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The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.
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Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.
Every day is beautiful if you choose to see it.
Flirting is a crime bcoz it turns into love without you knowing it.
You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it.
Don’t wait for last judgment. It happened every day.
Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :’).
Relationships are a lot like Algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
I am only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.
I love my job…when I am on my vacations.
People say, you can’t live without love…I think oxygen is more important.
My heart is just stolen…can I check your bra…….
My version of Black Friday is deleting all the people in my phone who sent me a ‘mass Thanksgiving text.’
Everybody knows how to love, but few people know how to stay in love with one person forever.
I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.
I wish exams came with a 50/50 option.
Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.
I am Neither Batman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my girl..!
Save water drink beer.
If you just help enough other people get what they need, you will get everything you need.
The ones who say “you can’t” and “you won’t” are probably the ones scared that “you will”.
If you are afraid of life, you are scared to live.
I hates studying for exams, Is there an APP for that..?
When you drop your phone, your heart hits the ground before your phone does.
The past beats inside me like a second heart.
Saying someone is ugly doesn’t make you any prettier.
Keep calm and survive summer
It’s better to be alone than to be with bad company.
The task ahead of us is never as great as the power behind us.
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