funny poetry urdu
Engineering College Student:
“Rehne Ki Yahan Sabki Aukat Nahi Hoti
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Bina Beer Aur Daaru Ke Yahan Raat Nahi Hoti
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Ye Engineering College Hai Mere Dost
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‘I want dad to do me a favour
just bring me an endavour
fir banuga m har ek kudi da flavour
nale apa karange cruze
har kudi kare choose
vekh taur mitran di
ud jave sabdian fuse
fir nit gedi yaran nal lava
sohni kudiyan ae fasavan
jedi deve response ohnu numbr fadauna’
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Aik aadmi sarak par ja raha tha ke aik naujwan
cycle par uss se a takraya..
Woh aadmi bola: Baraikain naheen mar saktey thay..
Cycle wala bola: Mein ne tau poori cycle aapko mar de hai aap braikon ki bat kar rahe hain..
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Mard Honi Chaiye Khaton Hona Chaiye
Ab Grammar Ka Ye Kanon Hona Chaiye,
Nursery Ka Dakhla B Ab Sar’sari Mat Janiye
Apke Bache Ko Aflaton Hona Chaiye,
Raat Ko Bache Parhai Ki Aziyat Se Bachy
Inko TV Ka Boht Mamnon Hona Chaiye,
Doston English Zarori Hy Hamary Liye
Fail Hone Ko B Koi Mazmon Hona Chaiye,
Sirf Mehnat Kya Hy Anwar Kamyabi K Liye
Koi uper Se B Telephone Hona Chaiye.
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Khushiyon ka ek sansaar leke ayenge,
patjhar mei bhi bahar leke ayenge,
jab bhi pukaroge pyar se hame,
maut se bhi saansen udhar leke ayenge...!
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Meray dil mai dhoom jis larki ne mcha “rakhi” hai
Naam us shokh Haseena ka “Allah-rakhi” hai
Main “Allah-rakha” hoon, Wo “Allah-rakhi” hai
Shayad Allah ny wo mere liye hi bana “rakhi” hai
Kehtay hain k “rakhi”hui cheez hi kaam aati hai
Is liye mene”rakhi” se laga”rakhi” hai
Ab Haqiqat to ye batany k liye “rakhi” hai
Ke “rakhi” ne raton ki neend ura “rakhi” hai
Ye kya tumne “rakhi rakhi” laga “rakhi” hai
Kambakht”rakhi” ne to ksi or se laga “rakhi” hai.
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‘HO Gya MerAy LoVe kA Drop Seen. . .
Hum Ne Kaha Chal Bhag Chalain,
Wo Saath Me Le Ai Bachay Teen’
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Doctor Ne Pathan Ko Samjhaya Ke Agar Wo Roz 3 Km Chale To 1 Saal Mein 50 Kg Wazan kam Ho Jaye Ga.
1 Saal Baad Pathan Ne Doctor Ko Call Ki,
Doctor Sahib Wazan To Kam Ho Geya Hy Magar 1 Problem Ho Gayi
Dr: What problem.
Pathan: Khocha Ham Apna Ghar se 1100km Door Pohanch Geya Hy…
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Deeiray dheeray dil main utarta jata hai koi,
Mujh ko MAIRI JAAN bulata hai koi,
Main toot ke bikhar jaon, ye mumkin nahi,
Boht piyar se sath apne mujhe sulata hai koi.........
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Bheeg jaati hain meri palkein jab tanhai main
Dar lagta hai, koi wajah jaan na le.
Dar to yun bhi lagta hai k koi meri
Aankhon me tumhe dekh k��pehchaan na le.
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Dil ko jalaney se kiya Faida….
Aansoo Bahaney Se kiya Faida….
Jab Usne hi Humein Chor
diya.
Ab Us K chhotey bhai ko Cheez Dilaney
ka kiya Faida.
(,”)/Aby oye!
<)(Chal nikal
//bara aya chilli milli
Dilo Do… :-D
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Aaaaaaaaaahhhhh…..
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Kuch Samajh Mein Aya??
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Nahi Na?
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Kadi Thandi Coke Peeti Hovay Te Pata Lagy Na..
