Shetano Ka School
Attendnce:
Ajooj Majooj
Yes Sir!
Zakoota
Yes Sir!
Drakola
Yes Sir!
Iblees
Yes Sir!
.
.
Zardari !
Sir Wo Pakistan Lootne
Gye Hua Hai.
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funny sms
Never Trust A Crying Woman
And A Smiling Man,
Both Are Extremly Dangerous
It Is True
See
Crying Meera & Smiling Asif
Zardari.
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Meri Zalalat Daikh Kar Zardari Bhi
Yah Kehty Hue Medan Mein Aa Gaya Faraz.
Aaa Daikhain Zara Kis Mein Kitna Hai Dam.
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Terrorists Have Kidnapped
Our Beloved Zardari & Demanded
$50000000,
Otherwise
They Will Burn Him Wid Petrol.
Please
Donate!!!
I Hav Donated 10 Litres
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Lady to Doctor:
In Mardoon ki Bewafai se
Tang aa kar
Dil karta hai k
Kisi kuttay se
Shadi kar lon
Doctor:
Na Bibi Na
Ye tajrba
Benazir ne b kia tha
Aaj nateeja
Pura Pakistan
Bhugat raha hai
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President Asif Zardari ny PCB Chairman
Ijaz butt Sy Match Fixing Ki Report Talab Karli…,
Or kaha
.
…
.
“Mera Hissa Kahaan Hy”….
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Zardari ko juta nhi laga tu kya hua “Faraz”
Akhir Jutay ki bhi koi self respect hy…
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Janab
Zillat maab
haqeer
Faqeer
qatil-e-banazir
Misl-e-kanzeer
Be-zameer
asif ali zardari nay frmaya
Swis account de case na putto
G.A Bhutto
G.A Bhutto
100 de card picche 32 lutto
G.A Bhutto
G.A Bhutto
Gareban nu lamyan pa k kutto
G.A Bhutto
G.A Bhutto
Is msg nu aggy Sutto
G.A Bhutto
G.A Bhutto
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Jabb Joota BUSH Ko Laga Tha
Woh Zyada Daer Sadar Nahi Reh Paya Faraz
Mujhe Bhi Joota Parr Gaya Hai
Lagta Hai Mere Din Bhi Thoray Hain
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Shiri Rehman Farmati hay
Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko
wah wah
Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko
liken koi jutey say na mare mere dewane ko
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MUSHARAF Vs ZARDARI ”
Aata Rs.13=31
Sugar21=55
Milk32=46
Petrol54=61
Bike32000=45000
AC 20000=32000
Stock Market 16000=9000
US $ 60=83
GST 15%=16%
Tax On Call & Sms 9%=15%
We Don’t Want This Democracy.
We Want MUSSHARAF
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American Citizen;
Hum Log Ghar Ki Rakhwali K Liye
Kutta Rakhte Hain
Pakistani Citizen:
Ye Konsi Bari Baat Hai
Humne To Pure Mulk K Liye Rakha Hua Hai
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ZARDARI Per Mazmoon
Aap 1952 Mein Peda Huye.
Aap Ney Begairti Ki Ibtedai Taleem
Apney Mohallay Se Shuru Ki,
Aur Aala Taleem Ke Liye Jail Chale Gaye
Jab Dakku Hone Ka Certificate Hasil Kiya
To Aap Ney Hakoomat Ke Khazanay Ko
Lootney Ke Plan Bananay Shuru Kar Diye
Aur Phir Benazir Se Shaadi Kar Ke
Aap Ney Professional Begairti Ka Aghaz Kam Umri Mai Hi Kardiya
Hukumat Ne Apko Number 1 Lutere Ka Award Diya
Aur Apke Dant Bahir Nikal Diye
Apni Kurtuton Ki Waja Se Ap Jald He
Mr.10% Mashoor Ho Gaye.
