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Chal Hai Kya 9 Se 12 Judwa 2 Funny Jokes Varun

School me varun aur tapsi ek hi class me padhte the..

Varun (Tapsi se) : Chalti hai ya 9 se 12..

Tapsi : Chal ..

Varun : Kaha ???

Tapsi : Principal ke paas …

Varun : HaHaHa… ab kya mai mazak bhi nahi kar sakta ..

Tapsi : Chutti lene ….Bevkuf….

Judwaa 2 Funny Jokes Varun Tapsi Chutkule

Varun Dhavan : Aaj kal jayada tar

judwa bache ho rahe hai…aisa kyu..

Tapsi : Terrorist itne bach gaye hai bhi..

bahar khatara hai,,,

isiliye 2 – 2 ke set pe aarahe hai…

Alia And Varun Funny Jokes & Hindi Chutkule

Alia Bhatt aur Varun ko rasate me 2 bomb mila !!

Alia Bhatt : Chal isse police ko de aate hai..

Varun : Agar rasate me ek bomb fat gya to …

Alia Bhatt : Toh jhut bol denge ki ek  hi bomb mila tha ….

Alia Bhatt And Sidharth Funny Jokes In Hindi

Train me Alia Bhatt ne Sidharth ke upar wali seat pe apna saman rakh liya

Sidharth : Yar Alia apna saman kahi aur rakh ..

mere sar pe gir jayega..

Alia Bhatt : Koi bat nahi isme tutane wali koi chijh nahi hai …..

Big Boss Funny Jokes And Hindi Chutkile

Big Boss me salman khan

Iss bar ke Big Boss me Salman Khan

Aeroplane chalayege…

Foot path pe sone wale logo me khushi ki lahar..

Bhuj khalifa wale dar ke sare me…

Bollywood funny Jokes Hindi Sarukh Khan Movies

2017 me devdas banati to kuch aaise dialog hote

Sarukh Khan :  Mummy ne kaha facebook chor do..

Papa ne kaha What’s app chor do…

Dosto ne kaha mobile se balance churana chor do..

Aur paro ne kaha club jana chor do..

Ek din aaisa aayega jab paro ke bache bolege ki..

Mamu aap mummy ka picha chor do….

Bollywood Funny Hindi Jokes And Chutkule

Bajirao mastani ki film dekhne ke baad Gf apne Bf se pucha :

Tumhai bhi to koi mastani nahi hai???

Ab usko pagli ko kaun bataye

Ki woh khud hi mastani hai kaashi to koi aur hi hai

Rajinikanth And KBC Funny Jokes & Chutkule

Rajnikaant KBC khelne gaye

Amitabh : Computer ji, Rajnikant se sawal puchiye

Computer : Main life line use karna chahta hu

Rajinikanth And Madam Funny jokes & SMS

Madam : What is 6 plus 7 ?
Rajinikanth : 13
Madam : That is good ….
Rajinikanth : Good ? That’s perfect !

Bollywood Whats App Chat Group Funny Jokes

Akhsay Kumar created a bollywood what’s app group…..

Katrina : Hello
Priyanka :  Bol Shila
Kareena :  hahahahaha
Shahid : Hiii bebo !!!
Kareena Left !!!
Saif Left !!!

Priyanka : Sahid  Tum to  Kareena ke gulam ho !!!
Shahid Left    …!!!! 
SRK : Muje jungali billi bahut pasand hai   ,,,..
Salman : Toh jungle chala ja ……
Aamir :  Aur Mannat mere naam karke jaiyo ..…
SRK : Chup be bhikhari ….
Anushka : Koi USA chalega mere sath ,……??
Akshay added 9881****88….
Anushka : Yeh kaun hai  ….???
Salman : Virat Kohli Jiju…
Anushka Left  ,,,….
SRK : I’m second richest actor in the world..
Salman : Tiger zinda he bete   ….
Aamir : Ho jaye dangal  …??
Deepika: – Yar .., Yeh 3 fir se ladne lag gaye ….
Kuchh karo ..….!!
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Akshay added 9557*****99
SRK :  Yeh kaun hai Akki…???
Akshay: – Bhai apna introduction de jara…!!
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9557*****99 (Prabhas) : Amrendra Baahubali  , yani main…,
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All 3 khan left group..
hahahaha

Jony Liver & Rajinikanth ki Bahash Funny Jokes

Ek Bar Rajnikanth kaur Jony Liver Me behasg chidh gai..

