Friend Funny Hindi Jokes

Friend Funny Hindi Jokes chutkule 140 word funny sms facebook whatsapp new sms message free download best top funny chutkule comedy short

Pappu Ke Chutkule Pappu Funny Hindi Jokes

Pappu apne dost se: Ek baat hamesa yad rakhna,
Duniya me kuch mile ya na mile,do chij hau se lena.
Dost: Kya..
Pappu: Pahela samose ke sath extra chatni
Aur dusra golgappe ka pani.

Idiot Friend Funny Jokes And Hindi SMS

Subah Naha do kar..Ache se tayar hoke..
Bhagwan ke samne khade hoke..
Aankhe band karke… Hath Jod ke bolna..
.
.
Hey Prabhu Jab aap aakal bat rahe the …toh mai kaha tha !!!

Boys Hostel Funny Jokes & Friends Chutkule

Boys Hostel me ek ladka bola apne friend se :
“Yar Dhokha ho gya”
Friend : Ky dhokha ho gya ????
Ladka : Ghar walo se books ke paise magaye the…
Ghar walo ne Books hi bhej diye !!!!

Insulting SMS For Friends Hindi & Funny Jokes

Agar aap ko apna dimag ki jach karni ho to ye kare..
Ek gaye ke samne jake khade ho jaye..
Agar gaye aap ke paas aati hai to
aap ke dimag me bhusha bhara hai…
Aur aap ke paas nahi aati to aap ka dimag khali hai…

Irritating Message For Friends Inbox Jokes

Kisi ko bhi mera ye SMS pasand na aaye to
usse ye pura hak hai ki
wo apna mobile paas ke diwal pe mar sakta hai..
Aap ki khushi se badh kar kuch bhi nah hai
Thank You

College Friend Funny Jokes & Hindi Chutkile

College me 2 friend ek seminar me baithe the..
1st Friend :  Yar Lacture itna borning hai ki
mera tasrif so gya hai..
2nd Friend  : Ha pata hai … tere tesrif ki kharate ki aawaj 2 bar sunni maine

Santa Aur Uska Dost Funny Jokes & Chutkule

Santa ko uske dost ne apne ghar 8 baje khane par bulaya,
samay par jab santa doat ke ghar pahuncha to dekha darwaze par taala laga hua hai aur…..
ek kaagaz chipka hua tha jispar likha tha : Maine tumhe bevkuf banaya
Santa ne foran hoshiyaari dikhate hue us line ke niche likha :
Main to aaya hi nahi tha

Exam Hall Funny Jokes In Hindi

Santa- Banta se
Bhai khud par sab se jyada garv jab hua….
Jab exam hall mein kuch nahi aa raha tha
aur piche se madam ne kaha tha…
.
.
Sidhe baith piche wala dekh raha hai…
Kasam se seena chhoda ho gaya

Wife Se Pareshan Husband Funny Jokes In Hindi

Husband : Yaar, Mai koi bhi kam karta hu
to meri wife bhich me aajti hai..
Friend : Yar…
Tu texi chalane ka kam karke dekh
sayad kismat sath de de…
“Try your best luck”

Harami Dost Funny Jokes And Hindi Chutkule

Aaj mai ek friend ko 3 bar call kiyo..

Par ek bar bhi na uthaiyo..
Fir maine usse message kiyo..
“Wo tera number mang rahi thi”
Fir usne mujhe 30 bar call kiyo..
Ab mai nahi utha raiyo…

Dost Funny Hindi Jokes , SMS And Chutkule

Pappu ka dost pappu ke ghar khana kha raha tha
Dost: Yaar tumhara kutta mujhe kaafi der se ghoor raha hai
Pappu : Jaldi se khana kha lo, warna kaat bhi lega…..
kyunki tum khana usi ke bartan mein kha rahe ho

Dost Dosti Funny Hindi Jokes And Chutkule

3 dost train ke piche bhaag rahe the….
2 Dost train me chhadh gaya par ek rah gya
To train me baithe logo ne kaha ,
“”WELL DONE””
Ek Dost Bola : khaak welldone
Jana to usse tha, Hum to chhodne aaya tha

Kamine Dost Funny Jokes – Dost Ki Girlfriend

Pappu ek dost se : Yaar mere ek kameene dost ne
Chupke se meri girlfriend ka number mere mobile se chura liya
Dost : Phir kya hua mere bhai ???
Pappu : Hona kya tha,
Kameena subha se aoni hi behan ko romantic messages bhej raha hai

Engineering Student Jokes – Teacher Se Huwa Pyar

Engineering Boy : Kitna mushkil hai teacher se pyaar karna
Friend : kyun?
Engineering Boy: 10 page ka love letter bheja tha …
Pagli ne assignment samajh ke sign kar ke wapis kar diya

Pappu Funny Hindi Jokes – Pappu Ki Shadi

Pappu apne dost se: Yar kal meri shadi hai
Aur ladki walo ne kam logo ko bulaya hai.
Dost: To isme kya presani hai.
Pappu: Pata nahi papa mujhe le jayege ya nahi.