(‘.”)/ Lal Sharbat
<).( Peen Waleyo!
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Khuda kisi ko kisi pey fidaa na kare,
Kare to qayamat tak judaa na kare.
Ye maana ki koi marta nahi judaai mein,
Lekin jee bhi to nahi paata tanhaai mein!
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Daastaan-e-Ishq Mein Lazawal-e-Wafa
Ho Jaa…..
Musalsal Khafa Hi Rehna Hy
To Dafa Ho Ja Dafa Ho Ja..
Ghalib ka B.P high hy aj yar:D
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Tarasti nazron ki pyaas ho tum,
Taraptay dil ki aas ho tum,
Bujhti zindagi ki saans ho tum,
Phir kaise na kahu kuch khaas ho tum.
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After Falling In Love:
“Jeeney Laga
Hoon… Pehle Se Zeyda”
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After Break- Up Peeney Laga Hoon
Pehle Se Zeyada…”
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Tumhari yaad aati hai to aankhein bheeg jaati hai,
Tumhari yaad aati hai to raat beet jaati hai,
Bhulana to bahut chaha magar yaadein to yaadein hai,
Kabhi hum haar jaate hai kabhi yeh jeet jaati hai.
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Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai,
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zyada mat socho ye sab bakwas hai.
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‘.Apki Kahani, humari Jubani..
Apke pas dimag hai,
Chalta nai alag baat hai..
Aap smart hai,
Koi manta nahi alag baat hai..
Aap shareef hai,
Lagte nahi alag baat hai..
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Kaafi izzat hai, aapki,
Koi karta nahi alag baat hai..
Aapki beijati ho rahi hai,
Aap phir Bhi yea statua padh rahe hai..
Kiya baat hai.’
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Aaj kuch ghabraaye se lagte ho,
Thand se kuch kap-kapaaye se lagte ho,
Nikhar kar aayi hai soorat aapki,
BAHUT DINO KE BAAD NAHAAYE SE LAGTE HO..
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Salesman: Sir, Cockroach k
Liye
Powder Loge Kya?
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Santa: Nahi, Hum
Cockroach Ko Itna
Laad Pyar Nahi Karte! Aaj
Powder Laga
Denge To Kal Sala DEO
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Duniya mein sab begane hain,
Jise hum chahte hai woh auron ke Deewanay hain,
Guzre kal ki yahi kahani hain,
Kuch khud baraad hue kuch unki meharbaani hain.
Aaj kuch ghabraaye se lagte ho,
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Special english shayari:
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.’The janaza of aashiq is nikla from
the gali
of mehbuba with very zor-shor,
‘The janaza of aashiq is nikla from
the gali
of mehbuba with very zor-shor,
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The mehbuba jhaaki from the door&
boli,
Mar gaya haramkhor’
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Dil mein ab Dard-e-Mohabbat ke siva kuch nahi,
Zindagi mein ab teri Ibadat ke siva kuch nahi,
Mein Tohfe mein tujhe kya pesh karu,
Mere daman mein kaanton ke siva kuch nahi.
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Ek Baat Humesha Yaad Rakhna
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Dunya Mein Kuch Mile Na Mile
Do Cheezein Haq Se Leni Chaiye
Ek Samose K Sath Extra Chatni
Aur
Dusra Gol Gappe K Sath
Uska Pani…
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Mayoos Ho Kar Na Jao Hamari Mehfil Se
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“Dost”
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Thori Dair or Baitho Bas Langar Khulne Hi Wala Hai,
(,”)/’
/) / . Ruk Oye
_/ /_ Biryani Hai..
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Mard Honi Chahiye, Khatoon Hona Chahiye,
Ab Grammer Ka Yehi Kanoon Hona Chahiye,
Nursery Ka Daakhla Bhi Ab Sar’sari Mat Janiye,
Aap Ke Bache Ko Aflaatoon Hona Chahiye,
Raat Ko Bache Parhayi Ki Aziyat Se Bache,
In Ko TV Ka Bohat Mamnoon Hona Chahiye,
Doston English Zaroori Hai Hamare Wastey,
Fail Honey Ko Bhi Koi Mazmoon Hona Chahiye,
Sirf Mehnat Kya Hai Anwar Kamyaabi Ke Liye,
Koi Ooper Se Bhi Telephone Hona Chahiye..
