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Jail Kaidi Funny Jokes Chor Police Chutkule

Ek Jail me 2 Kaidi ek sath jail pahuche ..

Pahla kaidi : Tujhe kitane saal ki saja mili hai…

Mujhe to 14 saal ki hue hai jail..

Dusara kaidi : 12 saal ki..

Pahla Kaidi  : Thik hai tu mere se pahle nikale ga..

to darwaje ke paas wali jagah tu le le..

Funny Train Pessenger Jokes In Hindi Chutkule

Ek baar pappu train me safar kar raha tha

Train mein bahut bheed hone ke kaaran

pappu ek ganje aadmi ke godh me baith gaya…

Aadmi jhunjla kar bola : “Ha Ha, mere sir par aa kar baith jaa ”

Pappu : Nahi, uncle main yahi thik hu, waha se fisalne ka dar hai

Admin Funny Insult Jokes What's App Group

Teri khamoshi ko hum na samjh sake

hee admin…

Wo to bhabhi ne group me bata diya ki..

tujhe jhadu padhi hai aaj ghar me..

Admin Ultimate Bejati Funny Jokes Chutkule

Hamare admin 12th class ki 3rd division ki

marksheet lautane ja rahe the…

Tabhi kisi me bataya samman lauthaya lata hai..

Apman nahi…

Admin Ki Girlfriend Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Girlfriend ne payar se Admin ke shine pe

sar rakha aur boli :

Janu Tumhara dilkitna mulayam hai..

Admin : Wo dil nahi hai pagli..

tamaku ki pudhiya hai..

khayegi..

News Channel Funny Jokes Aaj Tak Chutkule

Santa Bahut der se ghar me kuch dhundh raha tha..

Patni : Kya dhundh rahe ho..

Santa : Hidden camera dhundh raha hu…Kaha ho sakta hai..

Patni : Aap ko kyu lagta hai ki humare kamre me hidden camera hai…

Santa : Fir ye “Aaj Tak” wale ko kaise pata chala ki hum unka channel dekh rahe hai

Dusari Shadi Funny Hindi Jokes And Chutkule

Santa : Yar mera ek dost dusri bar shadi kar raha hai..

Banta : Kyu uska divose ho gya hai kya..

Santa : Nahi toh ..

Banta : Fir ….

Santa : Uski pahli shadi ke pic pe facebook pe kam likes mile the isiliye..

Santa Hindi Funny Jokes & Chutkle

Santa apni cycal lekar kabristan me ghus gaya,

Fir wo dusari side se bahar nikla

Aur pasina pochate huye bola,

Sala ye koin sa road hai, itna seed breaker.

Pappu Ki Girlfriend New Funny Jokes And SMS

Pappu apni girlfriend ke sath coffee house coffee pine gaya..

Pappu : Jaldi pilo coffee warna thandhi ho jayegi..

Girlfriend : To kya huwa..

Pappu : Tumne rate nahi dekha kya..

Coffee 15 rupee aur Cold Coffee 50 rupee

Nai (Barber) Funny Jokes And Hindi Chutkule

Ek din santa ne naai (Barber) ki dukan kholi

Banta baal katane aaya..

Santa : Banta tujhe muchhe rakhani hai..

Banta : Haa rakhni hai..

Santa : ye le fir jeb me rakh le …

Pathan Sindhi Comedy Jokes & Funny Chutkule

Pathan : Kal ek pahalwan ne mere bhai ko pit diya..

mujhe pata chala to mai sidha pahalwan ke  ghar ghus gya…

Sindhi : Fir kya huwa…

Pathan : Wahi huwa jo mere bhai ke sath huwa….

Bahut mara sale ne..

Pathan Ki Ladki Funny Jokes And Hindi Chutkule

Pathan (apni begam se) : Hamari ladki ka kahi chakkar chal raha hai..

Biwi : Aapko aise pata..

Pathan : Kuch dino se mujhse ye paise nahi mang rahi..

Iska boyfriend isse deta hoga..

Biwi : Hey Bagwan yani wo ladka pathan nahi hai…

Dost Aur Sardar Funny Jokes & Hindi Chutkule

Sardar : yar me naya under wear ek saste

sabun se dhone ke karan chota ho gya..

Dost : Ek kam kar ussi sabun se tu bhi naha le..

ek dam fit ho jayega…

Sindhi And Pathan Funny Jokes And Hindi Chutkule

Pathan hospita me bolta hai :

“Mai marne ke bad apna dumag dan karna chahta hu..”

Sindhi : Ha tera dima unke jyada kam  ayega…

Pathan : Wo kaise ?

Sindhi : Doctor ko bhi pata chal jhyega ki

un-used dimag kaisa dikhta hai..

Best Pathan Funny Comedy Jokes In Hindi

Pathan raat ko sone hi wala tha tabhi..

usse ek call aai..

Phone uthaya to udhar se ek ladki ne bola :

“Mai tainu samjhawa ki… na tere bina lagda ji…

Pathan : To Shadi kar lo mujhse…

Ladki : Iss dhun ko caller tune set karne ke liye 2 dabaiye…………….

hahahahaha…

Sardar Aur Bhoot Funny Jokes & Hindi Chutkule

Ek bar kabar khodane wala nashe ki

halat me kabar khod raha tha..

Nashe me usne itni kabar khod ki kuch kabar se bahar nahi nikal paya..

Jab raat hue to usse thandh lagne lagi…

Wo chillane laga… Mujhe thandh lag rahi hai..

Tabhi ek sardar ne usse dekha aur bola :

Thand too lagegihi tujhe… koi tujh pe mitti dalna bhul gya hai..