Rajinikanth :  Mere gaon me bijali thi ..Maine agar mati jalake padhai ki hai.

Jony Liver : Mere Gaon me na to bijali thi na hi aagarbati …

Rajnikant :  Phir !!

Jony Lever : Mera ek friend tha prakash,,, Usko sath leke padhta tha..

Ek Bar to prakash pani me bhing gya..

Rajinikanth :  Phir kya huwa ?

Jony Lever : Meri ek friend thi joti …Usse bula liya..

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First time rajinikanth socked !!

KRK Funny Jokes – Bollywood Hindi Jokes

Baccha : Aapki age 42 saal hain?

KRK : Haan, tumhe kaise pata?

Baccha : Woh humare ghar ke pass ek ladka rehta hain,

Woh aadha chuttiya hain aur uski age 21 saal hain

Bollywood Funny Jokes In Hindi – Toilet Movie

Pappu apne doato se :

Akshay kumar ki nayi movie aa rahi hai …
Naam”Toilet”

Ab dosto ko kya kahe
“Chalo toilet dekhne chale??”
Aur FB par status kya likha jaye….
At Toilet With Girlfriend and Other 4 Friends ??…

Rajinikanth Ka Caller Tune – Alion hindi jokes

Pahli bar rajinikant ne apne mobile phone

Me caller tune larya, tabhi isse presan hokar

Ek alion ko dharti par aana pada.

Wo bola bhai ji aap apna caller tune hata lo

Kal mera exam hai aur mai iski wajah

Se padh nahi pa raha hu.

Rajinikant Aur Deepika – Ek Chutaki Hindi Jokes

Agar om santi om film me shahrukh khan

Ki jgah rajinikant hote to kya hota.

Deepika: Ek chutki sindur ki kimat tum kya

Jano rajinikant babu.

Rajinikant: o.00004373495 rupee per gram.

Rajinikant se panga bahut mehanga padega.

Kabristan Me Rajinikant – Do Bhut Hindi Jokes

Kali anderi drawani si raat me

Kabristan ke gat ke pas kale kapdo

Me lipte do bhut aapas me bate kar rahe the.

Pahla bhut dusre bhut se, tu dar mat yaar

Ye sab tere dimag ka waham hai ye rajinikant- wajinikant

Kuch nahi hota.

Rajinikanth Funny Jokes – Hindi Jokes

Pehali bar jab Alexander graham bell ne

Phone ka aaviskar kiya aur use bnakar chalu

Kiya to pata chala ki, pehale se hi rajinikanth

Ke 3 miss call aaye huye the.

Rajinikant Ki Dee's – Mithi Kheer Hindi Jokes

Rajinikant ne ek bar khana bnane ki

championship hissa liya.

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Beshak unko to jitna hi tha.

Unhone jitne ke liye dish bnai.!!!

Lal mirch ki mithi kheer………..!

Alia Bhatt Aur Rahul Gandhi – Funny Hindi Jokes

Ek din rahul gandhi aur aliya bhatt dno mile.

Rahul gandhi: Yar koi majedar baat bata na

Alia: Pata hai, mai jab choti thi to chhat se niche

Gir gai thi.

Rahul gandhi: Fir, tu bachi ya mar gai thi.

Alia: Mujhe kaise pata hoga,

Mai to choti thi na.

Dahej Ke Liye Taucher – Hindi Funny Jokes

Satyamev jayate………..

Ek aurat: Mere sasural wale mujhe

Dahej ke liye taucher karte hai.

Aamir khan: Kaise satate hai.

Aurat: we mujhe kursi se bandh kar

Ram gopal varma ki aag film dikhate hai.

Alia Bhatt Aur Rahul Gandhi – Funny Hindi Jokes

Ek din rahul gandhi aur aliya bhatt dno mile.

Rahul gandhi: Yar koi majedar baat bata na

Alia: Pata hai, mai jab choti thi to chhat se niche

Gir gai thi.

Rahul gandhi: Fir, tu bachi ya mar gai thi.

Alia: Mujhe kaise pata hoga,

Mai to choti thi na.

Shahrukh Public Tolet Me – Bollywood Hindi Jokes

Shahrukh khan public tolet se pura bhig

kar bahar nikla.

To uske dost ne pucha tu to tolet gaya tha to

Bhing kar kyo aaya.

Shahrukh khan: mai to tolet hi gaya tha

Tabhi ek aadmi bola, dekho……dekho..

