funny sms in urdu 2018

Chali jaati hai aaye din wo Beauty-parlour mein yun, (GHALIB)

K maqsad hai Jawan lagna Misaal-e-Hoor ho jana.

Magar ye baat kisi Begum ki samajh mein kyun nahi aati?

K mumkin hi nahi kishmish ka phir se

ANGooR ho jana!

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Duniya me agar GIRLS na hon to

Road Sunsan

Market Viran

Na Janu na Jaan

Na koi Girl friend k liye Preshan

Bus Namaz

Quran

All Boys

Direct

Janat ul Muqam.

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Kasam se her larkay ko bhula dungi,

Sab hi ki tasveerain jala dungi,

Ek tum hi raho gay is dil main,

Balance dalwa do tumhe dua dungi,

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'No-Jawan Nasal ke Liye

Kuch Ehem Advises:

1. Khud ko Mobile main

itna na Mashghool Rakho k;

...Samnay se koi Larki guzar jaye

Aur Tumhain Pata bhi na chalay..

2. Bike Chalatay huay

kabhi ye Mat Socho k ye Jahaz hai,

Balkay ye Samjho k ye to Rocket hai..

3. Koshish karo k

Apnay Hum-Umron se Bad-Zabani na karo,

Direct Sir Phaar do..

4. Taaleem har kisi ka Haq hai,

Zyada Parh k kisi ka Haq na Maro..'

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AAJ KI PIYAARI DUA

!….. YAA ALLAH ….!

Koi Ghalti Se Mere Number Pe Balance Send Kar De…:)

*. AAMEEN .*

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Dil ki baatain btana acha lgta hy

larki ko Bike pe Ghumana acha lgta hy

Shadi se pehle dil me bajtay hain mp3 songs

Baad me sirf Qomi trana acha lgta hy.

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Ye zindagi hai ek kamal.

Bina paise k nahi koi haal.

Tum bhi kangal hum b kangal.

To phir Aao khelte hain “MISS CALL,MISS CALL

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girl friend is fun,

wife is gun,

girl friend is light of moon,

wife is month of june,

girl friend is tooty fruity,

wife is qismat phooti.

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Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath,

Humne bhi kia bare zor kay sath,

Lakin ab karain gay thoray ghor kay sath,

Kyunke kal usay dekha kisi aur kay sath.

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'Agr kisi ne aapko rulaya ho

Dukh dia ho

Pareshan kiya ho

To ap b usko rula sakte hain

Dukh desakte hain

Pta hai kese?

Uski Aankh mein ungli maar kar:-)'

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Mujhe Aawaz De Dena

Kabhi Icecream Lao Tu

Kabhi Murghi Pakao Tu

Kabhi Picnic Pe Jao Tu

Mujhe Aawaz De Dena

Jaib Mein Maal Ziada Ho

Jo Shopping Ka Irada Ho

Kabhi Dawat Mein Jana Ho

Ya Kisi Ko Dinner Pe Bulana Ho

Mujhe Aawaz De Dena

Kabhi Kisi Se Ho Lerna

Tu Mujhe Disturb Na Kerna

Kisi Shadi Mein Jana Ho

Jaise He Start Khana Ho

Mujhe Aawaz De Dena

Kabhi Concert Pe Jana Ho

Kahin Hullar Machana Ho

Zara Na Tum Shermana

Mujhe Aawaz De Dena ;-(

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Meri Mohabat Ko Apne Dil Me Dhond Lena

Or Han! Attay Ko B Achi Trha Goond Lena

Mil Jaye Agr Pyar To Khona Nahi

Pyaz Katty Wqt Yar Tum Rona Nahi

Mjse Roth Jane Ka Bahana Acha Hai

Thora Sa To Khila Do Agr Khana Acha Hai

Kesi Lgi Ghzal Kuch Raye Bta Dena

Arha Hon Me Thori Chaai Bna Dena.

