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Patni Non Veg Hindi Joke – Kaha Dalte Hai
Patni apni sash se puchati hai ki
Kya ye sach hai ki …
Pati Jis Jagah dallta hai bacha bhi wahi se nikalta haii..
Sashu : Haa Beta Ye sach hai..
Patni : Matlab … Mere Muh se bacha nikale ga..
Kya ye sach hai ki …
Pati Jis Jagah dallta hai bacha bhi wahi se nikalta haii..
Sashu : Haa Beta Ye sach hai..
Patni : Matlab … Mere Muh se bacha nikale ga..
Pati Patni Adult SMS – Funny Hindi Jokes
Pati Patni Bedroom me kar rahe the..
Tabhi pati ne patni se ek sawal pucha ..
Pati : Acha batao karne ne jayada kise jayada maza aata hai..
Patni : Jab Kan ne khujli hoti hai to …tli se kan khujate ho..
Toh sukun tili ko aata hai ya tumhe..
Pati patni ke udharan se sadme me hai
Tabhi pati ne patni se ek sawal pucha ..
Pati : Acha batao karne ne jayada kise jayada maza aata hai..
Patni : Jab Kan ne khujli hoti hai to …tli se kan khujate ho..
Toh sukun tili ko aata hai ya tumhe..
Pati patni ke udharan se sadme me hai
Husband Wife Hindi Joke – Chaddi Nahi Pahni
Ek wife sofe pe baithi thi..
Usne panty nahi pahna tha..
Uska Husband uske samne aake baith gya …
Aur gaur se uske tango ke bich dekhne laga..
Wife muskurate huwe boli …Kya dekh rahe ho..
Maine aaj chaddi nahi pahni..
Husband : Dara diya tune to ..Mujhe laga sofa fat gya hai
Usne panty nahi pahna tha..
Uska Husband uske samne aake baith gya …
Aur gaur se uske tango ke bich dekhne laga..
Wife muskurate huwe boli …Kya dekh rahe ho..
Maine aaj chaddi nahi pahni..
Husband : Dara diya tune to ..Mujhe laga sofa fat gya hai
Sali Jija Hindi Jokes – Naughty Sali Aur Patni
Patni sali se bolti hai
Sali : Didi maine kai jija ji ke pant me comdom dekha..
Patni : Tune chuwa to nahi na ..
Sali : Maine to Usme Ched Kar diya..
Patni : Marawa diya tune to pagli kal raat ko
Sali : Didi maine kai jija ji ke pant me comdom dekha..
Patni : Tune chuwa to nahi na ..
Sali : Maine to Usme Ched Kar diya..
Patni : Marawa diya tune to pagli kal raat ko
Biwi Ki Batrery – Funny Hindi Joke
Husband : Aaao tumhari battery charge kar deta hu..
Wife : Kal raat ko hi to ki thi !!
Husband : Fir Kar deta hu !!
Wife : Nahi Janu Jayada Battery charge karoge toh..
Battery Jaldi full ho jayegi….
Wife : Kal raat ko hi to ki thi !!
Husband : Fir Kar deta hu !!
Wife : Nahi Janu Jayada Battery charge karoge toh..
Battery Jaldi full ho jayegi….
Suhagraat Kaisi Thi – Patni Naughty Hindi Jokes
Suhagraat pe patni ache se santust nahi ho pati..
Subah uski behen puchati hai :
Suhagraat kaisi rahi teri..
Ladki : Kya batau tujhe ..
Ghar pravesh to kai bar huwe … lekin mere grah sant nahi huye..
Subah uski behen puchati hai :
Suhagraat kaisi rahi teri..
Ladki : Kya batau tujhe ..
Ghar pravesh to kai bar huwe … lekin mere grah sant nahi huye..
Naughty SMS Funny Jokes – Train Me Couple
Ek pati patni train ke uper wale sit pe baithe the ..
Pati : Jab mai Papsi Bolu to tum kapdhe utar dena..