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Ek Bewafa ki yaad me maine Haatho me Jam Utha liya
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Phir lagaya bread pe Aur fatafat Kha liya.
Moral: Saare Ashiq Bewade nhi hote,
kuch Bhookhe bhi hote hai….
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What is confidence?
10 boys decided to propose a girl…
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9 boys came with roses,
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1 boy came with .
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“MOLVI”
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This is confidence….!!
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Jo mushkil se mily
wo hy
(khushi)
jo kisi kisi ko mily
Wo hy
(pyar)
jo sbko mily
wo hy
(gham)
jo nseb walon ko mily
wo hy
(‘:’)
<) (>(HUM).
Hai na bt me Dum
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Ek Pagal ne Admi ko thapar mara
Dono ko adalat mein le jaya gya
Juj ne Pagal ko saza sunaie k tum 5 rupe jurmana aada kro
Pagal ne 10 rupe de ker ek thapar juj ko bhi maar dia
or
Kaha:
Dowein 5 5 kr lo mere kol khulle koi nai.
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Aik Murghi ka Kawway se rishta ho gaya ,
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Jab Murghay ko pata chala, to wo Murghi k paas gaya or Bola:
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Mujh men kya kami hai? Smart hoon, Kawway se zyada khoobsurat hun, Tumhari biradari ka hun,
Meri awaz pooray sheher men goonjti hai.
Murghon ki Union ka President hun”
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Murghi:
Main tumhare jazbaat ki qadar karti hun,
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Lekin!!
Amma Abba ki khwahish hai k Larka Air Force men ho ;-)
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‘Jee bhar k rone de aaj mujhe
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=khawaja=
Ek hi Larki Ka number tha MOLVI ki baaton me aa k delete Kar diya.
(‘-’)
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MOLVI tu hun menu nzr aa sai?’
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Aj udass hoon to kisi ne bhi aawaz nhi di,
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Parso daig wandi c te
“RANA Sahb” “RANA Sahb”
ho rai c…
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‘Jati Nahi Ankho Se Ab Surat Uski,
Jati Nahi Dil Se Mohabat Uski,
Mehsus Ye Hota Hai Jeene Ke Liye,
Pahle Se Jyada Ab Jarurat Hai Uski.’
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Aapko 2 baten btata hun wo b free me
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1: ksi ko free me itna free mat kro k wo free me itna free hojae
k free hi na rehne de or Ap free hote hue b free na hon
or wo free me Apko free samajh kr Apko free karde
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2: ksi se free me itna free hojao k usay free me Apke free honay
ka pata na chalay or usay free me b free na rehne do or wo free
hote hue b free na ho or wo free free me phansa rahe or Ap free me usay free krdo
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Kuch samajh aya FREE me?.
(bheja fry shayari)
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‘Wo Jo Mehboob Ki Yaad Me.
Jagty He Tanha Raato Ko.
Srf Wo hi Bta Skte He
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Kon Se Mobile Ki Batery Timing Behtar Hai.’
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Hamen Shadi ka koi shoq nhi hy..
“R_G”
Ye to mustaqbil me aane wale bachon
ki zid hy.
K
Hum Abu,Ammi Chahiye…
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Fakeer: Moula k Naam Par Kuch Dedo?
Admi: Tamaator Khao.
Fakeer: Khaana Dedo?
Admi: Tamaator Khao.
Fakeer: Acha Roti Hi Dedo?
Admi: Tamaator Khao.
Fakeer: Aakhir Tamator Hi Q Khaaon?
Admi ki B.V Aa Kar Boli:
Ye Totla Hai, Keh Raha Hai, Kamaa Kar Khao.
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Na ishq kar mare yaar
yeh ladkiya bahut satati hai,
na karna in par aitbaar
yah kharcha bahut karwati hai,,
recharge tum karwa ke dete ho
aur number mera lagati hai …
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1 Rupia 1 Lakh Nai Hota,
Mgr Phr B
1 Rupia Lakh Se Nikal Jaye To Wo Bi Lakh Nahi Rehta
ap mere Lakhon Doston Mn Bus Wohi 1 Rupia Ho!
