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Latest Pati Patni Funny Jokes And Chutkule

Pati patni ke sath party me gaya..
Waha pati ek mahila se ghul mil gaya..
Patni : Ghar jake sar ke chut pe ye waha malham laga lena…
Pati : Par mere sar pe chot lagi kaha hai…
Patni : Hum ghar pahuche bhi to nahi hai…

Pati Patni Facebook What's App Funny Jokes

Pati pura din facebook aur whats app me laga rahta tha..
Patni : Mai to tang aagai hu aap se..
Ab aap jitna time facebook whats app ko doge
Mai utna time Flipkart , Amazone aur Minta ko dungii

Santa Banta Full Comedy Jokes Chutkule

Banta Santa ke ghar aaya to dekhta hai ki..
Ek sanp santa ki biwi ko kat raha hai..
Banta chilaya : Bhai bhabhi ko sanp kat raha hai..
Santa itminan se bola :
Sanp nahi kat raha…
wo sanp ka jahar katam ho gya hai…
recharge karwane aaya hai…

Santa Banta Most Funny Jokes Ever & Chutkule

Santa ( Bnata se ) :
Garmiyo me mujhe dohari khushi milti hai …
Banta : Par kyu ??
Santa : Meri biwi garmiye ke chutti me maike chali jaya hai..
Aur Mohalle se gai ladki apne maike aajati hai

Santa Banta Best Funny Jokes In Hindi Chutkule

Banta Santa ke ghar gya ..
Banta : Yar santa…teri aur bhabhi ki jodhi to
sita-ram ki joksi lagti hai..
Santa : Kaha yar..
Isse to na dharti nigalti hai na hi
koi raavan utha ke le jata hai…

Funny Santa Ki Patni Hindi Jokes Chutkule

Jadugar : Mai tumhari patni ko 2 tukade me bat dunga..
Santa : Kya kar raha hai bhai…
Ek to sambhalti nahi..
Aur tu 2 karne chala hai…

Pathan Ki Biwi Funny Jokes & Hindi Chutkule

Raat ke 1 baje pathan ki begam bolati hai
suniye ji.. almari ke piche koi chor chupa hai …
Pathan : Agar uske paas hathiyar huwa to..
Biwi : Aap ka to insurance hai par
gahano ka nahi

Dokhebad Patni Funny Jokes And Chutkule

Banta : Yar aaj tere phone pe badhe  “I Love You ”
ke message aarahe hai…
teri patni kitna pyar karta hai tujhse…
Santa : Nahi yar wo bat nahi hai..
Darsal mai aaj apni biwi ka phone utha laya hu…

Latest Santa Banta Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Santa (Dost se) : Maine apni girlfriend se wada kiya tha ki..
mai uske liye koi bhi taklif sah sakta hu….
yaha tak ki mai narak ka rasata bhi tay kar sakta hu..
Dost : To tune wada pura kiya…
Santa : Han maine usse shadi kar li…

Santa Ki Biwi Aur Girlfriend Funny Jokes

Santa apni biwi ke sath shoping mall gya..
Usse ek ladki ne hello bola..
Patni : Kaun thi ye aurat..
Santa : Bhagwan ke liye chup ho ja..
ab yehi sawal wo bhi puchegi…

Patni Se Talak In Court Funny Jokes & Chutkule

Court me pati patni ke takal ka case chal raha tha
Pati : Mujhe apni patni se talak lena hai..
ye 6 mahine se nahi bol rahi…
Judge : Soch le … Aisi patni bar bar nahi milti

Pati Patni Honeymoon Funny Jokes & Chutkule

Naya nawela joda honeymoon pe gya..
Pati ne badhe pyar se pucha :
“May I Kiss You”
Patni : Aap bhi na..
maine to aaj tak gairo ko bhi mana nahi kiya..
tph aap to apne hai…

Bevafa Patni Funny Jokes Pati Patni Chutkule

Ek ladki shadi ke kuch mahine bad apne saheli se mili
Ladki ne udash maan se kaha..
“Meri to jindagi hi barbad ho gai..
Jo aaisa pati mila hai mujhe”
Saheli : Kyu kya huwa ?
Patni : Unka kisi aur ladki se chakkar chal rah hai..
Saheli : Tumhe kaise pata ?
Patni : Mere boyfriend ne bataya..
wo bhi unhi ke office me kam karta hai…

