Top 10 Teacher Student Jokes Funny Chutkule

Teacher Student Homework Funny Jokes Hindi

Teacher : Homework kyun nahi kiya???

Student : Sir light nahi thi

Teacher : To mombati jala lete

Student : Sir, maachis nahi thi

Teacher : Maachis kyun nahi thi??

Student : Puja ghar main rakhi thi

Teacher : To waha se le aate

Student : Nahaya hua nahi tha

Teacher : Nahaye hue kyun nahi the??

Student : Paani nahi tha sir

Teacher : Paani kyun nahi tha??

Student : sir, motor nahi chal rahi thi

Teacher : Ullu ke patthe, motor kyun nahi chal rahi thi???

Student : Sir, bataya to tha, light nahi thi…

Naughty Student Funny Jokes Hindi – Pappu Aur Madam

Ek teacher baccho ko achi aadato ke baare mein bata rahi thi ..

Usne papu se pucha : Agar tumhara pao ek vridh mahila par pad gaya,to tum kya karoge??

Student : Sorry bolunga sir

Teacher : Bahut acha, agar woh khush hokar tumhe chocolate de, to phir???

Student (tapaak se) : To main dusre pao par chhadh jaunga, taaki mujhe ek aur chocolate mile

Badmas Bacha Aur Madam Funny Jokes

Dada (Pappu): Oye teri teacher ghar aa rahi hai,

jaa chup jaa..

Pappu : Pehle aap chup jao,

aapki maut ka bahana bana kar to maine do hafte ki chutti li hai….

College Pratical Viva Funny Jokes – Engineering Student

Engineering College me Mobile Computing ka prectical ka viva chal raha tha..

Teacher : Mobile aur landline mein kya fark hai??

Pappu : Landline ka number hum ungli se dial karte hai

aur mobile ka anguthe se

School Madam And Student Funny Jokes In Hindi

Pinki : “Main fail hona chahti hu”

Madam : Kyun??

Pappu : Papa ne kaha hai

“first aaya to science,

second aaya to arts,

aur fail hua to shaadi karunga teri”

Funny Jokes Between Teacher And Student In Hindi

Teacher ne bacho se sawal pucha..

Teacher : Bacho bata wo kaun si chijh hai jo

Aashman me udti hai aur bache dene ke liye jamin me aati haii

Ek bache ne jabab diya : Madam , Air-hostage !!!

Teacher Bhehosh …

Funny Question Answer Between Teacher Student

Teacher : Bacho batao.. 6 Aam me se 7 kele nikal gaye to kitna bache..

Pappu : Madam 4 tamatar bache..

Teacher : Aree wah.. Kaise nikal …

Pappu : Kyu ki mujhe aalu ki sabji pasand hai

Funny Jokes Conversation Between Teacher And Student In Hindi

Teacher : Jo mere sawal ka sahi jabab dega

wo ghar ja sakta hai..

Ye sunte hi pappu ne apna bag samne ki taraf fek diya..

Teacher : Ye bag kisne feka..

Pappu : Maine fekha..

Chalo man ab to mai ghar ja sakta hu…

School Teacher And Student Funny Jokes In Hindi

School me aag lag gai..

Sare bache khush ho gaye ki

ab school naahi aana padhega..

Par pappu udhas tha..

Teacher : Kya huwa pappu udash kyu ho..

Pappu : School jal gya to kya huwa.. aap to jinda ho na ..