Smjay Theepay K Moo Waly.
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‘Ek dukhi girlfriend ne,
Apne boyfrnd ke liye,
Shayari likhi…..
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Phoolo ka raja,
Baharo ka shahzada…
Dil tor kar chala gaya ..
KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA’
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Agar Facebook Pakistan Mein Ejaad Hota to?
Like: Lush
Comment: Jhuti Tareef.
Unlike: Ponka
Single: Akeli hai, Patalo isay
In a Relationship with Asim: Asim k Saath Full time Chakkar
Home: Apna Adda
Add as Friend: Yaar Banao aur Chakkar Chalao
Remove Friend: Isko Chor, New Pata
Friendlist: Apnay Jigri Yaar :-)
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Dosti karna��hamain bhi sikhado zara,
Us dil k konay mein hum ko bhi bithado zara,
Hum tumharay dil mein hain k nahi,
Zuban say na sahi sms se to batado zara.
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Arz kiya hai
Teri soorat meri aankhon main kuch is tarah bas gayi
Teri soorat meri aankhon main kuch is tarah bas gayi
Wah Wah Wah
Teri soorat meri aankhon main kuch is tarah bas gayi
Jaisay chotay se raksha main moti Aunty phans gayi.
Tere Pyar ki chabhi mil na saki,mere dil ka tala toot gaya
Posted in Funny poetry sms,Urdu sms by Nasira
Tere Pyar ki chabhi mil na saki,mere dil ka tala toot gaya
Thane me report likhwadi hai,mujhe ghar ka bhedi loot gaya
Ek tala hoto khol bhi loon is dar pe to hain lakhon tale
Tale pe nazar allah ki hai chabhi ka nasiba phoot gaya
Is shakal ka hal sochne ko lohar bhi mere saath gaya
Mere paas na jab nikle paise lohar bhi mujhse rooth gaya
Kis shouq se maine
Jab teri mummi ne dekh liya mere hath se daman choot gaya
Dil hi nahi tere mahfil me joote bhi churay jate hain
kal teri chappal ghayab thi aaj hamara boot gaya
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Aap ki DOSTI ka sila her haal main daingay,
Koi maangay yeh DOSTI to usay taal daingay.
Agar dil nay kaha k tum BEWAFA ho,
To qasam say is DIL ko bhi SEENAY say nikal daingay.
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‘Girls poem:
Mohabbat to kisi ek se
karungi
Ho sake to kisi nek se
karungi
Lekin jab tak na milega,wo
nek….
“TRY”to har ek pe
karungi :;-)’
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Teri qurbat mili ..Magar tera sahara na milaa..
Qareeb pohunch kar bhi sahil ka kinara na mila..
Dekhta raha ghoor se main hatheli apniii
Magar mujhay apni qismat ka sitara na mila...
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Meray dil mai dhoom jis larki ne mcha “rakhi” hai
Naam us shokh Haseena ka “Allah-rakhi” hai
Main “Allah-rakha” hoon, Wo “Allah-rakhi” hai
Shayad Allah ny wo mere liye hi bana “rakhi” hai
Kehtay hain k “rakhi”hui cheez hi kaam aati hai
Is liye mene”rakhi” se laga”rakhi” hai
Ab Haqiqat to ye batany k liye “rakhi” hai
Ke “rakhi” ne raton ki neend ura “rakhi” hai
Ye kya tumne “rakhi rakhi” laga “rakhi” hai
Kambakht”rakhi” ne to ksi or se laga “rakhi” hai.
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zindgi kisi ki mohtaj nahi hoti
dosti sirf jazbaat nahi hoti
kuch to khayal aaya hoga khuda ko,
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Wife:
Jaanu Kash Aap Sms Hotay,
Main Aap Ko Save Karti,
Husband:
Jaan-e-Man, Kaash Tum Ring Tone Hoti,
Main Her Haftay Tumhe Change Karta…
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Aankhon mein aansuon ko ubharne naa diya,
Mitti ke motioyn ko bikhrane naa diya,
Jiss raah par pade tere kadmon ke nishan,
Uss raah se kissi ko guzrane naa diya.
