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Gf Bf Bus Me – Naughty Funny Hindi Jokes

Bhari Bus me Bf Apni Gf ke piche khada tha..
Kuch Hi der me Bf ka auzar Khada Ho gya..
Gf ne ghusse se piche dekha aur boli..
Yaha khade hone ki jagah nahi hai
Aur tumne isko bhi khada kar rakha hai

Girlfriend Boyfriend Non Veg Jokes – Dudh Pilaya

Girlfriend (Boyfriend Se) : Aaj Maine Apne Bhatije ko dudh pilaya
Boyfriend Girlfriend Ke Bra Me Hath Dal ke Chuche Dabane Laga..
Boyfriend : Isme To dudh Hi nahi Hai..
Girlfriend : Aree Bevkuf Mai Powder ke dudh ki bat kar rahi hu

Gf Bf Hindi Jokes – Naughty Ladki

Bf : Mujhe ek kiss dedo
Gf : Mai abhi pregnent nahi hona chahti..
Bf : Kiss karne se pregnent thodi hote hai pagal..
Gf : Nahi mai ek bar suru ho jau to mai apne aap ki bhi nahi sunti..
Sirf apne saman ki sunti hu

Kiss Ke Bad -Naughty Hindi Joke SMS

Boyfriend ne Girlfriend se puch :
Bf : Kya mai ek kiss kar lu..
Gf : C@ndom Laye ho na..
Bf : C@ndom Kyu ?
Gf : Kiss ke bad jo kadha hoga uspe kya meri Bra tangoge

Naughty Girlfriend – Funny Hindi Jokes

Santa ( Banta Se ) : Yar me apni girlfriend se paresan hu..
Banta : Kyu kya huwa ?
Santa : Yar o mere niche ke bal hamesha khichte rahti hai ..
Kuch upaye bata ki wo na kare..
Banta : Ek kam kar jab bhi wo aaisa kare ,,,
Tu 2 bar uske aage se mar.. 3 bar piche se mar..
Aur 1 bar muh de..
Fir wo aaisa nahi karegi..
Santa : Sale tu usko saja de raha hai mujhe..

Pappu Ki Girlfriend Pahli Bar – Naughty Hindi Jokes

Pappu ki girlfriend pahle bar kar rahi thi..
Pappu apna usse chusa raha tha..
Achanak hi Pappu ka pani nikal gya..
Girlfriend : Ye kya hai ?
Pappu : Kuch nahi pagli ye to khushi ke aashu haii

Naughty SMS Hindi Joke – Car me kiya

Ek  girlfriend Boyfriend ko milne ka moka nahi mila raha tha..
Wo apne building ke parking me mile..
Aur wahi car me karne lag gaye..
Waha se guzar nawab sahab ne ussne karte dekh liya..
Nawab sahab bola… Beta ye hamari Tahzib hai kya..
Ladka : Nahi nawab sahab.. Ye Sharma ji ki beti pooja hai

Suhagraat Pe Kya Hota Hai – Naughty Hindi Joke

Girlfriend : Ye suhagraat pe kya hota hai..
Boyfriend : Kuch nahi bas ,,,
3 number ke  jute me 7 number ka pair dalte hai..
Girlfriend : Fir kya hota hai ?
Boyfriend : Fir juta bada ho jata haii…
Juta 7 inch ka ho jata hai aur pair 3 inch ka

April Fool Jokes For Girlfriend Hindi Chukukle

Ek ladki apne boyfriend ko sarak pe mar rahi thi ,
Police : Tum isse kyu mar rahi ho..
Girlfriend : Ye pahle mujhe ek kamre me le gya..
Fir mujhe bister pe letaya ,
Mere kapre utare …
Fir comdom lagaya
Meri tange failai..
Fir bolta hai APRAIL FOOL …

Non Veg Jokes For Girlfriend In Hindi

Ek jawan ladki ka boyfriend uske ghar chai pe aaya,
Ladki ne chai ke dhuna , per ghar me dhudh nahi tha,
Ladki ke kuch karne ka socha,
O apne kamre me gai,
Apne kapde uthare,
Fir nye kapde pahan liye,
Aur bazar jake dudh le aai

Girlfriend Boyfriend Naughty Hindi Jokes

Boyfriend ne girfriend ke tango ke bich me hath lagake…,
Aur pucha : Baby ye kya hain ?
Girlfriend :  Ye lakir hai …
Phir girlfriend ne boyfriend ki tango ke bich me hath dala…,
Aur pucha : Ab tum bolo ye kya hai…. ?
Bayfriend :Ye baby tumhari tango ke bich ki lakir ka phakir hai …

Non Veg Hindi Jokes For Girlfriend Boyfriend

Boyfriend apni girlfriend se puchta hai..
Tum ladkiya susu kati hoto.. suuuu ki aawaj kyu aati hai..
Ladki thoda soch ke bolti hai..
Ladki : Hamare me tumhare jaisa silencer nahi laha hota…

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Ek bus me girlfriend boyfriend ke god me baithi thi..
Boyfriend ka land khada ho gya..
Girlfriend (Conducctor se) : Bhaiya bus thodi dhire chalao jhatka lag rahe the..
Conductor : Madam aap kya bat kar rahi ho ..
Bus to aadhe ghate se ruki hue hai..

Adult Jokes For Girlfriend Funny Hindi Chutkule

Sardar ki girlfriend bolti hai..
Tumne mera dudh chus chus ke badha kar diya hai..
Sardar : Chup hai sali..
Aisa hota to mujhe condom ki jagah cycle ki tube lagani padti..

