funny latifay
2 Sardar Rastey Par
1st Sardar Bike Par
2nd Sardar Prado Mein
1st Sardar To 2nd: O Ji Kabhi Bike Dekhi Hai??
Prado Wala Nahi Phir Jawab Nahi Diya
1st Sardar Ka Accident Ho Geya…
2nd Sardar: Tum Kyun Puch Rahey They Ke Bike Dekhe Hai?
1st Sardar : O Ji Iska Break Kahan Hota Hai :D
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Teacher: Ek Aysa Sentence Batao Jis Mein
Urdu, Hindi, Punjabi Or English Ka Sahi Istamal Hua Ho..
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Sardar: Ishq Di Gali Vich No Entry :-P
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2 Sardaron ko 2 Bamb Mily
1 nay kaha chalo police k bataty hain
2ra agar rasty main 1 chal gaya to
1 kahain gay 1 hi mila tha
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2 Sardar Rastey Par
1st Sardar Bike Par
2nd Sardar Prado Mein
1st Sardar To 2nd: O Ji Kabhi Bike Dekhi Hai??
Again : O Ji Kabhi Bike Dekhi Hai ??
Prado Wala Nahi Phir Jawab Nahi Diya
1st Sardar Ka Accident Ho Geya…
2nd Sardar: Tum Kyun Puch Rahey They Ke Bike Dekhe Hai?
1st Sardar : O Ji Iska Break Kahan Hota Hai :D
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Race Dekhte Howe Sardar Ne Dosre Se Pocha
Inaam Kis Ko Milega.?
2nd: Sub se Aage Wale Ko.
Sardar: To Phir Peche Wale KyUn Bhag Rahe Hain..??? :D
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Ek sardar ek bade hospital me doctor tha. Sardar ke saath waha ek nurse uske saath kaam karti thi.. Dhire dhire sardar ko us nurse se pyar ho gaya usne valentine day ko us nurse ko propose karte huve kaha, "I Love You, Sister"
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Sardar Ne Daru Pi Ke Apne Aap Ko,
Aaine Main Dekha Or Bola
Isko To Kahin Dekha Hai
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Oye ! Yaad Aaya Ye To Wahi Haramkhor H,
Jo
Shadi K Album Me Meri Biwi K Sath Tha
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Sardar baraf ka tukra hath me le kar gaur se dekh raha tha,Kisi ne puchha kya kar rahe ho? Sardar bola dekh raha hu Sala leak kahan se ho raha he
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Fakeer 2 Srdar : Apk Parosi Ne
Pet Bhar K Khana Khilaya
Hai Ap B Kuch Khilao ?
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Sardar : Ye Lo Hajimola . . . . .
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Sardar ne shok me roza rakh lia
he asked 2 his son:vekh,suraj dooba
son:nai g
again asked: dooba kia
son:nai g
Sardar:lagda hay menu lay k he dubay ga
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Sardar in Hotel-
Mai Yaha Nai Rahunga,
Mere Paise Wapas Karo!
Itna Chota Room?
Mujhe Jaanwar Samjha Hai kya?
Waiter- Mere bap!
Room Me Chal,
Ye Lift HAI.
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A Donkey Kicked Sardar And Ran Away,
Sardar Ran To Catch The Donkey.
He Saw A Zebra And Started Beating It And Said,
Sala Tracksuit Pahan Ke Dhoka De Raha Hai.
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Sardar Wrote BILL GATES
Abt PCS & WINDOWS Problmz
1- My Child Learnd
MS WORD Nw He Wants
MS SENTENCE
2 - Find Only RE-CYCLE
But No RE-SCOOTER
I Need It, As I Owe A
Vespa Scooter
3 - I See MS OFFICE But I
Need MS HOME, As I Use
PC At Home
4 - Finaly, Howz Dat
Ur Name Is GATES But
U r Selling WINDOWS ...
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Some1 Wrote 2 Sardar,
"Agr Tum Zaheen Ho To Rs100 Bhejo.
Hosihyar Ho To 200. Agr Dono Ho To 300 Bhejo"
Sardar Sent Rs 600 N Wrote,
"O-A Main Sabka Baap Hu
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Sardar K Truck K Peechay Likha Tha
"Chota Parivar Sukhi Parivar"
Or Uske Nechay
Tinu, Minu, Chintu, Chinky, Pinky, Guddu, Guddi, Sonu, Monu,
Te Sohan De Papa Di Gaddi!
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Teacher: What Is The Difference
Between Landline & Mobile?
Sardar: Landline Par Number
Hum Ungli Se Dial Karte Han
Aur Mobile Par Anguthe Se..
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1 Sardar
Police Station K Bahar Se
Guzra Aur Poster Pe Parha
" Wanted For
RAPE & MURDER .."
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Sardar: Yaar ye "SENT MESSAGE" Kya hota he?
