Chor Police Funny Hindi Jokes

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Vakil Police Aur Chor Funny Jokes Chutkule

Vakil (Chor se ) :
Tumne police ki jeb me jalta huwa machish kyu dala..
Chor : ye mujhe bol raha tha ki
jamanat karwani hai to pahle jeb garam karo ..

Alia Bhatt, Police and Marriage Funny Jokes

Alia Bhatt ne 100 baratiyo pe gadhi chadha di..
Police ne iski wajah aliya se puchi toh..
Alia : Gadhika break fail tha..
road ke ek taraf barati the…aur dusari taraf ek aadami tha..
Police : Toh tumne gadhi uss adami pe chadha deti..
Alia : Maine bhi aisehi ki par wo adami baratiyo ki tarf bhag gaya..

Traffic Police And College Boy Funny Jokes

Aaj traffic police wale ne hamari gadhi roki..
Kyuki humne helmate nahi pahni thi..
Usne bike ki chabhi nikali aur bola :
“Aajao mere picha”
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fir kya..
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hum to hum hai…
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jeb se dusri chabhi nikali aur bike start ki ..
fir police wale ko bola :
“Ab tu aaja mere piche piche”

Police Station Funny Jokes Chor Hindi Chutkule

Ek bacha bhaga bhaga police station pahucha..
Bacha : Inspector saheb jaldi chaliye..
ek chor mere papa ko 1 gante se mar raha hai..
Police : Ek ghante se mar raha hai..
tum kya khadhe khade tamasha dekh rahe the tab se
Bacha : Nahi  Nahi ,… Isse pahle mere papa usse mar rahe the…

Judge Aur Chor Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Judge (Chor se) : Tumhe kyun jail me dala gaya hai???
Chor (judge se) : Jaldi shopping karne ke liye
Judge : Acha, yeh to koi apraadh nahi hai,
lekin tumne shopping jaldi kaise karli..??
Chor : Dukaan khulne se pehle….

Jungal Animal Funny Jokes And Hindi Chutkule

Ek lomari jangal se nikal kar bhag rahi thi,,
Tabhi usse ek chuhe ne roka..
Chuha : Kaha bhage ja rah hai..
Lomari : Jangal me police sher pakadhne aai hai..
Chuha : Tu to lomari hai.. tu kyu bhag raha hai…
Lomari : Agar galti se mujhe pakadh liya to..
ye India hai…yaha 20 sal lag jayenge sabhit karne me ki mai lomari hu..
Chuha : OMG …
Chuha bhi lomari ke sath bhagane laga..

Police Interview Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Police ke interview me pucha gya sawal :
Agar tumhe bhid ko hatana ho toh..
Tum kya karoge…
Candidate : Mai chada ikatha karna suru kar dunga waha pe…

Traffic Police Funny Jokes & Hindi Chutkule

Pappu ko traffic polic ki nokari mil gai..
Kam ka pahla din tha..
usne dekha ki ek ladki ne singal thod diya hai..
Pappu ne usse rok liya …
aur bola : Tum single todha hai… mai tumhara ab chalan katuga..
Ladki : Thik hai ..
Pappu : Apna nam batao !!!
Ladki :  Laxmi pashad morya harpinhag laninkipa !!
Pappu : Thik hai thik hai…
Agli bar signal mat todhna… jao tum

Police Comedy Funny Jokes & Hindi Chutkila

10-12 log juwa khel rahe the tabhi
waha police aagai !!!
Police ko dekhte hi ek aadami bhag ke
police ke gadhi me baith gya ..
Police : Abe tu khud hi gadhi me jake kyu baith gya ?
Adami : Sir mai pichli bar bhi pakdha gya tha
par gadhi me seat nahi mili thi..
khade hoke jana padha !!!!!

Always Single Funny Hindi Jokes And Chutkule

Pappu police station gya

Inspector : Kya problem hai tumhari ?

Pappu : Sir, Meri girlfriend mil nahi rahi ?

Inspector : Kab se ?

Pappu : Bachpan se sir !!!

