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Baap Beta Naughty Funny Jokes Circus Ki Ladki
Beta : Chalo papa circus dekane chale hai …
Papa : Nahi beta … mai bahut busy hu..
Beta : Papa usme ek ladki bina kapro ki sawari karti hai…
Papa : Bahut jiddi ho gya hai tu..
Har bat jid karke mawa leta hai..
Chalo bahut din ho gaye sher dekhe huwe..
Papa : Nahi beta … mai bahut busy hu..
Beta : Papa usme ek ladki bina kapro ki sawari karti hai…
Papa : Bahut jiddi ho gya hai tu..
Har bat jid karke mawa leta hai..
Chalo bahut din ho gaye sher dekhe huwe..
Pati Patni Bhoot Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule
Pati se pucha gaya sawal :
“Agar aap ki patni ko bhoot pakadh le
to aap kya karenge”
Pati : Mai kya karu…
Galti Bhoot ki hai… khud bhukte…
“Agar aap ki patni ko bhoot pakadh le
to aap kya karenge”
Pati : Mai kya karu…
Galti Bhoot ki hai… khud bhukte…
Nirmal Baba Funny Jokes Pati Patni Chutkule
Patni : Mai ghar chor ke ja rahi hu..
Pati : Thik hai ,, mai nirmal baba ke paas ja raha hu..
Patni : Kyu mujhe wapash pane ki duwa mangane ,,,,
Pati : Nahi …unhe batana hai … kripa aane lagi hai..
Pati : Thik hai ,, mai nirmal baba ke paas ja raha hu..
Patni : Kyu mujhe wapash pane ki duwa mangane ,,,,
Pati : Nahi …unhe batana hai … kripa aane lagi hai..
Jail Kaidi Funny Jokes Chor Police Chutkule
Ek Jail me 2 Kaidi ek sath jail pahuche ..
Pahla kaidi : Tujhe kitane saal ki saja mili hai…
Mujhe to 14 saal ki hue hai jail..
Dusara kaidi : 12 saal ki..
Pahla Kaidi : Thik hai tu mere se pahle nikale ga..
to darwaje ke paas wali jagah tu le le..
Pahla kaidi : Tujhe kitane saal ki saja mili hai…
Mujhe to 14 saal ki hue hai jail..
Dusara kaidi : 12 saal ki..
Pahla Kaidi : Thik hai tu mere se pahle nikale ga..
to darwaje ke paas wali jagah tu le le..
Funny Shayari On Exam Funny Jokes Chutkule
Araz kiya hai..
Ye exam ka rista bhi ajib hota hai..
Ye exam ka rista bhi ajib hota hai….
..
Rah jate hai sawal nazaro se dur…
Fir nazar aate haiu wahi sawal question paper me…
Ye exam ka rista bhi ajib hota hai..
Ye exam ka rista bhi ajib hota hai….
..