Santa Banta Ke Sawal Jabab Funny Jokes

Santa (Banta se ) : Yar banta ek sawal ka jabab de !!!
Banta : Puch …
Santa : Hum logo ko pata nahi shadi karne ke nuksan
fir bhi hum shadi kyu karte hai ?
Banta : Dekh bhai… shadi ke bad aadami swag gya to usse
rahat aur aanand ka anubhav hota hai..
Par wo narak gya tha usse ghar wali hi feeling aayegi waha..
dono me adami ka fayada hai…

Pati Pati Jewellery Demand Funny jokes

Patni : Banaras jao to sari le aana..
Dubai jao to jewellery le aana …
France jao to perfume le aana..
Pati : Agar narak jau to ?
Patni : Toh enjoy your self !!!!

Pati Patni Aur Sasu Funny Jokes & Chutkule

Pati patni ko suprise dene ke liye
nau car kharid laya..
Ghar pahuchate hi ussne patni ko aawaj lagai..
Pati :  Ye dekho maine tumhara sapna pura kar diya..
Patni chilate huwe ghar se bahar aai
“Hey Bagwan sasu maa ko kya ho gya”

Pati Patni Ladai Jokes Hindi Funny Chutkile

Wife : Jara kitchen se namak la dena..
Husband : Yaha to koi namak nahi hai !!!
Wife : Tum to andhe ho ..
Kamchor ho ek number ke..
Koi bhi kam dhang se nahi hota..
Mujhe pata tha aaisa hi bologe tum … to mai namak pahle hi le aai..
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Pati wahi behosh ho gya

Patni Se Pitai Funny Jokes & Hindi Chutkule

Banta : Yar tu kal raat ko itni late ghar gya
teri biwi ne tujhe kuch bola nahi
Santa : Nahi .. Kuch Khash nahi..
Waise bhi mere ye 2 dat nikalwane hi the..

Husband Wife Hindi Funny Jokes- Chutkule

Aurat(Doctor se): Doctor sahab inki bimari ko thik kro,
Ye ratt me jor-jor se mera nam pukarte hai.
Doctor: Ye to bahut achi bat hai
Aurat: Nahi, kal inki biwi maike se loutne wali hai.

Pati Patni Anniversary Funny Jokes & Chutkule

Patni (Pati Ke Birthday pe) : Bolo ji aap kya gift loge ?
pati : Gift nahi chahiye ..
bas kabhi kabhi pyar se dekh liya kar..
2 bate pyar se kar liya kar..
kabhi kabhi todhi izzat kar liya kar..
Patni (1 min sochane ke bad) :
Nahi mai gift hi dungi !!!

Santa Aur Uski Biwi Ladai Funny Hindi Jokes

Santa (Banta se) : kafi log ek se jyada biwiyaan rakhte hai,
kya tum iska asar jante ho???
Banta : Haa, ek se jyda biwiyaan rakhne ka ek fayda hai ,
woh apni pati se ladne ki bajaye aapas mein hi ladti rahengi

Pati Patni Insult Jokes Funny Hindi Chutkule

Pati apni biwi se : Yeh sabzi tumne banai hai,
iska naam kya hai
Biwi : kyu puch rahe ho???
Pati : kyunki hospital mein mujhse bhi puchenge ki
maine kya khaya tha???

Husband Wife Funny Jokes – Husband Wife Nokar

Office se aate hi Husband ne Wife ki aankho par hath rakhe,
Wife : Raamu
Husband (Gusse Se): Main hu, Raamu nahi
Wife : Main to bol hi rahi thi ,
Raamu paani le aao,sahab aa gaye

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Husband Wife Jokes – Husband Wife Jokes in Hindi

Husband ne apni Wife ko kaha :
Maine kal apne sapne mein tumhe dekha…
Wife : kya dekha..?
Husband : Maine dekha ki hum ek samandar me hai
Aur ek tufaan aaya aur main samandar me gir gaya…,
Wife : Phir..?
Husband: Phir tum mujhe bacha leti ho ,
Aur kehti ho ‘ 7 janmo tak tumhara saath nibhaungi’
Wife : phir..?
Hus band: yeh sunte hi main phir se samandar me kood gaya…