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'Acha sila diya tu ne mere pyar ka

yar ne hi loot liya ghar yar ka!

REMIX..

..acha kurta siya tu ne mere naap ka

...naap liya mera, siya mere baap ka....!'

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'Sabaq Aamoz Msg

1 Lrke Ki Shadi 1 Bohot Haseen Larki Se Hui

Wo Larka Us Larki Se Kbi Nahi Mila Tha

Bas Sab Se Us Ki Khubsurti Ki Tareef Hi Suni

Thi

Shadi Ke Bad Larka Us Ka Ghunghat Utha Kar Bola

Tumhe Kiya Gift Karon ?

Larki Sharmati Hui Boli

Do Aap Ta DIL Tale

Moral

KAM Se KAM 1 Call Lazmi Kar Leni Chahye -'

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'Hum sath marnay ka soch

kar darya main kood gaye. .

....FARAZ....

Uppar pohanch kar farishty ne bataya

KaKa

teri MASHOOQ te swimming champion si.:-('

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'"5" sawalön k sahi Answer dene per apko milega piza..!

Challenge.

1.China Kis Mulk Me Hai?

2.14Aug Kis Date Ko Ati Ha?

3.Green Rung Kis Colour Ka Hota He?

4.Temater Ko Urdu Me Kya Bolte Hain?

5.Quaid-e-azam ki qabar me kon dafan hai?'

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Choohay ko lagi billi gori gori

Dono milne lagay chori chori

Chooha bola aao khelein ankh macholi

Billi choohay ko kha kar boli … I HATE LOVE STORY

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Doob Jati Hy Kashtiyan Jab Atey Hy Tufan

Yadein Reh Jati Hy Bichar Jate Hy Insan

Yaad Rakho Ge To Bohat Qarib Paoge

Bhool Jaoge Tou Chamat Khao Ge… =P ;->

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Dil badal na dena sim ki terha

Mohabbat low na krna battery ki terha

Pyar kam na krna balance ki terha

Hamesha meri zarurat mehsus karna charger ki terha

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Waqt per aadat na badlay to wo zaroorat-e-life ban jati hai

Aur agar waqt per Girl Friend na badlay to wo kambakht Wife ban jati hai

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A poem by every girl

Husbnd apna white ho

Lambi jski hight ho

Ghusy ka wo lite ho

Body jiski tight ho

Jb saas se meri fight ho

Kahy Begam tum always rite ho…

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Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,

Ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo,

Ik subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo,

Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo,

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Buhut dino se pareshan tha main mohsin

Dawlance liya to baat bani :)

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Kaash ye faasle na hote, Kaash ye dooriyan na hoti

Kaash aap aur ham saath hote to… to… Mere SMS k paise bach jate.

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Chehre chehre mein fark hota hai

har chehre mein tark hota hai

Tera chehra hi eisa hai

jis per pad jaye kisi ki nazar uska baira gark hota hai.

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Aapki surat kitni Pyari hai.

Ishwar ne Apne Hatho se Sawari h,

kisi aur se Shadi na kar lena.

Aapke intzaar me Lata Mangeshkar Aaj tak Kuwari hai.

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Hmesha,

Apne asulon pr chalo,

Apne andaz se paish ao,

Sirf wo kro jo dil kahe

Or phir dekhna,

1 din sari dunia kahy gi

“ae chawal kisay di nai manda”:-)

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Main Mar b jaon to Altaf hussain ko khabar mat dena

“WASI”

Agar wo ro para to

Meri to hansi nikal jaye gi:-

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Yr mjhe tm se zrori bat karni hai is bat ka zikr kisi se nai karna

mujhe 3000 rupees ki zarorat hai maine kabhi tum se kuch nahi manga

mujhe pata hai k tum Na nahi karoge..

Or mujhe pata hai k tmhary pas paise hain….

