Husband Wife - Pati patni Jokes

Husband Wife - Pati patni Jokes

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Nirmal Baba Funny Jokes Pati Patni Chutkule

Patni : Mai ghar chor ke ja rahi hu..
Pati : Thik hai ,, mai nirmal baba ke paas ja raha hu..
Patni : Kyu mujhe wapash pane ki duwa mangane ,,,,
Pati : Nahi …unhe batana hai … kripa aane lagi hai..

Latest Pati Patni Funny Jokes And Chutkule

Pati patni ke sath party me gaya..
Waha pati ek mahila se ghul mil gaya..
Patni : Ghar jake sar ke chut pe ye waha malham laga lena…
Pati : Par mere sar pe chot lagi kaha hai…
Patni : Hum ghar pahuche bhi to nahi hai…

Pati Patni Facebook What's App Funny Jokes

Pati pura din facebook aur whats app me laga rahta tha..
Patni : Mai to tang aagai hu aap se..
Ab aap jitna time facebook whats app ko doge
Mai utna time Flipkart , Amazone aur Minta ko dungii

Most Funny Pati Patni Jokes And Chutkule

Santa : Raj par jo musibat aayi hai….
uske baare mein tumne suna kya???
Banta : Nahi to ki hoya??
Santa : Arey meri biwi uske sath bhaag gayi hai

Funny Santa Ki Patni Hindi Jokes Chutkule

Jadugar : Mai tumhari patni ko 2 tukade me bat dunga..
Santa : Kya kar raha hai bhai…
Ek to sambhalti nahi..
Aur tu 2 karne chala hai…

Santa Banta Full Comedy Jokes Chutkule

Banta Santa ke ghar aaya to dekhta hai ki..
Ek sanp santa ki biwi ko kat raha hai..
Banta chilaya : Bhai bhabhi ko sanp kat raha hai..
Santa itminan se bola :
Sanp nahi kat raha…
wo sanp ka jahar katam ho gya hai…
recharge karwane aaya hai…

Santa Banta Most Funny Jokes Ever & Chutkule

Santa ( Bnata se ) :
Garmiyo me mujhe dohari khushi milti hai …
Banta : Par kyu ??
Santa : Meri biwi garmiye ke chutti me maike chali jaya hai..
Aur Mohalle se gai ladki apne maike aajati hai

Santa Banta Best Funny Jokes In Hindi Chutkule

Banta Santa ke ghar gya ..
Banta : Yar santa…teri aur bhabhi ki jodhi to
sita-ram ki joksi lagti hai..
Santa : Kaha yar..
Isse to na dharti nigalti hai na hi
koi raavan utha ke le jata hai…

Funny Jokes Between Santa Banta And Chutkule

Santa ( Banta se ) : Mujhe shadi me BMW mili hai..
Banta : Waoooo
Par tere pass to koi car hai hi nahi..
Santa : BMW Ka Matlab hai “Bahut Moti Wife” ….

Latest Santa Banta Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Santa (Dost se) : Maine apni girlfriend se wada kiya tha ki..
mai uske liye koi bhi taklif sah sakta hu….
yaha tak ki mai narak ka rasata bhi tay kar sakta hu..
Dost : To tune wada pura kiya…
Santa : Han maine usse shadi kar li…

Dokhebad Patni Funny Jokes And Chutkule

Banta : Yar aaj tere phone pe badhe  “I Love You ”
ke message aarahe hai…
teri patni kitna pyar karta hai tujhse…
Santa : Nahi yar wo bat nahi hai..
Darsal mai aaj apni biwi ka phone utha laya hu…

Latest Santa Banta Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Santa (Dost se) : Maine apni girlfriend se wada kiya tha ki..
mai uske liye koi bhi taklif sah sakta hu….
yaha tak ki mai narak ka rasata bhi tay kar sakta hu..
Dost : To tune wada pura kiya…
Santa : Han maine usse shadi kar li…

Pati Patni Ladai Jhagdha Jokes & Funny Chutkule

Pati : Kya bat hai aaj saj dhaj ke kaha ja rahi hai..
Patni : Aatam hatya karne ja rahi hu …
Pati : To isme sajane wali kya bat hai…
Patni : Kal meri photo bhi to aayegi aakhbar me…