Most Funny Husband Wife jokes in Hindi 140

Ek savyatra ke aage aage ek kutta chal raha tha..
Uske piche saikro ki sankhya me adami line se
piche piche aarahe the….
Ek rahgir ne pucha :
Bhai shahab ye savyatra ke aage aage ye kutta ja raha hai
ye thoda aajib lag raha hai..
Ye marne wala kaun hai……
Admi :  Ye marne wali meri biwi hai..
Isse Kutte ne mara……..
Rahgir adami : Kya aap mujhe ye kutta ek din ke liye
udhar de sakte hai..
Meri biwi bhi maike se aane wali hai………
Adami : Aap ko kya lagta hai..
Ye piche jo log aarahe hai..wo kya mere biwi ke ristedar hai..
Inhe bhi kutta chahiye..
Jao line me lag jao..

Husband wife jokes Hindi – Husband and wife jokes

Maa Ko 21 saal lag jate hai..
Bete ko gentle banane me..
Vaah …..Vaah .. Vaah ….
Maa Ko 21 saal lag jate hai..
Bete ko gentle banane me..
Vaah …..Vaah .. Vaah ….
Aur biwi ko lagte hai 21 minute bhi nahi..
Bete ko mental banane me…

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Wife : Tum Mujhe “Rani” Kyu Bulate ho..
Husband : Kyu ki nokrani lanma padta hai bolne me..
Wife : Acha Tum jante ho ki mai tumhe janu kyu bolti hu..

Husband :  Nahi .. Mujhe Nahi pata ?
Wife : Kyu ki Janwar lamba padta hai.. Isliye janu bulati hu..

Husband Wife Jokes In Hindi – Wife And Husband Jokes

Santa Banta se apni biwi ki tarif karte hue :
Meri biwi meri sari baat manti hai,
Mere kisi kaam ke liye mana nahi karti turant kar deti hain
Banta : Kya baat karte ho biwi or sari baat maan jaye???
Santa : Kal raat maine garam paani manga aur usne turant paani garam kar diya
Banta : Khana khane ke baad tumhe garam paani ki kya jarurt padi thi??
Santa : Baat yeh hain ki main thande paani se bartan nahi dho sakta hu

Husband Wife Jokes in Hindi – Husband Wife Funny Jokes

Santa ki biwi kidnap ho gayi
Kidnappers ne Santa ko phone lagaya : Agar aaj raat tak paise nahi diye to, tumhari biwi ko maar denge…
Santa khamosh raha……….
Agle din phir phone aaya : “Agar aaj raat tak paise nahi diye to tumhari biwi ke tukde-tukde karke kutto ko khila denge”
Santa khamosh raha….
Agle din phir phone aaya : “Agar aaj raat tak paise nahi diye to tumhari biwi tumhe sahi-salamat lauta di jayegi”
Santa : paise bol kameene, darata kisko hain?

Choti Katne Wali Churail Funny Joke- Lachar Pati

Chotti kaatne mein kya bahaduri hai
Arey himmat hain,
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To zubaan kaat ke dikhao……
Ek Lachar hua pati

Best Husband Wife Funny Joke In Hindi

Wife ne Husband se pucha :
Acha yeh batao ki tum murkh ho ya main..??
Husband (shaant mann se)
Priye,yeh baat to sab log jante hai,,
ki tum atyant buddhi ki swamini ho,,
isliye yeh kabhi ho hi nahi sakta ki ,,
tum kisi murkh insaan se shaadi karo…
Bhai ka naam agey rashtrapati purushkar ke liye bheja gaya…

Top Husband Wife Funny Jokes In Hindi

Husband Wife se : Yeh sabzi tumne banai hai,
Iska naam kya hai
Wife : kyu puch rahe ho???
Husband : Kyun ki hospital mein mujhse bhi puchenge ki maine kya khaya tha ??

Pati Patni Jokes Hindi – Patni Khone Ki Khushi

Santa (postmaster se) : Sir, meri biwi kahi kho gayi hain,
Postmaster : Bhai yeh post office hain,
Jaakar thaane mein report darj karao
Santa : Kya karu sir, khushi ke maare kuch samajh nahi aa raha

Best Wife Insult Jokes – Karwa Chauth Ka Chand

Wife : Tum mujhe kitna pyar karte ho..?
Husband : Jaan se bhi jyada
Wife : Mere liye chand taare tod kar laoge..?
Husband : To karvachauth tere baap ke takle ko dekh kar manayenge

Husband Wife Fight Hindi Jokes – Biwi Ka Gussa

Husband wife ko ENGLISH sikha raha tha,
Dophar mein WIFE boli, ‘Dinner lo ji’….
Husband : jaahil aurar ye Dinner nahi Lunch hain……
Wife : jaahil tu, tera pura khaandaan karamfute…
Ye raat ka bacha hua khana hain…dimag mat dauda, pet bharle….

