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Santa helmet pahan kar ghar se bahar nikla,

Raste me police wale ne roka.

Police Wala : Nikal 1000 rupee……..

Santa : Par maine to halmet pahan rakha hai,

Police : Wo to thik hai par sale scoter kaha hai.

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Pappu police se : Sir ji mera dost bahut dino se lapata hai….

Police : Ok, akhri bar kaha dekha tha ?

Pappu : Whatsapp par, 3 din pahle ka

Last saan hai……….!!

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Karnal : Tumne mujhe dubne se bachaya hai

Yah bat mai kal subah ki pared me batauga.

Fouji : Aisa mat kijiye.

Agar dusre foujiyo ko pata chaql gaya to

Wo mujhe nadi me fekdenge……..!!

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Sipahi : Chal bhai teri fasi ka samey ho gaya.

Kaidi : Par mujhe to fasi 20 din bad hone wali hai.

Sipahi : Jelar sahab kah kar gaye hai  ki

Tu unke gav ka hai isliye tera kam pahle.

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Ek shahab ne thane me chori ki report

Likhwate huye kaha : Inspector shahab,

Chor kal rat mere ghar se TV ko chhor kar

Sare saman le gaya.

Inspector ne hairahi se pucha : TV kyu choor di ?

Kyuki TVto mai dekh raha tha, Bhai shahab ne

Bahaduri se kaha……….!!

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Trafic police : Stop – stop tumahari

Headlight kam nahi kar rahi hai.

Santa : Jaldi se hat jao break bhi

Kam nahi kar raha hai.

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Thanedar(chor se) : Kya re…….! kal thane me

Tune mere hi jeb se pars mar diya.

Tujhe thori bhi sharm nahi aai ?

Chor : Thanedar shahb ! sharm to aapko aani chahiye……,

Kyuki aapke parce me ek bhi rupeeya nahi nikla.

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Ek salesman ghar-ghar jakar kitabe bechne ka kam karta tha.

Usne ek ghar ki door bell bajai to ek mahila ne darwaja khola.

Salesman : Madam mere pas ek kitab hai,

Jisme patiyo ke rat der tak bahar rahne ke 500 bahane btaye gaye hai,

Kya aap ise kharidna chahogi.

Mahila : Aap ko kya lagta hai ki, mai is kitab ko kyu khartidugi ?

Salesman : Kyuki aaj subah hi is kitab ki

Ek copy aapke pati ko bechi hai.