Facebook Funny Hindi Jokes

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Dusari Shadi Funny Hindi Jokes And Chutkule

Santa : Yar mera ek dost dusri bar shadi kar raha hai..
Banta : Kyu uska divose ho gya hai kya..
Santa : Nahi toh ..
Banta : Fir ….
Santa : Uski pahli shadi ke pic pe facebook pe kam likes mile the isiliye..

Animal Chat On Facebook Hindi Funny Jokes

2 sap Facebook pe chatting kar rahe the..
Saap 1 : Fuss..
Saap 2 : Fuss..
Saap 1 : Fuss..Fuss..
Saap 2 : Fuss..Fuss..
Saap 1 : Fuss..Fuss..Fuss..Fuss..Fuss..
Saap 2 : Fuss..Fuss..Fuss..Fuss..Fuss..
Saap 1 : Fuss..Fuss..Fuss..Fuss..Fuss..Fuss..Fuss..Fuss..Fuss..
Saap 2 : Bho..Bho..Bho..Bho..Bho..Bho..Bho..Bho..Bho..Bho..Bho..Bho..
Saap 1 : Sale aagya na aukat pe…
Mujhe pata tha tu fack Id bana ke bat kar aaya hai…

Facebook Password Hindi Jokes & Funny Chutkila

Pappu apna facebook ka password bar bar bhul jata tha
Pappu ne socha ki koi aisa password rakhu ki
kabhi na bhulu mai…
Pappu ne password rakha “incorrect” !!!
Ab jabhi bhi pappu apna password bhulta hai
Facebook usse khud hi passw0rd bata deta hai
“Your password is incorrect”

Facebook Like Button Funny Jokes & Chutkule

Facebook ka like button duniya me sabse powerfull chijh hai..
ye cancer ko thik kar sakta hai….
marte insan ko bacha sakta hai..
exam me pass kara sakta hai..
Garibo ki maddat kar sakta hai..
Ye sab to kuch bhi nahi..
Ye to kisi ko thapadh bhi mar sakta hai…….

Pappy Aur Mummy Funny Jokes & Chutkule

Facebook ke jamane ke pappu aur maa
Maa : Beta tu apne bat kyu nahi katata ?
Pappu : No Mom .. Ye fashion me hai mom..
Maa : Wo sab to thik hai..
Par tere behen ko dekhne aaye ladke wale
tujhe pasand kar ke chale jate hai..

Facebook Funny Hindi Jokes And Chutkule

Baap (beta se) : Chhod de ye facebook ka chakkar
ye tujhe roti nahi dene wali
Beta : Haan papa, mujhe roti nahi dene wali lekin
roti banane wali jarur degi

Funny Facebook Jokes In Hindi – Kaun Badha

Facebook : Main sabko janta hoon
Google : Mere pass sab kuch hain
Internet : Mere bina tum sab kuch bhi
nahi
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Charger : Awaaz niche

Pappu Bana Social Worker – Hindi Jokes

Ek ancle pappu se: Beta tum kya kam karte ho.
Pappu: Ancle mai mahila samman sewa
Par kam karta hu.
Ancle: Acha to tum social worker ho.
Pappu: Nahi ancle, facebook par sabhi ladkiyo
Ki photo like karta hu.

Biwi chahiye – husband wife funny hindi joke

Ek aadmi ne facebook pe status dala
“Biwi chahiye”
Reply me 10000 like aur
15000 comment aaye
“Ha mujhe deni hai biwi ”
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Admi ne jabab me likha
“Kamino mang nahi raha..
puch raha hu kisi ko biwi chahiye “…

Girl ki Beizzati on facebook Hindi funny joke

Girl ki Beizzati on facebook…..
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Girl photo Upload Karke Likhti Hai …. ” Hellooo guyzzz kesi Lag rahi hu mai aaj…? ” .
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Boy : Tere Baap Ne 25-30 hazar ka hhone dilaya Hai go ghar me 200 Rupee Ka
Shisha bhi lagaya hoga … Uss me dekh Le , humse kyu puchti hai  ‘Churail’ kahi ki …

Facebook comment – hindi funny joke

Kal ek ladki ne facebook pe post dala,
“mai bahut kush hu,
mai buwa ban gai”
To maine bhi comment kar diya :
” aur mai fufa “,
ab isme block marne ki kya jarurat thi, bhai ?

Naughty Girl Hindi Jokes – Suhagraat Ki Selfy

Ladkiyo pe selfy ke itna bukhar chadha hai ki..
Suhagrat pe ladkiya karti hai to..’
Ek selfy leke facebook pe status dalti hai ki..
Fuucking @ Suhagraat..
Feeling #GhachaGhach…
with Rahul and 49 others…