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Double meaning Funny Jokes In Hindi

Lady to Auto Driver : Ander tak jaayega kya?
Auto Driver : Bilkul jaayega , aapke liye to khada kiya hai madam…
…
Lady : Thik hai toh..…jaldi se ghumake phicche se le lo.

Most Funny Ladka Ladki Non Veg Jokes Chutkule

Ladki : Kal raat ko sapne me maine land ka mela dekha ..
Ladka : Mera dikha kya ?
Ladki : Hah, Chota sa kone pe latka huwa tha…
Ladka : Kal maine bhi rat ko chut ka mela dekha ..
Ladki : Meri chut dikhi kya ?
Ladka : Teri Chut pe to mela laga tha …

Kamini Ladki Non Veg Funny Jokes Chutkule

Ladki ne ek dukan pe 28 Number ki penty li
Aur Trial Room me chali gai..
Ladki ne kapde utar ke dukandar ko ander bulaya..
Dukandar uske Chuchche dekh ka usse Chusna suru kar diya..
Chuchcho pe behoshi ki dawa lagi thi..
Dukan dar bejosh ho gya..
Ladki ne dukan ka sara cash lut liya..
Aur paas ke sise pe likh diya..
Khula dhudh pina sehat ke liye hani karak hai…

Pati Patni Suhagraat Funny Jokes In Hindi

Suhagraat se pahle,
Pati bhagwan se prathna kar raha tha…,
Patni : Kya prathna kar rahe ho …
Pati : Yahi ki bhagwan mujhe sahi rasta dekhaye…
Patni : Sahi rasta to mai dikha dungi..
Tum bas mehnat karna …

Pati Patni Non Veg Funny SMS And Jokes

Ek nai naveli jawan dulhan ka pati USA kamane gya tha..
Patni usko roj apni Langi photo bhejti
Aur message me likhti : Mai aisehi aap ka wait kar rahi hu..
Jaldi aajao aap..
Pati : Wo sab to thik hai
Pahale ye bata ki ye photo ghichta kaun hai teri…

Call Girl Adult Non Funny Jokes In Hindi

Call Girl 60 sal ke budhe se bolti hai
Call Girl : Aao na uncle , ek bar try to karo..,
Budha : Nahi Nahi mujhse nahi ho payega..
Call Girl : Aree Uncle try to karo..
Uncle razi ho jata hai..
Uncle ne lagbhag call girl chut fir hi dali thi,
Call Girl : Hee Bhagwan mar hi dala ,
Aap to bol rahe the aap kar nahi pauga ..
Budha : Mai to payment ki bat kar raha tha.

Class Room Non Veg Funny Jokes In Hindi

Ek 10th class ki ladki class me biscuit kha rahi thi ..
Madam ke dekhte hi ladki ne biscuit bra me chupa liya…
Madam : Biscuit kaha chupaya hai tumne..
Pappu : Mam , ye biscuit dudh me duba ke kha rahi hai…

Santa Banta Adult Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Samundar me ek langi ladki dub rahi thi..
Ladki : Mujhe bacha lo mai pregnent hu..
Santa Banta ne usse bacha liya..
Santa ladki ke muh se muh milake saas dene laga
Tabhi Banta ladki ke chut me muh se hawa bharne laga..
Santa : Ye kya kar raha hai..
Banta : Tu ladki ko bacha raha hai mai uske bache ko

Ladka Ladki Non Veg Bate Funny Jokes Chutkule

Ladki – Bas Bhi Karo Ab ,,,
Ladka – Kuch Nahi Hota …
Ladki – Kisi Ne Dekh Liya To ….?
Ladka – Kuch Nahi Hoga, …..
Tum Sidhi Raho Thoda aur Kholo …,
Agar Nahi Dikha To Fail Ho Jaunga pakka …

Boy Girl Non Veg Chatting Funny Jokes Hindi

Ladki : Bas Kro Aur Kitna Karoge,
Raat Ke 10 Baje Se Kare ja rahe ho,
Ab Subha Hone wali hai , Thake Nhi Kya,
Boy: Ye To Kuch bhi nahi hai , Mai To
Din Raat Karunga kyuki ,
Mere To 5000 Message Free Hai….

