Bollywood Funny Hindi Jokes Top 10

Alia Bhatt Aur Police – Alia Bhatt Funny Hindi Jokes

Alia police walo se: Kaha ja rahe ho is samay.

Police wale: Ham lathi charge karne

Ja rahe hai.

Alia Bhatt: Are charger to lete jao.

Mere Baap Ke Bal – Very Funny Bollywood Hindi Jokes

Hrithik roshan : Aaj mere pass 15 car,

12 bike, 5 bungalow aur farm house hai

Tumhare pass kya hai.

Abhishek bachan: Mere baap ke sar pe baal hai.

Babu Ji Huye Paida – Alok Nath Hindi Jokes For Bollywood

Hospital me jab alok nath ji paid huye

Honge to doctor ne unke pariwar walo se

kis tarah se kaha hoga.

Kya…………..

Sochiye….. sochiye……

Doctor ne kaha.

Badhai ho, babuji huye hai.

Imaran Hashmi Lipstik Ki Dukan Par – Hindi Jokes Bollywood

Imaran hashmi ek kosmetik ki dukan par

Jakar, dukandar se bhai ‘ek lipstik dena.

Dukandar: Kaun se color ka.

Imaran hashmi: Are yar color ko chhor, bas

Teast acha hona chahiye…

Sanjay Datt Jail Me – Hindi Jokes On Bollywood

Salman khan ne sanjay datt ko

call karke pucha, bhai pairoli ka kya

Jugar hai….

Sanjay datt: Are yaar mujhe to pairuli

Ka Arakshan mila hai…

Alia Bhatt Ek Dukan Me – Letast Bollywood Hindi Jokes

Aliya bhatt Ek dukan par safola oil

Kharid rahi thi.

Aaliya bhatt ( Dukandar se ) :  Bhaiya sofala oil

To dediya par , iske sath ka gift to do….

Dukandar: Madam, iske sath koi igft nahi hai.

Aaliya bhat: Uloo samjha hai kya, ispar likha

Hai cailostral free.

Kareena Ka Beta Hua – Best Bolliwood Hindi Jokes

Kareena kapoor ko ek bacha hua

Wo bhi bilkul kala.

Saif Ali Khan ne pucha: Tu gori mai bhi gora

To bacha kyo hua kala…..

Karina kapoor: Mai hot, tu hot jal gya sala.

Alia Bhatt Jokes – Funny Hindi Jokes On Bollwood

Pooja bhatt ki 23 saal pahle fialm

Aai sadak… aur ab uski bahan ki film

Aai highway …

Kaun kambakt kahta hai ki

Desh ki taraki nahi hui…..

Salman Khan Ka ‘Baba Ji Ka Thullu’ – Salman Khan Bollywood Hindi Jokes

Salman khan: Mai karib 15 salo se “Revital”

Kha raha hu.

Kapil: Firbhi shadi to ho nahi rahi hai aapki…

Aish ko abhishek le gaya,

Sangita ko ajrudheen le gaya,

Kaitrina ko ranbeer le gaya,

Jarin khud hi bhag gai.

Ab tum hi batao “Revital” kha kar kya

Mila ‘Baba ji ka thullu’.

Salman Khan Ki Shadi – Bollywood Funny Hindi Jokes

51 Saal ka salman khan shadi ke liya ladki dekhne gya.

Ladki ki ma use dekhte hi behose ho gai,

logo ne socha ki khushi ke karan hua hai

Thori der bad jab ladki ki ma hosh me aai aur

Use puch ki aap behosh kyu ho gai,to usne bola,

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26 Saal pahle ye ladka mujhe bhi dekhne aaya tha.