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Jija Sali Aur Biwi Naughty Hindi Jokes – Honeymoon

Honeymoon pe sali biwi ko phone Karke Bolti hai..

Sali : Didi Jo jean Jija ji ne diya tha usse jarur pahanana..

Biwi : Tere Jija ne 4 din se chahi hi nahi pahanane di ..

Aur Tu jeans Ki Bat Kar rahi Hai

Pati Patni Hindi Jokes – Saadi Ke Bad

Suhagraat pe ladki ne apne pati se bola :

” Dekho mere paas mat aana”

Pati : Kyu na Aau mai !!

Patni : Maine Mummy se wada kia hai ki

saadi ke bad ye sab chhodh dungi..

Pati Ka Kidha – Pati Patni Funny Hindi Jokes

Pati : Aaj se hum nahi karege..

Karne se kidhe maarte hai..

Patni ne 10 din bardas kiya fir

Ek din boli …Kidhe ikathe ho gaye hai..

Maroge ya marwa ke aau kahi se..

Naughty HIndi Joke – Patni Ne Khada kar diya

Wife show room se naya Bra Aur Panty Lai..

Fir Pahan ke pane pati Ko dikhane Lagi..

Patni : Kiasi Lag rahi hai..

Husband : Ed dam mal .. Khada kar diya mera too..

Patni : Dukan Wale ne bhi yahi bola

Pati Patni Girlfriend Naughty Hindi Jokes

Patni pati se bolti hai …

Tumhari girlfriend aarahi hai.. maine condom bed ke niche rakha hai..

Nahane ke liye bathroom pe tawal rakh diya hai..

Khana bhi bana ke tebal pe rakh diya hai..

Mai bacho ko le ke mummy ke ghar ja rahi hu.. kal sam tak aaugi

Plan me koi change hoga to bata dena… mai aur ruk jaugi waha..

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Ye the Garib aadami ke hashin sapne…

Pati Naughty Hindi Jokes – Karne Ka Sahi Time

Ek patni gupt rog sambandhi samshya le ke doctor ke pass gyai..

Patni :Doctor sahab thokai ka sahi samay kya hai..

Doctoc : 2 se 4 ke bich me..

Aurat : Aiasa kyu ?

Doctor : Uss time mera lunch hota hai

Naughty Funny Jokes For Pati Patni

Pappu ki patni ki panty kho gyi….

Patni ne Pappu se pucha lekin use bhi nahi mili.

Patni ne panty ki khone ka iljam nokrani pe lga diya….

Nokrani rote huye : Malik , aapko to pta hai naa,

Ki mai panty kabhi nahi pahanti…

Pati Patni Naughy Hindi Jokes Naughty Doctor

Ek pati patni ko kafi samay se bacha nahi ho raha tha..

Unhone Doctor ko dikhaya…

Doctor ne dono ko ek kamre me bulaya aur dono ke kapadhe utar diya..

Doctot Patni ke uper chadh gya aur pati ko apne uper chadha liya..

Doctor patni ko ch*odne laga aur pati doctor ko..

Achanak hi kamare me nurse ghus gai..nurse chilai… Doctor sahab ye kya kar rahe ho..

Check kar raha hu ki galti pati mai ya patni me

Suhagraat Non Veg Jokes & Funny Chutkule

Jeeto ne santa ko suhagraat pe 100 Condom gift kyu..

Santa jeeto ko nanga hi bed pe chhor ke bathroom me chala jata hai..

Kafi time hone ke bat bhi santa bahar nahi aaya to jeeto ne aawaja lagaya..

Santa : Bas hogya.. 97 laga liye hai bas 3 bache hai

Patni Non Veg Jokes And Chutkule In Hindi

Santa apne biwi ko apne dost ke sath sota dekh leta hai..

Santa Gusse me ho jata hai

Aur bandukh uthata hai aur apne dost ko goli mar deta hai..

Patni : Tum apne gusse pe kabu rakha karo warna

Ek din tum apne sare dosto se hath dho baithoge

Biwi Naughty Hindi SMS Jokes And Chutkule

Santa ki nai nai sadi hue thi..

Usne suhagraat pe wife se pucha ki tere Boyfriend tha

Biwi ne sarmane huwe sar niche kar liya ..

Santa ne phir pucha..

“Sach sach bata tune kabhi kiya hai”

Biwi : Ji nahi jana , kiya nahi hai hamesa karwaya hai..

Pati Patni Aur Nokrani Non Veg Naughty Jokes

Santa ke biwi ne santa ko nokrani ke sath karte huwe pakad liya,

Biwi (Nokrani se) : Ye kya kar rahi hai?

Nokrani : Maaf karna maidam 2000 rupee ke lalach me aagai thi..

Biwi : Mai tujhe 5000 rupee dungi ,

Pahle ye bata tune malik ka khada kaise kiya..

Aurat Non Veg Funny Hindi Jokes And Chutkule

3 Aurte apne apne pati ki tarif kar rahi thi..

Pahli aurat : Mere pati Karne ke sath ungli se bhi karte hai..

Dusri Aurat : Mere pati to pura hath dal dete hai hai..

Tisri Aurat khade hoke bolti hai :

” Aajao Bahar kitni der andar rahoge ”

Baki dono aurat behosh..