Santa Best Funny Jokes In Hindi

Teacher ne black board par
Ek sentence likha aur pucha…
“Police wala,truck driver ko chamka raha hai”
Is sentence ka negative sentence banao…
Tabhi turant santa utha aur bola-
“Sir,truck driver ne
Police wale ko hafta diya nahi hai”

Pappu Naughty Hindi Jokes – Bhabhi Ka Nipple

Pappu parosh ke bhabhi ji ke nipple ko dekhte huwe apne dost se kahta hai hai..
Yar Bhabhi ki ke left nipple chhote nahi lag rahe,,..
Pappu Ka Dost : Ye treffic Police Ki meharbani hai,,,
Pappu : Wo kaise ?
Pappu Ka Dost : Seat Belt Lagwa Ke Bhabhi je ke Left
Nipple Ki maa behen ek kar di

Ladki Naughty Hindi Jokes – Kathe Pe Ladki

Ek Kothe pe police ka chapa padhta hai to
Kafi ladkiya pakdhi jati hai..
Police Unn Ladkiyo ki Bahar Line me Khada Karti hai..
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Ek Bhudhiya ek ladki se puchti hai..
Yaha line kyu lagi hai..
Ladki : Aam Bat raha hai yaha ..
Budhi bhi line me lag jati hai..
Jab Police Budhiya ke paas aati hai to ..
Police : Kya Aama Ap bhi..
Budhiya : Bidhi Hu to kya huwa .. chush to sakti hu na….

Couple Garden Me – Pati Patni Hindi Joke

Ek Couple Garden me baithe huye the,
Tabhi Waha polic aagai !!
Police : Yaha pe aaise baithna mana hai ?
Adami : Hum Sadi suda hai ..
Police : To ghar me jake baitho ..
Adami : Isaka Pati nahi manega !!

Santa police aur danda – funny hindi joke

Santa Phone Pe: Ye Kaha Ka Number Hai ?
Police : Police Station ka hai……
Santa : Hath Mein Kya Hai tumhare?
Police : Danda Hai, Kyu ?
Santa : Apne Piche Le Lo Isko …..
Ye Keh Ke Santa Ne Phone Kat Diya . Police Ne Number Nikaal Ke Usi Number Pe Phone Kia Toh Pappu Ki Maa Ne Phone Uthaya.
Police : Yaha Se Kisi ladke Ne Phone Kiya Aur Kaha Ke Danda Apne Pichwaade Me Daal Lo….
Maa : Kitni Der Pehle ?
Police : 20 Minute Ho gaye….
Maa : Ohh… Sorry… Kaafi Time Ho Gayi, Nikaal Lo… Aap Bhi Kahan Bachche Ki Baaton Me Aa Gaye….. ?

Bhikhari in five star hotal – funny hindi joke

Ek bhikhari ko 500 ka note mil jata,
Wo 5 star hotal me jake bhar pet khana kha leta hai ..
Bill 3500 ka aata hai,
Waiter ke bill mangane pe bhikhari bolta hai paise nahi hai,
Fir police aati hai aur bhikhari ko pakadh ke leke chali jati hai..
Bhikha police ko 100 rupee de kaf chhut jata hai …..

April Fool Jokes For Girlfriend Hindi Chukukle

Ek ladki apne boyfriend ko sarak pe mar rahi thi ,
Police : Tum isse kyu mar rahi ho..
Girlfriend : Ye pahle mujhe ek kamre me le gya..
Fir mujhe bister pe letaya ,
Mere kapre utare …
Fir comdom lagaya
Meri tange failai..
Fir bolta hai APRAIL FOOL …

Pathan Non Veg Funny Jokes v/s Police

Pathan sarak pe hi biwi ki piche se mar raha tha..
Tabhi ek police wala waha aagya..
Police : Ye gair-kanuni hai ?
Pathan : Hahi sir !! Ye Gair-ka-nuni nahi hai ..
Ye bachpan se hi mena nunihai !!

Lady Non Veg Adult Funny Jokes Chutkule

Ek jawan ladki sarak pe what’s app pe bat karte huwe chal rahi thi..
Uska ek chuchchi bahar nikla padha tha..
Ek police wale ne usee roka
“Madam yee aap kya kar rahi hai”
Lady : Oh Shit , Munna to Bus me rah gya..

Best Traffic Police Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Santa ki shadi ek traafic police waali ladki se ho gai….
Suhagraat ke agle din santa ke dost puchte hai : ” Suhagrat kaisi rahi bhai ? ”
Santa : Mat pucho yaar , bahut bura hua mere saath kal raat…
kisi traafic Police waali ke saath kabhi shaadi mat kar liyo…..
Dost : Arre bata bhi , aisa kya huwa tere sath …?
Santa : Usne suhaag raat ko hi 2500 Rupee ka chalan kat diya…..
Dost, hairani se : chalan ???? kis chijh ka chalan ???
Santa : 300 Rs Over Speed ka, 900 Wrong Side Entry ka aur 1300 Rs Without Helmet ka…