Top Sardar Comedy Funny Jokes And Chutkule

Sardar ki maa : Beta tujhe car se college jane me 1 ganta lagte hai…

par wapish aane me 5 gante kyu lag jate hai..

Sardar : Kya Karu maa ..

Gadhi me aage jane ke 4 gear hote hai..

aur piche aane ke sirf 1 reverse gear hota hai..

Khatarnak Bache Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Adiwali ilake me ek sarkari teacher ki nukti ho gai..

Teacher Dara dara pahli class lene pahucha ,,,

Teacher ne bacho se ek sawal puch :

Bacho tumhara pahle wala teacher kaisa tha..

Bache ek sur me bole : Bahut sawadisth tha sir …

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Teacher wahi behosh ho gya…

Class Teacher & Rajasthani Student Funny Jokes

Class Teacher ne ek madwadhi student se pucha,,

“Tu mujhe ek kabir ka doha sunao”

Student : Kabir raiyo bawadho..

Doha diyo banaw..

Khud to khisak gayo… Mane diyo fasao

Alia Bhatt Aur MS Dhoni Funny Jokes & Chutkule

Teacher : Micro Soft Ke utpado ke kuch nam batao…

Mohan : MS Word !!

Raju : MS Excel !!!

Alia Bhatt (Kafi sochane ke badh) : MS Dhoni

Pappu Aur Uske Dost Funny Jokes & Chutkule

Pappu 10 meter lambi pipe se hukka pi raha tha..

Dost : Aree ye kya kar raha hai..

itni lambi pipe …

Pappu : Mujhe sash ki bimari hai..

To doctor ke bola hai ki hukka se dur rahiyo tu…

Master Ji And Student Funny Jokes Chutkule

Mastar Ji Class ke ek sudent ka lunch kha gye ..

fir dakar marti hue bola..

“Beta ghar me mera nam mat lena

ki mai tumhara lunch kha gya..”

Student : Nahi Master ji mai aap ka nam nahi lunga..

Bol dunga ek kutta mera lunch kha gya..

Sarab Sarabi Funny Jokes & Hindi Chutkile

Ek sarabi sarab pine se barbad ho gya..

Fir usne sarab na pine ki kasam khai…

Aur ghar me padhi khali bottles ko fekhne laga..

Pahli bottle ko fek ke bola ….

Teri wajah se meri nokri gai..

Dusari bottle ko fek ke bol ..

Teri wajah se mera ghar bika…

Tisri bottle ko fek ke bola …

Teri wajah se meri biwi chor ke chali gai ..

Chauthi boltal uthai to wo bhari hue thi..

Sarabi : Tu side me rah… tu bekasur hai..

Dukandar Aur Bachha Funny Jokes & Chutkule

Ek dukan pe bacha gya !!

Bacha : Uncle aap ke paas gore hone ki cream hai ?

Dukandar : Haa !!!!

Bachha : Sale to lagata kyu nahi hai…

Mai roj dar jata hu

Saas Bahu Funny Hindi Jokes And Funny Chutkule

Bahu roye jaa rahi thi saas ne use pyar se chup karate hue pucha :

Kyu Beti, ro kyu rahi ho..?

Bahu : Kya main chudel jaisi dikhti hu???

Saas : Nahi, bilkul bhi nahi

Bahu : Kya meri aankh mendakhi jaisi hai???

Saas : Nahi to

Bahu : Kya meri naak pakode jaisi hai???

Saas : Nahi

Bahu : Kya main bhains jaisi moti hu???

Saas : Nahi, beti lekin ye sab kisne kaha tumse

Bahu : Phir saare mohalle ke log kyu kehte hai phirte hai ki

tu apni saas jaisi dikhti h

Pappu Teacher Funny Jokes In Hindi

Teacher pappu se : Aayat aur Niryat ka ek acha sa example batao,

Pappu : Sonia aur Sania…

Teacher : Aapke charan kaha hai hey bhagwan

Sunta Banta Funny Conversation Hindi Jokes

Santa : Bhai ye bata..”Shit” Aur “Oh Shit” me kya farak hai 11

Banta : Dekh bhai..

Tu kisi ladki ko love letter fak ke deta hai

Aur wo letter uske bhai ke paas jake girta hai to hota hai “Shit”

Agar Uska bhai Gay nikala to “Oh Shit”

Budha Adami Funny Hindi Jokes And Chutkule

60 sal ka budha adami doctor se bolta hai :

Budha Adami : Doctor sahab mere 18 sal ki patni maa banane wali hai..

Doctor : Chalo Mai tumhe ek kahani sunata hu..

Ek sikari jaldi me tha..Usne gun ki jagah chata le liya

Aur jungal chala gya..

Jangal me thodi der chalne ke bad uski ek ser mil gya..

Sikari ne fat se chata khola……….SSSSSSatakkkkkk

Ser wahi fatak se mar gya !!

Budha adami : Ye ho hi nahi sakta.. Usse kisi aur ne mara hoga..

Mai bhi yahi kah raha hu

Santa Banta Best Comedy Jokes In Hindi

Santa :  Meri jo adhuri iksha puri karega

mai usse 1 lakh rupee dunga..

Banta : Kya hai tumhari iksha ?

Santa : Mujhe 2 lakh rupee chahiye

Pagal Ladki Funny Jokes And Funny Chutkule

Ek ladki computer ki conplain karne ke liye

costumer care call karti hai..

Ladki :  Jab mai password likhti hu to..isme star star dikhta hai..

Help Desk : Mam aap ke piche khade aadami ko

passward na dikh jaye uske liye hota hai ye..

Ladki :  Par jab mere pich koi nahi hota tab bhi

ye star hi dikhata hai