 log kyun lage ?

Beta : Kyunki woh mahila sadak paar nahi karna chahti thi

Rahul Gandhi Funny Jokes In Hindi -Robat Vadra

Vadra (Rahul Gandi se) : Yeh dimag humko de

Rahul Gandhi : Nahi jija ji…..

Aap kya karoge???

Vadra : Mujhe khaali jagah bilkul pasand nahi,

Building banaunga ….

Most Funny Pappu Jokes – Pappu Ki Ladhai

Ek baar pappu car chalate hue kahi jaa raha tha,,
Usey ek truck ne overtake kiya,
Truck ke piche likha hua tha ” padhne wala pagal hain ”

Yeh padhte hi pappu aagbabula ho gaya,

Pappu ne turant apni car ko dauda kar truck ko overtake kar ke roka….

Aur truck ke piche jaakar likha-
“Likhne wala pagla hain”

Pappu ka Homework – Pappu Hindi Joke

Teacher : Pappu tumhara home work kaha hai ?

Pappu : Mam , o to kutta kha gya ?

Teacher : Mai itne salo se padha rahi hu,

Mujhe bevkuf samjha hai kya ?

Pappu : Ye sach bat hai mam,

Maine kafi force kiya usse ,

Tb kya usne mera HomeWork !!!

Hindi joke – pappu ka ajab gajab jabab

Teacher (Rahul Se) : Batao 1968 me kya huwa tha ?

Rahul : Madam , gandhi ji ka janam huwa tha ?

Teacher : Sahi jabar ,

Teacher (pappu se) : Pappu batao 1972 me kya huwa tha ?

Pappu : Mam, Gandhi ji 3 sal ke ho gye the ,

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