Apne Apni BV Ko Jannat Ka Ticket Le Kar Diya
Aur Khud Kursi-E-Sidarat Pey Aa Bethy
Aur Mulk Lootne Mai Aala Maqam Hasil Kya
Apki Tareekh Wafat Ka Sabko Intezar Hai
Allah Pakistani Awam Ko Apke Manhus Saye Se
Nijaat Dilaye
Ame
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Jab Kisi Se Milo To
Ye Na Dekho K Wo Kitna Gunahgar Hai
Balkey Ye Dekho K Wo Kitna Malldar Hai
(Sheikh Asif Ali Zardari)
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Shetano key school ki attendance.
Ajooj Majooj
Yes Sir
Zakoota
Yes Sir
Darakoola
Yes Sir
Iblees
Yes Sir
.
.
Zardari
!
!
Sir Wo Pakistan lootney giya hua hai.
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Jaisay Heeray Ko Heera Kaat-ta hay
Aur Lohay ko Loha Kat-ta Hay
Waisay Hi Aik Din Zardari ko Kutta Katay Ga
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Some men change their party
for the sake of their principles;
others change their principles
for the sake of their party.
And Some Kill Principles
for the Sake of Zardari.
Well Done Mr. Gillani, and Mr. Aitzaz
The whole Pakistani Nation is mourning
the death of Political, Social and Ethical Principles
which you have Killed for Zardari.
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Koi Takleafday Cheez Rastay Se Hatana Neki Hai . . .
Awo Sub Mil Kar
ZARDARI Ko Rastay Se Hata Dain . .
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American -
In Our Country
A Man Had No Legs
We Put Him Artificial Legs Now He Is Race Champ.
Russian -
In Our Country Man Had No Arm
We Put Him Artificial Arm
He Is Now Boxing Champ.
Pakistani -
In Our Country
A Man Had No Brain
We Put Sindhi Cap On His Head
Now He Is Our President..
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Quaid-e-Azam Was
Quaid-e-Millat
Fatima Jinah
Maader-e-Millat
Liaqat Ali Khan
Shaheed-e-Millat
Gilani ?
Izzat Ki Qillat
Aur
Zardari ?
Zillat Hi Zilla
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1 Bache Ne Zardari Se Kha
Janab 14 Mahine Ho Ge
Humare School Main Teacher Nahi Aya
Zardari:
Toh School Kese Chal Rha Ha
Bacha:
Jese Mulk Chal Rha Ha….
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Insaanon Ki Qabar Par Likha Jata Hai,
“Aakhri Araam Gaah”
Magar Asif Zardari Ki Qabar Par Likha Jaye Ga,
.
.
.
.
“Aakhri Harami Tha”
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Joo Na Katay Aaari Sai
Woo Katay Behari Sai
Or Jo Na Katay Behari Sai
Woo Katay Sirf Zardari sai
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Zardari Is A Great Man,
We Love Him…
Toot Gaya Roza
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President Zardari Announces
20kg Sugar
As A Reward For M.Amir &
5kg For Saeed Ajmal Of The
Cricket Team Fo Rtheir Fighting Perfomance
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NEW QAUMI TARANA..
Zardari ki zamin shad baad,
Bijli aye 8 ghantay baad,
Tu nishan-e-corruption Aalishan,
Arz-e-Zardaristan,
Shad baad Sindh rahay Abaad,
Zardari ki zamin ka Nizaam,
Aatay, Gas Bijli ka Bohraan,
Qaum Mulk sub gharak,
Nawaz, Wakeel Pa-in-da Tabinda baad,
Benazir dunya say Farar,
Parchamay Sitara-e-Hilal,
Khoon main ranga sara Saal,
Bhool apna maazi Shan-e-Haal Jaan-e-Istaqbal,
Saya-e-America Sar pe Sawaar.
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“Research & Appeal 4 All”
Age 64 & Presidents Of Pakistan
Sikander Mirza Died @ 64
Ayub Khan Died @ 64
Yahya Khan Died @ 64
Fazal Elahi Died @ 64
Zia-Ul-Haq Died @ 64
Zardari..?