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: £ÅMßÀR irshad Farmate hain.:-)
“ishq Karne Se Pehle Us Ka Anjam Dekh Lo”
Agr Phir Bhi Samaj Na Aaye To.
Film Tere Naam Dekh Lo….:-)
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Aisi apni wife ho
aisi apni wife ho
5.5 jiski hight ho
jeans jiski tight ho
chehra jiska bright ho
waight main thori light ho
umer main diffrence slight ho
thori se woh quite ho
to mamorable her ek night ho
aisi apni wife ho
sarak per sub kaheen kia cute hey
bheer main sub kaheen pakistan ki paidaish h0
beauty multyply by twice ho
favorite color white ho
make up thora light ho
zulfain dynamite hoon
aankheen us ki jaisey sunny twilight ho
hoonton ko dekh ker lagey jaisey coke diet ho
jub sari pehan ker nikley to kia sight ho
aisa lagey jaisey swtizerland ki flight ho
aisi apni wife ho agar aisi apni wife ho tu kia haseen life ho..
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Sumundar sy keh do apni mojain sanbhal
K rakhy… :-P
Zindagi me tofaan laany k lye”Susral”
walay hi kaafi he…!
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Hospital Ka Amla Sheikh K
Pich Bhag Raha Tha.
Logon N Pocha Kya Hua
Doctor:
4 Bar Aisa Hua
Ye Dimagh K Operation K
Bhaney Aata Hai
or
Tind Karwa K Bhag Jata Ha…
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Agar Apko Afsos Hy K Apki Life
Main Apka Koi Intazar
Karne Wala Nahi Hai.
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To 1 Kam Karen,
30 Mint K Leye
Bathroom Main Ja Kar
Beth jayen.
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Koi Na KOi Bahir Intazar Zaroor Karyga.
(“,)
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O Nikal Nahi To Meri Nikal Jay Gi.
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‘”Funny bewafai”
Aaj apni Mohabat ko naya morr diya usne,
Chat se Dhaka de k hath chorr diya usne! :O
Pehle hansta tha main ab bus muskurata hon,
Mar k Mukka agay ka daant tor diya usne! :x
Usne ishara kiya k Kuch kehna he tumse,
Kaan paas kiya to marorr diya usne!
Sardiyan aaeen to laya maalty us bewafa k liye,
Bewafai ki had hi kar di aaj us zalim ne
Milne ghar gaye to kutta chorr diya usne.:-*’
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Deeiray dheeray dil main utarta jata hai koi,
Mujh ko MAIRI JAAN bulata hai koi,
Main toot ke bikhar jaon, ye mumkin nahi,
Boht piyar se sath apne mujhe sulata hai koi.........
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Mohabt K Raste me hr wqt dard mlega
Me Sochta hun Is Raste pr Clinic Khol
Lon,
Mast Chale Ga
(,”)kya bolti?
<))>ho tum?
Compodr banaoOGe?
Panadol K moun Wali…..
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Jo rahte hai dil mein,
vo juda nahi hote,
kuch ahsas lafzo mein bayan nahi hote,
ek hasrat hai unhe manane ki,
vo itney achay hain ki kabhi khafa nahi hote.
Mujh ko MAIRI JAAN bulata hai koi
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Ye Dil Buhat Udas Hy,
Koi Frnd B Nahi Pass
Hr Waqt Boring sa Ehsas Hy,
Zra Apni Wali ka Number to Dena,
Suna Hy Bachi Bohat Out Class hy.
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Tere Bina hum jeena bhool jaate hain��
Zakhmon ko seena bhool jate hain..
Tu zindagi main sabse azeez hai hamain..
Tujhse har bar yeh kehna bhool jaate hain.
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Zindagi mein kuch sapnay saja lena,
Agar waqt mile to kuch armaan jaga lena,
Hum aap ki raahon se sab Dard chupa leinge,
Jab chahey hamain aazmaa lena.