Pathan Ki Biwi Funny Jokes And Chutkule

Pathan Aapne biwi ke kabar pe
pankha chala ke jor jor se ro raha tha…
Ek aadhmi ne bola : Kya pyar hai inka..
Pathan : Payar wayar kuch nahi hai..
meri biwi nw bola tha …meri kabar ki mitti sukhe tabhi shadi karna…
Aur sala kyu roj char balti pani kabar pe dal jata hai…

Funny Pathan Aur Begam Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Raat ke 2 baje pathan ke begam ka phone bajha..
pathan ne begam ka phone dekha to message tha : “Beautifull”
Pathan gusse se lal ho gya…
Usne ussi time begam ko uthaya…
Pathan : Ye tumhe kaun beautifull likhkar message kar raha haiii…
Biwi ghabara gai …aur phone dekh gali..
Fir chilla ke bolli… aree bevkuf “Beautifull” nahi “Battary full likha hai”

Funny Shadi Jokes And Hindi Chutkule

Shadi ke mandap me ladka dulahan se kahata hai :
“Mere 10 ladkiyo ke sath prem sambandh rahe hai”
Ladki : Mujhe to pahle se yakin tha..
Jab kuldali mili to character bhi milna hi tha…

Santa Ki Biwi Aur Girlfriend Funny Jokes

Santa apni biwi ke sath shoping mall gya..
Usse ek ladki ne hello bola..
Patni : Kaun thi ye aurat..
Santa : Bhagwan ke liye chup ho ja..
ab yehi sawal wo bhi puchegi…

Bevafa Patni Funny Jokes Pati Patni Chutkule

Ek ladki shadi ke kuch mahine bad apne saheli se mili
Ladki ne udash maan se kaha..
“Meri to jindagi hi barbad ho gai..
Jo aaisa pati mila hai mujhe”
Saheli : Kyu kya huwa ?
Patni : Unka kisi aur ladki se chakkar chal rah hai..
Saheli : Tumhe kaise pata ?
Patni : Mere boyfriend ne bataya..
wo bhi unhi ke office me kam karta hai…

Party Me Aurate Lady Party Jokes & Chutkule

Ek party me ek aurat dusare aurat se puchatii hai,,,
wo jo sundar si ladki jo sarab bat rahi thi..
Kaha gai wo..
Dusari Aurat : Kyu tumhe sarab chahiye kya ?
Pahle Aurat : Nahi mai to apne pati ko dundh rahi hu !!!!

Pati Ki Kushi Patni Funny Jokes In Hindi

Ek aadami ki biwi kho gai,,,
Toh usne akhbar me kuch iss tareah se istihar diya…
“Meri biwi 5 din se ghar nahi aai..
Kisi ne usse dundha ki koshish ki,
ya mere ghar pahuchaya to jana ne mar dunga usko “

Patni Ko Marna Pati Ka Sapna Funny Jokes

Bus ke gate pe ladke mushafi se conductor me kaha..
“Bus me aajao tumhe chod lag jayegi..”
Par wo adami andar nahi aaya..
Condutor : Dekhu tumhe biwi ki kasam..
tumhari  biwi mar jayegi,,,, andar aajo…
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Fir kya tha..
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Seat pe baithe yatri bhi bus ke gate pe latak gaye..

Patni Se Talak In Court Funny Jokes & Chutkule

Court me pati patni ke takal ka case chal raha tha
Pati : Mujhe apni patni se talak lena hai..
ye 6 mahine se nahi bol rahi…
Judge : Soch le … Aisi patni bar bar nahi milti

Pati Patni Honeymoon Funny Jokes & Chutkule

Naya nawela joda honeymoon pe gya..
Pati ne badhe pyar se pucha :
“May I Kiss You”
Patni : Aap bhi na..
maine to aaj tak gairo ko bhi mana nahi kiya..
tph aap to apne hai…

Talaq Pati Patni Funny Jokes & Hindi Chutkule

Ek mahila apne saheli se bata rahi thi..
“Talaq ke bad mere pati aur mere bich barabar barabar bat gya…
2 bache unke paas rah gaye…aur 2 mere pass…
Saheli : Aur Jayedad ke shath kya huwa ..
Patni : Wo bhi barabar barabar bata..
Hadha unke vakil ke paas aur adha mere vakil ke paas

Pati Patni Ka Jhagdha Funny Jokes & Chutkule

Pati (Apne dost se) : Yar kal mili patni se kafi tagada jhagadha ho gya..
Dost : Kyu aaisa kyu huwa ?
Pati : Kuch nahi yar.. mujhe ghar par rah ke match dekhna tha..
Aur wo cinema dekhane jane ki jid kar rahi thi//
Dost : To tu wapis kab tak aaye..
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jinko joke samjh nahi aaya wo chota bhim dekhe !!!

