send me sms

send me sms

Sub Dost Bewafa Ho Gaye

Hum Apne Mobile Se Khafa Ho Gaye

SMS is liye Kar raha hon Zaalimo

Kahin tum ye na Samjho k hum Duniya Se Dafa Ho gaye..!:-) 

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SMS Karne Pe Jo Marte Hain.

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.

Call Karne Se Jo Darte Hain.

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.

Luck To Dekho Mera!

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.

.

Aisay Kanjoos Dost Mere Hi Pallay Parte Hain!!!

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Hr mor pe dekha to kuch nazar na aya,

dil ki galion main dhonda to sunsan paya,

chalte chalte socha to yad aya,

k dost aj ap ka koi msg nai aya.:-?

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Ik waqt tha

K

Ap k msgs aisy

Aty thy

Jaisy ksi ne ap ki kn_pati pe

Gun rakhi hui hy

Or zabrdsti msg krwa raha hy

Mgr ab lgta hy

Goli maar di.! 

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ArAz KiA hAi

K..

GhAm hy

TAnhAi hy

.

.

.

GhAm Hy

TAnhAi Hy

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

BegAirAto TuSsi v sMs bhEjo MEri kOi HArAm di kAmAi hAi.

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Phone k rishty b ajeeb hoty hain,

Balnce rakh kr b log ghareb hoty hain

Khud Msg krny ki,hoti nahi taufiq jinko

Muft msgs parhny k kitny shokeen hoty hain;-)

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Gazab Ka Nakhra Ajeeb Ye Style Hy

Msg Nahi Karty Or Kehty Ho Mery Pass Mobile Hy

Be-Sharmi Ki Had To Dekho

Ye Parh K Bhi Aap K Chehry Pe SMILE Hy… :-)

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Dekar hath dosti ka wapis liya nai jata

Is nazuk dosti ko zakhm diya nai jata

Sach much ye dunya bari zalim hai

SMS sasta hy phir b logo se kia nai jata.

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Har waqt kaam mein itne na ulajh jaya karo,

Kabhi hamari yaad ko bhi dil mein laya karo,

Milnay ka waqt maat nikalo par,

Kabhi apne sms ki awaz to sunaya karo.

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Har koi Puchta Hai

Tum sbko SMS Bhejte Ho

kya Milta Hy?

Maine kaha:

Dena Lena tu karobar Hy

Jo Dekar kuch na Paye Yehi tu

Pyar Hai

I Luv u all

Muft Khoro..; 

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Rishtay Nibhana Humein B Sika Do Zara..

Dil K Kone Men Humein B Jaga Do Zara..

Hum Apko Yaad Hain Ya Nahi..

Ek Zabardast Sa sMs Kar K Bata do Zara... 

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Jane kab sms send karoge,

Send k button pe kab apna angootha press karoge,

Ab tak bohat balance jama kia,

kab apni kanjoosi ka “THE END”, karoge?

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Main na... Main na... Aap she bohat nalaaz hun

Aap na... Aap na....

Mujey toi b eshMesh (SMS) nain talte.

Aap dande bache ho...!

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Thori

C

Nazr-e-Karam

kijiye,

Mobile

utha

kr

1

SmS

Kijiye,

Ham

jaante

hen

k

Aap

k

pas

time

nhi,

Mgr!

Is

Masoom

C

Jaan

pr

itna

zulm

Na

Kijiye :-

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Es say pehly k raat ho jaye . .

Kio na ik Mulaqat ho jaye

Apne Mobile se ik Pyara sa sms hi kar do

Jis se shor b na ho Aur Baat ho jay.

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Neend mein ho to SAPNAY bhejo,

Jaag rahe ho to KHUSHI bhejo,

Hans rahe ho to JOKE bhejo,

Humein yaad kar rahe ho to

Ek piyara sa

-=SMS=- bhejo

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Muskurahat ap ke sms say milti hay,

Dil ko rahat ap k sms say milti hay,

Band mat karna kabhi sms ka darwaza,

kyunki Dil ki yeh darkan ap ke sms say chalti hay.

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Lambi Hai Manzil Door Hai Kinara.

Jaanay Q Nehi aaya SMS Tumhara.

Bhool Gay Ho Number Ya Naam Humara.

Ya Koe Mil Giya Hai Hum Say B Pyara. 

