pathan funny sms
Pathan Saw A Man Stealing A Purse
.
Theif:
There is 1000 Rs in the Purse
.
We can Take 50-50
.
Pathan:OK..OK
.
But what About The Remaining 900
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pathan funny jokes
Teacher:
Allah ne
“PAIT”kiu banaya hai???
.
.
Pathan:
Shalwaar bandhnay k liye.
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”Pathan Apni BV Se Naraz Hogyaa
Or
Khud Ko or BV ko Maarne Ka Faisla Kia.
Usne Apni Kanpati Pe Gun Rakhi Or BV Ko Bola:
Khush Mat Ho,
Agla Number Tera Hai:-’
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This is”GHURBAT”
FaQir Pathan Se:
5 Rupe Ka Sawal Hai Baba?
Pathan:
Baba Jaldi Se Sawal Batao Mujhe 5 Rupe
Ki Buhat Sakhat Zaroot Hai.
Me Ne Naswar Leni Ha…
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PATHAN Smosa khol kr andr ka masala kha
rha tha
1 admi ne pocha pura kyun nahi
khate
.
Pathan bola baba Doctor bahir ki Cheez khaNe se
mana kia Hai…
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Pathan baalti mai pani le ke ja raha tha,
ke barish shuro ho gayi Owr barish
ka pani baalti mai chala gia..
Pathan:
Oho!Sara pani geela hogia..
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Larki Mairy ammi ko tum boht pasand
aye ho
Pathan:
Kuch bhi ho,
Hum shadi tum se hi karega
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Tum roz clinic k bahir khary ho
k aurton ko q ghorte ho?
Pathan:
Ap hi ne bahir likha hai k”Aurton”ko
dakhny ka time 9sa11 Tak hai”
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Pathan boht Deir se apni Haseen
mengetar ko dekh rha tha…
Larki Sharma k,
Kya Dekh Rahy Ho??
Pathan:
Hum Soch rha tha k agr tm hmara
Ammi hota to hm b Khobsurat hota…
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Police officer to Pathan:
Tum humko janta nahi hy.
Hum yahan ka DSP hai.
Pathan:
Tum DSP hy.To hum CSW hy.
Police:
Ye CSW kia hy
Pathan:
CHAPPAL SILAI WALA..!
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Pathan in Lift..
Girl= mehnga perfume laga k lift me
ayi, or Pathan ko akad k boli
Cobra perfume, Rs.6000..:)
2nd girl ayi=Jasmeen
perfume”Rs.7000 …:)
achanak lift ruk gayi or khuch smell
aayi
dono ladkiyon ne apna naak pakda
or Pathan ko dekhne
Lagi…
Pathan with smile:-
“Muli “14 Rupey Kilo……:)
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‘American Pathan se: Tumhen Tairna ata h?
Pathan: Nahi
Amrican: Tum Se to kutta Acha he jo Tair Laita he,
Pathan: Tumhen Tairna ata he?
Amrican: Yes
Pathan: Phir Tum Me Aor kutte me kia FaraQ He.
(,”) ;,
/);-) wah khan
// Aj to Dil Khush Kr Diya….’
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‘Ek Päthän Lades ward me admit ho gya
Nurs:
Tmko sharm ni aati ye ladies ward h aur tm yahan agae ho
Päthän bola
Shrm kaisi
Hm to Paida hi Ladies Ward me hua tha’
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‘Teacher to Pathan Agr tum mobile se 15 ki jaga 51
dial karo to kya hoga?
Pathan_Very simple,
Police ki gari reverse me ayegi.’
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PATHAN ko ek jadoo ka chiragh mila
Us ne us ko ragra to ek JIN nikla
Jin ne kaha:
Teen khuwahishen batao
Pathan:
1_ Khobsorat aalishan ghr ho..
Ghr aa gaya
Pathan:
2_ Ghr main bht ameer log rehte hon.
Log aa gaye!
Pathan:
3_ Ab is ghr main hum ko chokidar lagwa do.
Jin:lakh lanat teri zindagi te.:-)
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Pathan ny masjid se joti chori ki,
Molvi:
Eny joti chori kiti ae edi”Tend”kr
do.
Pathan:
Ek Pear waps ly lo ty Foji Cutting kr
Do…
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Ek shadi me pathan ek table pr
baitha,
Chwal k sath murgha b rakha gya.
Pathan ne dekha k murgha dusre ki
traf hai.
OR
Chawal pathan ki traf…
Pathan ne us table ko ghuma k
murgha apni traf kia.
Admin:Ya ap kya kr rahey ho?
pathan:Oye kaafir ka bacha iski
tangen Qibley ki traf thi…
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Pathan se kisi ne Pocha:Radio
Or Akhbar me kya farq hy?
Khan:(Boht Sochny k bad Dekho
Yara)
Baat hy Smjhny ki,
Ab Radio me ap Rotiyan to
nhi Lipait skty na?
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Pathan:aaj hum nay paani ko ullu bana dia…
Friend:wo kaise…??
Pathan:o yara!
Subha hum nay pani garam kia
or
thanday pani sey naha lia….