Jab mai Coka cola bolu to tange faila dena,
Aur Jan tum ThumsUp Bologi to mai andar dal dunga..
Niche wale sit pe baitha santa bolta hai..
Agar mere uper tumhara limca gira to maa ch*d dunga
Pati : Jab mai Papsi Bolu to tum kapdhe utar dena..
Jab mai Coka cola bolu to tange faila dena,
Aur Jan tum ThumsUp Bologi to mai andar dal dunga..
Niche wale sit pe baitha santa bolta hai..
Agar mere uper tumhara limca gira to maa ch*d dunga
Naughty SMS Hindi Joke – Budhe Ki Suhagrat
Ek 60 sal ke budhe adami ki sadi ek 18 sal ki jawal ladki se ho gai..
Budhe Admi ne suhagrat pe aalag dhag se jam me ch*oda..
Fir Ladki se puchta hai tumhe kya acha laga..
Ladki sarmate huwe boli..
Jab aap land andar dal ke bina ruke khash rahe the..
Usme maja aagya..
Budhe Admi ne suhagrat pe aalag dhag se jam me ch*oda..
Fir Ladki se puchta hai tumhe kya acha laga..
Ladki sarmate huwe boli..
Jab aap land andar dal ke bina ruke khash rahe the..
Usme maja aagya..
Wife Naughty Hindi Joke – Kamre Me Chatni
Santa apni wife ki kundi band karke ch*udhai kar raha tha..
Tabhi banta ne darwaja khatkhataya,,,
Biwi ne 15 min me darwaja khola to banta bola :
Bhabhi ji darwala kholane metime kyu lag gya..
Biwi : Kuch nahi chatni kut rahi thi..
Banta : Hum bhi khayege chatni..
Biwi : Maine to bartan saf kar diya..Ab dante pe laga hoga wahi kha lo
Tabhi banta ne darwaja khatkhataya,,,
Biwi ne 15 min me darwaja khola to banta bola :
Bhabhi ji darwala kholane metime kyu lag gya..
Biwi : Kuch nahi chatni kut rahi thi..
Banta : Hum bhi khayege chatni..
Biwi : Maine to bartan saf kar diya..Ab dante pe laga hoga wahi kha lo
Naughty hindi joke – Suhagraat Pe Dara Pappu
Pappu ki sadi hone wali thi ..
Ussne socha ki shadi se pahe thodi masti ki jaye…
To Usne Call girl ko flat pe le jake masti ki..
Call Ne galti se pappu ka land hi kat liya..
Pappu bhaga bhaga doctor ke paas pahuch gya..
Doctor me bandage laga ke pappu ka land pack kar diya ek bad..
2 din bad jab sadi hue to pappu ki biwi bolti hai..
Ye Lo ye dam taji taji choot .. Aap ke liye hi rakha tha sambhal ke..
Pappu ne fat se fola … Tujhe tajhi ki bat kar rahi hai …
Ye dekh mera land .. Maine to packet bhi nahi khola abhi tak..
Ussne socha ki shadi se pahe thodi masti ki jaye…
To Usne Call girl ko flat pe le jake masti ki..
Call Ne galti se pappu ka land hi kat liya..
Pappu bhaga bhaga doctor ke paas pahuch gya..
Doctor me bandage laga ke pappu ka land pack kar diya ek bad..
2 din bad jab sadi hue to pappu ki biwi bolti hai..
Ye Lo ye dam taji taji choot .. Aap ke liye hi rakha tha sambhal ke..
Pappu ne fat se fola … Tujhe tajhi ki bat kar rahi hai …
Ye dekh mera land .. Maine to packet bhi nahi khola abhi tak..
Naughty Hindi Jokes – 2 ka Sikka Chaddi Me
Pappu Suhaag Raat Pe
Apni Wife Ki Dheere Dheere Chaddi Utaar Raha Tha …..
Biwi Sharmate Hue Bolti hai :
“Suno Ji, Ye kya kar rahe ho ji?”
Santa: “Areey Kuch Nihi
Meri 2 rupee ka sikka gir gya tha..
