Majedar Chutkule

Ek manochikitsak jab apne klinick pahucha to

Usne waha 2 marijo ko paya.

Ek chat se ulta latka hua tha jabki

Dusra aise acting kar raha tha ki jaise wah

Kulhari se lakriya kat raha ho.

Doctor ne acting karne wale se pucha : Yah ulta

Kyu latka huaa hai.

Usne haste huye bataya : Wah bewkuf samjhta hai ki wah balb hai.

Doctor bola : Tum use fouran utaro.

Aadmi : Use niche utar diya to fir mai

Mai andhere me lakriya katunga.

 jokes in hindi

Phone ki ghanti baji aur doctor shahb

Jaldi se taiyar hokar jane lage,

Unki putri ne apne apne pita ji ko itni jaldbaji me jate dekha to

Pucha pitaji itni jaldi me kaha ja rahe hai…

Doctor shahb bole : “Abhi-abhi rigal hotel room no. 302

Se phone aaya tha ki jaldi se aajao nahi too meri jan nikal jayegi.”

Doctor shahb ki putri ne shramate huye kaha : Oh no papa,

Wo phone to mere liye tha”………!!!