Husband Wife Insult Hindi Jokes – Wife Ka Khana

Wife : Suno ji, jab humari nayi-nayi shaadi hui thi,
To jab main khana banakar laati thi to tum khud kam khate the,
Mujhe jyada khilate the….
Husband : To…?
Wife : ato ab aisa kyun nahi karte?
Husband.: Kyun ki ab tum acha khana banana sikh gayi ho……

Husband wife hindi joke – Galat faimi

Wife : Kal raat ko tum sapane me mujhe,
Gali kyu de rahe the …
Husband : Tumhe galat faimi hue hai !!!
Wife : Kaisi galat faimi !!
Husband : Ki mai sapne me tha …..

Panty ki Warenty – Wife Naughty SMS Joke In Hindi

Ek Wife pati keshat  panty Karidne gai,
Wife : Ye Panty Kitni ki hai ?
Dukandar : 100 rupee ka..
Wife : Iski Warenty ?
Dukandar : Pachaswe male se gir jao,
Gand fat jayegi,
Par jr panty nahi..

Pappu funny hindi joke – Biwi se pareshan

Biwi se pareshan ho kar pappu ek bar pappu ek pandit ke pass gya
Pappu : Panditji , Ye saat janmo ka pyar wali bat sach hai kya ?
Panditji : han , 100% sahi hai !!
Pappu yani mujhe agle janam me bhi yahi milegi …
Panditji : Han beta ..
Pappu : fir to aatam hatya karna bhi bekar hai !!!

Glass chote hai – pati patni hindi joke

Ek shadi  suda couple bartan karid rahe the
Patni : Ye chote wala glass thik hai isse pack kar do !!
Pati : Nahi nahi bhaiya ye thik nahi , ye bade glass pack kar do …
Dukandar : Are bhai shahab madam thik to bol rahi hai,
Le lijiye ye chote glass,
Pati : Arree aap ko bechane ki lagi hai,
Hath ghuste nahi hai chote glass me,
Dhone to mujhe hote hai…

Hindi funny joke pappu aur makkhi

Pappu kadhi aur chawal mila kar
kha raha tha ,
Tabhi
ek dam se uspar
ek makhi akar baithi ,
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Pappu : Chal hat bevkuf
Ye nahi hai wo tu jo soch rahi hai . . . .

Hindi funny joke – Kumbh ka mela

Ek pati kumbh ke mele me prathna kar raha tha,

hey prabhu, nayay karo…
hey prabhu, nayay karo…

Hamesha bhai bhai ko bicharte dekha hai khumbh me,
Kabhi pati-patni pe bhi try karo.

funny hindi joke -Pati ne dafnaya

Ek aadmi apni patni ko dafnakar ghar ja raha tha,
Tabhi achnak bijali chamki, badal garze aur tufani barish suru ho gai,
Mahol afra tafri ka hogya,
Pati ne aashma ki tarf uper dekha aur bola,
Lagta hai pahuch gai tu

Funny hindi joke – Pandit narak me pahucha

Ek papi aadmi marne ke bad nark me gya ,
Kuch dino bad uske gao ke paditji usse waha mile,
Uss papi aadmi ko badi hairani hue ,
Usne paditji se puch,
“aap yaha se ?”
Pandiji : Panditayen ke karan ,
Papi aadmi : O kaise ?
Pandiji : Mai kabhi jhuth nahi bola , koi pap nahi kiya,
par jab har roj paditain puchti thi ki mai kaisi lag rahi hu to mujhe jhuth bolna padhta tha,
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Hasiye mat ..
Hum bhi nark me hi jane wale hai

hindi funny joke – Bichara dara huwa pati

Patni ne pati se bola :
Aap dusri taraf muh karke kyu soye hai….
mujhe dar lagta hai…
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Pati : Tumhe bas apni fikar hai,
Bhale hi mai dar dar ke mar jau…