Pappu Funny Hindi Non Veg Jokes

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Best Pati Patni Funny Jokes In Hindi

Pati (apne dost se):  Mujhe bahut chintaa ho rahi hai yaar,

Baarish shuru ho gayi hai aur meri Patni bazaar gayi hui hai

Dost : Chintaa ki kya baat hai..? wo kisi dukaan par ruk jayegi

Pati : Isi baat ki to chintaa hai ki woh kisi dukaan par naa ruk jaye

Santa Banta Hindi Jokes – Dancer Jhuki

Santa Banta Aur pappu Bar me mujra dekh rahe the..

Jab Dancer Santa Ke samne jhuke to santa ne uske chucho ke bich 500 rupee dal diye..

Ab Banta ke samne jhuki to Usne 2000 rupe dal diye..

Ab pappu ki bari thi … Jab uske samne jhuki to usne …

Apna ATM card dal ke 1500 rupee nikal liya..

Pappu & Teacher – Hindi Naughty Funny Joke

Teacher apne 3 sal ke bache ko sclool le aai,

Bache ko bhukh lagi to ,

Dhudh pilane lagi,

Teacher : “Aree mera bata dudh pike doctor banega  ”

Pappu : ” Madam ji hame bhi thoda dhudh pila do,

Doctor na sahi compounder to ban hi jayege “

Pappu Naughty Hindi Joke – Sabko Thoka

Pappu ke khade karne ki bahut sari goli kha li

Khane ke bad wo garam ho gya..

Sashural Jake Biwi Ki peel diya..

Uski garmi Sant nahi Huwi ..

TO usne sali ko bhi Peel diya..

Uski Garmi Aur Badh gai TO..

Sadhu ko bhi thok diya..

Fir Bhi Uski Garmi Sant Nahi Hue..

To Sarur ko thok diya..

Abhi Bhi pappu ka khada the..

Saare Behosh ho gaye the..

Pappu fir apne saman ko Pathar pe ragarne laga..

Tabhi Uska sashur utha..

Sashur : Bhago yaha se.. Ab dhar pena karne fir marega..

Top Non Veg jokes In Hndi On Pappu

Pappu ke papa ne usse ek din Muth marte dekh liya

To uske papa ne uski saadi kar di..

Saadi ke 15 din bad uske papa puchte hai..

Ab sab thik hai na..

Pappu : Ganta thik hai Uska Hath to 5 Min Me thak Jata hai

Bra Naughty Hindi Jokes And Chutkule In Hindi

Pappu ki paros wali ladki apni mummy se bolti hai..

Mummy meri Bra aaj mere bahut kam aai..

Mummy : Wo kaise ?

Ladki : Maine 2000 rupee bra me chupa kiya liye..

Aur pappu usse meri penty me ek ghante me dhunta raha

Nokrani Non Veg Hindi Jokes And SMS

Pappu apni nokarani se bolta hai..

Pappu : Chal Chal jaldi se panty Utar..

Aaj karne ka jabardast mood bana hai..

Nokrana : Sahab maine to painty pahni hi nahi..

Pappu : Hat behench0d sari mood ki maa ch0d di..

Kal aaiyo panty pahan ke..

Santa Pappu Non Veg Naughty Jokes In Hindi

Ek Bar santa ke ghar me chor aaya..

Santa ne usse piche se pakad liya..

Santa Pappu se bolta hai.. Pappu beta iski gand mar..

Pappu ne kafi koshish ki par uska land andar nahi gaya..

Santa ne pappu se bola ye le churi gand fad se iski..

Chor ghabarate huwe bola..Sahab ji Ek bar thuk lagake try kar lo..

Pappu Aur Teacher Adult Non Veg Hindi Jokes

Teacher : ”  Hasane ” ka ulta kya hota hai ..

Pappu : Chodna !!

Teacher : Kaise ?

Pappu : Hasane me hum karte hai “ha ha ha ”

Aur chodne pe ladkiya karti hai ” ah ah ah ” !!

Teacher : Bhosharike nikal ja class se …