insult sms

insult sms

Mobile kiya hai?

?

?

?

?

?

?

Answer dhoond rahe ho kiya?

Ye hath me kiya kharboza Pakra hua hai?

Kaise kaise Namoony Mere freinds hain.

toba

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Dekho mere sms ka kamal

Ghanti Baji

Bweaqoof ne Mob Uthaya

ab Bewaqoof SMS parh raha hai

Wah kya baat hai...

Muskara kar soch raha hai k kis ko farward karay 

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Agar Aap se koi kahe k

U r

"GOOD LOOKING"

"SMART"

Or

"GENIOUS"

"To rakh k stupid k munh per thapper marna

aur kehna

december ke mahine mein April FOOL ?

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Baharo phool barsao mera "DOST"aya hai. Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai. Barso tak thi jise pani se "ELERGY" vo aaj "LUX" se nahaya hai 

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Ek MsG RoZ

KeEp De FrIeNd ClOsE

DiN MaIn PaAAnCh(5)

DoStI Pe Na AaYe AaNcH

DiN MaIn DuS..

MiLe YaAri Ka RuS..

Din MaIn BeeS

PeHlE Ek Tou KeR KhaBeEs... ;-> 

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Maine ap ko khwab main dekha

Aap hooron k darmian they

Maine ALLAH se poocha

Is ko kis naiki ki jaza mili hai

Jawab aya: Isko jaza nahi...

Hooron ko saza mili hai.. 

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Is dIl ka kaha mano ek kaam kardo,

EK benaam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo

Meri zaat pe faqat itna ehsaan kerdo,

GHar se nahaker niklo, poray ilaaqay ko hairan kerdo 

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Abey O Egg K Chilke !

Aam Ki Gutthli ! Sarey Hue Bengan !

Ublay Hue

AALOO !

Murghi K

Chooze !

Africa K

Bandar!

Kbi B Kisi Ko Esa Na Bolna Bura Lagta Hai Yar! 

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baghan de phool gulab disde.

Neheran de pani laal disde.

Jadon diyan chaliyan lundey diyan paintan.

Aj de mundey nawab disdey....

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Kal Raat gali mai 1 kutta bhonk raha tha.

Bhaoooo Waooo waoooo

Bhaoooo waooo waooo

"waooooooooo

WaOO WAOO WAOOO Waoooo.

Haan Haan bilkul aise hi.

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Ye Sms Jin Khubsort Logo Ko Milta H.

5 Second bad un ka mobile Band Ho Jata Hai.

.

00:01

00:02

00:03

00:04

00:05

Nai hoa?

.

Khubsorat HotY To ho Jata na? 

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Jab Tumhe Oopar wale Ne Banaya Hoga,

Usse Bahut Maja Aaya Hoga,

Soorat Di Bholi Bhali,

Hasi Di Bacho wali,

Mijaaj Diya Cool,

Or Dimaag Dena Gaya Bhool.! 

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Jab Se Aap ko Dekha Hai.

Kya Bataon!

Raat

Din

Subha

Sham

Sotey

Jagtey

Khatey

Peetey

Uthatey

Bethtey

Aatey

Jatey

.

.

Qasmain Mera

Hassa E Nai Rukda. 

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TANHAIYAAN…

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

Jab ooper Tanhaiyaan hain to

Neeche konsa “MELA” laga hai jo dekhne aaye ho

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Qayamat ke din Farishtoo ne logo say kaha k apne gunah likho.subhe log likh rahe the k achanak aapki awaz ayi..

extra sheet plz…

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Oper Wale ne Apko Bheja To Bheja

Pr Bheja to Aisa Bheja

K

Bheje me Bheja hi ni Bheja

Dont Mind

ye Muje Kisi or ne Bheja

to

Mene Apko Bheja

Dekha Mera Bheja!

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Jub "HUM" paida huey to sheitan ne kaha:

Oh No

ik aur "ANGLE"

lakin jub "AAP" paida huey to sheitan Bola:

Acha sady nal "COMPETITION"

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Mafi nama"

Agr

meri

missbell/sms

se

Aap

preshan

ya

tang

ho to

bila jhijhak

apne

mobile

ko

khench

k

diwar

pr

de

maren

na rhy ga phone!

Na bajy gi tone.

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Ye Msg sirf naik logon ko nzar ata hai

THE END.

kesa tha?

Kya nzar nhi aya?

Maine to pehle hi kaha tha ye sirf naik logo ko nazar ata hai.