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Teacher to Pathan;
Batao Pakitan ka jhanda
sub se pehle kaha lagaya
gya?
Pathan:
Boht dair Soch ny k bad bola:
Danday pe;-)
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Pathan:Jaldi Ek Glass Juice Do
Larai Hone Wali Hai.
Peen K Bad
Ek Glass Or Dy
Larai Hone Wali Hy.
Juice Wala:Larai Kb Hogi?
Pathan:Jb Tu Paise MAnge Ga.
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‘PATHAN ARMY MA BHRTI HOWA 2 DIN
BAD JANG SHURU HOGAI PATHAN K
HELMET PE GOLI LAGI PATHAN GUN
PHAINK K BHAG GYA OR BOLA
AQALMAND K LIYE ISHARA E KAFI HAI’
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Wedding Night…
Pathan Room mai Jatay he ap wife se bola…!
.
Gul Bano,
.
.
Bhag mat jana hum PEPSI sath ly kr aya hai…. :
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Pathan
Public Toilet mei gya to
Diwar Pr Likha tha
Dunya Chand Pr Pohnch gai hy
Aur
Tum Yahan Bethay ho
Pathan
Nechay Likh Aya
Bus
kar k
Hum B ja rha hay!
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1 pathan building se gira,
Doctor Ye marr chuka hai,
Pathan achank uth or bola:
Mei zinda hon,
2nd pathan:
Tu leta reh tujhe doctor se
ziada pta hy kya
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Jo Eid waly din rozy rakhy wo
sHYtAn hota hy.
OUR
jo rozy my Eid mna ly wo pathan
hota hy.
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1 Pathan Doosre Se:
Zara Car Se Bahar Dekhna
K Indicators jal Rahe Hain
Ya Nahi?
Doosra Pathan Bahar Dekh K:
.
.
.
.
.
.
Haan, Nahi, Haan, Nahi, Haan,
Nahi, Haan, Nahi.
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Pathan khouf zadda ho k
bemar hgya,
kisi ne poch khan kia
howa hai?
Pathan:-Yara kal hmara
classfelow ka intiqal
hogya,
uska Roll NO.45 tha or
hmara 46 hy.
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1 pathan P.C.O gaya or
jaate he shop waaLe ko
3 zordaar thaper maare..
Shop pe Likha tha,,
koi b ptcL number dial
karne se pehle 3 Lagaen.
Geo pathan..
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2 Pathans in NEW YORK drinking Hot
dog for the earliest moment.
Pathan1: open the bucks, looks indoors,
believe mortified and asks Pathan2,
“Which component of the dog do you contract?
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Pathan larki se:
Mere dil Me a
jao!!!
Girl(ghussay se):
“CHAPPAL utaroon
kia??”
Pathan:
“Pagli aisy hi aa
jao Masjid thori
hy…..!
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1 pathan dosry pathan sy:
(mayosi k sath)
Sab log hamain pagal bewaqof
q kehty hain?
2nd Pathan:
“Tu dafa kr yar,
Ye le
“TANG”
or LasSi bana.
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Pathan,
Agar mere Hath Mein
Hukumat ho to Main MuLK ki
Taqdeer badaL badL doon,
Wife:
Tum pehle Apni Shalwar to
Badal Lo,subha se meri pehn
K ghom rahe ho.
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1st pathan :
O yara Bike q tez krdi.
2nd pathan:
Break fail ho gya ha is se
Pehle accident ho jai jaldi
Se ghar phuch jate hen.
Good!
Or tez,or tez!
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Pathan Dukandar Se:
Miswak Hai….?
Dukandar: Nahi Hai
2nd Din Phr Pathan
Miswak Hai….?
Dukandar: Nahi Hai
3rd Din Phr Pathan
Miswak Hai….?
Dukandar: Nahi Hai
Aur Agr Ab aya Tu
Goli Mar Don Ga..
Next Day Pathan Phr
Aya Aur Bola…
Pistol Hai…?
Dukandar:Nahi Hai
Pathan: Acha Tu Phr
Miswak Hai…
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1 pathan ne 1 bache ko
aghwa kr lia.
pri os py 1 sticker laga
k gher bejh dia.
jis py likha tha 10 lakh
rupe kal pul k neche
bhijwa do.
or bacha lay lo..2sre
din pathan pul k neche
gya to usy pese mil gye.
or sath sticker py likha tha:
khuda Qasam pese ka gham nai.
Gham is bat ka hy k KHAN ne KHAN
ko luta
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Pathan: Doctor Sahab Hum
3 Bivi Badal Chuka Hy Lekin
Aulaad Nae Hota.
Doctor: “Khan Sahab” Bivi
Nae “Side” Badlo.
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Pathan:Sar k baal jaldi
safaid hote hen neechy
k Q nhi?
2nd pathan:Q k neechy k
baal sar k baal se 13 saal
chote hote hen!
Has mat 4Wd kr market men
new hy
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Pathan.k andar jin chala
gya
3 din baad jin khud aik
Aalim k pas gya or bola:
BAba G!
Thwadi meharbani menu bahar
kad dyo hun hor
‘Naswar’nai khadi jandi.
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