Ye sab……

Ek pathan ATM machine se keh raha tha

aapke hosh Q urr gaye

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Bhoot ki Beti Apni Maa se

Khush Ho Kr:

Maa Main Kitni Drawoni Hun Na?

Maa: Beti zyada Ghror Acha Nhi Abi Tu Ne

Msg Parhney Walay ko nhi dekha.

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["'''']

[ ]

Fresh Orange Juice ka Dibba Bheja Hai

Just 4u

Khali Hai

Paon Maar kr “Patakha” Baja Lena

Saday Naal rho Gy Te Aesh kro ge

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Assi pagal twady pichy..

Tusi pagal kisi hoor day pichy..

O v pagal kisi or de piche

Koi hoor pagal sade pichy..

Ha Ha Ha Ha

Sarey pagal agay pichy…..

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Pyar Karo,

Zror Karo,

Lyken..?

Pyar Karo Kisi Aik Sy,

Par Karo Kisi Naik Sy,

Jab Tak Koi Naik Na Mily,

“TRY” Karo Har Aik Sy.;-)

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Hum Gaye They Un K Ghar,

Kehna Tha Dil Se Dil Mila Lo…

Magar jab Us k papa Ne Khola Darwaza To

Hum Ghabra K Bolay “uncle Pani Aaraha Hay Motor Chala Lo.”

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Aik Mohabat hi nai dunia mein dard ka sabab

**Dost**

Darwaze wich ungli aa jaye te fair vi bara dard honda ay…;-)

Allah di qsmy.

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Woh jab bhi chaat par atti hai wasi.

Mujh ko bohut satati hai wasi.

Meri dil doob sa jata hai uski awaz sunkar.

Jab bhai jan bolati hai wasi

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wo b din they, dil kehta tha u r only mine…

sara din krte they ek doojey ko join…

phr huay nikah namey pe jhat pat sign…

kuch arsa laga humein k every thing is fine…

phir apni is prem kahani me aya decline…

ab wo mjhe jin khti ha or me usy diyen…..

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Jab Hota Hai Tera Deedaar,

Dil Dharakta Hai Baar Baar.

Wah Wah

Jab Hota Hai Tera Deedaar,

Dil Dharakta Hai Baar Baar.

Aadat Se Majboor Ho Tum,

Janay Kab Maang Lo Udhaar. :-)

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Kon Kehta Hai Tum Bewafa Ho.

Ye Aur Baat Hai Humse Khafa Ho.

Humko Pyaar Hai Sirf Tum Se.

Agar Tumko Nahi To Dafa Ho. :-)

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EK “CHUHA” THA ?

(

”

Batameez sara msg hi kutar gya..

wrna itna kuch likha tha

Aapki tarif me k pucho hi mat.:-)

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apni he Dhun me Rehti thi.

Ik larki Shokh or Chanchal si.

Har ek Se Batein krti thi.

Khoob mauj masti wo krti thi.

Ik dhanak thi us ky chehray per.

Apni he Dhun me Rehti thi.

Ik Larki shokh or chanchal si.

Har ek Se Batein Karti thi.

Khoob Mauj masti Wo Karti thi.

Ik Dhanak thi us ky Chehray per.

Phir janay kya Toofan Aaya.

Chehray k Rung Bikhar Gaye.

Khushiyon k Rung Utar Gaye.

Jab poocha kisi ne Aye Larki!

Tum ne ye Chup kyun Saadh li hai?

Wo kuch na boli, Bus Ro di.

Aur Khaak pe Hath ki Ungli Se.

Ik lafz Likh Dala…!!

