Father Son - Baap Beta Hindi Jokes

Father Son - Baap Beta Hindi Jokes

Baap Beta Naughty Funny Jokes Circus Ki Ladki

Beta : Chalo papa circus dekane chale hai …
Papa : Nahi beta … mai bahut busy hu..
Beta : Papa usme ek ladki bina kapro ki sawari karti hai…
Papa : Bahut jiddi ho gya hai tu..
Har bat jid karke mawa leta hai..
Chalo bahut din ho gaye sher dekhe huwe..

New Baap Beta Funny Hindi Jokes And Chutkule

Baap : Beta tum badhe hoke kya banoge…
Beta : Mai doctor banuga..
Baap : To doctor ban kya ka karoge..
Beta : Khub sare paise kamauga….
Baap : Fir to tu beta baba hi ban ja..

Baap Beta Aur Girlfriend Funny Hindi Jokes

Baap : Beta teri girlfriend hai..
Beta : Nahi …
Baap :Aaj Kal to sabki hoti hai..
thoda social bano..
Beta (Sarmate Huye) : Waise ek hai..
Baap (Thappadh lagatte huye) : Nalayak Isse ki wajah se fail huwa hai tu

Papa Beta Funny Jokes And Hindi Chutkule

Beta : Sigrate pi raha tha tabhi waha papa aagaye..
Bete ne jalti sigrate shirt ki poket me dal li …
Papa : Sigrat pi raha tha na tu..
Beta : Nahi to papa ,,,
Papa : To phir ye jeb se dhuwa kyu …
Beta : Aap ne aaisi bat hi ki … ki dil jal utha..

Kamine Dost Aur Papa Funny Jokes & Chutkule

Ek din main ghar aane mein late ho gaya to papa ne pucha ab tak kaha the??
Maine kaha dost ke ghar par tha,
papa ne mere hi samne mere 5 dosto ko phone kiya 2ne kaha haa uncle yahi par tha,
1 ne kaha bas abhi-abji nikla hai,
1 ne kaha yahi padh raha hai….
Lekin karu to kya karu 1 ne to hadh hi kar di bola : Haan papa bolo kyaa hua??

Facebook Funny Hindi Jokes And Chutkule

Baap (beta se) : Chhod de ye facebook ka chakkar
ye tujhe roti nahi dene wali
Beta : Haan papa, mujhe roti nahi dene wali lekin
roti banane wali jarur degi

Baap Beta Aur Mummy Funny Jokes & Chutkule

Papa (bete se) : Teri mummy aaj itni khamosh kaise???
Beta : papa, mummy ne lipguard manga tha,
maine feviquick pakda diya
Papa :  Beta roz aaisa hi kiya kar ,
fir teri poket money double …

Baap Beta Aur School Funny Jokes & Chutkule

Papa apne bete se : Bevkuf Verma ji ki beti ko dekh,
first aayi hai school mein
Beta : Aur kitna dekhu??
Use dekh dekh kar hi to fail ho gaya

Baap Beta Best Funny Jokes And Funny Chutkule

Baap apne 16 sal ke bete ke sath hotal me gya ,

Papa : Waiter ek bear aur ek ice cream lao..
Beta : Papa , Aap ice cream kyu loge..
Aap bhi bear piyo..
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fir kya huwa
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De Chapal.. De Chapal…

Harami Beta Aur Sarif Baap Funny Hindi Jokes

Pappu ke papa ne pappu ke office jaakar manager se bola :
Aap ke yaha mera ladka kaam karta hain, Kyaa main usse mil sakta hu..?
Manager dhyaan se dekhte hue : khed hain ki aap der se aaye ,
Aapka antim sanskaar karne ke liye chutti lekar abhi-abhi gaya hain

Pappu And Papa Funny Jokes In Hindi

Papa (Pappu se) :
Agar tu phir exam mein fail hua to mujhe papa mat bolna….
Result ke baad….
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Papa : Tumhare result kaisa raha…??
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Pappu : Dimaag kharab mat kar madanlal,
Tune baap kehne ka haq kho diya hai….

Pappu Aur Papa Funny Jokes In Hindi

Papa : “Kaha ho beta”??
Pappu :”Hostel mein padh raha hu,
Exams bahut nazdeek hai isliye bahut padhan hai”
Aap kaha ho???
Papa : “Theke par, tere piche line mein last mein khada hu “,,,,
Ek half mere liye bhi le…….

Baap Beta Funny Jokes In Hindi

Baap (Bete se) : Kal tum peekar kamre mein gir gaye the
Beta : Kya batau papa sab galat sangat ki wajah se hua,
6 dost ,6 bear aur unme se 5 peete nahi the

Pappu Hindi jokes Ever – Pappu Ko Mile 100 Rs

Pappu ro raha tha.
Papa: Kya hua beta, kyu ro rahe ho.
Pappu: Mere 100 rupee gum ho gaye.
Papa: Koi bat nahi, ye li 100 rupee ab ise sambhal kar rakhna.
pappu ab aur jorse rone laga
Papa: Ab kya hua.
Pappu: Mujke pehle hota to 1000 rupee kehta.

Paippu Sharab Pikar Aaya – Hindi Jokes

Pappu ek din ghar par sharab pikar aaya
Aur apne papa se bachne ke liye leptop
Khol kar baith gaya.
Papa: Tu, aaj fir pikar aaya hai.
Pappu: Nahi papa
Papa: To kamine, shutcase khol kar kya padh raha hai.

Kanjus Papa Funny Jokes And Hindi Chutkule

Ek kanjus pita ka beta apni girlfriend se milne gya.
Jab wo ghar aaya to pita ne pucha: Kitne paise urakar aaya hai
Beta: Sirf 200 rupee.
Kanjus pita yah sun kar bahut naraj ho gya.
Beta: Mai kya karta uske pas bas itne hi the.

Daddy Aur Pappu Hindi Jokes Funny Chutkule

Pappu: Presan ho kar ghar me baitha tha.
Dad: Kya hua beta itne udas kyo baithe ho
Pappu: Kuch nahi hua, dad
Dad: Tu mujhe apna dost smajh ke bata de
Pappu: Are yar tere bhabi ne apne birthday
par iphone7 manga hai.
dad ne pappu ko de chapal de chapal khub mara………….

Pappu Aur Papa Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Pappu ka pita: Pappu ko bahut mar raha tha
Dusra aadmi: Kyo bhai, kya hua tum ise itna kyo mar rahr ho
Pappu ka pita: Kal iska result aane wala hai aur
Mai kal gav jaa raha hu.

Karaile ki sabji – Father son hindi joke

Beta : Aaj bhi karaila ki sabji , mai hotal ja raha gu !!!
Pita : Mera juta kaha hai …
Beta : Mai to mazak kar raha tha,
Karela to sehat ke liye acha hota hai
Pita : Jayada gayan mat jhar,
Mai bhi chaluga tere sath !!!!!