Pati Ki Pitai Funny Jokes & Hindi Chutkule

Banta : Aur Bhai santa teri life kaisi chal rahi hai..
Santa : Mai aur meri patni ek dam khushi se rahte hai..
Banta : Yar mujhe bhi to bat ….apni khushi ka raaz ????
Santa : Meri patni mujhe jhadu aur bartan frk ke marti hai..
Nishana lag gaya to wo khush warna mai khush

Policy Agent Funny Jokes & Hindi Chutkule

Ek aadami ne apne pure pariwar aur Makan ka bima karwaya..
Kuch dino bad uske makan me aag lag gai..
Policy wale aaye aur ghar ki ache se jach ki..
Fir unhone bola.. humari policy ek dam achi hai..
Hum aap ko aaisa hi makan bana ke denge..
Adami : Agar aisa hai to mai apni patni ki policy
abhi khatam karna chahta hu…

Jija Sali Romantic Jokes & Funny Chutkule

Jija apni Sali se bola..
“Maine bahut badha murkh tha jo tumhari behen se shadi ki…”
Sali : Ha aur andhe bhi jo
bagal me khadhi mai nahi dikhi aap ko…

Teacher Student Funny Question Answer In Hindi

Teacher Student Funny Question Answer Jokes In Hindi

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Teacher student jokes

Student : Master ji aaise patni ko kya kahege jo..
Gori Ho…lambi ho..
Sundar hu..samjhdar ho..
Pati ko samjhe….
Aur Kabhi Jhagdha na kare …
Teacher : Man ka waham !!!

Eunny questions and answers in hindi

Teacher : Dusro ki madad karne wala mahan aadmi hota hai..
Student : Par Master Ji ,
Exam me to na aap mahan bante hai aur
na hi hame mahan banane dete hai..

Student and teacher jokes

Student : sir kya aap mujhe uss kam ke liye saja denge jo maine kiya hi nahi..
Teacher : Nahi beta …
Student : Sir mai aaj maine Home Work nahi kiya..

Teacher and student jokes

Teacher : Sabse jayada nasa kisme hota hai…
Student : Kitabo me..
Kolte hi nind aajati hai..

Teacher and student jokes

Teacher : Bhaichara isstemal karte huwe koi waqay batao..
Student : Kal maine aone dudh wale se pucha..
Tum dudh itna mahanga kyu bechate ho..
Toh usne jabab diya ..
“Bhai chara mahanga ho gya hai”

Teacher jokes

Teacher : Sineour aur juniour me kya farak hai ?
Student : Sir jo sandar ke paas rahta hai wo seniour (sea near) hai..
Aur jo chidiya ghar ke paas rahata hai wo juniour (zoo near) hai..
Teacher Behosh

Student teacher jokes

Teacher : Bacho batao 1869 me kya huwa tha ?
Student : Sir gandhi ji ka janam huwa tha..
Teacher : Acha batao 1973 me kya huwa tha..

Student : Sir gandhi ji 4 sal ke ho gaye the…
Teacher : Ha beta agla bharat ratan tere ko hi milega..

Pati Patni Aur Dost Funny Jokes & Chutkule

2 dost kafi salo bad mili ..
Pata chala ki dono ki sadi ho gai..
Pahla dost : Kaisi hai bhabhi ?
Dusara Dost : Sawag ki apsara hai.. teri patni kaisi hai..
Pahla dost : Meri patni to abhi jinda hai….

Policy Agent Funny Jokes & Hindi Chutkule

Ek aadami ne apne pure pariwar aur Makan ka bima karwaya..
Kuch dino bad uske makan me aag lag gai..
Policy wale aaye aur ghar ki ache se jach ki..
Fir unhone bola.. humari policy ek dam achi hai..
Hum aap ko aaisa hi makan bana ke denge..
Adami : Agar aisa hai to mai apni patni ki policy
abhi khatam karna chahta hu…

Jija Sali Romantic Jokes & Funny Chutkule

Jija apni Sali se bola..
“Maine bahut badha murkh tha jo tumhari behen se shadi ki…”
Sali : Ha aur andhe bhi jo
bagal me khadhi mai nahi dikhi aap ko…

Teacher Student Funny Question Answer In Hindi

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Teacher student jokes

Student : Master ji aaise patni ko kya kahege jo..
Gori Ho…lambi ho..
Sundar hu..samjhdar ho..
Pati ko samjhe….
Aur Kabhi Jhagdha na kare …
Teacher : Man ka waham !!!

