Top 10 Husband Wife Hindi Jokes – SMS Chutkule

Jahar Kha Lo – Husnand Wife Funny Hindi Jokes

Wife : Mai itni pooja karti hu ..

Per Shree Krishan darshan dete hi nahi..

Husband : Ek bar mira ki tarah jahar pilo …

Krishan ji tumhe darshan hi nahi denge apne sath le ke bhi jayege..

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Biwi Bhage Toh – Husband Wife Funny Jokes

Wife ek Romantic Kitab padhte huye Husband se bolti hai …

Wife : Acha mujhe koi bhaga ke le jaye aur tum ek dam se samne aajao to tum kya bologe..

Husband : Hey bhagwan ke bheje huwe farishte … bhaga ke kyu le ja raha hai..

Araam se le ja isse

Patni Ka Gala Daba Du – Husband  Wife Hindi Jokes

Husband : Ek glass pani la do..

Wife : Mai nahi dungi ….

Husband :Mere sar me dard hai ..

Wife : Mere gale me dard hai..

Husband : Ek kam karo tum mera sar daba do ..

Mai Tumhara Gala bada deta hu..

Halmet Se Paresan – Pati Patni Hindi Funny Joke

Sarkhar ne Bike chalane pe helmet pahana anivaray kar diya..

Wife ye khabar sunke Covered khol ke bolti hai..

“Hey bhagwan itne sare maching helmet kharidane honge ”

Husband ne bike hi bech di..

Husband Chala Aaish Karne – Husband Wife Joke

Husband ( Wife se ) : Aaj sunday hai … Toh mai socha ki thoda aaish kar le ..

Wife : Wao , Par Kaise ?

Husband : Ye lo movie ki 3 ticket ..

Wife : 3 kiske liye …

Husband : 1 tumhare liye aur liye aur 2 Tumhare Mummy Papa ke liye

Payar Ka Matlab Thapadh – Funny Husband Wife Joke

Thapadh marne se naraj wife se Husband bola ,

Mai tumhe payar karta hu tabhi to marta hu..

Wife ne satak satak 2 thapadh pati ko mar diya aur boli..

Aap ko kya lagta hai mai aap se pyar nahi karti

Biwi Ke Nakhare – Hindi Husband Wife Funny Joke

Wife (Husband se) : Suno ji ,

Doctor ne mujhe 1 mahine aaram karne ke liye kaha hai ..

Aur Paris ys Londan ghumne jane ko bola hai ..

Hum kaha jayege ?

Husband : Dusre Doctor ke paas !!!

Bichara Patni Ka Mara Pati – Husband Wife Funny Hindi Joke

Husband : Janu , Mujhe nind nahi lag rahi !!

Wife : Jake bartan dholo ..

Husband : Aree pagli nind me bol raha tha !!!

Moti Patni Se Pareshan Pati – Husband Wife Joke

Wife (Phone pe ) : Kya kar rare ho ?

Husband : Motivate kar rahi hu ?

Wife : Kisse ?

Husband : Aree Kisse Kya Matlab ?

Abee Moti , Tera wait kar raha hu 2  Ghante se …Jaldi aa

Kitna Payar Karte Ho Mujhe – Husband Wife Funny Hindi Joke

Wife : Tum mujhe kitna payar karte ho ?

Husband : Bahut Payar Karta Hu ..

Wife : Fir Bhi Kitna ?

Husband : Itna pyar karta hu ki ..

Man karta hai ki tum jaise 2-4 aur le aau ..