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Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,

Humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,

Is umeed ke saath ki ayega SMS aapka,

Humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hein.

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Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,

gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,

tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri, 

tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

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Cham cham kardi rat......

Tim tim karday taray.....

Na koi SMS na koi phone......

ki gal hai pyaray.....

ya tay sadi yad nahi aandi....

ya paissay muk gay nay saray.

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Nakhra Towada Tauba Tauba,

Ajeeb Towada Style ay,

Msg Koi Karna Nahi,

Rolla Paya a Sadday Kol Mobile ay.

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Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kyaa?

Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya?

Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!

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Hoto pe khushi per aakho m nami h,

Mere phone m aapke SMS ki kami h,

Aake SMS ke intjaar m meri saans thami h,

Gussa ho hamse ya time () ki kami h,

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Attention please

Jehra mainu hunne sms kar ke hello nahin karega. Usnu main 1 hafte tak sms nahin karunga.

Usdey naal 1 hafte lai yaari khatam

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Kon ho Aap..?

Q SMS krte rehty ho.?

Kisne dya apko mera number.?

Ab SMS nhi krna,

Ok

Maine Kabhi Aisa Kaha Hai?

Nhi na!

To SmS Kro na!

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<(“,)> Kaañ

((   Khol Kr

Jl  Suñlo

Ager 5 Mint Ma

Koi SMS Ñhi Aaya

To?

To?

Thori Dair Baad Kr Dena,

Koi Masla Thori Hy:-)

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Poori Botal Na Sahi

Ek Jaam To Ho Jaye

Mulaqat Na Sahi

Dua Salam To Ho Jaye

Jin K SMS K Intzaar Me Ho Gaye Hum Beemar

Un Ko Bukhaar Na Sahi Zukaam To Ho Jaye

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Lagta Hai SMS K Liye

Ab Application Likhni Parregi…?

Theek Hai

Yeh Bhi Karlete Hain….

To,

The Kanjoos,

I Beg To Say That

I M Waiting For Ur SMS

&

I M Disturbing Without Ur SMS

So

Kindly Send Me Plz. . .

Your’s  Obediently

Name Will Be In Ur Mind

&

Heart…

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Oye

Message Bhej

Warna

Teri…?

M

Ma

Maa

Maa

Maarzi Yar !

Naaa Bhaij

Koi Zabardasti

Thori Hai.

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Apun Ko Yad Krne Ka

Apun Ko Phone Krne Ka

Apun Ko SMS B Krne Ka

Agr Nai Kya To

To

To

To

To

To

To

Darne

Ka Nai Re,

Apun

Khud Karega Naa;-)

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SMS Ka Len Den Aise Hi Chalta Rahega.

Dosti Ka Silsila Barhta Hi Rahega.

Tum Bhale Reply Na Karo Ae KANJOOS.

Par

Tera

Inbox Hamare Sweet SMS Se Bharta Rhayga

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Nichay Ap K Liye

Dosti Ka Gift Hai…

¡

¡

¡

¡

Danda Hai.

Sar Pr Mar Lo

Mesage Karte Nahi

Gift Chaiye.

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To

The Dost

I Miss You

Subject: Do U Miss U

I Beg To Say That I Am The Student

Of Your Friendship Class

I Am Feeling Very Lonely

Mera Jee Nahi

Lag Raha Aap Ke Binna

So Kindly

Send Me Lovely Friendship Sms

Thanks You

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,.+”"-., ,.-”"+.,

#    KANJOOS   #

*     LOGO    *

“-., . ,.-”

Allah Hi Allah Kia Karo

Dukh Na Kisiko Dia Kro

25 PESY Ka Sms Hy,

Kbi  Kbi To Kia Kro?

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Thandi Hai Coffee Garam Karlo

Is Pathar Dil Ko Thora Sa Naram Karlo

Morning Time Se Inbox Khali Hai Mera

Thori Si To Yaro Sharam Karlo

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\(‘.’)/HANDS UP!

/  \

Agr Apni Jan Pyari Heto

Jitne B Sms Inbox Me Hain Sub Send Kardo…

KHABRDAR

Ye Draft & Saved Items Me Kya He?