Socha tumhare chaddi me to nahi gira na.”
Apni Wife Ki Dheere Dheere Chaddi Utaar Raha Tha …..
Biwi Sharmate Hue Bolti hai :
“Suno Ji, Ye kya kar rahe ho ji?”
Santa: “Areey Kuch Nihi
Meri 2 rupee ka sikka gir gya tha..
Socha tumhare chaddi me to nahi gira na.”
Pathan Naughty Hindi Jokes – Aj Aage Se Lunga
Pappu roj apni patni ke sath piche se karta tha …
Pappu patni Se: “Aaj me ch*t maruga”
Patni Ye Sun Ke bahut khush ho gai…
Aur Salwar Utaar Ke Tang faila Ke Bistar Pe Leet Gai !!
Pappu : “April Fool , April Fool Banaya .“
Biwi : Chal Madharchod !!!!
Pappu patni Se: “Aaj me ch*t maruga”
Patni Ye Sun Ke bahut khush ho gai…
Aur Salwar Utaar Ke Tang faila Ke Bistar Pe Leet Gai !!
Pappu : “April Fool , April Fool Banaya .“
Biwi : Chal Madharchod !!!!
Naughty funny joke – Darpok Ya Naughty Wife
Santa : Yar meri wife pani se bohat darti hai.
Banta : Acha wo kaise ?
Santa : Yar kal mein ghar pahucha to wo bathtub
mai bhi watch man k sath bethi thi ….
Banta : Acha wo kaise ?
Santa : Yar kal mein ghar pahucha to wo bathtub
mai bhi watch man k sath bethi thi ….
Naughty Hindi Funny Jokes – Speed Badhane Pe
Pati ne apni car ki speed badhate huye patni se kaha ..
” Ab dekhna meri speed ”
* speed Badhate hi car band ho gai*
Patni jor jor se hasne lagi lagi
Pati : Has kyu rahi ho ?
Patni : Kuch nahi raat ki bat yad aagai !!!!!
” Ab dekhna meri speed ”
* speed Badhate hi car band ho gai*
Patni jor jor se hasne lagi lagi
Pati : Has kyu rahi ho ?
Patni : Kuch nahi raat ki bat yad aagai !!!!!
Pathan Non Veg Funny Jokes v/s Police
Pathan sarak pe hi biwi ki piche se mar raha tha..
Tabhi ek police wala waha aagya..
Police : Ye gair-kanuni hai ?
Pathan : Hahi sir !! Ye Gair-ka-nuni nahi hai ..
Ye bachpan se hi mena nunihai !!
Tabhi ek police wala waha aagya..
Police : Ye gair-kanuni hai ?
Pathan : Hahi sir !! Ye Gair-ka-nuni nahi hai ..
Ye bachpan se hi mena nunihai !!
Husband wife naughty Joke – Funny Hindi Joke
Husband bola good night ,
Wife Boli aise kaise good night,
Pahle do light,
Fir karo hathiyar tight,
Cucchi ka lo bite,
Pussy se karo fight,
Fir hoti good night !!
Wife Boli aise kaise good night,
Pahle do light,
Fir karo hathiyar tight,
Cucchi ka lo bite,
Pussy se karo fight,
Fir hoti good night !!
Naughty Girl Hindi Jokes – Suhagraat Ki Selfy
Ladkiyo pe selfy ke itna bukhar chadha hai ki..
Suhagrat pe ladkiya karti hai to..’
Ek selfy leke facebook pe status dalti hai ki..
Fuucking @ Suhagraat..
Feeling #GhachaGhach…
with Rahul and 49 others…
Suhagrat pe ladkiya karti hai to..’
Ek selfy leke facebook pe status dalti hai ki..
Fuucking @ Suhagraat..
Feeling #GhachaGhach…
with Rahul and 49 others…
Naughty Hindi Joke – Pure Gaon Ko AIDS
Ek adaami Canada gya tha..
