Santa Banta Hindi Jokes

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Santa apni cycal lekar kabristan me ghus gaya,

Fir wo dusari side se bahar nikla

Aur pasina pochate huye bola,

Sala ye koin sa road hai, itna seed breaker.

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Santa banta se bolta hai :

Suna hai teri shadi tay ho gai hai..

wo bhi ek bahut choti height wali ladki se..

Banta : Han yar mushibat jitni choti hai utna thik…

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Santa (Pahalwan Se) :  Tum kitne aadami ko utha sakte hoo..

Pahalwan : 4 ko ..

Santa : Bas..

Tum se achi to meri murgi hai

jo subah pure muhalle ko utha deti hai

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Santa : Sarab pi raha tha aur jor jor se ro raha tha..

Banta : Ro kyu rah hai..

Santa : Jis ladko ko bhulne ke liye pi rahu hu…

uska nam bhi yad nahi aaraha..

Kamini lagta haio corrupt File thi memory me..

Funny Santa Ki Patni Hindi Jokes Chutkule

Jadugar : Mai tumhari patni ko 2 tukade me bat dunga..

Santa : Kya kar raha hai bhai…

Ek to sambhalti nahi..

Aur tu 2 karne chala hai…

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Sabji wala sabjiyo pe pani chirik raha tha..

kafi der ho gai..

Santa (Gusse me) :

Bhai sahab bhindi hosh me aagai ho to…

1 kilo tol do….

Santa Boss Funny Comedy Jokes And Chutkule

Santa ne Boss ki beti ka hath boss se manga..

Boss: Apni aukat dekhi hai..

jitni teri salary hai..

utne me to uska toilet paper bhi nahi aaye,,,

Santa : Agar itna poti karti hai to

fir rahne dijiye…

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Santa : Mai aur meri biwi soch rahe hai ki hum tamil sikh le..

Banta : par kyu…

Santa : Humne ek tamil bacha godh liya hai …

Hum soch rahe hai ki uske bolne se pahle

hum tamil sikh le…

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Santa Jor jor se ro raha tha..

Banta : Ro  kyu raha hai..

Santa : Yar pichale mere hapte mere uncle mare the..

wo mere liye 4 lakh rupee chor gaye hai,,,

Banta : Isme Rone wali kaun si bat hai..

Santa : Uske 2 din bad meri maushi mar gai,,

wo mere liye 7 lakh rupee chor gai hai..

Banta : Ye to achi bat hai..

Santa : uske ek din bad mera dost mar gya..

wo mere liye 5 lakh chor gya hai..

Banta : To fir tu ro kyu raha hai..

Santa : Iss hapte koi nahi mara…

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Santa ( Banta se ) : Mujhe shadi me BMW mili hai..

Banta : Waoooo

Par tere pass to koi car hai hi nahi..

Santa : BMW Ka Matlab hai “Bahut Moti Wife” ….

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Santa : Sarab pi raha tha aur jor jor se ro raha tha..

Banta : Ro kyu rah hai..

Santa : Jis ladko ko bhulne ke liye pi rahu hu…

uska nam bhi yad nahi aaraha..

Kamini lagta haio corrupt File thi memory me..

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Jadugar : Mai tumhari patni ko 2 tukade me bat dunga..

Santa : Kya kar raha hai bhai…

Ek to sambhalti nahi..

Aur tu 2 karne chala hai…

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Sabji wala sabjiyo pe pani chirik raha tha..

kafi der ho gai..

Santa (Gusse me) :

Bhai sahab bhindi hosh me aagai ho to…

1 kilo tol do….

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Santa ne Boss ki beti ka hath boss se manga..

Boss: Apni aukat dekhi hai..

jitni teri salary hai..

utne me to uska toilet paper bhi nahi aaye,,,

Santa : Agar itna poti karti hai to

fir rahne dijiye…

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Santa (Dost se) : Maine apni girlfriend se wada kiya tha ki..

mai uske liye koi bhi taklif sah sakta hu….

yaha tak ki mai narak ka rasata bhi tay kar sakta hu..

Dost : To tune wada pura kiya…

Santa : Han maine usse shadi kar li…

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Judge : Pappu sach sach batao accidant kaise huwa..

Tumne bus kaise nadi me gira di..

Santa : Saha Mujhe nahi pata,,,

Ye sawal kai log mujhase puch chuke hai…

par jab ye accidant huwa mai so raha tha..

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Santa apni biwi ke sath shoping mall gya..

Usse ek ladki ne hello bola..

Patni : Kaun thi ye aurat..

Santa : Bhagwan ke liye chup ho ja..

ab yehi sawal wo bhi puchegi…

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Santa : Yar banta ek bat bata

ye vote dalane ki umar 18 aur shadi ki 21 ..

Aisa kyu ???

Banta : Kyu ki sarkar ko bhi pata hai..

Desh sambhalna aashan hai …Par biwi nahi…

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Banta Santa ke ghar gya to to santa ko

patiyo me bandha huwa bed pe padha paya…

Banta : Yar ye kya hal bana rakha hai..

Santa : Kuch nahi yar kol 10 logo ki bhidh ke mujhe mil ke pita..

Banta : fir tune kuch bola nahi …

Santa : Bala na.. maine bola…dam hai to ek ek karke aao..

Banta : Fir kya huwa ?

Santa : Fir kya hoga… salo ne fir mujhe ek ek karke pita !!!

