15 great jokes for kids
15 great jokes for kids
Now that your big kid's sense of humor has progressed, she appreciates riddles and more complex humor. Here are 15 great kid-friendly jokes to make your child laugh.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting squawking parrot.
Interrupting squawking parr-
Q: What do you call cheese that’s not yours?
A: Nacho cheese!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because: 7 8 9
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What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet
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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
He wanted to go to high school.
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Where do pencils go for vacation?
Pencil-vania
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Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?
To go with the traffic jam!
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Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's freezing out here.
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A prisoner, after many years, is finally released.
He runs around yelling, "I'm free! I'm free!"
A little kid walks up to him and says, "So what, I'm
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How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
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Which flower talks the most?
Tulips, of course, 'cause they have two lips!
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A man arrived on Friday in a small town. He stayed for two days and left on Friday.How is this possible?
His horse's name is Friday!
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What did 0 say to 8?
Nice belt!
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What did the mushroom say to the fungus?
You're a fun guy [fungi].
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