best sms for friend

best sms for friend

Aik Baat Kaan Khol K Sun Lo

K Aaj K Baad Mere Number Pe Agar Tumhara Koi sms

Ya koi Misscall Aayi to Mujh Se Acha koi Nahi Ho Ga.

Because You Are So Sweet!

Keep in Touch Haan!

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Hum aap ko bataeingay k aap ka aane wala kal kya hai.

Wait

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Searching

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,

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,

,

main ne pata laga liya k aap ka aane wala kal

Tuesday hai

HAHAHAHA. 

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Ya Allah

Ya Rehman

Ya Raheem

Daro Mat Kisi ko Forward Nahi Kerna Khud hi Parrh Lo.

Sawab Mile Ga 

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Allah Waleyo

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Ki Labde Pay O? :-)

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Twxumxhzaxxzrzxzzax tiwxxzmwxwwezz kzhwxzawxrzwaxxb kzawrnxwzaz twzxhza kwxzawrx diwxzyxwa.

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Iss sms main say W X or Z delete karo aik V.I.P sms milega..

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Khub Muskurao K Mera sMs Aya Hai,

MobiLe Choomte Jao Mera sMs Aya Hai,

Fakhar Se Garrdan Akrao Mera sMs Aya Hai,

Chat Pe Charho oR Kood Jao Mera sMs Aya Hai.

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U r my sweet

“SONA”

Which i don,t want 2 “KHONA”

Plz give me ur Heart ka “KONA”

Otherwise i ,Will start

“RONA, DHONA”

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Kuch Nahi mera  mobile ko 'Bs' tumharay mobile say pyar ho gaya hay is liye line mar raha hay

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Mere sms ke charche jahan mein hone lage

Log mere diwane hone lage, khushnasib ho tum,

Jo tumhe sms mila; jise nahi mila

Wo, mobile patak patak ke rone lage!

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Jiski stupid c batain lagti hon Cute,

Sacha lagta ho jiska har jhoot,

Jiskay sath lartay huye bhi aajaye smile,

Usay kehte hain Friendship with Style. 

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Aaj

“friday”

Hy

Ye SMS

7 logo

Ko bhejo

Insha Allah

kal

“saturday”

hoga

Ignore nhi krna

warna

parsoo

“sunday”ho jayega…!!!;-)

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A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.

Is Mai se 1 Mising Hai?

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2 dfa kyu parh rahay ho,

dobny ka maqam hai

ABCD Mein

’1'

Kahan Ata Hai?

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“Itna chota nahin Rishta humara,

“Kaise soch liya k aa gaya kinara,

“Lo ho gai apke Mobile main Roshni,

“Dekho aa gaya phir SMS humara.

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Bri himmat hy

Kamal hy

Amazing

Shabash

Herat hy

Khushi b

Yaqeen nahi aata

Taajub hy

K Itna bakwas SMS parh kaise lete ho?

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Lo G aik aur Naya Sher Arz hai…

Idhar B situm ho Gya hai

Udher B ‘situm’ ho Gya hy

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Msg Delete kar Do

Sher khatam ho Gya hy…

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Jahan ki khilwat me zulul ne ayega,

Gam-e-tohin se kubul ne ayega,

Maklul ki ibrat hai ye qurfa ghalib,

Damag phat jay ga per ye sms tm ko samaj nahi ayega;-)

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Wo Maut Bhi Bari Suhani Hogi

Jo Aap Ki Piyar May Aani Hogi

Ye Dua Hai Khuda Say K Pehlay Ham Jaaein

Kyon Ke Welcome Ki Rasam Bhi To Nibhani Hog

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Life brings "Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Ghum"

how long it last "Na Tum Jano Na Hum"

but "Hum Saath Saath Hain"

n always remember "Ma Hoon Na".

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 Köi wädä nähi phir bhi DiL Beqärär tha

Jüdäi K bääd bhi humain  intizäär tha

Aäpke chehräy ki müskurahat bätä rähi hy,

Apkö mere hi $m$ ka intezar tha

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I'M a police officer

&

u r under arest.

Q k jitne Pyary ap ho itna pyara hona qaanunan jurm hai.

is liye ap ko

dil main

umer qaid

ki saza

di jati hai..

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"AAJ"nahi to kal"HUM"pe aitbar hoga

"PATHAR"k dil ko b"HUM"se pyar hoga

"JAA"mere

"SMS"mere pyare"DOST"sy mil

"UNKO"mere

msg ka hi"INTzar ho ga

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Life k hr cut pe tere ko muskrane ka,

kabhi kisi bat pe kisi ko nai rulane ka,

Phir b kabhi life me tere ko gham ho,

Bina soche samjhe apun ko fone ghumane ka.

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Mobile Bana Hai Har Larky Ki Shan.

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Call Kar K Larkion Ko Karty Hain Ye Pareshan.