Waha se apni mummy ko phone karke Bolta hai
Adami : Mummy Mujhe AIDS hogya hai Mai gao wapis aaraha hui..
Mammy : Mat aa beta … Pute gaon ko AIDS ho jayega..
Beta : Pure Gaon ko kaise hoga ..
Maa : Tere se tere biwi ko…Tere biwi se tere bhai ko..
Tere Bhai se nokrani ko…
Nokrana se tere fuffa ke..
Fuffa se tere behen ke..
Aur tere behen se pure Gaon ko..
Bachale bete ..Pure gaon ki gindagi tere hath me hai…
Waha se apni mummy ko phone karke Bolta hai
Adami : Mummy Mujhe AIDS hogya hai Mai gao wapis aaraha hui..
Mammy : Mat aa beta … Pute gaon ko AIDS ho jayega..
Beta : Pure Gaon ko kaise hoga ..
Maa : Tere se tere biwi ko…Tere biwi se tere bhai ko..
Tere Bhai se nokrani ko…
Nokrana se tere fuffa ke..
Fuffa se tere behen ke..
Aur tere behen se pure Gaon ko..
Bachale bete ..Pure gaon ki gindagi tere hath me hai…
Suhagraat Me Competition – Naughty Hindi Joke
Ek aadami ne apne chote bete ki sadi ki..
Suhagraat pe bete ne karna suru kiya to kamre se aawaj aane lagi..
Aaawaj sun ke bade bete bhi karne lage..
Ukne kamre se bhi aawaj aane laga..
Ye sun ke pita bhi karne laga..
4 ghante bad chota beta fir karne laga …fir awaj aane laye..
Awaj sun ke bade bete bhi karene lage..
Unke kamre se bhi awaj aane lage..
Fir pita jor se chilaya…Behen chod …Competition ke chakar me meri kyu mar rahe ho..
Teacher : Chalo Pappu ek Active Voiceaur Pasive Voice ka example batao…
Pappu : Tere mast mast do nain ….. mere dil ka le gaye chain..
Mere dil ka le gaye chain…tere mast mast do nain…
Pappu batao satay aur bharam me kya farak hai…
Pappu : Sir aap jo class me padhate hi wo satay hai…
Par aap ka aisa sochna ki hum samjh rahe hai…wo bharam hai…..
….Teacher Behosh
Usse ek ladki ne hello bola..
Patni : Kaun thi ye aurat..
Santa : Bhagwan ke liye chup ho ja..
ab yehi sawal wo bhi puchegi…
Maza aaya tumhe
Wife : Meri choro.. Tum batao Tumhe maza aaya..
Pati : Ha bahut..
Patni : Apna record hai .. aaj tak kiski ki complain nahi aai..
Teacher ne ek chidiya ki tang kat ke pappu ko dikhai..
Aur Pucha : “Bata o ye kiski tang hai”
Pappu : Sir me sirf tang dekh ke kaise bata sakta hu ki kiski tang hai..
Teacher : Chup raho..tumhe kuch nahi pata…
apna nam bata…zero number lagata hu..
Pappu (Gusse me) : Ye dekhiye meri tang …ab nam aur roll number khud hi pata kar lijiye,,,,,
Suhagraat pe bete ne karna suru kiya to kamre se aawaj aane lagi..
Aaawaj sun ke bade bete bhi karne lage..
Ukne kamre se bhi aawaj aane laga..
Ye sun ke pita bhi karne laga..
4 ghante bad chota beta fir karne laga …fir awaj aane laye..
Awaj sun ke bade bete bhi karene lage..
Unke kamre se bhi awaj aane lage..
Fir pita jor se chilaya…Behen chod …Competition ke chakar me meri kyu mar rahe ho..
Suhagraat Funny Jokes In Hindi – Wife Husband
Ek Adami ki suhagraat thi…
Usne isse pahle kabhi nahi kiya tha
Wife ne pucha : Tumhe pata hai na kya karna hai
Pati : Nahi ..