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Life Mein Ek Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna
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Cream Biscuit Mein Cream Hoti hai
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Tiger Biscuit Mein Tiger Nahi Hota…
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Nazar ne Nazar se mulaqat kar li,
Rahe dono chup par bat kar li,
Khushiyon ka mausam kuch iss kadar badla,
Ki in aankhon ne ro-ro kar barsaat kar li.
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3 Kaale Dost Ek Sath Ja Rahe The
Raste Mein Ek Pari Milti Hai,
Pari: Ek Ek Wish Batao Main Poori Karongi.
1st: Mujhe Gora aur Khubsurat Kardo.
Pari Ne Kar Diya.
2nd: Mujhe Bhi Aisa Kar Do
Pari Ne Kar Diya.
3rd Zor Zor se Hasne Laga or Phir Bola.
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Inko Wapas Pehle Jaisa Kardo.
Moral: Har Ek Friend Kamina Hota Hai
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Baith kar mehbuba ki Baho me Aisa
JosH
Aaya..
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“D_G” ko
Wah!
Wah!
Wah!!
Wah!!
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Baith kar mehbuba ki Baho me Aisa
JosH
Aaya…
Phirrrrr…?
Phir kya.!
Biwi Ne Dekh Liya aur ICU
Me Hosh
Aaya.
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Bohat Udas Hai KOi Shakhs Teray Janay sai,
Ho Sakay To Lout aa Kisi Bahanay Sai,
Tu Lakh Khafa sahi magar Ik Bar To Dekh,
Koi Toot Gaya hai Teray Rooth janay sai...!!
Nazar ne Nazar se mulaqat kar li,
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Dhoka Mila Jab Pyar Mein,
Zindagi Mein Udaasi Chaa Gayi,
Socha tha Chorr Dain is Raah Ko,
Kambhakht Mohalley Mein Dusri A Gayi..
Hai Aap Ke Honton Pe Jo
Posted in Chutkule sms,Funny jokes sms,Funny poetry sms,Funny sms,Funny text messages,Humour sms,Latifay sms by khalil
Hai Aap Ke Honton Pe Jo Muskaan Wagera,
Qurbaan Gaye Is Pe Dil_O_Jaan Wagera,
Billi to Yunhi Muft Main Badnaam Hoi,
Thailay Mein to Kuch Aur Tha Samaan Wagera,
Be’hirss o Gharz Farz Adaa ki Jiye Apna,
Jis Tarah Police Karti Hai Chalaan Wagera,
Ab Hosh Nahin Koi Ke Badaam Kahan Hai,
Ab Apni Hatheli Pe Hain Dandaan Wagera,
Har Shirt ki Bushrat Bana Dali Hai Anwar,
Yun Chaak kiya Hum ne Garebaan Wagera..
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Khuli aankhon se sari umar dehka,
Ek aisa khowab jo apna nahin tha,
aaj tak woh shahks dil mein haiiiii,
K jo us waqt bhi mera nahin tha...
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Ishq krna hai to phir dard bhi sehna seekho,
Warna aisa kro apni oqaat me rehna seekho . . .
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! /_Aj Ghalib ka subha sy B.P high hai. :-
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Raaton ko uth kar,
Khayalon se ho kar,
Yadon me kho kar,
Tumhe kya khabar hy,
huM apne KHUDA se kya mangte hen?
Viraano me ja kar
Aansu baha kar
Tumhe kya khabar hy.
HuM apne KHUDA se kya mangte hen?
Tum to kaho ge,
SANAM mangte hen,
JANAM mangte hen,
tum to kaho ge,
Kisi DIL RUBA ki,
ki wafa mangte hen,
Ye B ghalat hy
Wo B ghalat hy
huM apne KHUDA se Sirf
BIJLI ane ki Dua mangte han.
Hahahaha…..’
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Ham Nay Packg Na Hønay Ki Waja
Se Kuch Dinø Se SMS Nahi Kiye FARAZ
Løg Toø Ye Samjhne Lage K
“Maa Da Ladla Sudhar Gaya ”
(“,)
<))>
_/\_
(funny faraz sms)
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‘Younhi soty rahy to kuch b na dekh pao gay
Uth jao k muhalay ki bachiyan colege ja rahi hain…’
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A TRUE STORY TITLED
“WHY ME?”
