Top 6 Vakil Hindi Jokes Funny Lawyer Chutkule

Swarg Me Pahla Vakil – Vakil Funny Hindi  Joke

Ek vakil aur Pujari Marne ke bad swag me pahuchate hai..

Swag ki Gate pe ek Yamraj milta hai unhe ..

Yamraj apne nokar ko bolta hai ki ..

Indo Dono ko inka kamra dikha do..

Vakeel Aur Pujane dono nokar pe piche piche jate hai …

Nakar uanhe ek jopadhi me le jata hai..

Waha ek charpai , ek table aur kuch kitabe hote hai..

Nokar : Padigi ye aap ka kamra hai..

Pandit ne unhe dhanyabad bola …

Fir Nokar vakil ko uske kamre me le gaya..

Vakil ke kamre me ek dauble bed tha , ek almari thi ,aur ek sundar si ladki thi..

Vakil ne ye dekh ke Nokar se pucha.. Ye sab pujaro ki kyu nahi mila..

Nokar : Yaha pujari to bahut aate hai..

Par Vakeel Aap Pahle ho.. Sare vakil to narak me hi jate hai

Vakil Doctor Aur Engineer Me Bada Kaun – Best Vakil Funny Joke

Ek bar train me Vakil , Doctor Aur  Engineer ki behesh chidh gai ki

Kaun sabse aamir hai ..

Bagal ke adami ni kaha ki chalo sabib karo ki kaun jayada amir hai..

Doctor ne 500 rupee nikala aur sigrate banake pigya..

Engineer ne 2000 ka note nikala aur sigrate banake pigya..

Ab Vakil ki bari thi..

Vakil ne cheque Book nikal ..ek 5 lakh ka cheque banaya..

Fir sigrate bana ke pigya..

Vakil : Amir wahi hai jo bina nuksan ke aaish kar le..

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Moral of the day : Kuch bhi karo sala vakil se dur raho

Kamina Vakeel –  Vakil Hindi Jokes

Ek Doctor ek shadi me gya,,

Log ne usse muft ki raye janane ke liye usse gher liya..

Sab aapni apni paresani batate aur ilazz pata karke chale jate..

Doctor Pareshan ho gya..

Tabhi Usne Dekha ki ek nami wakil party me hai,..

Par log usse sujhao janane ke liye uske paas nahi ja rahe the..

Doctor ne vakile se pucha ..Tuhse log sala nahi mange..

Vakil : Mangte hai..

Doctor : Fir Tum Unhe kaise bhagate ho ..

Mai unhe salah de deta hu,,

Fir salah ka bill unke ghar bhijwa deta hu..

Doctor :  Ab mai bhi aisa hi karuga..

Agle din Doctor party me jane ke liye tayar ho raha tha ..

Tabhi nokar ne kaha ki ek aadami aaya hai..

Doctor : Andar Bula lao..

Adami (Doctor se) : Sir jo kal aapne vakil sahab se salah li ki usaka bill laya tha..

Doctor Behosh ho gay….

Jaisi Karni Waisi Bharni – Vakil HIndi Funny Joke

Ek plan me 4 log ja rahe the..

Ek vakil , ek doctor , ek bacha aur ke bujurg admi..

Achanak hi pilot ne bola ki plane crash hone wala hai

Aur plane me bas 4 parasute hai…ek mai leke kudh raha hu..

Ab plane me char log the aur parasute bas 3 tha..

Doctor bola mujhe mazij ki jan bachani hai … mai ja raha hu para suteleke..

Fir Vakil bola mujhe ek garib aadami ka case ladna hai..Mera jana bhi jaruri hai..

Aur Vakil bhi ek kud gya..

Ab bacha aur Budha adami bache the..

Budha Adami : Beta maine to pani jindigi jo li..

Tumhe abhi duniya dekhnii hai..

Tum apni jan bacha lo..

Bacha : Taau dono ko kuch nahi hoga..

Vakil mera kapdho ka bag leke kuda tha..

Vakil Ne Di Gali – Kameena Vakil Funny Joke

Ek Court me vakil ki behash miss Seema Malotra Nam ki el lady se ho gai..

Vakil ne usse Gusse me Suwar bol diya..

Seema malotra ne judge se complain ki

To Judge ne bola ki aap Seema malotra ko suwar nahi bula sakte ..

To vakil ne bola … Acha mai suwar ko Seema malotra bula sakta hu..

Judge : Ha aap suwar ko Seema malotra bula sakte hai …

Aap ko koi kuch nahi bolega..

Vakil (Seema Malotra se) : Aur Seema Malotra Ji kaisi hai Aap ?

Lawyer Ne Di Judge Ko Riswat – Lawyer Funny Hindi Jokes

Court Me behesh chal rahai thi ,,,, Tabhi Lawyer ne bola ..

Lawyer : Sir , Kunun ki kitab ke page number 15 ke anusha mera client begunah hai..

Judge : Kitab Magwai jaye..

Jab Judge ne kitab dekha to 5000 ke 10 note the..

Judge Muskurate huye bola.. Mujhe sabut pasand aaya..

Aaise 2 sabut aur mangwaye jaye…