pathan funny sms

pathan funny sms

Pathan Saw A Man Stealing A Purse

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Theif:

There is 1000 Rs in the Purse

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We can Take 50-50

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Pathan:OK..OK

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But what About The Remaining 900

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pathan funny jokes

Teacher:

Allah ne

“PAIT”kiu banaya hai???

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Pathan:

Shalwaar bandhnay k liye.

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”Pathan Apni BV Se Naraz Hogyaa

Or

Khud Ko or BV ko Maarne Ka Faisla Kia.

Usne Apni Kanpati Pe Gun Rakhi Or BV Ko Bola:

Khush Mat Ho,

Agla Number Tera Hai:-’

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This is”GHURBAT”

FaQir Pathan Se:

5 Rupe Ka Sawal Hai Baba?

Pathan:

Baba Jaldi Se Sawal Batao Mujhe 5 Rupe

Ki Buhat Sakhat Zaroot Hai.

Me Ne Naswar Leni Ha…

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PATHAN Smosa khol kr andr ka masala kha

rha tha

1 admi ne pocha pura kyun nahi

khate

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Pathan bola baba Doctor bahir ki Cheez khaNe se

mana kia Hai…

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Pathan baalti mai pani le ke ja raha tha,

ke barish shuro ho gayi Owr barish

ka pani baalti mai chala gia..

Pathan:

Oho!Sara pani geela hogia..

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Larki Mairy ammi ko tum boht pasand

aye ho

Pathan:

Kuch bhi ho,

Hum shadi tum se hi karega

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Tum roz clinic k bahir khary ho

k aurton ko q ghorte ho?

Pathan:

Ap hi ne bahir likha hai k”Aurton”ko

dakhny ka time 9sa11 Tak hai”

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Pathan boht Deir se apni Haseen

mengetar ko dekh rha tha…

Larki Sharma k,

Kya Dekh Rahy Ho??

Pathan:

Hum Soch rha tha k agr tm hmara

Ammi hota to hm b Khobsurat hota…

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Police officer to Pathan:

Tum humko janta nahi hy.

Hum yahan ka DSP hai.

Pathan:

Tum DSP hy.To hum CSW hy.

Police:

Ye CSW kia hy

Pathan:

CHAPPAL SILAI WALA..!

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Pathan in Lift..

Girl= mehnga perfume laga k lift me

ayi, or Pathan ko akad k boli

Cobra perfume, Rs.6000..:)

2nd girl ayi=Jasmeen

perfume”Rs.7000 …:)

achanak lift ruk gayi or khuch smell

aayi

dono ladkiyon ne apna naak pakda

or Pathan ko dekhne

Lagi…

Pathan with smile:-

“Muli “14 Rupey Kilo……:)

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‘American Pathan se: Tumhen Tairna ata h?

Pathan: Nahi

Amrican: Tum Se to kutta Acha he jo Tair Laita he,

Pathan: Tumhen Tairna ata he?

Amrican: Yes

Pathan: Phir Tum Me Aor kutte me kia FaraQ He.

(,”) ;,

/);-) wah khan

// Aj to Dil Khush Kr Diya….’

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‘Ek Päthän Lades ward me admit ho gya

Nurs:

Tmko sharm ni aati ye ladies ward h aur tm yahan agae ho

Päthän bola

Shrm kaisi

Hm to Paida hi Ladies Ward me hua tha’

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‘Teacher to Pathan Agr tum mobile se 15 ki jaga 51

dial karo to kya hoga?

Pathan_Very simple,

Police ki gari reverse me ayegi.’

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PATHAN ko ek jadoo ka chiragh mila

Us ne us ko ragra to ek JIN nikla

Jin ne kaha:

Teen khuwahishen batao

Pathan:

1_ Khobsorat aalishan ghr ho..

Ghr aa gaya

Pathan:

2_ Ghr main bht ameer log rehte hon.

Log aa gaye!

Pathan:

3_ Ab is ghr main hum ko chokidar lagwa do.

Jin:lakh lanat teri zindagi te.:-)

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Pathan ny masjid se joti chori ki,

Molvi:

Eny joti chori kiti ae edi”Tend”kr

do.

Pathan:

Ek Pear waps ly lo ty Foji Cutting kr

Do…

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Ek shadi me pathan ek table pr

baitha,

Chwal k sath murgha b rakha gya.

Pathan ne dekha k murgha dusre ki

traf hai.

OR

Chawal pathan ki traf…

Pathan ne us table ko ghuma k

murgha apni traf kia.

Admin:Ya ap kya kr rahey ho?

pathan:Oye kaafir ka bacha iski

tangen Qibley ki traf thi…

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Pathan se kisi ne Pocha:Radio

Or Akhbar me kya farq hy?

Khan:(Boht Sochny k bad Dekho

Yara)

Baat hy Smjhny ki,

Ab Radio me ap Rotiyan to

nhi Lipait skty na?

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Pathan:aaj hum nay paani ko ullu bana dia…

Friend:wo kaise…??

Pathan:o yara!

Subha hum nay pani garam kia

or

thanday pani sey naha lia….

