Boy vs Girl Sms
Double Insult..
Girl:” do u like me.. ??
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Boy:” No..
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(girl got sad)
Boy:” y r u sad.. ??
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Girl:” becoz u don’t like me..
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Boy:” u never asked that do u love me..
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Girl:” Awww !! ok !! Do u love me ??
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Boy:” No..
Boy: Apka Naam Kiya Hai?
Girl: Pehan K Batau Ya
Dikha Kar?
Boy: Kiya Matlab?
Girl: Payal. Our Ap Ka?
Boy: Lekar Batau ya Dekh
Kar
Girl: Matlab?
Boy: Pappi. :-D
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Boy:- Jaanu Humare Pyaar Ke Bare Me
Kisi Ko
Mat Batana…
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Girl:- Tumhari Bahen Ko To Zaroor
Bataungi,
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. Kameeni Kehti Thi Koi “Kutta” Hi Hoga Jo
Tujhse
Pyaar Karega…
Hahahahahahahahaha :-P :-D
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DEDICATED TO ALL BOYS
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.
.
Ladke Pagal Ho Jaatey Hain Pyar Me,
Baki Kasar Puri Ho Jaati Hai
Intezaar Me…….
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Magar Ye Dard Ladkiya Nahi
Samjhti,
Wo Toh Panipuri Khati Firti Hain
Bazaar Me….
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.
Or LADKE Pade Rehte Hain BAR
Me………….
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2 Lovers Ne Suicide Ki Planing Ki..
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Boy Jumped 1st, Girl Close Her Eyes
& Returnd..
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Boy In Air Opened Parashute& Said Mujhe Pata
Tha Chudail Tu Nahi
Kudegi..
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From that day onwards people
started saying LADIES FIRST..
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Lerki: Ya Jo Samny Lerka Betha hai
Muje Aik Ghanty sy Pareshan Kr raha
Hai.
Waiter: Lerkin Wo to Ap Ki terf Dekh
Hi Nahi Raha.
Lerki: Ya he to Pareshani Hai :-)
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Boyfriend Ny Apni Girlfriend Sy Kaha!!
Tum Muje Kitna Pyar Krti Ho?
Girlfriend: Aarz Krti Ho!
Chaha Hai Jise Chahat Sy Zeyada
Samjha Hai Jise Khud Sy Zeyada
Bherosa Hai Jis Pe Sub Sy Zeyada
Tu He Hai Wo Haram Zeyada :-D Hor Phoch
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Girl:
Muje Apna Mobile Dedo Me Isko Dekh K
Tumhe Yaad Krungi,
Boy:
Tum Ye Soch K Mujhe Yaad Ke Lena K
Mane Manga Tha Usne Nahi Dya.
Wadi Ai Chlako.
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Chu chu chu chacha
Ghari mai chuha nacha,
ghari ne 1 bajaya. :-)
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Soni kori msg
aayaaaaaaaaaa.
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Larki sirf 2 Logo ki Baat Ghor Aur Tawajah se Na Sirf Sunti Hain
Bal’ke Us pr Amal Bhi Krti Hain.
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Tailor & photographer.
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Girfriend And Boyfriend On
Phone
Boy : Hey Aaj Kya Khana Khaya ?
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Girl : Tumhe Bas Yehi Batain Karni
Aati Hain
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Boy : Oh Oh Ok Ye Batao ?
How Should Central Bank Fight
These Inflationary Trends With
Minimum
Intervention
In The Money Markets ?
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Girl : Hmmmm….
Daal Chawal Khaye Hai !!!
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Boy sends friend request to Girl on
Facebook :-.
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Girl :- Kaunn ho tum ?
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Boy :- Hasrat tumhari ….
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Girl :- Chahte kya ho ?..
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Boy : Mohhabat
tumhari …..
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Girl:- Pachtaoge tum ……
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Boy :- Kismat hamari …..
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Girl :- Married hoon main…….
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Boy: To Status single se
hata Manhoos Naari..