Pappu All Hindi Jokes – Pappu Nashe Me Dhut

Pappu aur uska dost sharab ke nashe me dhut hokar
Rail ki patriyon ke bicho-bich jaa rahe the…..
Pappu : hey bhagwan, maine itni sidhiyaan pehli kabhi nahi chadhi
Uska dost : Arey sidhiyaan to thik hain,
Main to is baat ko lekar hairaan hu ki haath se pakdne ke liye railing kitne niche lagi hui hain

Suicide Funny Jokes In Hindi Chutkule

Pappu pepsi ki botal samne rakh kar udash baitha tha
Tabhi uske dost aaye pepsi pigya, aur bole tu
Usash kyo baitha hai.
Pappu: Are yar, aaj ka din hi khrab hai.
Subah meri girlfriend se breakup ho gya
Raste me meri bike khrab ho gayi
Office der se pahuncha to boss ne naukri se nikal diya
Aur ab suiside krne ke liye pepsi me zahar milaya,
To wo bhi tum log pi gaye……….

Taxi Me 3 Sharabi – Sharabi Dost Hindi Jokes

Daru ke nashe me 3 piyakkado ne
Ek taxi roki aur bole, bhai chal.
Taxi wale ne taxi start ki aur band kar di
Aur bala lo sahab phuch gaya…..
Pahle sharabi ne use paise de diye,
Dusre sharabi ne thankyou bola,
Tisre sharabi ne khich kar do thapar mare
Aur bola aram se chlaya kar aaj to marwa
Diya hota tun to…………….

Pappu Ki Girlfriend Funny Hindi Jokes Chutkule

Do dost aapas me bat kar rahe the.
Galu: Itne der tak tu kaha tha.
Pappu: Mai apni girlfriend se milne gya tha
Golu: Kiss liye.
Pappu: Ha yar, 6 – 7 kiss to lehi liye.

Bajar Funny jokes Market Hindi Jokes Chutkule

Santa: Aaj mai sabji wale se 5 rupee me 3 tmatar le aaya
Banta: Wo kaise
Santa: Ek tmatar usne diya ,ek maine utha liya
Aur ek usne fek kar mara.

adi Funny Jokes Grand Mother Hindi Chutkule

Chintu: Dadi kya aap te… bol sakti ho
Dadi: Te…
Chintu: Dadi ek bar fir bol kar dikhao
Dadi: Te… le bol diya
Chintu: Dadi ek bar niche jakar mummy ko te… bolna
Dadi: Wo kyo re
Chintu: mummy niche apni saheliyo se bol rahi hai pata nahi budhiya kab te… bolegi

Black Man Funny Jokes Kala Adami Chutkule

Marne ke bad ek kala aadmi swarg gya
Pari: Aap kaun ho…
Aadmi: Kala aadmi (impress krne ke liye) bola mai “TITANIC” ka hero hu
Pari: “TITANIC” dubi thi jali nahi thi kale kauwe

Bank And Customer Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Raju: Apne paise bank me jma karne gya
Banker: Tumhare sare note nakli hai
Raju: Tumhe kya karna hai , jma to mere ‘account’ me karne hai.

Funny Birds Hindi Jokes Tota Toti Chutkule

Ek pinjre me ek toti ko kuch tote chher rahe the
Jabki dusre pinjre me ek tota namaj padh reha tha to dusra tota pooja kar raha tha
Unke malik ne socha: Kitne sarif tote hai, toti yha ‘safe’ rahegi usne toti ko utha kar sarif toto ke pinjre me dal diya
Pooja karne wale tote ne namaj padne wale tote se kaha
Aajao bhai-jan hamai duaa kabul ho gai

Ladki Aur Pappu Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Pappu: Apni class ki ek ladki se I Love You bol deta hai
Ladki Pappu Se: Mai abhi jaakar sir se bolti hu
Pappu: Sir se mat bol pagli, Unki to sadi ho gai hai.

Pappu Ki Class – Funny Hindi Joke

Pappu aur uska dost park me khel rahe the
Tabhi pappu ke dost ko ek messageaata hai
Dost : Yar , Teacher ka message hai,
Extra class ke liya bulaya hai..
Pappu : ab kya kare ..
Dost : Mujhe kya pata ..
Pappu :Acha ek kam kar ..
“Message not send” likh ke reply kar de

Hindi funny joke monu chala marne

Monu : Yeh chaaku kyon ubal raha hai tu?
Sonu : Atam hatya karne ke liye….
Monu : To ubalne ki kya zarurat hai ?
Sonu: Kahin tetanus na ho jaaye

hindi funny joke – Vafadar kutta

Pappu : Mein aapna kutta bechna chahta hu !
Monu : ye vafadar hai kya?
Pappu : Ha ! Mai ese pahele bhi 5 bar bech chuka hu. Ye vafadar itna hai ki har bar mere pas hi wapis bhag aata hai.

Hindi funny joke – Dost ki girlfriend

Hashi ke liye gam kurban,
Khushi ke liye aanshu kurban,
Dost ke liye to jaan kurbar,
aur
Agar Dost ki jan mil jaye to ,
Sala Dost kurban

funny joke – Exam me fail hone pe

Agar koi bacha exam me fail ho jaye to,
Maa tin word bolti hai :
” Aur ghum le !!”
.
.
Papa bhi tin word bolte hai :
” Sarm nahi aati ”
.
.
Dost bhi tin word bolte hai,
par dil jit lete hai,
.
.
.
.
” aree tu bhi !!”