“B.A”

5 Sapliyaan. :-)

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Meri Begum Ne Bhar Di Hain Mery Saalan Mai Wo Mirchain

Nivala Munh Mai Rakhta Hon To Aankhen Bheeg Jaati Hain

Shadi ki Ye Tasveerain Bari Mushkil Se Dhondi Hain

Mein Ab in ko Palat’ta Hon to Aankhen Bheeg Jaati Hain

Jama Poonji Main Bister k Sirhaanay Rakh k Sota Tha

Wahan Ab Haath Rakhta Hon To Aankhen Bheeg Jati Hain.:-

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TRUE LOVE SONG:

Bazi Gar O Bazi Gar,

Apni Ammi ko Razi Kar,

Tu Ne Dil Mera Tora,

Mai Ne Elfi Se Jora,

Meri Elfi k Paisay Wapis Kar,

Bazi Gar O Bazi Gar. :-)

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,.-.-.-. (‘.’) .-.-.-.,

”-.,-.’:<) (>:’-,.-”

‘-..-’ ‘ll’ ‘-..-’

Mene is titli se pocha tum kahan jana chahti ho,

kehne lagi kisi phool ke pas.

Mene aap ke pas bhej dia.

Wapis aa ke boli me ne gulab ka phool kaha tha

Gobi ka nhi..

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Agar Doctors films banate to

Un filmo k nam ye hote

X-Ray Ho Na Ho

Kaho Na Bukhar Hai

Hum Blood De Chuke Sanam

Mere Yar Ka Operation Hai

Kash ap Hamare Patient Hote

Me Dettol Ki Diwani Hun

Hamara Thermometr ap K Pas Hai

Kbi Drip Kbi Injection

Zakhm To Hona Hi Tha.

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Mujh se milney Ka Sb Se Aasan Tarika

Sadqe jaoon

Mjsy milny Ka

itna Shok Hai,to meri dawat kar lo;-)

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Apni ankhon k smandr me utar jane de

tera mujrim hun mujy dob k mar jane de

\(‘,’)/

=”~”~”~=”~

Oye

mjhe bahar nikalo me mazaq kar raha tha yr

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ISHQ main aksar ye anjam paya hai,

Haath pair to0te mo0n sujaya hai,

H0spital p0hnche t0 d0ctr0n ne farmaya ha

Nurs0″pho0l barsa0 1 0r majnu pit kr aya hai..

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Dil se her pal chahat ki sada ati hai,

Yad mujhko tumhari her ada yaad ati hy,

Send kr do apna sara balance mujh ko,

Phir yaqeen ho k tumko b wafa aati hai,

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Ab to hoti hai har roz mulaqat wasi.

Janey kion kartey hain woh ehsan wasi.

Ek seeti peh a jati hai woh kherki peh.

Main nai kholi hai uski gali main dokan wasi.

Woh atti hai roz hi milney mujh se.

Le jati hai mera bohut sa maal wasi.

4din ka ishaq kahen mehnga na par jay.

Kar na de kaheen mujh ko kangaal wasi.

Ab na karon ga main zindgi mai ishaq kisi se.

Us key abba nai nai kar diya mera bora haal wasi.:’(

LOVE IS LIFE

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Agar larkia b masjid mai namaz parhte

sab ke sab larke namazi hote kia khayal hai.

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Aik aalu ne bhindi k number pe love u ka msg bheja,

Bhindi ne usey phone kar k bura bhala kaha aur boli:

Shutt up, tum itne mote aur mein slim and smart,

Aalu ko buhat dukh hua aur us ne phir itni subziyan phsain

k aaj aap dekh saktein hein,

Aalu-goobi,

Aalu-bengan,

Aalu-shimla mirch,

Aalu-palak,

Aalu-matar,

Aalu-gajar,

Aalu-methi

Aur bhindhi us din se aaj tak akaili hai….!!!

Bichari bhindi.

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Molviyon ki Bus ja rai thi

1 ne kaha jb b raste Me

larki Nazar Aaey to

AstaghFirullah

parhna

Kafi der bad 1 ne kaha

AstaghFirullah

Baqi Bole

“KITHY

KITHY

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Arz kia hy

Dor se dekha to Bus khari thi

Pas ja k dekha to..

BUS HI KHARI THI

Yahooo!

apni nazr to bari taez hY YAR.