Eunny questions and answers in hindi

Teacher : Dusro ki madad karne wala mahan aadmi hota hai..
Student : Par Master Ji ,
Exam me to na aap mahan bante hai aur
na hi hame mahan banane dete hai..

Student and teacher jokes

Student : sir kya aap mujhe uss kam ke liye saja denge jo maine kiya hi nahi..
Teacher : Nahi beta …
Student : Sir mai aaj maine Home Work nahi kiya..

Teacher and student jokes

Teacher : Sabse jayada nasa kisme hota hai…
Student : Kitabo me..
Kolte hi nind aajati hai..

Teacher and student jokes

Teacher : Bhaichara isstemal karte huwe koi waqay batao..
Student : Kal maine aone dudh wale se pucha..
Tum dudh itna mahanga kyu bechate ho..
Toh usne jabab diya ..
“Bhai chara mahanga ho gya hai”

Teacher jokes

Teacher : Sineour aur juniour me kya farak hai ?
Student : Sir jo sandar ke paas rahta hai wo seniour (sea near) hai..
Aur jo chidiya ghar ke paas rahata hai wo juniour (zoo near) hai..
Teacher Behosh

Student teacher jokes

Teacher : Bacho batao 1869 me kya huwa tha ?
Student : Sir gandhi ji ka janam huwa tha..
Teacher : Acha batao 1973 me kya huwa tha..

Student : Sir gandhi ji 4 sal ke ho gaye the…
Teacher : Ha beta agla bharat ratan tere ko hi milega..

Pati Pati Jewellery Demand Funny jokes

Patni : Banaras jao to sari le aana..
Dubai jao to jewellery le aana …
France jao to perfume le aana..
Pati : Agar narak jau to ?
Patni : Toh enjoy your self !!!!

Pati Patni Sawal Jabab Funny Hindi Jokes

Pati ka dost : Yar Bhabhi ka kya nam hai ?
Pati : Google !!
Dost : Ye kaisa nam hai ?
Pati :  Ek sawal karo to 100 jabab milte hai ….

Pati Patni Aur Sasu Funny Jokes & Chutkule

Pati patni ko suprise dene ke liye
nau car kharid laya..
Ghar pahuchate hi ussne patni ko aawaj lagai..
Pati :  Ye dekho maine tumhara sapna pura kar diya..
Patni chilate huwe ghar se bahar aai
“Hey Bagwan sasu maa ko kya ho gya”

Santa Banta Ke Sawal Jabab Funny Jokes

Santa (Banta se ) : Yar banta ek sawal ka jabab de !!!
Banta : Puch …
Santa : Hum logo ko pata nahi shadi karne ke nuksan
fir bhi hum shadi kyu karte hai ?
Banta : Dekh bhai… shadi ke bad aadami swag gya to usse
rahat aur aanand ka anubhav hota hai..
Par wo narak gya tha usse ghar wali hi feeling aayegi waha..
dono me adami ka fayada hai…

Patni Ka Dar Funny Jokes & Hindi Chutkila

Pappu : Papa mai sadi nahi karuga..
Mujhe sari aurto se dar lagta hai
Papa : Kar le beta ..
Sadi ke bad sirf ek se darega..
Baki achi lagne lagegi…

Pati Patni Ladai Jokes Hindi Funny Chutkile

Wife : Jara kitchen se namak la dena..
Husband : Yaha to koi namak nahi hai !!!
Wife : Tum to andhe ho ..
Kamchor ho ek number ke..
Koi bhi kam dhang se nahi hota..
Mujhe pata tha aaisa hi bologe tum … to mai namak pahle hi le aai..
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Pati wahi behosh ho gya

Patni Ko Bhagane Ka Upaye Funny Jokes Chutkile

Pati ghar me dakhi hota hota hai
Patni :  Dekho tum aaise hi gande rahoge aur nahao ge nahi to
mai maike chali jaugi..
Pati muskaraya aur dukan ki tarf bhaga..
Pati (Dukandar se) : Ye jo mai aap se abhi sabun le gya tha..
aap esse wapis rakh lo.. ab mujhe iski jarut nahi…