Patni apne sare kapde utar ke bad pe dono tange faila ke let jati hai…
Patni : Tumhe pata hai na mai kya chahti hu..
Pati : Ha , Tu sali pure bed me akela sona chahti hai…
Usne isse pahle kabhi nahi kiya tha
Wife ne pucha : Tumhe pata hai na kya karna hai
Pati : Nahi ..
Patni apne sare kapde utar ke bad pe dono tange faila ke let jati hai…
Patni : Tumhe pata hai na mai kya chahti hu..
Pati : Ha , Tu sali pure bed me akela sona chahti hai…
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Ek bahut hu sundar teacher pappu ko ghar padhane aai..Teacher : Chalo Pappu ek Active Voiceaur Pasive Voice ka example batao…
Pappu : Tere mast mast do nain ….. mere dil ka le gaye chain..
Mere dil ka le gaye chain…tere mast mast do nain…
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Teacher Pappu se ek sawa; puchate hai..Pappu batao satay aur bharam me kya farak hai…
Pappu : Sir aap jo class me padhate hi wo satay hai…
Par aap ka aisa sochna ki hum samjh rahe hai…wo bharam hai…..
….Teacher Behosh
Smsmaza sms, Smsmaza in hindi
Santa apni biwi ke sath shoping mall gya..Usse ek ladki ne hello bola..
Patni : Kaun thi ye aurat..
Santa : Bhagwan ke liye chup ho ja..
ab yehi sawal wo bhi puchegi…
Smsmaza Husband Jokes – smsmaza sms
Suhagraat pe pati karne ke bad patni se bolaMaza aaya tumhe
Wife : Meri choro.. Tum batao Tumhe maza aaya..
Pati : Ha bahut..
Patni : Apna record hai .. aaj tak kiski ki complain nahi aai..
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School me biology ka prectical chal raha tha..Teacher ne ek chidiya ki tang kat ke pappu ko dikhai..
Aur Pucha : “Bata o ye kiski tang hai”
Pappu : Sir me sirf tang dekh ke kaise bata sakta hu ki kiski tang hai..
Teacher : Chup raho..tumhe kuch nahi pata…
apna nam bata…zero number lagata hu..
Pappu (Gusse me) : Ye dekhiye meri tang …ab nam aur roll number khud hi pata kar lijiye,,,,,
Santa And Wife Non Vag Naughty SMS Hindi Jokes
Santa ki Biwi pregnent thi,
Toh santa uske sath nahi kar skta tha..
.
Ek din santa office se ghar aake biwi se bolta hai..
“Mere ko bahut hawas lagi thi to
mai banta ki biwi ko 100 rupee deke
uske sath kar aaya ”
Biwi : “Tum to lut ke aagye gye,
banta to 50 me mere sath kar jata hai “
Toh santa uske sath nahi kar skta tha..
.
Ek din santa office se ghar aake biwi se bolta hai..
“Mere ko bahut hawas lagi thi to
mai banta ki biwi ko 100 rupee deke
uske sath kar aaya ”
Biwi : “Tum to lut ke aagye gye,
banta to 50 me mere sath kar jata hai “
Pati Patni Non Veg Funny Hindi SMS & Chutkule
Ek jodhe ki nai nai saadi hue thi..
Pati patni bedroom me baith ke bate kar rahe the….
Pati ka man achanak karne ko kara..
Pati apne saman me dairy milk ki chocolate lagana laga..
Patni ne pucha ye kya kar rahe ho..
Pati : Kuch karne se pahle kuch mitha ho jaye..
Pati patni bedroom me baith ke bate kar rahe the….
Pati ka man achanak karne ko kara..
Pati apne saman me dairy milk ki chocolate lagana laga..
Patni ne pucha ye kya kar rahe ho..
Pati : Kuch karne se pahle kuch mitha ho jaye..
Naughty Wife Funny Hindi Jokes
Santa ke niche ke bal bahut badhe the
Ise uski wife bahut paresan Thi..
Ek din biwi ko saprise dene ke liye sare bal kat liye..
