best whatsapp status ever
today i am sharing best whatsapp status ever with you guys, hope you like this post
Work hard.Dream big
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Whether it’s the best of times or the worst of times, it’s the only time we’ve got.
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Happiness is not the absence of problems.It’s the ability to deal with them.
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Problem’s are not stop signs..They’re guidelines.
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I'm not short, I am just concentrated awesome!
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You can stay in my heart without paying single penny.
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If you don't care stop talking about it.
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God was showing off when He created you.
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Girl, you better have a license, coz you are driving me crazy!
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Never apologize for being you.
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Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain!
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I`m jealous of my parents, i`ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
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Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.
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The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.
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People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.
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When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.
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The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.
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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
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I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.
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I’m a good boy with bad habits: P
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Flip a coin... If head comes, I am yours, if tail comes then you are mine. :)
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Don't worry. God is always on time.
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She loves me or not but I love her a lot.
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Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are already taken.
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Warning, do you think its right time to talk to me?
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Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to monday????
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I like to take road less travelled…..helps me to avoid traffic.
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Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains
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I can see you checking my whatsapp status.
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God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me.
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I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
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Second chances are for losers….either we do it in first place or live it for others.
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I wish I could loose weight as easy as I lose my pens,keys,smartphone,my temper and even my mind.
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fun is like life insurance.The older you get..the more it cost’s.
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I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by selling my car.
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My week is basically …Monday–>Monday#2–>Monday#3–>Monday#4–>Friday–>Saturday–>pre-Monday
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If my love for you is a crime, I want to be the most wanted criminal.
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I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
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Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
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I can handle pain until it hurts.
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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.
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Gravity always gets me down. :)
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I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
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I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
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I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
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When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.
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The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
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One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.
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I’ve been too fucking busy and vice versa.
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Life is too short. Dont waste it removing pen drive safely.
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I wish i could trade my heart for another liver …..so that i can drink more and care less
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Intelligence is like underwear. It’s important that you have it but there’s no need to show it off.
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I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
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Coins Always Make Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent! ?that’s why i’m always Calm & Silent
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Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life :P
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A rolling stone gathers no moss… But if I stop the stone then it still takes a long time for the moss to grow.
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Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.
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I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday.
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Money can’t buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.
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I'm not single, I'm just romantically challenged.
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The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
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The annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you’re watching.
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Remember, there are two words in life that will open a lot of doors fo
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I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out!!!
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If Sunny Leone marries Sunny Deol, she will also become Sunny Deol
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Dear LOL and Hamm, Thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.
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Dear Sleep! I Know We Had Problems When I Was Younger! But NOW I Lubbb you:
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Our generation doesn't ring the doorbell...we text or call to say we're outside... ;)
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we live in WTF generation - Wikipedia, twitter, facebook
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I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.
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I follow the quote, "Always be true to yourself" because I only lie to others...
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If "Da Vinci Code" has been written by Punjabi author then its name would be "Vinci Da Code"!
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Dear mom and dad, when I lie to you, it's for your own good.
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Excuse me! Ye lijiye aapki soch. Mujhe giri hui mili thi.
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Every time I drink I get awesome :-)
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When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always!
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What do girls want? EVERYTHING!!!
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Money can't buy LOVE but can buy WOMAN to make LOVE
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Behind every successful man... There is a confused woman.
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You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on.
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I’m listening. It just takes me a minute to process so much stupidity all at once!!
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Don’t talk out loud, you lower the IQ of the whole street’
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I’ll try being nicer if you start being smarter.
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I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
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Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
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I meditate for 20 min every morning …..It helps reduce stress of being 20 min late for everything
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Better the vacuum cleaner the better it sucks!!
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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work
station..
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I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
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Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.
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I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition.
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”Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude.
My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”
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When you feel insulted I’m just describing you.
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Xcuse me..I found something under my shoes. .ohh its your Attitude.
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Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.
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I’m cool but global warming made me hot
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When i am good i am best , when i am bad i am worst.
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What comes easy won’t last long, and what lasts long won’t come easy.
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The trouble with trouble is that,it starts as fun.
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Happiest people don’t have best of Everything..They make best of everything.
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I was born to make mistakes…Not to Fake perfection.
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