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Jab se tumhein jana hai,

Jab se tumhein paya hai,

Her dua mein tera naam aya hai,

Taa k pooch sakun rab se k,

''Yeh tu ne kaisa ajooba

banaya hai..?

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Pandit nay ap k

Mobile ki kundli

Dekh kar btaya

hay.

K ap k Mobile par

Kanjusi ki aatma

Mandla rahi hay.

Foran10$M$ Ki

Balli de do

Ta k"SHANTI

ho jaye.

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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de , tarap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de , Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna , Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

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Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai….

“simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain”.

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SMS B Bohot Kamal Ki Chiz Hy

20 Frnd’s Ko Send Kro.

10 Prhte Nhi.

5 Delete Kr Dyty Hn.

4 Ka Inbox Full Hota Ha.

Bs 1 Pagal Pora Msg Parhta Ha.

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2 Pyaz

3 Lasan

50 Gm Zira

3 Pao Mirch

2 Spoon Namak

1 Cup Water

Aur

Thora Sa Hara Dhnya

Pata Hai Hum Kya Bana Rahey Hai?

Aapko

Bewaqof

Aur

Wo B Masala Laga Kar,

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Subah-Subha Jaago Tu Kalma Parho,

Jab Pani Pene Lago To “Bismillah” Parho,

Jab Mujhe Dekho Tu “Subhaan Allah” Parho,

Jab Shesha Dekho Tu “Lahol Wala Quwat” Parho.

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YOU R SO

S

Eet!

W

S Eet!

S Eet!

W

W

S Eet!

Seetw!

Sewet!

W

S Eet!

Ws Eet!

Swe

Et!

Rehne De Yar

Tere Pe Fit Nahi Ho Raha

:-) 

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'THIS IS A FUNNY CRIME STORY

FIVE FRIENDS LIVED IN THE ROOM

MAD

BRAIN

FOOL

NOBODY

SOMEBODY

ON DAY SOMEBODY KILLED NOBODY AT THAT TIME BRAIN WAS IN BATHROOM MAD CALLED THE POLICE MAD HELLO POLICE SOMEBODY KILLED NOBODYPOLICE MAN R U MAD MAD YES I AM MAD POLICE MAN DON,T U HAVE A BRAIN ? MAD YES ACTUALLY BRAIN IS IN BATHROOM POLICE MAN YOU FOOL MAD NO SIR I AM MAD ACTUALLY FOOL IS BUSY REDING MSG'

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Modern,

Obedient,

Neat,

Kind,

Excellent,

Young,

Hey! Thats me...

Pareshan mat ho is mai tumhra nam b ha...

Read the 1st alphabet of evry line.

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Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,

tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,

Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.

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Rose is laal Sky is neela

Your brain is like "Khali Pateela"

Bura maan lia?

OK

Rose is red Water is cool

I m beautiful But u r FOOL

Lo thora or bura maano:-

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 W1y w2y w1y w5y

W5x w1y w2y w1y

Nhi smaj aya?

Zra ulta kr k dekho

   

HaHaHa!

Paagal!

Jab seedha smaj nhi aya to ulta kese smaj aaey ga

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A

B

C

D

E

F

G

H

I

J

K

L

M

N

O

P

Q

R

S

T

U

V

W

X

Y

mujeh pata tha pura parhey bina tumhain Sukoon thodi aaey ga

lo

maro

"Z";-)

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Bhai Call me fast aik bt krni hai zaruri. W8ng

Malom tha kanjos Nechay aa jayga par call nhi karyga.

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Ap k pas wo wala msg hai

jis me 1 Bewaqoof sirf

"Nahi" likh k reply karta he?

Jaldi Batao, plz...

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Ghadey Ko Ghadi Se Pyar Hogya ...

Wa wa

wa wa

.

Ghadey Ko Ghadi Se Pyar Hogya ...

.

.

.

.Itna Romentic SmS Parh Kar Aik Aur Ghada TAIYAR Hogya...

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Ap k khayal ma main apko sms kyun karta hon?

I Miss u..?

I Like u..?

OR

I Need u..?

.

.

.

.