Birthday Gift Non Veg Jokes For Girl In Hindi

Boy : Mujhe mere birthday pe chut chahiye!!
Girl : Hamesa gandi Chijh mangte rahte ho ….
Kuch aur mango !!!
Boy : I-phone !!!
Girl : Thik hai par ghodi nahi banugi …

Non Veg Funny Jokes For Girl Hindi Chutkule

Ek jawan ladki ka rape ho gya
News Reporter uska interview lene pahuche..
News Reporter : Aaap ka rape huwa to aap ko kaisa laga!!
Ladki : Ab laddu khud khao yar jabardasti khilao,
Lagta to mitha hi hai

Pappu Non Veg Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Pappu Ki Shadi Hue …
Aur Wo Bahut Dino Baad Apne Suhaagraat Wale room Se Nikal ke bahar aaya…,
To pappu ke papa ne puch ..
Papa : “Pappu, Kya Baat Hai Badi Lambi match khel ke aaya hai  ?”
Pappu : “Fat gai meri to aandar ,
Pahle Ye Batao Ki Andar Tel Ki Botal Ki Jagah Fevikol Kisne rakha tha “

Ladka Ladki Non Veg Bate Funny Jokes Chutkule

Ladki – Bas Bhi Karo Ab ,,,
Ladka – Kuch Nahi Hota …
Ladki – Kisi Ne Dekh Liya To ….?
Ladka – Kuch Nahi Hoga, …..
Tum Sidhi Raho Thoda aur Kholo …,
Agar Nahi Dikha To Fail Ho Jaunga pakka …

Boy Girl Non Veg Chatting Funny Jokes Hindi

Ladki : Bas Kro Aur Kitna Karoge,
Raat Ke 10 Baje Se Kare ja rahe ho,
Ab Subha Hone wali hai , Thake Nhi Kya,
Boy: Ye To Kuch bhi nahi hai , Mai To
Din Raat Karunga kyuki ,
Mere To 5000 Message Free Hai….

Condom Funny Jokes Hindi Non Veg Chutkule

Santa apni biwi ke sath karne ke mood me tha,
Thabhi light chali gai !!!
Santa : Yar ye Condom itna tight kyu lag raha gai …
Wife : Bhosarike , Ye c@ndom nahi hai,
Hamare bache ka dudh pine wala nipple hai ….

Best Santa Banta Adult Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Sanat apni biwi ki piche se mar raha tha ..
Biwi : Uff Ahhh , Bahut Dard ho raha hai..
Nikalo Bahar Nikalo , Jaldi nikal..
Santa : Jayada Chalak banane ki jarurat nahi hai,
Mujhe pata hai kitna dard hota hai…

Best Pati Patni Non Veg Funny Jokes Chutkule

Ek aurat ek sandh aur cow ko karte dekh rahi thi..
Unse apne managar se pucha ye sandh din me kitni bar kata hoga…
Manager : Ji madam 5-6 bar..
Patni apne pati ki taraf dekh kar bolti hai : Sunna …
Patni fir manager se puchti hai
Patni : Acha ye ek hi cow ke sath karta hai ya alag alag..
Manager : Ji alag alag ..
Ab pati patni ki aur dekh ke bolta hai : Sunna…

Adult Jokes For Girlfriend Funny Hindi Chutkule

Sardar ki girlfriend bolti hai..
Tumne mera dudh chus chus ke badha kar diya hai..
Sardar : Chup hai sali..
Aisa hota to mujhe condom ki jagah cycle ki tube lagani padti..

Couple Non Veg Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule

A gujrati couple karne me bussy the
Beta Pucha : Dady shu karo cho ?
Dad : Mamma ma petrol bharu chhu !!!
Beta : average check kari nakho ……..
saware hi to uncle tanki full kari gayo

Condom Non Veg Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Patni : Baby , Aaj wo Ho Jaye….
Pati : Aaj Nahi …
Patni : Kyu ….?
Pati : Aaj Condom Lana Bhul Gaya…..
Patni : Teri Toh Roz Roz ka drama Hai… Lamination hi  Karva Le….!