Arthur Ashi,
A Legendary Wimbeldon Player,
Was Dying Of AIDS
Wich He Got Due To Infcted Blood He Recivd Durng A Heart Surgry.
From Wrld Ovr,
He Recivd Leters From His Fans,1 Of Which Askd:
Y Did GOD Selct U 4 Sch A Bad Disease?
2 Him,Arthurashi Rplid:
From Wrld Ovr,
50 Milion Chldren Start Playng Tennis,
50 Lac Learn 2 Play Tenis,
5 Lac Learn Profesnal Tennis,
50 Thousand Com To The Circuit,
5 Thousand Reach The Grand Slam,
50 Reachd Wimbldon,
4 To Semi Final,
2 To Final,
And Only 1 Wins.
I Was Dat Only ONE.
Wen I Was Holdng The Cup,
I Nevr Asked GOD:
“Why Me?”
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‘Funny song
Wo hmsfr tha mgr us k ghar mai razai na thi
.
K soup,chai us ne kbi ,pilaai na thi
.
Sardiyn thin, flu tha, cough thi mgr,
.
beecharay k pas sb kch tha,1 dawai na thi
.
Us ki fredge ma juice tha piza tha methai thi mgr
.
Hm ko ghalti sy b us ny kabi khilai na thi..’
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Dopahar ka waqt hai billi chat par soyi hai
.
.
.
.
.
.
Dopahar ka waqt hai,billi chat par syi hai
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Daya
Pata Lagao,khuni Inme se Koi Hai
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Pani Mein Gira Rumal To Rumal Gila Hai,
Asman Mein Dekha To Asman Bhi Nila Hai,
.
.
.
Muhabbat To Sub Karty Hain Par.
.
.
.
Main Karon To Salaaa Character Dheela Hai…
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Tumhaari yaad dil se jaane nahin denge,
Tumhaare jaisa dost khone bhi nahin denge,
Roz sharafat se sms kiya karo warna ……,
Ek kaan k neeche denge or Rone bhi nahin denge…
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Zindagi Mein Shadi
Karna Bhi Zaruri Hai”
Poucho Q?
?
?
?
“Kyun K”
“Zindagi Mein Khushiyan Hi Sab Kuch Nahi Hoten”
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Arz Hai…
Na Muskurane Ko Jee Chahta Hai
Na Kuch Khane-Peene, Na Sone Ko Jee Chahta Hai
Ye Garmi Ab Bardaast Nahi Hoti
Sab Chhod Kar Ab Shimla Chale Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai…
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Har taraf padhai ka saya hai
Kitabo main sukh kisne paya hai
Ladke to jate hai tution ladkiyan dekhne
Aur sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat mai
ladka padhne aya hai…
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Be-Panaah Chahat k baad b Hm usay pa na sakey FARAZ
Kisi SangDil ne usay 30 ka Load karwa k Jeet liya
( ‘;’)
<)(> // bukhi
easy load ki.
<<<<--------========================================------>>>>
‘Yahan Hr Larki Ki Zindagi Ka 1 He Maqsd Ha
Dosto.
Khud Bhale bekar Ho Lekn Larka dabang Chahiye
(”,)/”
/|| aby
| \ muu to dholay rasheda ki Larki!’
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Q dil tmse milna chahta hy?
Q dil tmko dkhna chahta hy?
Q dil tmse bat krna chahta hy?
Q K
dil to bacha hy ji
Or bacho ko cartoon pasand hein;-)
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‘GIRL’S POEM
Mohabbat to kisi ek se karungi..?
Ho sakaa,to kisi nek se karungi..?
Lekin jb tk na milega, wo nek..?
“TRY” to hr ek ko karungi…:p’
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Wife:What is $10000 for me?
Posted in Funny poetry sms,Funny sms,Funny text messages by Nasira
Wife:Wat is 15 years with me?
Husband:A sec.
Wife:What is $10000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a sec
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‘Boy to God after d result-
‘Hazaro ki kismat tere hath thi
agar pass kar deta to kya baat thi.