Rah jate hai sawal nazaro se dur…
Fir nazar aate haiu wahi sawal question paper me…
Teacher Student Insult Funny Jokes Chutkule
Teacher : Batao “Monkey” ko hindi me kya bolte hai …
Student : “Bandar” …
Teacher : Books se dekh ke bola na …
Student : Nahi Sir .. Maine to aap ko dekh ke bola…
Student : “Bandar” …
Teacher : Books se dekh ke bola na …
Student : Nahi Sir .. Maine to aap ko dekh ke bola…
Bevafa Girlfriend Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule
Ladki : Bhaiya koi Valentine card hai jisme likha ho
“tum hi mere pehle aur akhiri pyar ho”
Dukaanwala : Haan, hai
Ladki : Acha to jaldi se 10 de do
“tum hi mere pehle aur akhiri pyar ho”
Dukaanwala : Haan, hai
Ladki : Acha to jaldi se 10 de do
Funny Bhikhari Boyfriend Girlfriend Jokes
Bhikaari santa se : sahab 10 rupee de do, chai peeni hai
Santa : Chai to sirf 5 ki aati hai
Bhikaari : Girlfriend bhi piyegi
Santa : Bhikaari ne bhi gf bana li
Bhikaari : Nahi sahab, girlfriend ne bhikaari bana diya
Santa : Chai to sirf 5 ki aati hai
Bhikaari : Girlfriend bhi piyegi
Santa : Bhikaari ne bhi gf bana li
Bhikaari : Nahi sahab, girlfriend ne bhikaari bana diya
Funny Train Pessenger Jokes In Hindi Chutkule
Ek baar pappu train me safar kar raha tha
Train mein bahut bheed hone ke kaaran
pappu ek ganje aadmi ke godh me baith gaya…
Aadmi jhunjla kar bola : “Ha Ha, mere sir par aa kar baith jaa ”
Pappu : Nahi, uncle main yahi thik hu, waha se fisalne ka dar hai
Train mein bahut bheed hone ke kaaran
pappu ek ganje aadmi ke godh me baith gaya…
Aadmi jhunjla kar bola : “Ha Ha, mere sir par aa kar baith jaa ”
Pappu : Nahi, uncle main yahi thik hu, waha se fisalne ka dar hai
Bevafa Girlfriend Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule
Ladki : Bhaiya koi Valentine card hai jisme likha ho
“tum hi mere pehle aur akhiri pyar ho”
Dukaanwala : Haan, hai
Ladki : Acha to jaldi se 10 de do
“tum hi mere pehle aur akhiri pyar ho”
Dukaanwala : Haan, hai
Ladki : Acha to jaldi se 10 de do
Funny Bhikhari Boyfriend Girlfriend Jokes
Bhikaari santa se : sahab 10 rupee de do, chai peeni hai
Santa : Chai to sirf 5 ki aati hai
Bhikaari : Girlfriend bhi piyegi
Santa : Bhikaari ne bhi gf bana li
Bhikaari : Nahi sahab, girlfriend ne bhikaari bana diya
Santa : Chai to sirf 5 ki aati hai
Bhikaari : Girlfriend bhi piyegi
Santa : Bhikaari ne bhi gf bana li
Bhikaari : Nahi sahab, girlfriend ne bhikaari bana diya
Funny Train Pessenger Jokes In Hindi Chutkule
Ek baar pappu train me safar kar raha tha
Train mein bahut bheed hone ke kaaran
pappu ek ganje aadmi ke godh me baith gaya…
Aadmi jhunjla kar bola : “Ha Ha, mere sir par aa kar baith jaa ”
Pappu : Nahi, uncle main yahi thik hu, waha se fisalne ka dar hai
Train mein bahut bheed hone ke kaaran
pappu ek ganje aadmi ke godh me baith gaya…
Aadmi jhunjla kar bola : “Ha Ha, mere sir par aa kar baith jaa ”
Pappu : Nahi, uncle main yahi thik hu, waha se fisalne ka dar hai
Maa Beta Aur Bahu Funny Jokes And Chutkule
Maa : Beta kya kar rahe ho??
Beta : Padh raha hu….
Maa : Excellent…kya padh rahe ho???
Beta : Aapki hone wali bahu ke messages
Beta : Padh raha hu….
Maa : Excellent…kya padh rahe ho???
Beta : Aapki hone wali bahu ke messages
Whats App Admin Funny jokes Hindi Chutkule
Ekk subah Admin ne socha ki kuch tufani karte hai..
To bas sakal utha aur chal diya petrol bharane..
Isme Hasne walo kaun si bat hai bhai..
Admin sahab pane sath bottle bhi le gaye the…
Har bat pe admin ki khilli udheto ho..
To bas sakal utha aur chal diya petrol bharane..
Isme Hasne walo kaun si bat hai bhai..
Admin sahab pane sath bottle bhi le gaye the…
Har bat pe admin ki khilli udheto ho..
Facebook Group Admin Funny Jokes Chutkule
Admin Ki Jabardat Insult..
Maa : Ja bazar se sabji le aa ..
Admin : Had ho gai… ab admin sabji lene jayega..