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Teacher to Pathan;

Batao Pakitan ka jhanda

sub se pehle kaha lagaya

gya?

Pathan:

Boht dair Soch ny k bad bola:

Danday pe;-)

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Pathan:Jaldi Ek Glass Juice Do

Larai Hone Wali Hai.

Peen K Bad

Ek Glass Or Dy

Larai Hone Wali Hy.

Juice Wala:Larai Kb Hogi?

Pathan:Jb Tu Paise MAnge Ga.

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‘PATHAN ARMY MA BHRTI HOWA 2 DIN

BAD JANG SHURU HOGAI PATHAN K

HELMET PE GOLI LAGI PATHAN GUN

PHAINK K BHAG GYA OR BOLA

AQALMAND K LIYE ISHARA E KAFI HAI’

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Wedding Night…

Pathan Room mai Jatay he ap wife se bola…!

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Gul Bano,

.

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Bhag mat jana hum PEPSI sath ly kr aya hai…. :

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Pathan

Public Toilet mei gya to

Diwar Pr Likha tha

Dunya Chand Pr Pohnch gai hy

Aur

Tum Yahan Bethay ho

Pathan

Nechay Likh Aya

Bus

kar k

Hum B ja rha hay!

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1 pathan building se gira,

Doctor Ye marr chuka hai,

Pathan achank uth or bola:

Mei zinda hon,

2nd pathan:

Tu leta reh tujhe doctor se

ziada pta hy kya

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Jo Eid waly din rozy rakhy wo

sHYtAn hota hy.

OUR

jo rozy my Eid mna ly wo pathan

hota hy.

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1 Pathan Doosre Se:

Zara Car Se Bahar Dekhna

K Indicators jal Rahe Hain

Ya Nahi?

Doosra Pathan Bahar Dekh K:

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.

.

.

.

.

Haan, Nahi, Haan, Nahi, Haan,

Nahi, Haan, Nahi.

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Pathan khouf zadda ho k

bemar hgya,

kisi ne poch khan kia

howa hai?

Pathan:-Yara kal hmara

classfelow ka intiqal

hogya,

uska Roll NO.45 tha or

hmara 46 hy.

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1 pathan P.C.O gaya or

jaate he shop waaLe ko

3 zordaar thaper maare..

Shop pe Likha tha,,

koi b ptcL number dial

karne se pehle 3 Lagaen.

Geo pathan..

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2 Pathans in NEW YORK drinking Hot

dog for the earliest moment.

Pathan1: open the bucks, looks indoors,

believe mortified and asks Pathan2,

“Which component of the dog do you contract?

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Pathan larki se:

Mere dil Me a

jao!!!

Girl(ghussay se):

“CHAPPAL utaroon

kia??”

Pathan:

“Pagli aisy hi aa

jao Masjid thori

hy…..!

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1 pathan dosry pathan sy:

(mayosi k sath)

Sab log hamain pagal bewaqof

q kehty hain?

2nd Pathan:

“Tu dafa kr yar,

Ye le

“TANG”

or LasSi bana.

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Pathan,

Agar mere Hath Mein

Hukumat ho to Main MuLK ki

Taqdeer badaL badL doon,

Wife:

Tum pehle Apni Shalwar to

Badal Lo,subha se meri pehn

K ghom rahe ho.

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1st pathan :

O yara Bike q tez krdi.

2nd pathan:

Break fail ho gya ha is se

Pehle accident ho jai jaldi

Se ghar phuch jate hen.

Good!

Or tez,or tez!

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Pathan Dukandar Se:

Miswak Hai….?

Dukandar: Nahi Hai

2nd Din Phr Pathan

Miswak Hai….?

Dukandar: Nahi Hai

3rd Din Phr Pathan

Miswak Hai….?

Dukandar: Nahi Hai

Aur Agr Ab aya Tu

Goli Mar Don Ga..

Next Day Pathan Phr

Aya Aur Bola…

Pistol Hai…?

Dukandar:Nahi Hai

Pathan: Acha Tu Phr

Miswak Hai…

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1 pathan ne 1 bache ko

aghwa kr lia.

pri os py 1 sticker laga

k gher bejh dia.

jis py likha tha 10 lakh

rupe kal pul k neche

bhijwa do.

or bacha lay lo..2sre

din pathan pul k neche

gya to usy pese mil gye.

or sath sticker py likha tha:

khuda Qasam pese ka gham nai.

Gham is bat ka hy k KHAN ne KHAN

ko luta

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Pathan: Doctor Sahab Hum

3 Bivi Badal Chuka Hy Lekin

Aulaad Nae Hota.

Doctor: “Khan Sahab” Bivi

Nae “Side” Badlo.

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Pathan:Sar k baal jaldi

safaid hote hen neechy

k Q nhi?

2nd pathan:Q k neechy k

baal sar k baal se 13 saal

chote hote hen!

Has mat 4Wd kr market men

new hy

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Pathan.k andar jin chala

gya

3 din baad jin khud aik

Aalim k pas gya or bola:

BAba G!

Thwadi meharbani menu bahar

kad dyo hun hor

‘Naswar’nai khadi jandi.

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