God-
‘ISHQ thoda kam ladata to kya baat thi
kitabein to beta saari tere pass thi’
:-P’
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Shama kehti hai muje banaya kisne,
jis jis ke hath lagi muje jalaya usne,
wo shama kya jise koi jalane wala na ho,
wo insan hi kya jise koi chahne wala na ho…
Posted in Funny poetry sms,Funny sms by Nasira
Dil k zakham kisi ko dikha na sako ge,
Dil mein jo he kisi ko bata na sako ge,
Budhape tak udhar chuka na sako gay:p
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Pyar Ki Usne Kadar Kaha Rakhi Hai
Dil Ki Usne Khabar Kaha Rakhi Hai,
Usne Pucha “KABAR” Kaha Rakhi Hai
<<<<--------========================================------>>>>
Salon bad najane kia sama hoga,
Hm sb doston me se najane kon kha hoga,
Phr milna hua to milenge khuwabo me
Jese sukhe gulab milte hain kitabon me!
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Killing shayari by a girl for her boyfriend:
aap aaye to bahar aa gyi
.
.
.
aap aaye to bahar aa gyi,
.
.
.
wrna
kab se mai ander hi baithi thi..
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Faraz Was Driving Heavy Bike
Achanak Larkian Samny A Gaen
To Arz Kia
Ankhon Me Jalaey Rakhta Hoon Me Apki Yadon K Deep
Hat Jao Andhiyo
Peep
Peep
Peep :-D
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Chand nikla roshni sar-e-aam hui
.
.
.
wah wah wah
.
.
.
Aray
.
.
.
Chand nikla roshni sar-e-aam hui
.
.
.
Pehle maa ka ladla bigra tha ab munni badnaam hui
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Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
.
.
.
.
.
Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
.
.
Warna
.
.
GADHA mar jayega
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Tohafe Mein Mat Gulab Lekar Aana,
Meri Qabr Per Mat Charag Lekar Aana.
Bahot Pyasa Hoon Arso’n Se Main ,
Jub Bhi Aana Sharaab Lekar Aana.. :(
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Allama Iqbal ne prinday se Pucha k
Tumeh Asman se girney ka nahen ha dar?
Parinday ne Kaha k Iqbal Yar Tere Meharbani Inna Na Sochia Kar
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Ap kya jano hum tumhe kitna yad krte hai,
Hr pal tumhari faryad krte hai,
Roz khat likhte hai Cartoon network ko,
Ap ko dikhane ki mang krte hai….
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SAWAL
Kuch B Ho,
JAWAB
Tum Hi Ho,
ARMAN
Kitna Hi Ho,
AARZOO
Tum Hi Ho,
GHUSSA
Jitna B Ho,
PYAR
Tum Hi Ho,
KHAWB
koi B ho
Tabeer Tum Hi Ho,
.
.
Yani k saray Fsaad ki jar
Tum Hi Ho.
(‘-’)
<) )>
_//_
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Dil tod k kha gaya o biryani samjh kar
Zakhmo ko chakhta raha khubaani smajh kar
Ek boond bhi khoon nahii choda jism ka
osse bhi pee gaya oo nimbu paani samjh kar
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Son 2 Mom: 10 Rs. Dena Bahir 1 Gareeb Ko
Dene Hain,
.
.
.
Mom: Kaha Hai Gareeb.. ??
.
.
.
Son: Bechara Bahir Dhup Mein Kulfiyan Bech
Raha Hai.. -:p -:p
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Dilchasp Duaen”
Papu ko Dua Mili K Sada Hansty Muskraty Raho,
Aj Wo Pagal Khany Mein Hai…
Ajmal Ko Dua Mili K Dunia Tere Ishary Pr Chaly ,
Aj Wo traffic Constable Hai…
Tipu ko Dua Mili K Teri Zindgi Mein Phol Khilty Rahen ,
Bublo Ko Dua Mili K Sada Chamkty Raho ,
Aj Bablo K Sar Pe 1 B Bal Nai Hai…
Najma Ko Dua Mili K Hamesha Logon K Dokh Dard Mein Kam Aao,
Aj Wo Nurse Hai…
Ap Bolo Apko Kon C Dua Di Jae ?
Bara Kehty Ho K Duaan Mein Yaad Rakhna…
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