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Pappu Ke Chutkule Pappu Funny Hindi Jokes

Pappu apne dost se: Ek baat hamesa yad rakhna,
Duniya me kuch mile ya na mile,do chij hau se lena.
Dost: Kya..
Pappu: Pahela samose ke sath extra chatni
Aur dusra golgappe ka pani.

Idiot Friend Funny Jokes And Hindi SMS

Subah Naha do kar..Ache se tayar hoke..
Bhagwan ke samne khade hoke..
Aankhe band karke… Hath Jod ke bolna..
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Hey Prabhu Jab aap aakal bat rahe the …toh mai kaha tha !!!

Boys Hostel Funny Jokes & Friends Chutkule

Boys Hostel me ek ladka bola apne friend se :
“Yar Dhokha ho gya”
Friend : Ky dhokha ho gya ????
Ladka : Ghar walo se books ke paise magaye the…
Ghar walo ne Books hi bhej diye !!!!

Insulting SMS For Friends Hindi & Funny Jokes

Agar aap ko apna dimag ki jach karni ho to ye kare..
Ek gaye ke samne jake khade ho jaye..
Agar gaye aap ke paas aati hai to
aap ke dimag me bhusha bhara hai…
Aur aap ke paas nahi aati to aap ka dimag khali hai…

Irritating Message For Friends Inbox Jokes

Kisi ko bhi mera ye SMS pasand na aaye to
usse ye pura hak hai ki
wo apna mobile paas ke diwal pe mar sakta hai..
Aap ki khushi se badh kar kuch bhi nah hai
Thank You

College Friend Funny Jokes & Hindi Chutkile

College me 2 friend ek seminar me baithe the..
1st Friend :  Yar Lacture itna borning hai ki
mera tasrif so gya hai..
2nd Friend  : Ha pata hai … tere tesrif ki kharate ki aawaj 2 bar sunni maine

Wife Se Pareshan Husband Funny Jokes In Hindi

Husband : Yaar, Mai koi bhi kam karta hu
to meri wife bhich me aajti hai..
Friend : Yar…
Tu texi chalane ka kam karke dekh
sayad kismat sath de de…
“Try your best luck”

Harami Friend Funny Jokes And Hindi Chutkule

Jhutha tha wo dost jo kahta tha..
Jan bhi de dunga..
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Aaj wo apni biwi ko jan bolta hai….
Aur mango to galiya deta hai !!!!

Harami Dost Funny Jokes And Hindi Chutkule

Aaj mai ek friend ko 3 bar call kiyo..

Par ek bar bhi na uthaiyo..
Fir maine usse message kiyo..
“Wo tera number mang rahi thi”
Fir usne mujhe 30 bar call kiyo..
Ab mai nahi utha raiyo…

Santa And Teacher Funny jokes And Chutkule

Santa Aur Banta dono bhai ek hi class me padhte hai.
Teacher : Santa Banta tum dono ne apne papa ke nam
alag alag kyu likha hai..
Santa : Madam, Agar ek hi likhte to aap bolti ki
Humne cheating Ki hai

Dost Funny Hindi Jokes , SMS And Chutkule

Pappu ka dost pappu ke ghar khana kha raha tha
Dost: Yaar tumhara kutta mujhe kaafi der se ghoor raha hai
Pappu : Jaldi se khana kha lo, warna kaat bhi lega…..
kyunki tum khana usi ke bartan mein kha rahe ho

Dost Dosti Funny Hindi Jokes And Chutkule

3 dost train ke piche bhaag rahe the….
2 Dost train me chhadh gaya par ek rah gya
To train me baithe logo ne kaha ,
“”WELL DONE””
Ek Dost Bola : khaak welldone
Jana to usse tha, Hum to chhodne aaya tha

Kamine Dost Funny Jokes – Dost Ki Girlfriend

Pappu ek dost se : Yaar mere ek kameene dost ne
Chupke se meri girlfriend ka number mere mobile se chura liya
Dost : Phir kya hua mere bhai ???
Pappu : Hona kya tha,
Kameena subha se aoni hi behan ko romantic messages bhej raha hai

Best Sardar Jokes In Hindi – Sarak Pe Ladhai

Ek aadmi apni purani maruti se jaa raha tha….ki ek BMW ko jara si kharoch lag gayi
BMW mein se 4 lambe-lambe sardar nikale aur us aadmi ki pitaai ki nobat aa gayi
Tabhi us admi ne kaha ki aap 4 hai aur main akela, yeh to na-insaafi hai
Un 4 sardaro me jo sabse bada tha, woh bola,Ranjit aur Manjit tum is aadmi ki taraf ho jao
Aadmi bola, “par hum to 3 hai aur aap 2”
To unme se Ranjit bola:
Koi baat nahi paaji tum ghar jao, in dono se hum nipat lenge

Pappu Funny Hindi Jokes – Pappu Ki Shadi

Pappu apne dost se: Yar kal meri shadi hai
Aur ladki walo ne kam logo ko bulaya hai.
Dost: To isme kya presani hai.
Pappu: Pata nahi papa mujhe le jayege ya nahi.

Jokes For Biwi In Hindi – Biwi Khone Ki Kushi

Santa (postmaster se) : Sir, meri biwi kahi kho gayi hain,
Postmaster : Bhai yeh post office hain,
Jaakar thaane mein report darj karao
Santa : Kya karu sir, khushi ke maare kuch samajh nahi aa raha

Teacher Student Ke Chutkule – Hindi Joke

Teacher class me santa se sawal puchta hai.
Teacher: Agar samunder me nimbu ka pedh ho to tum nimbu kaise todoge.
Santa: Mai chidiya bankar todh lungaa.
Teacher: Tujhe chidiya kya tera baap banayega.
Santa: To samundar me pedh aapka baap lagayega.

Pappu All Hindi Jokes – Pappu Nashe Me Dhut

Pappu aur uska dost sharab ke nashe me dhut hokar
Rail ki patriyon ke bicho-bich jaa rahe the…..
Pappu : hey bhagwan, maine itni sidhiyaan pehli kabhi nahi chadhi
Uska dost : Arey sidhiyaan to thik hain,
Main to is baat ko lekar hairaan hu ki haath se pakdne ke liye railing kitne niche lagi hui hain

Ek Matchar Bahut Paresan – Matchar Hindi Jokes

Ek matchar bahut paresan sa baitha tha.
Tabhi ek dusra matchar, kya hua
Bhai itne paresan kyu hai.
Pehala matchar: Yar bahut ajib bat hai
Chuhe dani me chuha
Masale dani me masale
Lekin matchar dani me aadmi so raha hai.

Suicide Funny Jokes In Hindi Chutkule

Pappu pepsi ki botal samne rakh kar udash baitha tha
Tabhi uske dost aaye pepsi pigya, aur bole tu
Usash kyo baitha hai.
Pappu: Are yar, aaj ka din hi khrab hai.
Subah meri girlfriend se breakup ho gya
Raste me meri bike khrab ho gayi
Office der se pahuncha to boss ne naukri se nikal diya
Aur ab suiside krne ke liye pepsi me zahar milaya,
To wo bhi tum log pi gaye………