Wo B Nikalo

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Lub Pe Ati Hai Dua Ban K Tamana Meri

Dil Kerta Hai Bnd Krwadon Sim Tere

Her Jaga Mere Chamakne Se Ujala Hojaye

Jo Mujhe Sms Na Karey Uska Rang Kalaa Hojaye!!!

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Kash Mery Jeevan Main Woh Lamha-e-Purbahar Aye

Main Bhejon Tumhain 1 Sms Or Tumhara Jwab Bar Bar Aye

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Agar Ho Udas To Gao Koi Gana

Agar Lagi Hai

Bhok To Khao Tum Khana

Agar Ho Bimar To Karo Aik Sms Rawana

Q K

Aik Sms Rozana

Rakhta Hai

Tandrust Or

Tawana!

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Koi

Achaa

Or New

SMS

Hay

Tu..

..

..

..

..

..

..

..

Delete Kardo

Kyon Ke

Send To Tum Karoge Nahi

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Agar Koi Achha Sa Msg He To Use Jaldi Se

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.

Paper Par Likh Kar Almari Me Band Kar Do

Kahin Galti Se SEND Na Ho Jaye

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TUSI bade hi gr8 ho, 

RASGULLE ki pl8 ho, 

PEPSI ka cr8 ho,

ANDE ka oml8 ho,

SMS KARNE ME bare le8 ho,

JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,

KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho…!

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In Ghurbat-zada logon ko sms na kar

“Faraz”

Mar jayn gay par ye kabhi reply nahi karen gay..:-@

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'Chahte hain Aap ko pyar dein

dosti pe ye zindagi war dein

per jab tumhara sms nhi Aata to

dil chahta hy 8 .10 pathron pe I MISS U LIKH K AAP KO MAR dain:-)'

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Jaam kerwa hai magar itna nahi k pia na jaye,

zindagi main dard hai magar itna nahi k jia na jaye,

sms kerny per paisay lagtay hain magar itney nahi kay kia na jaye;)

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Na hawa na saya hai,

ehsas ham hi ko aaya hai,

hamein bhi sms kr k dekh lo,

company ne ye mobail aap ki Girl friend k liye nahi banaya hay.

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Salam Arz Hai

Jawab Karz Hai

Dena Farz Hai

Na Dena Merz

Hai Kya Gurz

Hai Lagta Hai

Mausum garm Hai

March K Mahenay

Ka Yehi Marz

Hai Apko SMS Karna

Hamara Farz Hai

Apka Number Mobile

Mein Darj; Hai

Ye SMS Type Kar

K Hamari Unglion

Mein Dard; Hai

Itna Jan; Lo Ay

Dost Ye; SMS

Aap Par Qarz Hai

Is Qarz Ko Kaisay

Chukana Hai Ye Souchna

Apka Sir Dard Hai

…….????

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Socho agar sms receive karne ke paise lagte to kiya hota.

socho

socho

or socho.

meri waje se tum sab road pe aajaate.

Mufto,,,

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?ROSHNI dena MøøN Ka Style,

Paani me terna Fish ka style,

Hawa me urrna Bird ka style,

unlimited sms bhejna apna style,

Or free k sms parhna APka style.

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(-”,-) ( @.@)

/ I \. ./ \

Apki Photo Pakri Gai Hai

Date Marte Howe

Negativ Chahiye To 5 Achee Se SMS Bhejo

Warna

Pic Aba G Ko Pohancha Di Jaey Gi

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mere sMs ko tere inbox mein panah mil jaye

mere sMs ko tere inbox mein panah mil jaye,

jo reply na kare uska mobile fanna ho jaye. 

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My Hands Never Pain

When Typing Message For You,

But

My Heart Always

Pain When

There Is

No Reply

From YOU.?

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Kabi dost keh dia kabi bilkul bhoola dia,

kabi hasa dia kabi rola dia,

kabi sms kar k zindgi ka 1 or lamha barha dia,

kabi rply na kar k aadha maar hi dya.

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Ki labde pe O?

SMS?

Kyon ??

Tusi koie sanu pejdy o?

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"Dheet" friends are always "Dheet"

They recive many Msg but 

They send 'ekka dukkka' Message in a week..

Actually they are special kind of "Dheet"

They become more "Dheet" after a lot of ""Bisti""

ThEy are bikkheri in front of friends

Tut painay never eat sharam and

muskuraying by reading the "Message"

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