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(,”)/

(! ! Pakistanion

.!!.

(‘.’)

/? ?\

[]“”"<”<”"”[]

Manjiyan bahr dha lo,

Bar bari soni hawa chal rai ay.

FROM:

(WAPDA).

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Kaanto bharay mushkil Rasto pr kon Apka sath dega.

ammi/aboo

Nhi

Husband/Wife

Nhi

Brother/Sister

Nhi

Sirf Or Sirf

Apki

“CHAPPAL”

A MESSGE BY

Bashir Mochi.

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Kya aap switzerland jana chahte hen?

wahan ja kr 5 star hotel me stay krna chahte hen?

visit kijiye ga hmari web site

www.BETA-apni-oqat-me-raho.com

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Shair, Shairni ko Kiss Karne Laga…

Sherni Ne Rok Diya,

Aur

Idhar Udhar Dekhne Lagi.

Shair: Kya Hua Darling…?

Sherni: Dekh Rahi Hon,

Aas Paas DISCOVERY Waly To Nahi Hain. :-)

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MUHABBAT, ISHQ Aur PYAR

Ye 3 Cheezain Har Toofaan ka Mukabla Kar Sakti Hain.

Magar 1 Cheez in Sab ko Khatam Kar Sakti Hai.

Aur Wo Hai

“Ammi ki Chappal” :-)

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KHUDA ki Bht Mehrbani Hy K Doston Ki Koi Qeemat Nhi,

Agr Qeemat hoti To Hum Ap Jese Dost Ki Qeemat Ada Na Kr Paty,

Q k

“4 aanay” ab kahan chaltay hain?

hahahahah

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Aisi kya DUA Dun tujko

Jo tere Labon Pr hansi khila dy

Yehi Dua hy meri Rab Se

K ALLAH Jald tmhari Shadi krwady

( ‘,’) Oye

/)(\ muskuraht

][ to dekho

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New generation 2 learn the alphabets in dis way:-

A-Apple

B-Bluetooth

C-Chating

D-Download

E-Email

F-Facebook

G-Google

H-HTML

I-Iphone

J-Java

K-Kingstn

L-Laptop

M-Message

N-Nero

O-Orkut

P-Picasa

Q-Quick time

R-RAM

S-Server

T-Touch screen

U-USB

V-Vina malik

W-Wi-fi

X-XP

Y-Youtube

Z-Zubaida apa.

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Agr apna DIMAGH check krna hy to

COW k samny khary ho jyn

Agr COW Ap k pas ay tu smjh len

BHOOSA hy:-)

…Or agr chali jye

tu smjh len

K..

KHALI HAi.

Zubaida Aapa k Dimaghi Totkay

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Agr Apko Raat Ko Neend Na Ati Ho

To Aik Aik Ankh Mai Thori Si ELFY Dal Len.

Neend Bhe Ajaei Aur Subh Ankh Bhe Nhi Khulegi.

Zubaida Apa K Andha Dhund Totke.

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Agar Rishtedar Mein Koi Larki Phasani HO Too?

Jab Wo Kitchen Mein Jaye Too Peechay Sae Ja Kar Usko PKar lo,,,,,

Agar “Hans” Pare Too Samjho K Phans Gai,,,,,

…Aur ?

Agar “Gussa” Kare Too Shoor Macha Do,,,,,

“Baaji Darr Gai”

Zubaida apa ka bachi phasau totka :p

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Agar aap tarap tarap k marna chahte hain to aaap….

Shadi karlen …. : )

“Zubaida apaa k Azmooda totky”

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Mohabaat ho jaye

Yaa, light chali jaye,

Anjaam ek hi hai,

Bandaa annaa ee hoo jandaa aye..

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Tum Pholon Ka Haar,

Tum Khushbu Ki Bahaar,

Tum Eid Ka Tehwaar,

Tum Roshni Ki Ho Jhankaar,

Tum Ho Gul-o-Gulzar,

Uff Kitna Jhoot Bol Kar Hum Hogaye Gunehgaar,

Touba Tauba Astaghfaar.