MissBell Aur SMS Kar K Kehtein Hain MERI JAAN.

Teri Aawaz Sunne Ko Tarastay Hain Mere Kaan.

12 girlfriends Bana Kar Akarty Hain Pehlwaan.

Apne Friends Ko Har Raaz Bata Kar Karty Hain Hairaan.

Kehty Hain, Lakion Ko Ullu Banana Hai Bohat Aasan.

Hosh Kar Aye Mere Yaar, Aankhen Khol Aur Pehchaan.

Mat Aa Inke Chakkar Main Ye Sab Hain Shaitaan.

Ab Kisi Ki Call Aye To Usay Kehna JI bhai JAAN. face-smile.png

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Life me kbi hamari dosti k bary me koi shak ho to 1 coin uchalna

Agr chand aaey to hum pakay dost

or

agar

Na aaey to

coin

palat dena

Dosti me sab chalta hay yar.

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.*""* . * ""*.

"*   Dil  ki    *"

  *Gehrayon*   

    "*. se .*"

      "*..*"

         *

.

Fitay moo!

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us ka jo apka

Bura chahy.

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10 PYAAR Bhary SMS..

1,

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2,

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5,

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6,

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7,

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8,

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9,

10

Kuch Nazar Aaya.?

Nahi.?

PYAAR Nazar Nahi Ata Mehsoos kia jata hai...!

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1 bat bataon RAAZ ki,

karo us larki se “AASHQI”,

Jis k chehre pe ho “SAADGI”,

Sanso mai ho “TAAZGI”,

Chandni ho “CHAND ki,

Rani ho “RAAT” ki,

Khushbo ho “GULAB” ki,

Batein kare “PYAR” ki,

Nazuk ho “MIZAJ” ki,

Achi ho “IKHLAQ” ki,

Pabund ho “NAMAZ” ki,

Khidmat kare “MAA,BAAP” ki,

Or hamesha kahe!

“MAIN HON SIRF AAP KI”

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"Hamisha smile karo"

Haso !

Jiyo !

Muskorao !

Khush raho !

Kia pata

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kal muj se larai ho jai aur

tumharay pass

Hasnay k liye

Daant he na rahay...!

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;-yah ayag ayid anab fooqaweb ok paa ;-

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samajh aya?

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nahi

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spelling end ki taraf se parho

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Aapko Hum.

Sirf Aapko.

Ary Aapko,

Han Aapko,

Han han aapko,

Baba aapko,

Only aapko,

Aur kisi ko nahi bas aapko,

Humesha Tang Karengay.

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Log Kehtay Hain K Insan Piyar K

Baghair Nahi Jee Sakta

Lekin Mera Zaati Khayal Hai Kay

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.

.

.

Oxygen Ziada Zaroori Hai.

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Aj Hum Tum Se Apne Dil Ki Baat Karty Hain

Mind Na Karna

.

,

Hum

.

.

.

Tum

.

,

Se

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,

Boht

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,

PY.

.

PYA.

.

Pyary Hain.

,

Jis Se Marzi Pooch Lo.....

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':Mujhy ap se ye umeed nahi thi

Main ne apko kya samjha or ap kya nikly?

Main ne ap ko ek acha dost samjha tha

Lekin

Ap To

Us

se bi "ACHAY" Nikle"'

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'Jis din tum ko shaam staye

Sard hawa dil na behlaye,

Jis shab so na pao tum,

Bechani kuch barh c jaye,

Aankh zara c num ho jaye,

Samjho!

Tum k0

BUKHAR hy.

Hr wqt shero shairi ki lagi rehti hy..!:-D'

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Send me SMS on these time

Morning

6am To 12pm

Noon

12pm To 4pm

Evening

4pm To 8pm

Night

8pm To 6am

Baki Time Tang Mat Karna

Kam Karna Hota Hai

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Sunday means

S= soEy raho

U= utho dair se

N= na kro koi kam

D= dekhty raho tv

A= aAram hi aram

Y= yad karo sirf

HUMÆ

$o enjoy ur

“$ÜÑDÄ¥”

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Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain

Tum bin hum bohat akele hain

Sab kuch chod kar tumeh sms karte hain

Dekho hum kitne vele hain

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'Katrina:

Me Tuhmare liye sub chor dungi,

Salman:

Ami Abu?

Ktrina:G

Salman:

Khana pina

Katrina:G

Salman:

Friends?

Katrina:G

Salman:

"Jo ye msg parh raha hai os"

ko B?

Katrina:

Zuban sambal k bat kar Salman!

Me sb ko chor sakti hun lekin apne bhai ko nhi.

Bhaiya G smile'

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'Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,

Magar aab kya karoge...?

Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?'

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Ek din jab ham duniya se chale jayengay,

Mat sochna aapko bhool jayengay,

Bas ek bar aasman ki taraf dekhna,

Mere sms sitaron per likhe hoye nazar ayengay.