Aur andhere kamre me jake uske sath soo gya..
Job biwi ne andhere me pant me hath dala to boli :
“Devar ji aap kab aaye”
Ise uski wife bahut paresan Thi..
Ek din biwi ko saprise dene ke liye sare bal kat liye..
Aur andhere kamre me jake uske sath soo gya..
Job biwi ne andhere me pant me hath dala to boli :
“Devar ji aap kab aaye”
Pati Patni Aur Suhagraat Non Veg Funny Jokes
Suhagraat pe santa apni patni se puchta hai :
“Bata saadi se pahle kitni bar thuki hai ”
Patni : Ek bar bhi nahi thuki..
Pati : Sach sach bata mere pass chut napne ki machine hai..
Patni : Ek bar galti se ..
Pati :Sach bol warna machine lagau..
Patni : ji 10-12 bar..
Pati : Ruk machine lata hu tu nahi bolegi..
Patni : ja behen ke lode laga le machine…
jitni bar thuki hu utna to number bhi nahi hoga machine me..
“Bata saadi se pahle kitni bar thuki hai ”
Patni : Ek bar bhi nahi thuki..
Pati : Sach sach bata mere pass chut napne ki machine hai..
Patni : Ek bar galti se ..
Pati :Sach bol warna machine lagau..
Patni : ji 10-12 bar..
Pati : Ruk machine lata hu tu nahi bolegi..
Patni : ja behen ke lode laga le machine…
jitni bar thuki hu utna to number bhi nahi hoga machine me..
Pati Patni Aur Chor Non Veg Funny Hindi Jokes
Pati jab videsh se lauta to pati ko rote huye dekh
Usne patni se pucha kya bat hai ..
Patni : Kal rat 3 chor aaye the aur meri izzat loot ke chale gaye ..
Pati : Tumne unhe roka nahi ?
Patni : Mai roka unhe par o bolne lage..
Aaj aaur dam nahi bacha..
Kal hum fir aajayege..
Usne patni se pucha kya bat hai ..
Patni : Kal rat 3 chor aaye the aur meri izzat loot ke chale gaye ..
Pati : Tumne unhe roka nahi ?
Patni : Mai roka unhe par o bolne lage..
Aaj aaur dam nahi bacha..
Kal hum fir aajayege..
Bedroom Husband Wife Jokes Funny Hindi Jokes
Santa apni wife ko s*x me santusti nahi de pa raha tha..
Wo paresan hoke banta se kuch s*x ke tips leta hai
Agle din jab wo wife ke sath s*x kar raha hota hai
Wo puchta hai : Aaj kuch alag lag raha hai ?
Wife : Ha aaj aap bilkul banta ki tarah s*x kar rahe ho !!!
Wo paresan hoke banta se kuch s*x ke tips leta hai
Agle din jab wo wife ke sath s*x kar raha hota hai
Wo puchta hai : Aaj kuch alag lag raha hai ?
Wife : Ha aaj aap bilkul banta ki tarah s*x kar rahe ho !!!
Adult Husband Wife Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule
Ek Husband wife bohut jayada karte the,
karte karte kafi kamjor hi gaye the …
Unhone apni problem Doctor ko batai..
Doctor ne unhe ek upaye bataya :
“Jis din ke nam me ‘R’ aaye to ussi din karna !!
Couple man gaye..
.
Monday ko Husband puchta hai aaj kaun sa din hai ..
Wife : ” SomVaaR ” ..
Husband : Chalo kare …
karte karte kafi kamjor hi gaye the …
Unhone apni problem Doctor ko batai..
Doctor ne unhe ek upaye bataya :
“Jis din ke nam me ‘R’ aaye to ussi din karna !!
Couple man gaye..
.
Monday ko Husband puchta hai aaj kaun sa din hai ..
Wife : ” SomVaaR ” ..
Husband : Chalo kare …
Adult Bra Non Veg Jokes Wife Funny Chutkule
Ek adami Bra karidne ke liya Bra ki Dukan Me jata hai,,
Wi ek hi rang ki 5 Bra karid leta hai..