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ShakesPeare Said,

“This World iS a Stage & We All Are Actors.”

Thank God,

Wo Punjabi Nahi Tha,

Warna Kehta:

“Ae Dunya Ek Mujra Ae Te Assi Saare Kanjar Aan”.

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Bohat Hee Khobsurat Nazm Ka Aghaz Kerte Hain

Yeh Larke Kion Apna Waqt Berbaad Kerte Hain

Zara Samjha Kero Hum Ko, Zara Alfaaz Wapis Lo

Kay Sharif Zaadey Kahan, Kab, Aisi Baat Kartay Hain

Kissi Se “Luv U” Kehte Hain Kissi Se “Hug U” Kehte Hain

Yeh Jo Aap Kerte Hain Who Kia Khak Kerte Hain??

Mobile De Ke Larkion Ko Inspire Kerte Hain

Maa Baap Ke Paisoon Ka Khana Kharab Kerte Hain

Bohat Pur-Josh Rehte Hain Bohat Si Baatein Kerte Hain

Mager Matlub Ki Baatoon Ko Huns Ke Taala Kerte Hain

Deen Ki Baatoon Ko Khud Pe Na Kabhi Sawar Kartay Hain

Aur Kuch Mane Ya Na Mane Girlfriends Hamesha Chaar Rakhtay Hain

Nahin Ager Aap Ki Niyat Mein Koi Futoor

Tow Larkion Ke Face Mein Kia Talaash Kerte Hain???

Kahain Tu Hard Disk Bhar Doon Inn Pe Likh Ker

Chalein Chorein Aaj Hum Inn Ko Maaf Kerte Hain?..

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All Muslim FRIEND se Guzarish h k 'WALLS' ki Ice Cream Na khain

Q k jb Ap Log WALLS ki ice Cream khate hain Allah Gawa h

k mara V Dil karda ay

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Taras Ata Hai Mujhe Apni Masoom c Palko per

Jab Wo Bheeg k Kahti Hen k Hum Se Ab Kisi or Ki Shadi Ka Card Parha Nahi Jata

Ammiiiiiii bus Ab bht HO Gya :( :p

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agar facebook users films banate

to unke name kaise hote

Jab We Chat

Namaste facebook

Hum aapke hai mutual friend

Hum like kar chuke sanam

Maine comment q kiya

Mughse chating karogi

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For Both Marriend & Unmarried:

Ae ALLAH mere wo tamam gunnah mauf farma de..

… .

jin ki waja se meri shadi Ruki hui hai

Ameen

Note: (Shadi Shuda Log Lafz “Ruki” hata kr perhain)

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Sabhi kamrey, bawarchi khaney, lawn hazir hain