Shahrukh aur sabhi meri traf ghum gaye.

Boyfriend Girlfriend – Bollywood Hindi Jokes

Boyfriend: Maine kal ek movie dekhi

Use dekh kar mujhe teri yad aagai………..

Girlfriend: Muje bhi tumhari yad aati hai

Waise kaun si movie thi.

Boyfriend: Ek thi dayan.

Alia bhatt sima goli bari – funny joke

Varun dhavan : Sima pe pakistan antankwadi goli bari kar rahe hai …

Halat bahut kharab hai !!!

Alia Bhatt : Mere khayal se Sima ko kuch din ghar se bahar nahi nikalna chahiye !!!

Alia bhatt and jin ka bacha – funny joke

Mele me announce kiya gya…

“Ek bacha mila hai …….jinka hai ……aake le jaye ”

Alia bhatt bhidh se chilate huye bahar nikli :

” Mujhe bhi dikhao… Mujhe bhi dikhao…

Jin ka bacha kaisa hota hai “

Bollywood wale gaon me – hindi funny joke

Ek ladki Bhagte hue apne maa ke gaii aur boli …

” Maa gaon me bollywood wale aaye hai “,

Maa : ” Ja ghar me chali ja unki niyat thik nahi hoti “,

Ladki : ” Maa Sakti kapoor bhi aaya hai “,

Maa : ” Beti fir to bakri ko bhi aandar le ja “

Bollywood chutiyapa of PK hindi funny joke

Bollywood me PK ka bada chutiapa ….

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Amir khan ne ek prostitute se bhasha sikha,

Aur
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Usse ye nahi pata condom kya hota hai ….

Alia v/s apple – funny joke

Varun : Tum khali pe me kitne apple kha sakti ho?
Alia : Mai 5 kha sakti hu….
Varun : Galat jabab…ek apple khane ke bad tumhara pet khali thodi pacha..
Alia : Wow mast joke hai ….Mai apne dost ko bataugi…..
Alia to deepika : Tum khali pe me kitne apple kha sakti ho?
Deepika : Mai 7 kha sakti hu….
Alia : Pagal.. 5 bolti to ek dam mast joke sunati ….

Alia bhatt and football funny joke

“Alia Bhatt varun dhavan ke sath football dekh rahi thi”
Alia Bhatt :  Ye Log sare ek hi ball ko kyu mar rahe hai ?
Varun Dhavan : Kyu ki inhe Goal karna hai !!!!
Alia Bhatt  : Ball to pehle hi to gol hai…
Ab aur kitna gol karna !!!!

Bollywood and pappu hindi funny joke

Pappu gusse me khar chor ke nikal gya,

Bhagta raha…

khub bhagta raha…

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3  –  4   Gante bad tha ke baith gya aur bola

” sala bollywood ke hero hi bhagte bhagte bade hi jate hai “

Bahubali kattapa hindi funny joke

Employee : Sir, mujh kuch dino ki chutti chahiye 1

Boss : Pahle mere ek sawal ka jabab do !!

Employee : Puchiye sir ,

Boss : Kattapa ne bahubali ko kyu mara ?

Employee : Mujhe lagta hai …Bahubali ne kattapa ko chutti nahi di hogi !!!!

Boss :

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Ek mahine ki chutti le lo…Aaram karo !!

Bollywood Funny Jokes – Salmal , John , Hritik

Salman Khan : Mai jab shirt utarta hu to ..

100 log jama ho jate hai….

John abraham : Mai jab shirt utarta hu to ..

1000 logo ki bhid lag jati hai…

Hritik Raushan : Mai jab shirt utarta hu to ….

5000 logo ki bhid lag jati hai…

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Sunny Leon : Mai kuch bolu ….

Gai bhais pani me – funny joke

Ek Moti ladki ko Heroien banana tha ….

o directer ke pass gai..

Directer : Thik hai…

Tum mere film me kam karogi…

Ladki : haan , Mujhe kya seen karna hoga !!

Directer : Tumhe dhire dhire pane me utarna hoga !!

Ladki : kyu ??

” Film ka nam kya hai ”

Directer : Gai bhaish pani me !!

Bollywood mujhe kaun bachayega funny joke

Director to Heroien:
Tumhe 4 Gunday pakdenge phir hero tumhe bachane aayega…
Heroien :hero kon hai movie me ?
Director :Imraan Hashmi !!
Heroien :To usse mujhe
tera baap bachayega kya ?