2nd sardar: Ghochu,
Saale, Bevkuf, Tune Hi Srdaro Ka Nam Kharab Kia He.
Sent Message Matlab "Khushbu Wala Message..
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Sardar To His Friend.
I Kiss My Wife Everyday Before I Go To Office..
& U?
Friend: I Kiss Ur Wife After U Go To Office.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha..i M The First.
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Ek sardar ko koi mobile pe tang kar raha tha,
Sardar ne new sim khareed kar usko sms kiya:
"MAINE WO NUMBER BAND KAR DIYA HAI
AB TERA BAAP BHI MUJHE TANG NAHI KAR SAKTA "
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Sardar : murgi kitne ka?
Murgiwala 70 50 10.
Sardar Rs 10? itna sasta kyon?
Murgiwala : Sir,isko aids hai,
Sardar : koi baat nehi,dedo khana hai sona thodi hai.
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Sardar Was Sleeping In His
Bed Room With His Wife
Why Are You Scrolling Down
So Fast.
Let Him Sleep With His Wife
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PANDIT & SARDAR
Marne ke bad swarg me
SARDAR:tu kaise mara?
PANDIT:thand se or tu?
SARDAR:mujhe laga meri biwi ka
kisi se affair hai,
Jab ghar gaya to koi nahi tha
Sharm ke mare maine atmahatya ka li.
pandit ne jor se tamacha mara aur bola,
sale agar FRIJ khol k dekhta
to na tu sharm se marta aur na me thandse.
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Sardar apni girlfriend k sath date
k liye oil mein naha k jata hai
GF: ap oil mein kiun nahay?
Sardar: meine suna tha k
har chiz meezan mein achi lagti hai;->
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Sardar sir k sath sath kandho par
Bhi shampu laga raha tha.
Wife-kandho pe shampu kyo laga rahe ho?
Sr-Pagli ye koi aam shampu nahi hai
Ye Head & Shoulder hai..
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Sardarji: Me E-Mail bana raha hu. Sardar, Sardarg, Sardar123, Sardarabc Koi bhi nhe mil rha.
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Sardarji Friend : Tum "Akalmand_Sardar" try kro 100% mil jye ga.
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Sardar Ne Airport Me Call Karke Pucha-
Punjab To Amrica Kitna Time Lagta Hai?
Receptionist: Just A Second Sir..
Sardar- Pee K Baithi Hai Kya?
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Boss: Where were you born?
Sardarji: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardarji: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in india.
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Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea.
All cars that I know start with petrol..
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Sardar:Toothbrush Dena
Mere Brush Ka 1 Baal Toot Gaya Hai
Dukandar:Aik Baal Toota To Naya Q Le Rhe Ho?
Sardar:Jo Toota Hai Na Wo Akhri Tha
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Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya..
Qnki
Bank me likha tha..
“Hum Aapke Sapne Ko Hakikat Me Badalte Hain”
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4 Sardar train k piche baag rahe the..
2 chadh gaye,to train me logo ne kaha
“WELL DONE”
Sardar-khaak well done
Jana to unhe tha,
Hum to chodne aaye the.
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Sardar Apni Behan Pinki K Ghar Gaya Or Bell Di..
Ander Sy..
Pinki:Kon
Sardar:Main
Pinki:Main Kon
Sardar:Tu Pinki Hor Kon, Pagal Jayi
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Sardar:Beta 2 bistar kiun lagay?
Son:Ghr pe 2 guest ane hn.
Sardar:Kon?
Son:Ami ka bhai or mera Mamo
Sardar:Phr 1 or lga , mera sala bi a rha hai..
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Lawyer to Sardar:Geeta pe hath rakho
Sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha
to baat court tak pohanch gaye,
ab bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho
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Sardar:Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya.
Friend:Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai.
Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori ho jati
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Sardar:Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai.
Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai..
Friend:Garam pani Q?
Sardar:Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain
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Sardar Cricket Khel Kar Aya…
Dost:Kitnay Runs Banay?
Sardar:Triple Century Hone Me 299 Run Baqi Thay..
Kanjar Ne Out Kar Dia.
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A sardarji went to a STD/ISD Shop &
Slapped the Operator twice.
Guess why?
Bcoz there it was written..
Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain
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1 sardarni behosh ho gai, Doctor-ye mar gai hai
Jab usko jalane lage to wo uthke boli main zinda hu
Sardar- chupchap padi reh, tu doctor se zyada janti he kya.
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Sardar:Roz Subha 100 Ladkiya Mera Intezaar Krti Hein
Pappu:Aree Vaha Wo Kese??
Sardar:Meine Girls College Bus Ka Driver Hoo Naa…
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Ek Sardar roz ped ki tehni par jakar baith jata hai…
Socho kyo…?
Kyonki wo apne aap ko branch manager samajhta hai
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Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main
kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in “Ungli”
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