Maa : Ja raha hai ya warna …
Chappal se facebook ka bhoot uthar du..
aur jhadu se whats app ki chudhail..
Admin : Jaa to raha hu … mai to puch raha hu .. thaila kaha hai..
Maa : Ja bazar se sabji le aa ..
Admin : Had ho gai… ab admin sabji lene jayega..
Maa : Ja raha hai ya warna …
Chappal se facebook ka bhoot uthar du..
aur jhadu se whats app ki chudhail..
Admin : Jaa to raha hu … mai to puch raha hu .. thaila kaha hai..
Admin Funny Insult Jokes What's App Group
Teri khamoshi ko hum na samjh sake
hee admin…
Wo to bhabhi ne group me bata diya ki..
tujhe jhadu padhi hai aaj ghar me..
hee admin…
Wo to bhabhi ne group me bata diya ki..
tujhe jhadu padhi hai aaj ghar me..
Admin Ultimate Bejati Funny Jokes Chutkule
Hamare admin 12th class ki 3rd division ki
marksheet lautane ja rahe the…
Tabhi kisi me bataya samman lauthaya lata hai..
Apman nahi…
marksheet lautane ja rahe the…
Tabhi kisi me bataya samman lauthaya lata hai..
Apman nahi…
Group Admin Funny Jokes Funny Chutkule
Bhoot ka beta haste huwe bhoot se bola..
Papa hum kitne darawane hai na…
Bhoot : Kabhi ghamant nahi karte beta..
tune kabhi admin ko dekha hai…
Papa hum kitne darawane hai na…
Bhoot : Kabhi ghamant nahi karte beta..
tune kabhi admin ko dekha hai…
Santa Banta Shadi Funny Hindi Jokes Chutkule
Santa banta se bolta hai :
Suna hai teri shadi tay ho gai hai..
wo bhi ek bahut choti height wali ladki se..
Banta : Han yar mushibat jitni choti hai utna thik…
Suna hai teri shadi tay ho gai hai..
wo bhi ek bahut choti height wali ladki se..
Banta : Han yar mushibat jitni choti hai utna thik…
Judge Aur Chor Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule
Judge (Chor se) : Tumhe kyun jail me dala gaya hai???
Chor (judge se) : Jaldi shopping karne ke liye
Judge : Acha, yeh to koi apraadh nahi hai,
lekin tumne shopping jaldi kaise karli..??
Chor : Dukaan khulne se pehle….
Chor (judge se) : Jaldi shopping karne ke liye
Judge : Acha, yeh to koi apraadh nahi hai,
lekin tumne shopping jaldi kaise karli..??
Chor : Dukaan khulne se pehle….
Most Funny Pati Patni Jokes And Chutkule
Santa : Raj par jo musibat aayi hai….
uske baare mein tumne suna kya???
Banta : Nahi to ki hoya??
Santa : Arey meri biwi uske sath bhaag gayi hai
uske baare mein tumne suna kya???
Banta : Nahi to ki hoya??
Santa : Arey meri biwi uske sath bhaag gayi hai
Group Admin Funny Jokes And Hindi Chutkule
Ek bhaish mobile nigal gai,,,
Aur jab ringtone bajati to bhaish mobile tufan macha deti..
Sabhi pareshan ho gye..
Tabhi hamre Group Admin ne idea diya ki..
Admin : Agar bhaish ko rokana ho to
Bhaish ko cover chetra se bahar le ke jaya jay..
.
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Ab bhala aaisehe thodhi wo hamare admin ban agaye hai
Aur jab ringtone bajati to bhaish mobile tufan macha deti..
Sabhi pareshan ho gye..
Tabhi hamre Group Admin ne idea diya ki..
Admin : Agar bhaish ko rokana ho to
Bhaish ko cover chetra se bahar le ke jaya jay..
.
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Ab bhala aaisehe thodhi wo hamare admin ban agaye hai
Pappu Mummy Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkila
Pappu purani album dekh raha tha..
Pappu (Mummy se) :
Mummy ye aap ke sath handsome sa aadami kaun hai..