Santa Girlfriend Non Veg Funny Jokes Chutkule

Santa Ki Girlfriend Usko  Karne nahi Deti Thi,
Bahut Bar Usne  Koshish Ki Par Safalta nahi Na Mili
To Santa Ke Dimag Mein Ek Din Idea Aya Aur Vo Apni Girl-Friend Ko Bola
Santa : “Doggy Style Me Karne Se Aankhon tej hoti hai ?”
Girlfriend Chaukte huwe boli  : “Acha ji, Tumhe Kaise Pata ?”
Santa : “Kya Tumne  Kabhi Kisi Kutte Ko Chasma Lagate Dekha Hai ….?”

Pati Patni Suhagraat Non Veg Jokes Chutkule

Pappu Roj Biwi Ke sath karte Waqt Bolta Tha.
Pappu : “Aur Tight Kar …. Aur Tight Kar… , Jayada tight kar ”
Biwi Pareshan hokar Ek Din Gusse Se Bol padhi :
“Harami Ke Bahar Ja Ke Ganne Ke Juice Ki Machine Me Dal Le,
Tight Bhi bahut hoga ..
Aur Ras Bhi Jyada Niklega ….“

Shadi Non Veg Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Pappu Ki Shaadi Hui Aur Vo Apni Nayi Naveli Biwi Ke Saath Suhaag Raat Manata Hai.
Wife : Piche Nahi aage Dalte Hai….
Pappu : Tujhe Kaise pata ?
Wife : Mera dost Mere Aage Se Dalta Tha.,,,
Pappu : Chup Kar tu  Mera dost Mere Pichche Dalta Tha. …….

Best Non Veg Jokes On Pappu Hindi Chutkule

Pappu Canada Mein Tha ,
Aur Soch Raha Tha Ki Vapis Jane Se Pahle Kisi Angrejan Ke sath kar lu …..
Pahunch Gaya Ek Angrejan Ke Pass,
Jo Paisi Leke Uske Sath Karne Ko ready Ho Gayi….
Dono Jab Kar Rahe The To Pappu Bich Mein Ek Dum Se Ruk Gaya Aur Hil bhi nahi raha tha …..
Angrejan Ne Ye Dekha Aur Hairani Hui, PappuSe Boli.
Angrejan : “Hey Asshole What Are You Doing ?”
Pappu: “This Is A New Style In India”
Angrejan : “Whattt?”
Pappu: “Yes, I’ve Seen This On website And Its Called Buffering“

Romantic Non Veg Jokes Funny Chutkule

Ek Aadmi Ki suhagraat thi ,
December Ka Mahina Tha Aur Kadake Ki Thandh Padh Rahi Thi…
Kamre Mein Aate Hi Vo Kambal Me Ghussa Aur So Gaya….
Biwi Ne Ye Dekha Aur Thodi Der Bad Uski paint pe hath rakh ke boli….
Biwi : “Sunte ho Ji, Meri Tango Ke Bich Me Ek ched(Hole) Bhi Hai…”
Aadmi Ne Ye Sunate hi Gusse Se Bola :
“To Band Kar jaldi Us ched Ko, Mai Soch raha tha kambal Me Thandi Hawa Kaha Se ghush rahi  Hai……“

Sali Jija Adult Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Ek adami jangal ke raste apne sali ke sali ja raha tha..
Sali : Jija Ki aap iss sunsan raste pe mere sath kuch karege to nahi
Jija : Kaise karuga .. Maine ek hath me kutta , dusare hath me murgi ,
aur sar pe balti le rakhi hai..
Murgi aur Kutte ko choruga to Kutta Murgi khajayega..
Sali : Kya Pata Aap Murgi ko balti ke niche band kar de aur ..
Kutte ko pedh se badh kar mere sath kuch kar de..