Chal bay

Sms package khatam karna Hota hai...is liye:-

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Jub "HUM" paida huey to sheitan ne kaha:

Oh No

ik aur "ANGLE"

lakin jub "AAP" paida huey to sheitan Bola:

Acha sady nal "COMPETITION"

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Pakistan me

1 samandar

5 darya

9 dame

1843 nahren

638246 kuwain

98834672 nalkey

93167346 tankiyan

734219465 tOtiyan

Pr DOST,

ap nahate phr b nhi hO? :-D

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Dil say. Shukria,

Hai

Akilmand

Or

Sweet

Wala

Bhejnay

msg

ye

or

hu

bwakuf

wala

pernay

msg

ulta

me

k

hu

kehta

halfia

"mai"

Ab plz nechay se uper perho.

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Kya tm urr sktay ho?

Kya pahaar utha sktay ho?

Kya tm buildng tor sktay ho?

Nai na?

Beta srf shakl bndr jasi hone se koi "hanumaan" nahi ban jata

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Ye Msg sirf naik logon ko nzar ata hai

THE END.

kesa tha?

Kya nzar nhi aya?

Maine to pehle hi kaha tha ye sirf naik logo ko nazar ata hai.

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Phool Khil Kar Udaas Hai

Samandar Ko Aaj Pani Ki Piyaas Hai

Ek Baar AAP Muskura Do

QK,

HAM Ko Dunya Ki

Sab Se

"KHOFNAAK"

MUSKURAHAT

Ki Talaash Hai.

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JUB Bhi Aap ki yaad Aaye gi

Aap k mobile Par hamare sms ki Baraat Aaye Gi

Sms To hum Aap Ko kar Dein Gey

Lekin Us k Paisey Deney Kya Aap Ki Saas Aaye Gi?

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CUTE INSULT :

.

.

Girl : I Want To Say Something

To U..!!

.

Boy : What.?!

.

Girl : Its 3 Words & 8

letters..!!

.

Boy : I knw. Its I love You..

But I Dont..!!

.

Girl : No.

.

Boy : Then What..?

.

.

.

.

Girl : Go To Hell !!

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Girl : What are you doing ?

Boy : Im talking with my angel now :S

Girl : Aww , Do u know that you are So sweet ?

Boy : yes , ohhh but my Angel just signed off So Im talking with yu now !! :P

Girl : Aaaargh ><

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ApKo Meri Kon C Aadat Zeher Lgti Hai ?

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Reply Krne ki koi zaroorat nahi pehle apni adatein theek karo..!ok

Haha

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Boy proposing a girl :

Me tumhare ley kuch b kar sakta hn.

Girl : wada ?

Boy : Haan paka wada,kuch b kr sakta hn.

Girl :

Phir Ainda muje apni shakal b mat dekhna...=P;->:-P

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Baap ne apne bete ki talashi li, Jaib se , cigrette, gutka, naswar katrina kaif ki tasaweer aur girls k numbers baramad hoye

Baap ne bete ko buhat mara aor ghuse me cheekha:

"Kab se kar rahay ho ye sab kuch?

Beta rotay hoye: "Baba main ne to ap ki jacket pehni hui hai..!" :-)}

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Gadhon ki race..

10

.

.

9

.

.

8

.

.

7

.

.

6

.

.

5

.

.

4

.

.

3

.

.

2

.

.

1

.

.

Fire.......

.

.

.

.

.

Abay Bhaaag msg baad main parh pehle baaaaaaaaag..???.

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Kya tm gareeb ho?

YES or NO?

Agr ameer ho to 50 ka balance bhejo...

Aur agr ghareeb ho to yeh msg aagay bhejo...

KHUL K MAANGO yaar

Happy Bhikari day!

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Wt is ur name?

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Aray pagal tujay apna naam b nahi aata jo neechay dekhi jata ha

bewakoof ...;->

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Akeli ja rhi thi zindagi in mushkil raaho'n par

HAIRAN

PARESHAN

UDAAS

THAKI Hui

phir

ek mor pr Aap mily Aur bachi hui zindagi

ki b WAATT laga di.. ;->

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Koi Ek Din Select Karen,

1. Sunday

2. Monday

3. Tuesday

4. Wednesday

5. Thursday

6. Friday

7. Saturday

Aur Uss Din Atleast Naha Lia Karen. :-D

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'Fact1:

You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it. :P:D

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'Mobile kon sa hai ap

k pas?

.

.

.

Jo b hy Pani Se bachana;-) Ye sbko frwd karo dekhna kitny Apko Apne Mobile k Name bataenge!'

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Promise me we R true friends:

I’m lamp, U’r light.

I’m coke, U’r Sprite.

I’m (sawan)rain, U’r badal.

I’m normal, U’r pagal.

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