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Duniya Main Sub Se Bada 0r
khaternaak Jadoo
kahan Hota He?…
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Beauty Parlour Main,
Jati koi aur he
Ati koi aur he. . =D 3:) :P
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Boy:
Date py Chalo gi
Girl:
Chal
Boy:
Kaha?
Girl:
Prncipal K pas
Boy:
Lo Ab bnda apni baji Sy mzak b
na kry?
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Girl:
Fity mu bgerta Chuti Mangn jana C…!!
“No Comparsion”
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Aik din lerki ny lerky sy sawal keya:
Tum mera sath kb tak chahty ho
Lerka ro dea or apna aik aansun ka
Katra sumunder mein gira dea or
kaha jb tak tum es aansun k katry
ko dhoond na lo
Es per sumunder bhi ro dea or bola:
Ay India walo tum itni fankari kaha
sy seekh k aty ho :-D
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In An Interview,
.
A Boy Was Rejected
And
A Girl Was Selected
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For The Same Reason -
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“Dono ki Shirt ka Pehla Button
Khula Hua Tha”.
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Ek Larki Ne apny boyfrnd se pucha…
Ham Her Cheez ka Naap Karty hen,
wazan,lambaii,taaqat,speed faasla,
mgar
hum ne kabhi Mohabbat,etimaad,Dosti
OR
akhlaaq ka naap nahi Kiya…
Aakhir Q
Larky Ne Socha Or larki Ka haath apny
haathon men le kr uski aankhon men dakhty
hue kaha…..
Bakwaas km kiya kro.
men Dete Pe aya hum,
physics ka viva deny
nahin…. 3:)
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Ladka apne dost se: tune us
ladki ko
propose kyu kiya uska to b.f.
Hai……??????
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Zakkhas reply:.
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…
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Khali Kursi Pe to koi Bhi
Beth sakta Hai,
Dum hai to kisi ko Utha ke
Betho.
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Kitna lucky hoga wo boyfriend.
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Jiski Girlfriend.
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Usse kahegi:
”jaanu tum phone rakho, mai call karti
hu.. :-P
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Ladki:
Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa
Sakti.
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Ladka:
Chalo Mai Tumhara Gift Kisi
Or Ko De Deta Hun . . .
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Ladki:
Mera Matlab Tha Kal Nahi
Aa Sakti,
aaj aa sakti hu Abi Kaha Ho Tum?
me aa rhi Hun…………!!
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DEAR BOYS
Larkion ke Chakkar Me Mat Parna
.
.
Dosto
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Kyun ki
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Ye Aati Hain HEER Ki Tarha
.
Lagti Hain KHEER Ki Tarha
.
Chubhti Hain TEER Ki Tarha
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Or End Me Halat Kar Deti Hain
FAKEER Ki Tarha.. :-P
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Meri Girlfriend Boli:
Mujhe Bhul Jao Meri Engagement Ho Gayi Hai
London Main Rehta Hai Ladka…
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Me: Chal Jo Hona Tha Ho Gaya…
Ek IPhone Bhej Dena Wahan Se…
Suna Hai Wahan Sasta Milta Hai…
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Koi larki hai ..:o
cute c … sweet c…
lambi c… achay dill wali ho…<3 <3
face jaisa marzi ho…
.
.
Bartan wash karwanay thy :P :P :P
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Boy:
“Dekh mai nhi chahta ki mera ladka
bada hokar teri ladki ko chede,
mujhe bura lgega..
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Girl:” To.. ??
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Boy:” Tu ha bol dono ko bhai-behan bna denge…
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Arz kiya hai….
Zara gaur Farmaiyega B|
Fruit Kharab nahi hota… :o
Use Makkhiya kharab karti hain… :/
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Fruit kharab nahi hota… -_-
Use makkhiyan kharab karti hain…. -_-
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Bacche kharab nahi hote…. ;)
Unhe Bacchiyan Kharab karti hain… :P =D
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2 ladkiyan best friends thi…
Ittefaq se dono ki mout ho gai
Marny k bad dono ki rooh mili
Or
Ek dusry se marney ki Wajah puchi
.