Will B 64 In 2010
Awam Se Appeal Ki Jati He
Plz Sabar Karen
1 Saal Ki To Baat Hai
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Remember !
Divorce Is Never A
Solution
Try To Stay Away For
Few Years
If Differences Dtill
Persist
Just
KILL YOUR WIFE
(Asif Zardari) ;->
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Girl To Boy:
Hum Apney Betay Ka Naam Kia Rakhain Gey?
Boy!
Very Simple..
Ager Shadi Se Pehley Hoa To..
Asif Zardari,
Oor Ager Baad Main Hua
To Nawaz Sharief..:-)
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Ksi Drakht Pe Ek Ullu Betha Krta Tha,
Ek Din Wo Drakht Kaat Diya Gya,
Drakht Bohut Khush Huwa
K Shukar He Ab Ham Par
Koi Ullu Nai Baithy Ga
Lekin Drakht Ki Khushi
Us Wakt Khaak Me Mil Gayi Jab
.
.
.
.
Us Ko Kaat K
Zardari K Room Ki CHAIR Bana Di Gayi,
Tareekh Gawah Hai
Aj Bhi Us Par
Ullo Hi Baitha Ha.
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ZARDARI Se 1 Admi Ne Pucha.
Zardari Saab
Ap Ko Kis Waqt Darr Lagta Hai?
Zardari:
Jab Log Naara Lagatay Hain K
.
.
.
“Zinda Hai B.B.Zinda Hai”
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Miyan Biwi Ko Milwana Boht Sawab Ka Kam Hai.
Aap Dil Se Dua Krain K
ALLAH Tala
Jald-Az-Jald
Asif Zardari Ko
Be’Nazir Se Mila De…
AAMEEN.
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Asif Zardari Ne Elaan Kia Hai K
“MEIN Apni Beti KI SHADI
USSE KARUN GA JO MUJHSE BHI BARA
KAMEENA HOGA”
.
.
.
.
.
Teri To Lottery Nikal Pari Yaar…
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Aakhir Ek Din
Kisi K Hath Kuch Nai Ayega
Har Koi Khali Hath Jaye Ga
Sab Yaheen Reh Jaye Ga
QK
Us Din Qayamat
NAHI
Zardari Pakistan Bech K Nikal Jaye Ga
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Pakistan Post Office
Ne Asif ZARDARI Ki Tasveer
Walay Stamp Jari Kardiye Hain!
Awam Pareshan Hain
K Thook Kis Taraf Lagaya Jaye?
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Golden Words*
Jo Pasia De Us Se Ley Lo,
Aur Jo Na De Us Se Cheen Lo…
Moulana Sheikh ASIF ALI ZARDARI..!
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Asif Zardari:
America K Sadar Obama
K Rishtedar Hain
Qarebi Zraye Sy Pata Chala He K
Asif Zardari
America K Sadar Obama
Ki
Phupho
K
Kuttay
Ka Puttar Hay…
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Shaitan Apne Chelun Se:
Saam Tumhari Duty Aaj Se America Main Hy
JULIE Tum UK Jao Gi,
Aur
PETER Tum India Chalay Jao.
Saam:
Sir Pakistan Kis Ko Bhijwaya Hy???
Shetan:
Wahan Kisi Ki Zuroorat Nahi!
I’m Satisfied
With ASIF ALI ZARDARI’S Performance…
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Jese khana kharab,
Jese total azaab,
Jesey Aadi faqeer,
Jesay murda zameer,
Jese Naasoor ho koii sartaa howaa,
Ek zardari ko dekha to aisa laga,
Jese bijli ka taar
Jese khanjar ki dhaar,
Jesey dozakh ki aag,
Jesey zehrila naag,
Jese garmi ki dhoop
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Aapko khushian itni milain jitni Musharraf ko galiyan,
Aapki zindagi se gham aise khatam hon jese PTV se haya,
Aap ko GEO jaisa sabar milay,
Shohrat itni milay jitni “BB” ko mili
Health aisi mile jaisay SANGEETA ko
OR
Aapke din aise phirain jaisay zardari k!!!
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