Ladka Ladki Funny Hindi Jokes

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Shaita ladke Funny Hindi Jokes & Chutkule

Bagwan : Beta Tumhe Chahiye ?
Saitan Ladka : A very Beautiful Ladki.
Bagwan : If u r Muslim I’ll give u Katrina,
If ur a Hindu I’ll give u Kareena,
If ur a christian I’ll give u Genelia,
What’s ur Name?
Saitan Ladka : Abdul Narayan Fernandes.
Bagwan : Rakhi sawant de Kamine ko bahut Over Smart ban raha hai

Ladki Fasane Ka Tarika Funny Hindi Jokes

Santa (Banta Se) :  Banta tujhe ladki fasana aata hai kya..

Banta : Ha Atta Hai..

Santa : Sikha Na mujhe bhi..

Banta : Sun, Bahut Asaan hai..

Pahle to ek kagaj le..

Aur class me teacher mar uss kagaj se..

Phir Job madam puche to Ladki ka nam laga diyo..

Bas fas gai ladki…

Sardar Aur Ladki Funny Jokes – Bhaiya Bol Diya

Ladki train me sardar se boli : kya main yaha baith sakti hu..?

Sardar : Ha Ha…Bilkul, apni hi seat samjho

Ladki :kya main aapki bottle se thoda paani pee sakti hu.?

Sardar : Ha-Ha jarur…

Ladki : Agla station konsa hai bhaiya..?

Sardar : Mere dimag me koi GPS nahi laga h….
Jaldi seat khaali kro mujhe nind aa rahi h

Adult Shayari For Girlfriend – Non Veg Shayari

Adult Shayari For Girlfriend – Non Veg Shayari

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Adult Shayari For Gf

Hamari ek hasi pe ..

Wo hamre sath soo liye..

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Wah Wah..

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Hamari ek hasi pe ..

Wo hamre sath soo liye..

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Wo panty pahane hi wale thi ki

Hum ne fir se has diye

Non Veg Shayari For Friends

Aj unka dil fir dukha diya humne..

Aj unka dil fir dukha diya humne..

(Gaur farmaiye…shayari me bahut dard hai..)

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Aj unka dil fir dukha diya humne..

Dekar ICE_Cream ka unhe lalacha..

Aj fir andhere  me unhe apna laand chusha diya…

Naughty Shayari For Girlfriend

Hum unse dil laga baithe..

Tanhaii me shukun ki maa chudwa baithe..

Wo to bc soo gai kisi ke bishtar pe ,,

Hus sala apni hi jhato me aag laga baithe..

Adult Shayari on Girlfriend

Ek to chandani raat thi..

Uper se o mere sath thi..

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Mai usne upar chadha huwa tha.

Wo mere niche chadhu hue thi..

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HAtho me the hath ..

Aur pairo me the pair..

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Mai jor lagaye ja raha tha …

Aur wo awaje nikale ja rahi thi..

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Yaho galat na shamjho wo meri cycle thi..

Dirty non veg messages for girlfriend

Chuchi ki aatam katha

Mera janam 12 saal bad hua..

Jab mai bilkul choti thi..

Tab mai frok me rahti thi..

Fir mere aakar ka vishtar huwa..

Nimbu badhke aanar huwa..

Jab mai badhane lagi..

Har kisi ki najar mujhpe padhne lagi..

Huwa bra  mera ghar..

Ab lagne laga mujhe dar..

Jab mera size huwa badha..

Jane kitno ka huwa khadha..

Bidh me ladko ne hath mara..

Mujhe aaihsash huwa badha payara..

Fir na jane kitno ne dabaya..

Sach kahu to badha maza aaya..

Kisi ne payar se sahlaya …

Kisiko payar se chushwaya..

Kisi ne mujhe masala..

Kisi ne mujhpe popat ragadha..

Ab mai jab gai jhul..

Sale madhar chod mujhe gaye bhul..

Best Non Veg Shayari

Na teer na taalwar..

Agar Mujhse hai payar to khol apni salwar..

Mera Shastra hai taiyar..

Houngaa tujhpe sawar..

Jaldi se apni chadhi uthar..

Teri bharni hai darar..

Adult Shayari For Gf Bf

Usne Baja diya mera band nina dhol ke..

Dil todh diya usne i hate you bol ke..

Ek roj ja rahi thi mujhe byee bol ke..

Toh humne bhi dikha diya chain khol ke..

Fir kya tha..

Aaj tak seva karti hai… Prujaran pan ke

Gf Bf Non Veg Shayari

Ye Wakt nahi hai rone ka..

Ye wake hai bache ke hone ka..

Uss wakt kyu nahi roiee thi..

Jab chipak ke soi thi..

Ab jab kiya hai wo bharo..

TAb to kahti thi aur karo aur karo..

Girlfriend meri kaisi ho – Adult  Shayari

Badan unka silki ho..

Brest unki milki ho..

Dekhne me chikni ho..

Pahni usne bikini ho..

Niche uski chimni ho..

Garam apna danda ho..

Usme jake thanda ho..