Wife Ek hi rang ke sare Bra dekh ke gusse me ho gai ..
Wife : Tum pagal ho kya , Ek hi rang ke sare Bra karid laye..
Log kya soche ge ki mai ek hi Bra roj pahanti hu..
Pati ghusse me : Kaun log ?
Wi ek hi rang ki 5 Bra karid leta hai..
Wife Ek hi rang ke sare Bra dekh ke gusse me ho gai ..
Wife : Tum pagal ho kya , Ek hi rang ke sare Bra karid laye..
Log kya soche ge ki mai ek hi Bra roj pahanti hu..
Pati ghusse me : Kaun log ?
Pati Patni Aur Suhagraat Non Veg Funny Jokes
Suhagraat pe santa apni patni se puchta hai :
“Bata saadi se pahle kitni bar thuki hai ”
Patni : Ek bar bhi nahi thuki..
Pati : Sach sach bata mere pass chut napne ki machine hai..
Patni : Ek bar galti se ..
Pati :Sach bol warna machine lagau..
Patni : ji 10-12 bar..
Pati : Ruk machine lata hu tu nahi bolegi..
Patni : ja behen ke lode laga le machine…
jitni bar thuki hu utna to number bhi nahi hoga machine me..
“Bata saadi se pahle kitni bar thuki hai ”
Patni : Ek bar bhi nahi thuki..
Pati : Sach sach bata mere pass chut napne ki machine hai..
Patni : Ek bar galti se ..
Pati :Sach bol warna machine lagau..
Patni : ji 10-12 bar..
Pati : Ruk machine lata hu tu nahi bolegi..
Patni : ja behen ke lode laga le machine…
jitni bar thuki hu utna to number bhi nahi hoga machine me..
Pati Patni Aur Chor Non Veg Funny Hindi Jokes
Pati jab videsh se lauta to pati ko rote huye dekh
Usne patni se pucha kya bat hai ..
Patni : Kal rat 3 chor aaye the aur meri izzat loot ke chale gaye ..
Pati : Tumne unhe roka nahi ?
Patni : Mai roka unhe par o bolne lage..
Aaj aaur dam nahi bacha..
Kal hum fir aajayege..
Usne patni se pucha kya bat hai ..
Patni : Kal rat 3 chor aaye the aur meri izzat loot ke chale gaye ..
Pati : Tumne unhe roka nahi ?
Patni : Mai roka unhe par o bolne lage..
Aaj aaur dam nahi bacha..
Kal hum fir aajayege..
Bedroom Husband Wife Jokes Funny Hindi Jokes
Santa apni wife ko s*x me santusti nahi de pa raha tha..
Wo paresan hoke banta se kuch s*x ke tips leta hai
Agle din jab wo wife ke sath s*x kar raha hota hai
Wo puchta hai : Aaj kuch alag lag raha hai ?
Wife : Ha aaj aap bilkul banta ki tarah s*x kar rahe ho !!!
Wo paresan hoke banta se kuch s*x ke tips leta hai
Agle din jab wo wife ke sath s*x kar raha hota hai
Wo puchta hai : Aaj kuch alag lag raha hai ?
Wife : Ha aaj aap bilkul banta ki tarah s*x kar rahe ho !!!
Adult Husband Wife Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule
Ek Husband wife bohut jayada karte the,
karte karte kafi kamjor hi gaye the …
Unhone apni problem Doctor ko batai..
Doctor ne unhe ek upaye bataya :
“Jis din ke nam me ‘R’ aaye to ussi din karna !!
Couple man gaye..
.
Monday ko Husband puchta hai aaj kaun sa din hai ..
Wife : ” SomVaaR ” ..
Husband : Chalo kare …
karte karte kafi kamjor hi gaye the …
Unhone apni problem Doctor ko batai..
Doctor ne unhe ek upaye bataya :
“Jis din ke nam me ‘R’ aaye to ussi din karna !!
Couple man gaye..