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Ooper se ghussa aur dil main pyar karte ho,

Nazrain churatay ho dil beqarar karte ho,

Lakh chupa lo duniya se mujhe sab pata hai,

Tum roz mere SMS ka intizar karte ho :)

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ALLAH BACHAYE!!

Pagal Biwi Se

Purane TV Se

Dubai Ke Sheikh Se

Naaii Ke Shave Se

Aurat Ki Bewafai Se

Purani Mithai Se

Haram Ki Kamayi Se

Aur,

AAP KI JUDAI SE

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In Aankho Se Sapne Churana Nahi

Hamari D0sti Ko kabhi Azmana Nahi

Tumare 1 SmS K Badle Hum

100-Call Kar Denge

Par Shart Ye Hai K Tum Ph0ne Uthana Nahi.

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Police – 15,

P.T.C.L – 17,

Love – 143,

Murder – 302,

Jazz – 300,

Ufone – 333,

Zong – 315,

Telenor – 345,

Warid – 321,

Aur…

Jab dil Udas ho to Helpline at: 3332380633

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Sweet sa weather dekh ker..

Apni sweet si sweeto ki

Sweet si yaad aai

To socha k sweet sa sms kr doon

Ta k hamaare sweet se pyar main

Thori sweetness or barh jaye

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Jo Mujhe bhool Jai Uska Mobile Toot Jai

Charger Jal Jai Uski sim block Ho Jai

Miscall Kare To Receive Ho Jai

Card Load Kare To balance Hi Na Aaye.'

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Apne mulk ki hifazat karain

Kyun k

Ap ko dulhan yahan se hi milni hai... =P ;->

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(P)(Y)(A)(R)

 (I)(S)(H)(Q)

  (M)(O)(H)(B)(T)

Ye Tavez muje MOBILE wale BABA ne dya tha

or kaha Ye Tavez jsko b send Kroge use SMS prhte hi

tmse MOHABT Ho jaegi

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Wada Kro

Wada Kro

K Tum

Zindagi Ki

Har Cheez

Mujh Se

Share Krogi

Wada Kro

Khushi Gham

Dukh Sukh

Or Yahan

Tak K

Apny Mobile Ka Balance Bhi

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*._DuÄ_.*

Ye Dua Meray Liye Nahi Meri MAA K Liye Hai,

Please Say AMEEN

Ay ALLAH Meri MAA Ko..

Ik PAYARI si BAHO ATA Farma..

AMEEN.

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It was written on an old man’s T-shirt:

“I am not 60?

“I am 18 with 42 years of experience”

That’s Attitude

Think Different….:-)

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Before exam,

Boy: best of luck

Girl: best of luck

After exam

Girl got 90marks

Boy got 20marks in paper

Moral:

Larke dil se dua detay hain:

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Cutest PROPOSE In KG Class-

Girl-Kya Tu Mele ko Apna Address Dega?

Boy-Pal Kyu?

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Girl-Abhi Learn Kr Lungi kyuki Bad

Me To Wo Melaa bi Addres Hoga Na stupid. ;)

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Press down to have a CAKE

Wher is cake?

Kya hua

Cake chahiye?!

aap bhi na

Pehle he itne sweet ho phir cake khao ge to

SUGAR ho jayegi.. 

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Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.

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Nice na...?? :-P

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Aesi aapki wife ho..

57" jiss ki height ho

Chehra jiss ka bright ho,

Weight mein thori light ho,

Umar mein difference slight ho,

Thori si wo quite ho,

Aesi aapki wife ho..

Sarak pay sab kahe kya cute hai,

Bheer me sab kahain side ho, side ho,

Punjab ki paidaish ho,

Saas ki Khidmat jiss ki khwahish ho,

Aesi aapki wife ho..

Parosi se jab baat karay to,

Haath main uskay knife ho,

Dinner candle light ho,

Dono me na kabhi fight ho,

Milnay se dil delight ho,

Kaash yeh concept 0.01 bhi right ho,

Agar aesi aapki wife ho,

Tau kya haseen life ho,

Her kisi ki yeh farmaish ho,

Kudrat ki bhi yeh azmaish ho,

Ae kaash kahain tau aesi paidaish ho,

Aesi aapki wife ho, Aesi aapki wife ho.

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. ‘ 12 ‘ .

9 __! 3

‘ . 6 . ‘

Ye Lo Poora Clock

Ab Ye Nahi Kehna K

Hum ApKo Time Nahi Dete.

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Go

oo 

 oo

oo 

  o 

oo

  oo

    o 

  oo

oo 

  oo

ooo

o

o

OL GAPPE kitne tasty hote

Hain Na?

Tumko Kya Laga Good Morning Aur wo Bhi Is Time

Pagal Hogeye Ho Yaar.   

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