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Santa : Yar ye automatically ka matlb kya hota hai ?

Banta : Dekh simple hai

jab koi takli aurat auto me jaye to

log usse dekh kar kahte hai auto-me-takali  !!!

Santa Banta Aur Chor Funny Jokes & Chutkule

Santa : Kal raat ko mujhe ek chor ne chaku dikha ke lut liya..

Banta : Par tere paas to 2-2 bandukhe hai..

Santa : Ha to maine unhe chupa li..

warna wo unhe bhi loot leta….

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Santa (Banta se ) : Yar banta ek sawal ka jabab de !!!

Banta : Puch …

Santa : Hum logo ko pata nahi shadi karne ke nuksan

fir bhi hum shadi kyu karte hai ?

Banta : Dekh bhai… shadi ke bad aadami swag gya to usse

rahat aur aanand ka anubhav hota hai..

Par wo narak gya tha usse ghar wali hi feeling aayegi waha..

dono me adami ka fayada hai…

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Santa ke ghar 15 sal bad bacha huwa..

Par santa khush nahi tha..

Santa udash tha..

Banta :  Kya huwa.. tu khush nahi hai..

Santa : Yar 15 sal bacha huwa …aur wo bhi ittu sa….

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Santa (Banta se) : kafi log ek se jyada biwiyaan rakhte hai,

kya tum iska asar jante ho???

Banta : Haa, ek se jyda biwiyaan rakhne ka ek fayda hai ,

woh apni pati se ladne ki bajaye aapas mein hi ladti rahengi

Santa Aur Uska Dost Funny Jokes & Chutkule

Santa ko uske dost ne apne ghar 8 baje khane par bulaya,

samay par jab santa doat ke ghar pahuncha to dekha darwaze par taala laga hua hai aur…..

ek kaagaz chipka hua tha jispar likha tha : Maine tumhe bevkuf banaya

Santa ne foran hoshiyaari dikhate hue us line ke niche likha :

Main to aaya hi nahi tha

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Santa baal katake aaya ….

Banta : Tumne itne chote-chote baal kyu katwaye??

Santa : Wo baat ye thi ke nai ke pass 5 rs khulle nahi the

to maine kaha ke 5 rs ke aur kaat de

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Santa : Yar.. mai aur meri girlfriend

sadi kar rahe hai..

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Banta : Kab ?

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Santa : Mai 14 june aur

meri girlfriend 20 june ,,,..

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Santa :  Meri jo adhuri iksha puri karega

mai usse 1 lakh rupee dunga..

Banta : Kya hai tumhari iksha ?

Santa : Mujhe 2 lakh rupee chahiye

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Puls polio ki team santa ke ghar aai

Santa (Biwi se) : Bandukh Aur Kartush kaha hai :

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Team bhagi..

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Santa ne piche se aawaj lagai !!!

.

Ruko..

Ruk jao…

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Ye mere bacho ke nam hai..

Santa And Teacher Funny jokes And Chutkule

Santa Aur Banta dono bhai ek hi class me padhte hai.

Teacher : Santa Banta tum dono ne apne papa ke nam

alag alag kyu likha hai..

Santa : Madam, Agar ek hi likhte to aap bolti ki

Humne cheating Ki hai

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Santa Aur Banta dono bhai ek hi class me padhte hai.

Teacher : Santa Banta tum dono ne apne papa ke nam

alag alag kyu likha hai..

Santa : Madam, Agar ek hi likhte to aap bolti ki

Humne cheating Ki hai

Santa Funny Joke – Santa Air Force Me

Santa : Mummy main bade hokar airforce main jaunga

Aur apne ghar ke upar se plane udaunga

Mummy : Mujhe kaise pata chalega ki woh tumhara plane hain?

Santa : Main ghar par bomb gira ke jaunga

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Teacher ne black board par

Ek sentence likha aur pucha…

“Police wala,truck driver ko chamka raha hai”

Is sentence ka negative sentence banao…

Tabhi turant santa utha aur bola-

“Sir,truck driver ne

Police wale ko hafta diya nahi hai”

Judge Funny Jokes – Santa Ka Mukadama

Pappu driver ban gaya

Judge : Bus khaai mein kaise giri,sari sawari mar gayi??

Pappu : Sahab,mujhe nahi pata,

Judge : kya? Par gaadi to tum hi chala rahe the

Pappu : Haa, par usdin conductor nahi aaya tha,

Toh main ticket banane piche chala gaya,

JUDGE BEHOSH

Santa Banta Bejti Jokes – Mera Paroshi

Banta ki wife : khidki mein parda lagwa do,

Naya padosi mujhe dekhne ki kosish karta hain..

Banta : Ek baar thik se dekh lene de,

Phir woh khud hi parda lagwa lega..

Santa Funny Jokes – Santa Pe giri Bijali

Santa par bijli ka taar gir gaya,

Santa tadap-tadap ke marne hi wala tha ki achanak…..

Usey yaad aaya bijli to 2 din se band hai ,

Wapas uthkar, hanste hue bola,
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Saala, yaad nahi aata
To mar hi jata

Best Santa Jokes In Hindi – Shauchalaya ke Fayade

Teacher : Batao ghar me shauchalaya banne se kya laabh hua

Santa : Ab ghar se dur nahi jana padta

Teacher : Saabash aur kya fayde hain

Santa : sir aur aagey nahi sarakana padta