Pehli Boli:
Main apne pati pr boht
ziada shak krti thi k
kahin Wo dusri Larkiyun se to nhi milta
Yehi soch kr 1 din mane office
se jaldi ghar aakr dekha k pati akela hi betha
hai
.
ye dekh kr ma khushi se mar gai
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Dusri Boli:
kash us waqt tum
ne “freezer” khol k dekh liya hota to na
tum khushi se marti or na main sardi se.
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Girl:
”Mom & Dad ne kaha hai k agar
exams mai
fail hui to shadi kar denge..
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Boy:
”Tumne kitni tayari ki..??
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GIRL:
”Bus Reception k dress lena baki
reh gya hai…
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Challenge for all the girls…!!
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MujHe pata k dIkHao :P :P
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Story Of All Boys:-
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Jitni Baar Bhi Kisi Larki Se Baat
Karte Hai…
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Utni Baar Hi Pyaar Ho Jaata Hai..
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Wo Bhi..
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“Sachcha Wala”
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Ek BAAAT HAMESHA Yaad Rakhna..
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JiS LARKi K PAAAS Net Hai..
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W0 Kahin Na KAHiN Set Hai ..
(‘,’)/
>)) CH0TYYYYYYYY.. L0GiC
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Shaadi main ek SMART ladka ladki
se: “aap
dance karogi..
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Ladki sharma k boli: “yes.”
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Ladka pyar se bola:
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To phir aapki “kursi” main lejaon
sister..??
Moral: Har ladka kamina nai hota.
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?’Girl:
Aj se me tumhari hr bat manu gi
Boy:
Hr bat mano gi
Girl:
Yes hr bat
Boy:
Ek br phr soch lo
Girl:
Soch lia ha Hr bat manugi
Boy: Phr aaj k bad daily 5 waqt ki
Namaz parhna;
Girl: kiaaa
MORAL: Hr Larka 1 jesa ni hota
Kuch Mere Jaisy b Hoty Hain
( ‘,’)/
<)(
_// Ammi meri tasbi kahan hai.,
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Ek ladka, ladki dekhne gaya. . .
Ladki pasand aane par ladke ne
ladki se kaha “tum toh mujhe
pasand ho.
par kya tumhare bap ki hesiyat
hai
mujhe car dene ki?
.
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Iss par ladki ne solid jawab
diya-
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Ladki : -”mere baap ki hesiyat
toh aeroplane
dene ki hai…
Par kya tere baap ki hesiyat
hai Airport banane ki?
..
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Girl: Kal Main Tumhare Liye Rakhi Layi Thi.
Tumne Bandhwai kyun nahi?
Clasic Ans:
Boy:Agar kal mein tere liye mangalsutra lau to kya
tu pehen legi?
baaaaat karti hai.
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Girl: apne boy friend se
Kya main kbhi tumhare khuwab mein ae hoon?
Boyfriend: kbhi nhi
Girl : kyun?
Boy: Kyun k main Ayatul Kursi
parh k sota hoon: heheeh
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Full form of Girl …..!
.
.
G :Gappo mai sab se
agey….!
..
I : Innocent sirf
shakal se….!
..
R : Rone ki automatic
machine….!
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L : Ladai me sab ki
maa….!.
..
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What A Cute Answer…
Girlfriend: U Think I’m Fat Now.???
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Boyfriend: No Baby!!!
U Have Become My Taddy Bear
From A Barbie Doll.!!
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Dear girls,
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If someone is flirting with you
.
.
.
.
Please Co-operate Yehi to din
hain.
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Phir to shaadi ho jaegi aik
hi ka muh dekhna parega..
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GirlFriend:- Tumhe Meri Yaad Aati Hai
To Kya Karte Ho ??
.
.
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BoyFriend: – Main Tumhari Pasand Ki
Chocolate Kha Letaa Hu..
.
Aur Tum Kya Karti Ho ???
.
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GF – Main Bhi Ek Gold Flake Pee Leti Hu…
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Bf- Ajj maine new blackberry lia
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Gf-wow realy??
Dad bhi ajj yellow mango laye bada mza
aya khane me ;)
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…
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..
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Moral:
Aur phasaao government school ki ladkiya ;) :P :D
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Larky Ny Larki Sy Pocha: Larkiyan
Rukhsati K Waqat Roti Keyu Hain?
Larki: Wo Sochti Hain K Itny Saalon
Baad Dhula Mila. Wo Bhi “YAY” :-D
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Larki Ko Pr0p0se Krny Ka Islami TareeQa..
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Mai Ap k sath Hajj Pe Jana Chahta Hn Ap
Ka Mehram Bn Kr.. :-D
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Lerka Lerki Sy: Kiya Kr Rahe Ho?
Lerki: Abhi Wazu Kiya Hai
Namaz Parhny Jarahe Hon Or Tum
Kiya Kr Rahe Ho?
Lerka: Main Market Mein Tumhare
Pichy Pichy Tasbeeh Parh Raha Hon.
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Girl:- jaanu tmhare bina zee nhi
lgta..
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Boy:- zee nhi lagta to sony colors ya
star plus
laga lo..
Wo bhi acche channel hain
Pagal….
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Boy:” hey, i love u,
meri gf banogi.. ??
.
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Grl:” hmmmm! Apna number de do,
.
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.
.
jab current bf se break-up hoga
to miss call kar dungi…
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Ladki
(sherma k): Ye Pyar kya hota hai..?
.
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.
.
Ladka:
pyar ka rishta 2 insano me wohi, hota
hai,
jo cement or rait k darmiyaan pani ka
hota hai..
farz karo
Ladka = cement
Ladki = rait
Love = pani
ab agar cement or rait ko aapas me
mila
diya
jaye to
wo strong,
nahi honge,
lekin agar in me pani mix
kar diya jaye,
to koi in ko Judaa nahi kar sakta
Ladki(hans k): Kamine tu shakal se
hiMazdoor
lagta hai…
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GiRL : WHERE is my BiRTHDAY GiFT?
Boy : ROAD pe RED COLOUR ki CAR
DEKH rahi ho?
GiRL KHUSHi se : WOW.
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..
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Boy : SAME COLOUR ki NAiL-POLiSH
tere Liye Laya hoon.
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Boy: ladki ko impress karne ke chakkar
me bike se gir gaye :-P
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Girl: aapko kahin chot tohh nahi lagi
.
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Boy: Hatt pagli, hum tohh aise hi
utarte hai :-P
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Boy : Kahan Jaa Rahi Ho ..??
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Girl : suicide karne …!!
.
Boy : Toh itna make-up
kyun ..??
.
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Girl : . . . Saale kaminey Kal Subah Paper
Mein Photo Nahi AaeGi kya..!?
.
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Hadh Hai yar,
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Girlfriend : Mujhe Maaf Kar Do…
Maine Tumse Chhupaya, Meri Mangni Ho Chuki Hai…
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Boyfiernd : Are… .Koi Baat Nahi, .
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Chalo Aao,
Aaj Main Tumhe Apne biwi-Bachchon Se Milwata Hu…
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Larki wellmanerd honi chaye
Stylish toh meri jooti bhi hai ..!!
””"
))((
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Hehehehe. (-”-)
Girls ko strong hona chyee
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.
Week toh hafta bhi hota hai
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Har Larki Ki Life Me 1 Aesa Larka Hota Hai
Jise Wo Bhula Nahi Sakti.. :(
.
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Aur
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.
.
Har Larke Ki Life Me 1 Aesi Larki Hoti Hai
Jise Wo Paa Nahi Sakta :
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Girl: Kitna Pyar krty Ho Muj Sy
Boy: Shahjahan Jaisa
Girl: To Tajmahal Banwao
Boy: Zameen Kharid Le Hai Bus
Tumhare Marny Ka Intezar Hai
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Girl: Hum Kahan Ja Rahe Hain?