Naughty Girlfriend Funny Jokes In Hindi

Hot Girl sexy phone pe sexy aawaj me
Girlfriend  : Baby , batao mere Underwear me kya hai
Pappu : mujhe kya pata , tera underwear hai !!!
Girlfriend   : Darling , Guess to karo ?
Pappu : Elastic hi hoga ,….. warna aajkal naade wali kaha koi pehenta hai,,,

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Non veg jokes for girlfriend –  Non veg message for girlfriend

Pappu apni girlfriend ke sath raat car me ja raha tha..
Pappu ne ek sunsan jagah gadi rok li..
Pappu : Agar mai tumhare sath yaha muh kala karu toh
Tum sor to nahi machaogi na..
Girlfriend : Agar ache se muh kala nahi kar paye to jarur sor machaugi

Non veg jokes in hindi for girlfriend – Non veg sms for girlfriend

Girlfriend Boyfriend Hotal me kar rahe The ,,,
Tabhi Girlfriend Ne Bola : Baby Tum Mere Liye Katapa ho..
Boyfriend ; Wo kaise ?
Girlfriend : Tum hamesa piche se hi karte rahte ho…

Non veg msgs for boyfriend – Non veg msg for boyfriend in hindi

Boyfriend apni girlfriend se puchta hai..
Tum ladkiya susu kati hoto.. suuuu ki aawaj kyu aati hai..
Ladki thoda soch ke bolti hai..
Ladki : Hamare me tumhare jaisa silencer nahi laga hota…

Non veg jokes for gf – Non veg msgs for boyfriend

Girlfriend (Boyfriend Se) : Aaj Maine Apne Bhatije ko dudh pilaya
Boyfriend Girlfriend Ke Bra Me Hath Dal ke Chuche Dabane Laga..
Boyfriend : Isme To dudh Hi nahi Hai..
Girlfriend : Aree Bevkuf Mai Powder ke dudh ki bat kar rahi hu

Non veg jokes in hindi for girlfriend

Hot Girl sexy phone pe sexy aawaj me
Girlfriend  : Baby , batao mere Underwear me kya hai
Pappu : mujhe kya pata , tera underwear hai !!!
Girlfriend   : Darling , Guess to karo ?
Pappu : Elastic hi hoga ,….. warna aajkal naade wali kaha koi pehenta hai,,,

Non veg shayari in hindi for girlfriend – Non veg shayari for girlfriend

Boyfriend ne Girlfriend se puch :
Bf : Kya mai ek kiss kar lu..
Gf : Condom Laye ho na..
Bf : Condom Kyu ?
Gf : Kiss ke bad jo kadha hoga uspe kya meri Bra tangoge…

Non veg sms in hindi for girlfriend

Santa Ki Girlfriend Usko  Karne nahi Deti Thi,
Bahut Bar Usne  Koshish Ki Par Safalta nahi Na Mili
To Santa Ke Dimag Mein Ek Din Idea Aya Aur Vo Apni Girl-Friend Ko Bola
Santa : “Doggy Style Me Karne Se Aankhon tej hoti hai ?”

Girlfriend Chaukte huwe boli  : “Acha ji, Tumhe Kaise Pata ?”
Santa : “Kya Tumne  Kabhi Kisi Kutte Ko Chasma Lagate Dekha Hai ….?”

Non veg sms for gf

Sardar ki girlfriend bolti hai..
Tumne mera dudh chus chus ke badha kar diya hai..
Sardar : Chup hai sali..
Aisa hota to mujhe condom ki jagah cycle ki tube lagani padti..

Non veg sms for girlfriend

Ek Ladka Apni Girlfriend Ke Saath bed pe Kar Raha Tha ….
Boyfriend Achanak Bola : Baby, Tumhe pata hai ki……
Mujhe AIDS Hai…
Ladki : KYA …?
Boyfriend : Daro Mat… …Mein Mazak Kar Raha tha…,
Bas Tumhaari Tight Karwani Thi…

Non veg sms for girlfriend in hindi –  Non veg msg for girlfriend

Karne ke bad ka reaction !!!
Call Girl : Paise ?
Girlfriend : Jaldi Kapde do …
Parosan : Ab kab aaoge ?
Biwi : Ab 2-4 din kuch mat bolna
Kamwali : Ab to paghar badha do sahab…

Adult Jokes For Girlfriend Funny Chutkule

Adult Jokes For Girlfriend Funny Chutkule

Pappu ki Girlfriend apni dono tange failake bed pe let gai…
Girlfriend : Tum jante ho mere tang failana kam mltb ?
Pappu : Ha mai janta hu ?
Girlfriend : Kya ?
Pappu : Tu sali pure bed pe akele sona chahti hai !!

Ladki Non Veg Adult Jokes In Hindi Chutkule

Do saheliya susu kar rahi thi,
Pahali saheli : Mai jab susu kari hu to siti bajti hai,
Teri kyu nahi bajti ?
Dusri Saheli : Meri Bhi bajti thi,
Par tete jija ne baja baja ke kharab kar di…

Adult Jokes For Girlfriend Funny Hindi Chutkule

Sardar ki girlfriend bolti hai..
Tumne mera dudh chus chus ke badha kar diya hai..
Sardar : Chup hai sali..
Aisa hota to mujhe condom ki jagah cycle ki tube lagani padti.

Best Santa Banta Adult Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Sanat apni biwi ki piche se mar raha tha ..
Biwi : Uff Ahhh , Bahut Dard ho raha hai..
Nikalo Bahar Nikalo , Jaldi nikal..
Santa : