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Alia Bhatt Aur MS Dhoni Funny Jokes & Chutkule

Teacher : Micro Soft Ke utpado ke kuch nam batao…

Mohan : MS Word !!

Raju : MS Excel !!!

Alia Bhatt (Kafi sochane ke badh) : MS Dhoni

Alia Bhatt v/s Rahul Gandhi Jokes & Chutkule

Kal Alia Aur Rahul Gandhi KI logo ne jam ke pitai ki

Par Kyu ???

Dono kisi ki birthday party me muft ka khana khate huye pakadhe gaye

to bolane lage ki hum ladki walo ki taraf se aaye hai

Varun Dhawan And Alia Bhatt Jokes In Hindi

Varun dawan alia bhatt se bolta hai :

“Alia raat ko mobile charge mat kar battary fat jati hai”

Alia Bhatt : Tu tension na le..

Maine battary pahle hi nikal di hai ….

Alia Bhatt Stupid Mind Jokes & Hindi Chutkule

Alia Bhatt ka radio kharab ho gya..

Wo Mechanics me paas le gai …

Mechanic : Ye Radio bilkul thik hai

bas mausam kharab hai ..isliye nahi chal raha..

Alia Bhatt : Ye lo 2000 ruppee naya mausam dal do !!!

Alia And Varun Funny Jokes & Hindi Chutkule

Alia Bhatt aur Varun ko rasate me 2 bomb mila !!

Alia Bhatt : Chal isse police ko de aate hai..

Varun : Agar rasate me ek bomb fat gya to …

Alia Bhatt : Toh jhut bol denge ki ek  hi bomb mila tha …

Alia Bhatt And Sidharth Funny Jokes In Hindi

Train me Alia Bhatt ne Sidharth ke upar wali seat pe apna saman rakh liya

Sidharth : Yar Alia apna saman kahi aur rakh ..

mere sar pe gir jayega..

Alia Bhatt : Koi bat nahi isme tutane wali koi chijh nahi hai …..

Alia Bhatt At Chemist Store Funny Hindi Jokes

Alia bhatt chemist ki dukan pe gai..

Alia Bhatt ( Dukandar se) : Bhai sahab kya aap meri ek madad karege..

Dukandar :  Ha bilkul !!!

Alia Bhatt ne ek dawai ki bottle se ek chamach dawai nikali

aur dukandar ko pila diya..

Alia Bhatt :  Kya ye mithi hai !!

Dukandar :  Nahi !!!

Alia Bhatt : Thankyou Bas yahi puchna tha !!!

Dukandar : Par ye kaun si dawai hai ?

Alia Bhatt : Darsal Doctor ne mujhe urin test karane ko bola tha..

ki urin me sugar hai ya nahi…

Alia Bhatt Madam Best Funny Jokes In Hiindi

Madam: Alia , batao. ‘Eiffel Tower’ kaha hai?
Alia Bhatt : TV me. Maine kal hi tv pe dekha tha  …..
Madam : Bevkuf…. Mai sahar ki baat kar rahi hu…sahar ki…. Woh ‘paris’ mein hai.
Alia Bhatt : Sorry madam.
Madam : Ab batao ‘niagara falls’ kaha hai ?
Alia Bhatt : Mere mobile me …. Dekho ye rahi photo !!!!
Madam : Arey badmash…. Mein desh ki baat kar rahi hu desh ki ….
Alia Bhatt : Sorry madam.
Madam : Yeh batao ki ‘statue of liberty’ kaha hai ? Aur iss bar jawab thik se bolna….
Alia Bhatt : Pani me !!!!

Alia Bhatt Funny Jokes In Hindi

Alia Bhatt : Yeh kis chiz ka khet hai??

Kisaan : Yeh kapass ka khet, jisse kapde banye jate hai

Alia Bhatt: Isme pajama wala paudha kaunsa hai??

Kisaan hospital me admit hain..

Alia Bhatt Varun Dhawan Funny Jokes In Hindi

Alia Bhatt (Varun Dawan se ): Aaj maine “paani” ko ullu banaya

Varun Dhawan : Paani ko ullu?? Woh kaise??

Alia Bhatt : Dekh , Subha maine paani garam kiya

Aur phir thande paani se naha liya

Alia Bhatt Ki Bevkufiya Jokes – Alia Ulti Latki

Ek Alia Bhatt ped par ulta latki hua thi,

Pappu ne pucha : Kya ho gaya tujhe?

Alia Bhatt : Kuch nahi, sar dard ki goli khayi hain,

Kahi pet mein naa chali jaye

Alia Bhatt KBC Me – Funny Hindi Jokes

Alia bhatt se KBC me pucha gaya sawal.

Q. Inme se kaun sabse bada hai?

A. Peanut                  B. An elephant

C. The moon            C. A kettle

Alia bhatt: Iska jawab B. hai.  An elephant.

Alia Bhatt Aur Rahul Gandhi – Funny Hindi Jokes

Ek din rahul gandhi aur aliya bhatt dno mile.

Rahul gandhi: Yar koi majedar baat bata na

Alia: Pata hai, mai jab choti thi to chhat se niche

Gir gai thi.

Rahul gandhi: Fir, tu bachi ya mar gai thi.

Alia: Mujhe kaise pata hoga,

Mai to choti thi na.

Nasamjh Alia Bhatt – Bollywood Hindi Jokes

Alia bhatt aur rahul gandhi abhi tak ye nahi

Samajh pa rahe hai .

Ki jab salman khan ke pass koi

Khet hi nahi hai to wo do din

Ke liye bail lekar kya krege.

Alia Bhatt Aur Bharat Ratan – Best Hindi Jokes

Ek din alia bhatt jawailri ki dukan me gai.

Dukandar: Hira, pnna, moti kaun sa

ratan dikhu mai aapko.

Alia bhatt: bharat ratan dikho, aaj kal

Ye bhut trands me hai.

Alia Bhatt Ka Bank Account – Bollywood Hindi Jokes

Varun: Hi alia, tera account hacked

Ho gaya hai………………

Alia: Kaun sa account.

Varun: Abe, bank account.

Alia: Thank god…….. ek second ke

Liye majhe laga FB account

Alia Bhatt on GST – FunnY Hindi Joke

Ek reporter ne Alia Bhatt Ko roka..

Reporter : Mam , aaapko GST ka full form pata hai..

Alia Bhatt : Tumhe nahi pata hai..

Reporter : Ji pata hai .. Aap se puch raha hu..

Alia Bhatt : GST ka full form hai “Gum Suda Tex”

Report : Aap dhany hai madam ..

Alia Bhatt ke pedh – Funny Hindi joke SMS

Alia bhatt ke bagiche me bahut sare pedh lage the..

Usne maali se  pedho me pani dalne ko kaha..

Mali : Madam abhi to barish aarahi hai..

Alia Bhatt : Koi bat nahi chata leke dal do..

Alia Bhatt Aur Baraf – Funny SMS Joke Hindi

Alia bhatt ek paraf ka tukda hath pe leke

Gaur se dekh rahi thi

Varun ne puch :

“Aisa kya dekh rahi ho ”

Alia Bhatt : “Dekh rahi hu ki leak kaha se ho raha hai..”

Alia Bhatt Ke Paise Chori – Hindi Joke

Alia Bhatt ka Bag chori ho gya..

Usne Varun se bola

Alia Bhatt : Yar , Mera bag chori ho gya,

Usme 3000Rupee the..

Varun : Chal Jhuthi ,

2500 hi the , maine khud ghar jake gine the..

Alia Bhatt : Paise ki koi problem nahi hai,

Bas ye pata chal jaye ki o adami kaun tha..

Alia bhatt in bank – funny hindi joke

ICICI  Bank: Hum aapko bina interest ke loan de sakte hai.

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Alia bhatt : Agar dene me  koi interest hi nahi hai to kyu de rahe ho?

Mat do…

Alia bhatt in race – funny joke

200 metre ki race me alia ne bhag liye…

Referee bola : 1,2,3 bhago…

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Sab bhag liye sirf alia nahi bhai..

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Referee : Tum kyu nahi bhag rahi…

Alia : Mera number 4 hai..

Alia bhatt and rahul gandhi funny joke

Alia bhatt rahul Gandhi se :

Agar tu bata de ki mere tokari me kya hai to

Tokhri ke aadhe ande tere..

Aur tu ye bhi bata de ki tokri me kitne ande hai to..

TO 20 ande tere aur 20 ande mere…

Aur tu ye bhi bata de ki ande kiske hai to..

Ande dene wali murgi bhi teri…

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Rahul gandhi : Koi HINT to de yar !!!

Alia bhatt and football funny joke

“Alia Bhatt varun dhavan ke sath football dekh rahi thi”
Alia Bhatt :  Ye Log sare ek hi ball ko kyu mar rahe hai ?
Varun Dhavan : Kyu ki inhe Goal karna hai !!!!
Alia Bhatt  : Ball to pehle hi to gol hai…
Ab aur kitna gol karna !!!!

Alia on news – funny joke

TV News: Kashab Hanged….

Alia bhatt : Ek bar kashab ko reset kar do fir kashab hang nahi hoga !!

Alia bhatt sima goli bari – funny joke

Varun dhavan : Sima pe pakistan antankwadi goli bari kar rahe hai …

Halat bahut kharab hai !!!

Alia Bhatt : Mere khayal se Sima ko kuch din ghar se bahar nahi nikalna chahiye !!!

Alia bhatt and jin ka bacha – funny joke

Mele me announce kiya gya…

“Ek bacha mila hai …….jinka hai ……aake le jaye ”

Alia bhatt bhidh se chilate huye bahar nikli :

” Mujhe bhi dikhao… Mujhe bhi dikhao…

Jin ka bacha kaisa hota hai “

Alia bhatt on Reservation – hindi funny joke

Gujjar andolan ke bich alia bhat ne gujjaro ko phone karke bola :

” Aap logo ko reservation chahiye to online karwa sakte ho aap… isme rail ki patari ukharne ki kya jarurat hai … “

Hindi funny joke Alia bhutt on petrol rate

Varun dhawan : Petro ke dam badh gaye hai …

Alia bhatt : To band kar do crime petro dekhna….

Savdhan india bhi acha hai…

Alia bhatt on cricket – hindi funny joke

worldcup Semi Final Me Har Gaye To Bhi koi bat nahi
Lekin Final Me pakka Jitna – Alia Bhatt

Alia bhatt ko mila 500 rupee – hindi funny joke

Alia bhatt and varun dhawan sarak pe chal rahe the …
Aur sarak pe unhe 500ke note gira huwa mila…
Alia- Ab hum kya karege?
Varun- Hum 50:50 kar lete hai…..
Alia- Par bake ke 400 ka kya karege ?

Alia v/s apple – funny joke

Varun : Tum khali pe me kitne apple kha sakti ho?
Alia : Mai 5 kha sakti hu….
Varun : Galat jabab…ek apple khane ke bad tumhara pet khali thodi pacha..
Alia : Wow mast joke hai ….Mai apne dost ko bataugi…..
Alia to deepika : Tum khali pe me kitne apple kha sakti ho?
Deepika : Mai 7 kha sakti hu….
Alia : Pagal.. 5 bolti to ek dam mast joke sunati ….

Alia v/s income tex – funny joke

Alia Bhatt : Hello Dad, aaj ka kya plan hai ?

Mahesh Bhatt : Bas Income Tax Returns.

Alia Bhatt: Ohhh… Lekin pahla part kab aaya?

Mahesh Bhatt : Ja beti ja tu , Shooting pe ja …

Alia bhatt flag lene gayi – funny hindi joke

Alia bhatt independence day ke liye bharat ka jhanda lene gai,
Jhanda dekh kar Alia bhatt ne kuch kaha,
jise sunte hi dukaan wala behosh ho gya,
Guess karo Alia ne kya kaha hoga ?

‘Isme aur colour dikhao ge bhaiya ?’