Boss Funny Hindi Jokes

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Santa Boss Funny Comedy Jokes And Chutkule

Santa ne Boss ki beti ka hath boss se manga..

Boss: Apni aukat dekhi hai..

jitni teri salary hai..

utne me to uska toilet paper bhi nahi aaye,,,

Santa : Agar itna poti karti hai to

fir rahne dijiye…

Boss Wife Funny Jokes And Hindi Chutkule

Boss me apne office ke bahar ek poster lagaya..

“Mai boss hu.. ye bat mat bhulna …

apni limit me rah ke bat karna ”

Tabhi secretary aaya aur bola :

Sir madam ka phone aaya hai..

Boss : kya bol rahi hai,,

Secretary : Bol rahi thi ki..

unka ghar ka poster abhi ke abhi unhe chahiye..

Funny Jokes On Boss And Employee In Hindi

Boss ne nai BMW car li..

Sabhi karam-chahiyo ne unahe badhai di..

Boss ne bola : Agar tum mehanat karoge..

time pe office aao ge …

chutti nahi karoge…

chuti wale din bhi kam karoge to…agle sal mai

isse bhi badhi car le lunga…

Boss Secretary Jokes Funny Hindi Chutkule

Secretary office me aate hi boss se bolti hai..

“Sir aap ki biwi mujhe sak bhari nighao se dekhti rahati hai”

Boss ne ek lambi saas li aur bola ”

“Kyu ki tumse pahale wo meri secretary thi….”

Pathan And Boss Funny Jokes Cousin Ki Shadi

Boss : 15 din ki chutti kyu chahiye..

Pathan : Mere cousin ki sadi hai..

Boss : cousin ki shadi me 15 din kyu chahiye..

Pathan : Kyu ki shadi mere shath hai…

Biwi Ka Boss Funny Hindi Jokes & Chutkule

Pappu apne biwi ke office me gya to dekha ki..

uski biwi boss ke god me baithi hue hai..

Pappu : Chal pinki aaise office me kam karne ki koi jarurat nahi jaja

staff ke baithane ke liye chair bhi na ho…

Best Boss Employee Funny Jokes In Hindi

Employee (Phone pe): Hello Boss Mujhe Terrorist ne pakad liya hai.

Mere dono hath kat diya..

Meri dono aankhe fod diya..

Meri kidney nikal li..

Boss : Dekh l… ho sake to aaja…aaj audit hai

Pappu And Boss Best Funny Jokes In Hindi

Pappu ki nokari ek badhe company me lag ga…

Boss : Badhai ho.. Aap ki nokari lag gai..

Aap ki salary pahle sal 6 lakh hogi..

Phir dusare sal bhadake 12 lakh kar di jayegi

Pappu uth ke jane laga..

Boss : Kya huwa ?

Pappu : Mai agle sal hi aauga..

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Boss Bhehosh

Boss Funny Jokes -Pappu Ka Job

Pappu : Sir, kal se main jaldi ghar chala jaunga

Boss : Kyun???

Pappu : Ek naukri se ghar nahi chalta,

Raat ko ricksaw chalaunga

Boss : Kabhi bhuk lage to mere pass aa jana,

Main bhi raat ko paw-bhaaji ka thela lagata hu….

Boss Secratary Funny Hindi Joke – Parposal

Boss : Tum ek dum, meri teesri biwi ki tarha lagti ho

Secretary : Kitni baar shaadi hui hain sir aapki?

Boss (Muskarate Huwe) : Do baar

Tharki Boss Funny Jokes – Secretary Ke Kapde

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Boss : Itne kam kapde pehn kar kyu aayi ho???
Aadha jism dikh raha hain  ….

Secretary : Itni salary mein ye hi aata hai
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Boss to Manager : Isko 3 months tak salary mat dena…

Boss Employee Funny Jokes In Hindi

Boss : kaha gaye the ???

Employee : Baal katwane

Boss : Office ke kaam ke samay mein ??

Employee : Baal badhe bhi to office ke samay mein hi hai

Boss : Ghar rehte ho, tabhi bhi to badhte hain na tumhare baal

Employee : Takla thodi na kiya hai ,

Jitne office mein badhe utne hi katwaye hai

Boss Aur Employee Hindi Jokes Funny Chutkule

Boss ne ek ladke ko girls hostal

Me naukri par rakha.

Lagbhag 2 mahine bad malik ne

Ladke ko bulaya, aur bola tum apni

tankhwa lene kyo nahi aaye.

Ladka: Kya, is kam ke liye paise bhi milte hai.

Pappu Aur Boss Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Boss pappu se: Kya tumhe British bhasha aati hai

Pappu: Ha.. sir

Boss: To kuch bol kar dikhao..

Pappu: “Is bar dugna lagan  dena padega bhuwan”

Boss: Nikal sale, yaha se.

Boss ki biwi – Funny hindi joke sms

Santa ne boss ko sms bheja :

“Mujhe aaj jukham hai , islie aaj no kam”

Boss : “Mujhe jab bukhar hota hai to mai apni biwi kiss kar leta hu,

Tum bhi yahi try karo..”

Thodi der bad santa ka fir sms aaya :

“Sir mai kam kar sakta hu,

Aap ki biwi acha kiss karti hai “

Boss Secretary funny hindi joke

Secretary bhagte huye Hui Boss Ke Cabin Mein Aayi Aur Boss Se boli.

Secretary : “Sir, Aap Mujhe kam Se Nikal To Nahi Rahe ho ?”

Boss  : “Nahi To, Tumhe kyu lagta hai ?”

Secretary : “Wo aapne ek naya chaywala ko kam pe rakh liya na isliye !!!“