.
Monday ko Husband puchta hai aaj kaun sa din hai ..
Wife : ” SomVaaR ” ..
Husband : Chalo kare …
Adult Bra Non Veg Jokes Wife Funny Chutkule
Ek adami Bra karidne ke liya Bra ki Dukan Me jata hai,,
Wi ek hi rang ki 5 Bra karid leta hai..
Wife Ek hi rang ke sare Bra dekh ke gusse me ho gai ..
Wife : Tum pagal ho kya , Ek hi rang ke sare Bra karid laye..
Log kya soche ge ki mai ek hi Bra roj pahanti hu..
Pati ghusse me : Kaun log ?
Wi ek hi rang ki 5 Bra karid leta hai..
Wife Ek hi rang ke sare Bra dekh ke gusse me ho gai ..
Wife : Tum pagal ho kya , Ek hi rang ke sare Bra karid laye..
Log kya soche ge ki mai ek hi Bra roj pahanti hu..
Pati ghusse me : Kaun log ?
Pati Patni Suhagraat Funny Jokes In Hindi
Suhagraat se pahle,
Pati bhagwan se prathna kar raha tha…,
Patni : Kya prathna kar rahe ho …
Pati : Yahi ki bhagwan mujhe sahi rasta dekhaye…
Patni : Sahi rasta to mai dikha dungi..
Tum bas mehnat karna …
Pati bhagwan se prathna kar raha tha…,
Patni : Kya prathna kar rahe ho …
Pati : Yahi ki bhagwan mujhe sahi rasta dekhaye…
Patni : Sahi rasta to mai dikha dungi..
Tum bas mehnat karna …
Pati Patni Non Veg Funny SMS And Jokes
Ek nai naveli jawan dulhan ka pati USA kamane gya tha..
Patni usko roj apni Langi photo bhejti
Aur message me likhti : Mai aisehi aap ka wait kar rahi hu..
Jaldi aajao aap..
Pati : Wo sab to thik hai
Pahale ye bata ki ye photo ghichta kaun hai teri…
Patni usko roj apni Langi photo bhejti
Aur message me likhti : Mai aisehi aap ka wait kar rahi hu..
Jaldi aajao aap..
Pati : Wo sab to thik hai
Pahale ye bata ki ye photo ghichta kaun hai teri…
Honeymoon Bleeding Funny Jokes In Hindi
Suhagraat ke bad pati ne ptni se puch..
Pati : Aree khun to nikla hin nahi…
Patni ne jabab diya..
Patni : Kyu be behen ke lode,
Ander kya tune tir mara tha ,
Jo khun nikalega..
Pati : Aree khun to nikla hin nahi…
Patni ne jabab diya..
Patni : Kyu be behen ke lode,
Ander kya tune tir mara tha ,
Jo khun nikalega..
Suhagraat Adult Funny Jokes Pati Patni
Santa : Bhai , Suhagraat Kaisi Rahi..
Banta : Mat puch yar,
Rat ko light hi chali gai,
Pahle to 5-6 misscall laga,
Fir 2-3 worng number,
Jab sahi call lagi to balance hi khatam ho gya…
Banta : Mat puch yar,
Rat ko light hi chali gai,
Pahle to 5-6 misscall laga,
Fir 2-3 worng number,
Jab sahi call lagi to balance hi khatam ho gya…
Best Suhagraat Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule
Suhagraat pe
Pati : Kaisa Lag raha hai ?
Patni : Bahut bekar lag raha hai..
Pati : Kyu ?
Patni : Patni Pahle mai GSM thi,
To koi bhi SIM dal sakti thi,
Ab CDMA ho gai , Isliye ek hi SIM hamesa dalna padega
Pati : Kaisa Lag raha hai ?
Patni : Bahut bekar lag raha hai..
Pati : Kyu ?
Patni : Patni Pahle mai GSM thi,
To koi bhi SIM dal sakti thi,
Ab CDMA ho gai , Isliye ek hi SIM hamesa dalna padega
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