Puraney chorr kar aao naye mehmaan hazir hain

Kabhi kisi ka na koi kheyal karte hain

Achanak raat 12 baje bhi aa tapakte hain

Akele hi jinhe bardasht karna baat hai okhi

Woh apne sath le ate hain poori fauj bachon ki

Jo ana zaroori tha to banda phone tou karde

Yeh kesa surprise hai ke moo chuk ke laga aye

Bana kar jaan hamari yeh vabaal-e-jaan karte hain

Puraney chor kar aao naye mehmaan hazir hain

Takaluf mein agar poochein ge ke khayen ge kya

To kahen ge chaye theher ke, pehle ho jaye thanda

Abhi hum diet per hain, Diet bottle hi mangayiye ga

Taayi cake ke siwa kuch bhi na laayiye ga

Zara sa choclate cake le aayiye ga mere jogi

Ciggerete bhi agar milein tou aik dabbi bohat hogi

Supari, Saunf, Sheehsa aur paan haazir hain

Puraney chorr kar aao naye mehmaan hazir hain

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Tera mera jor v ki,

Mei ik kisan da putar,

Tu waday afsar di thee,

Mei khokay tay cigrat phookhan,

Tu k.f.c wich pepsi p,

Tera mera jor v ki,

Mei ik shirt noo thou thou pawan,

Tery soot 25 30,

Tera mera jor v ki,

Mei ma mar k B.A kita,

Tu computer wich Msc,

Tera mera jor v ki

Teray pichay sohnay munday,

Saday pichay C I D,

Tera mera jor v ki

Teray wastay wazeer da putar,

Saday wastay chachay di thee,

Tera mera jor v ki

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Girl: aj mere dil ka opration hy.

B0y: janta hn.

Girl: i love u.

B0y: Me 2.

Opration k

bad jb larki h0sh me I tu srf uska baap khara tha

Girl: Woh kahan hy?

Fathr: tmhen nhi pta tmhen dil kisne dia?

Girl: kya!

(r0te huwe)..

Father: tafree kr rha hn washroom gya hy

m0rAL: Abba Chichore thy.

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Ishq karne se pehle uska anjaam dekh lo,

ishq karne se pehle uska anjaam dekh lo,

agar phir bi samajh na aaye,

tow

Film ‘TERE NAAM’ dekh lo….

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Why I Hate C.I.D :(

An Example:

LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?

LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???

LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.

ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...

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Behan Ki Friend Behan Hoti Hy

Bhai Ka Friend Bhai Hota Hai

To Wife Ki Friend Wife Kyu Nai Hoti

Jago Grahak Jago

Aur Dusre Ki Biwi Lekar Bhago

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Qudrat Ne

Aurat ko Haseen Banaya.. !!!

Khubsurti Di..

Hirni Si Aankhein..

Resham Se Baal..

Gulab K Pankhriyon Se Hont..

Pyaar Bhra Dil Diya..

Phir Zaban Di:

Aur Sub Satya-Naas Ho Gaya :p

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Kamyab Admi k peechay 1 Aurat hoti hai . .

Jo ussay itna tang karti hai K . Wo ghar jana chor daeta hai aur

dukhi ho kar apnay kaam mein itna busy ho jata hai k. .

Kamyabi khud uss k kadam chumti hai

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tum se nazrain kayse milaon jani

wah wah

tum se nazrain kaysay milaon jani

tere saji akh kani meri kabhi akh kani

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?Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,

Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?

Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.

Ye chand kaise maamu hai?

Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?

Kyu usne triming karai nahi.

Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?

Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,

Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.

Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?

Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.

Jab school me itni neend aati hai.

Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi

Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

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Tere Hathoun k taqadus ka Khyaal Ata hai Warna

Warna Yasu Panju ma to hum Maaf Kia Nahi Kartay

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Quaid_e_Azam ka latest beyan

Na cheeno mere mulk k nojawanon se FACEBOOK ki service

Aik yehi to book hai jo wo dil laga kar parhtay hain:D

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Teri meri

Meri teri

Prem kahani,

…

….

Hai he nahi:-O

Chal nikal;-

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Ek chadar ko rah-e- mehboob main bicha dena,

Main mar jaon to usay mera kafan bana dena,

Boht roey ga mujhey dekh dekh kar wo shakhs,

Is liye dair na lagana mujhey jaldi dafna dena,

Lagana aik poda meri qabar key serhanay,

Meray yar k anso osko pila dena,

Agar bohat roye meri qabar par wo aa kar,

To nikalna mujhe or UssY dafna dena..

Or kehna

ly tu mar ja, sadi khair ay:

mrna v haram keeta hoya ay !!

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Saawan Ki Thandi Raaton main…

Rim jhim karti brsaaton main…

Wo aksr socha krta hai…

MAJJ, Braanday wich theek ae, ya andr ban aawan?

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mein full sardi wich naha betha...