Boy: Long Drive Par
Girl: Wow…, Pehle Kyun Nai Batya
Boy: Mjhe B Abhi Pata Chala Hai
Girl: Wo Kaisay
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.
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Boy: Break Nai lag rahi
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Ek ladka college der se jata hai,,
Principal:”Late kyo hue.??
.
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Boy:”Bike kharab ho gyi thi,,
.
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Principal:”Bus me nhi aa sakte the
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Boy:”Maine kaha tha sir,
par apki beti k nakhre khatam ho tab na
Hahaha thoko lyk :p :p
--------------------------------
Duniya ka sabse Lucky Ladkakaun.. ??
Dhoni
No
.
.
Salman
No
.
.
Tendulkar
No
.
Phir kaun.. ??
.
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Duniya ka sabse Lucky Ladka wo hai..
.
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Jo apni GirlFrnd ka eklauta BoyFrnd ho..
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Agree ?? Thoko Like..
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BF:” Tum Mujhe kitna pyar karti ho
.
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GF:” Arz Maarti hu..
.
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Chaha Hai jise chahat se zyada
.
.
Samja Hai jise khud se zyada
.
.
Bharosa Hai jispe sabse zyada
.
.
Tu hi Hai
woh “HARAMZADA” :p :O :D
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Ek ladki bahot masoom thi…
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Neeche kya dekh rhe ho..
Joke to uper tha…
..
Ladki aur masoom…
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Boy : I love you… but will
not marry you…
still you love me….
girl : ya baby I will love
you…. till my last
breath…
boy : but I will not marry
you…
girl : don’t be sad baby…
that time I make
myself strong and accept
this that you try
your best but you
fail… :‘( and that time I
make you free… :‘(
boy having so many tears
in eyes.
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Message to all Boys!
Girl may not Help you to Get a good
Salary.
But,
Salary may Help you to Get Lots of
good Girls.
So Love your Work Not Girls.
boys agree ??
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Jo larka yeh SMS Share na kare ….
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Allah usay Veena malik jese Dulhan day…
Girls Bolo
Ameen
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Hasino ko apna dil na dena
Dil k jazbat ye kya janegi
Kandhe ka Dupatta to sambhalta nhi
Hmara DIL kya Sambhalegi!
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Jis LARKI Se apne hi sar
ka Dupatta na Sambhla ja Ske….
“D_G”
Wo Kya KHAAK Sambhaly gi tery
ghar ki aabroo?….
(Send 2 ALL Boys who like
Fashionable Girls)
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Ek larki pic upload kar k p0uchti hi guys
kaisi lag rahi o ?
.
.
Boy: tere baap nay 15-20 hazar ka mbl lai
k diya tau ghar m ek Rs.500 ka sheesha b
lga k diya o ga khudi daikh lai bh0otni
kahien ki
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New Teacher:
Students,Tell Your Names And Hobbies…
Boys:
I m Kashif
My Hobby is Watching Moon.
.
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I m Aamir
My Hobby is Watching Moon.
.
.
I m Babar
My Hobby is Watching Moon.
.
.
Teacher. Oh all Boys Have Same hobbies,
Thats Good.
.
Now Girls Please:
Girl:
Hi, My Name is moon…
And
My hobby is to open 5 fingers
&
saying lakh lanat to each of them….:p :-D
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After an arguement…
Girl: :(
Boy: Hug :)
Girl: Your fault…
Boy: No yours..
Girl: :( :( :(
Boy: :/ ok sorry baby..
Girl: its ok… :(
Boy: Don’t be sad..
mmmwwwwaaaahhhh -…. :
Girl: Ok :(
Boy: Smile Naa and don’t fight again… :
Girl: Ok :)…
Boy: :) :*
10 minutes later…
Girl: I hate you :@
Boy: I hate you more :X :v
2 seconds later…
Girl: I Love U :*
Boy: Love you forever… :) ♥
Girl: I will fight with you till my last breath… :P:
Conclusion- You argue with the one and hurt
the person whom you love a lot..
It never stops…
And that’s the beauty of it…
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