Mummy : Ye tumhare papa hai ..
Pappu : To phir hum iss takale ke sath kyu rah rahe hai..
Pappu (Mummy se) :
Mummy ye aap ke sath handsome sa aadami kaun hai..
Mummy : Ye tumhare papa hai ..
Pappu : To phir hum iss takale ke sath kyu rah rahe hai..
News Channel Funny Jokes Aaj Tak Chutkule
Santa Bahut der se ghar me kuch dhundh raha tha..
Patni : Kya dhundh rahe ho..
Santa : Hidden camera dhundh raha hu…Kaha ho sakta hai..
Patni : Aap ko kyu lagta hai ki humare kamre me hidden camera hai…
Santa : Fir ye “Aaj Tak” wale ko kaise pata chala ki hum unka channel dekh rahe hai
Patni : Kya dhundh rahe ho..
Santa : Hidden camera dhundh raha hu…Kaha ho sakta hai..
Patni : Aap ko kyu lagta hai ki humare kamre me hidden camera hai…
Santa : Fir ye “Aaj Tak” wale ko kaise pata chala ki hum unka channel dekh rahe hai
Pati Patni Facebook What's App Funny Jokes
Pati pura din facebook aur whats app me laga rahta tha..
Patni : Mai to tang aagai hu aap se..
Ab aap jitna time facebook whats app ko doge
Mai utna time Flipkart , Amazone aur Minta ko dungii
Patni : Mai to tang aagai hu aap se..
Ab aap jitna time facebook whats app ko doge
Mai utna time Flipkart , Amazone aur Minta ko dungii
Papa Mummy Aur Beta Funny Family Jokes
Santa ka Ladka rota huwa sidhi se niche aaya..
Mummy : Kya huwa beta kyu ro rahe ho..
Ladka : Papa diwal me kil thok rahe tho to unke sir me laga..
Mummy : Aweee.. isme rote thodhi hai..
Chalo ab hash ke dikhao..
Ladka : Uper bhi maine yahi kiya tha…
Mummy : Kya huwa beta kyu ro rahe ho..
Ladka : Papa diwal me kil thok rahe tho to unke sir me laga..
Mummy : Aweee.. isme rote thodhi hai..
Chalo ab hash ke dikhao..
Ladka : Uper bhi maine yahi kiya tha…
Billi ( Cat ) Funny Hindi Jokes And Chutkule
Santa sardi me apni billi ko thandhe pani se nahla raha tha..
Banta : Thande pani se mat nahla mar jayegi..
(Jab Banta ghar wapis aaya to billi mar gai thi)
Banta : Maine bola tha na billi mar jayegi,,,
Santa : Aree yar billi nahalane se nahi mari..
balki nahlane ke bad nichorne se mar gai…
Banta : Thande pani se mat nahla mar jayegi..
(Jab Banta ghar wapis aaya to billi mar gai thi)
Banta : Maine bola tha na billi mar jayegi,,,
Santa : Aree yar billi nahalane se nahi mari..
balki nahlane ke bad nichorne se mar gai…
Dusari Shadi Funny Hindi Jokes And Chutkule
Santa : Yar mera ek dost dusri bar shadi kar raha hai..
Banta : Kyu uska divose ho gya hai kya..
Santa : Nahi toh ..
Banta : Fir ….
Santa : Uski pahli shadi ke pic pe facebook pe kam likes mile the isiliye..
Banta : Kyu uska divose ho gya hai kya..
Santa : Nahi toh ..
Banta : Fir ….
Santa : Uski pahli shadi ke pic pe facebook pe kam likes mile the isiliye..
Santa Banta Shadi Funny Hindi Jokes Chutkule
Santa banta se bolta hai :
Suna hai teri shadi tay ho gai hai..
wo bhi ek bahut choti height wali ladki se..
Banta : Han yar mushibat jitni choti hai utna thik…
Suna hai teri shadi tay ho gai hai..
wo bhi ek bahut choti height wali ladki se..
Banta : Han yar mushibat jitni choti hai utna thik…
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