Gal aap syaapa pa betha...

saban mal k pinday te,,,,

pani da dounga gawa betha.,,,,

mein akhiyaan tay saban la k kay ,,

Balday blb nu hath paa betha..,,,,

Mein khuray day wich einj digga,,,,

K mathay tey satt lawa baitha...,,,,,,

Tooti waji munh de wich,,

Nashaan v pawa betha,,,,,,

Ki dassan mein nahandey nahandey,,

14 tankey lawwwaaa betha,,,

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Larki! apne boy friend ko naraz karne ke baad Sms pe kessy manati hai:

1st Hour: Sorry

2nd Hour: Sorry pleaz,

3rd Hour: pleaz bas 1 dafa baat karo,

4th Hour: Pleaz reply jan

5th Hour: Pleaz itna naraz mat ho

6th Hour: i am sorry i will die agar tum ne baat nahi ki,

7th Hour: Dafa ho,

100-larkay Ghumte hain tere jese,

Sar pe he charha ja raha hai bharr mein ja,

Boy: Sorry DEAR balnce nahi tha...>*

Girl: O0oh..

its 0k i love yOu jaaN.

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Teacher :Tell Me The Names Of 10 Chemical Elements ?

Student

Oxygen,

Chlorine,

Florine,

Bromeen,

Noreen,

Ambreen,

Samreen,

Nasreen,

Parveen &

Yasmeen!

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A Beautiful Girl Enter The Class Room..

All Boys Got Crazy For Her..

They All Stand In Her Way,,

But After Her Reply They All Had Almost Died..

What She Said.. ?

Bhai Sahab Jagah Dain..

Jhaaru lagana hai =P

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Pakistan K Nojwan Nasal K Bigrne Ki Waja?

Media?? Internet??

Nahi

1st Year Ki Urdu Ki Ghazlen

Ache Se Ache Bache

Ko Aashiq Bana Deti Hen. :D

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Kaash Us Ne Aik Baar Kaha To Hota

Mujh Se K! Main Tumari Hon...

Jan|X

Qasam Sy Sari Bachiyon K Number Delete

Kr Deta Uski Itni Si Bat Par... ;->

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"Beizzati"

Aur

"Bivi"

Ek Jaisi Hoti Hai...

Achchhi Tab Hi Lagti Hai..

Jab Doosre Ki Ho...!!

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Us Bewafa Ko Na Aya Hamari Wafa Ka Yakeen

Hum Ne Kaha Hum Mar Jaen Gye Aur Us Ne Kaha . . . /

" Aameen "

( ._.)

<) )\_

_// Lo! Bezati Hogayi ;->

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Aaj ApNi Mohabat Ko Naya Morr Diya UsNe.,

Mere Liye Baalon Ko Khula Chor Diya UsNe.!

Pehly Hansta Tha Me Mouh Khol K,:-D

Ab To Aagy Wala Hi Daant Torr Diya UsNe.!:-(

UsNe Sargoshi Ka Kaha Me Betaab Ho Gaya.,

Kaan Paas Kiya To Marorr Diya UsNe.!:-P

Sardiyan Ayi To Laaya Maalty Mehboob K Liye.,

Maalta Kha K Chilka Ankhon Me Nichor Diya UsNe.!;-)

Bewafai Ki Hadd B Dikha Di Ek Din UsNe Zalim.,

Milnay Ghar Gaya To Peechay Kutta Chorr Diya UsNe...:-D

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lao fer

shair arz a

Main full sardi dy wich Naha Betha,

Gall Aap Seyaapa Paa Betha,

Saban Mall k pindey tay

pani da doonga gawwa betha

Main Akhiyan Tey Sabun Mall K,

Balldey Balb Nu Hath Paa Betha.

Main Khuray Day Wich Ennj Digga,

K Mathay Te satt Lawa Betha.

Tooti Wajji Moun De Wich,

nasaan Vi Panwa Betha.

Ki Dassaan Main Nahandy Nahandy,

14 Taanky Lawa Betha.

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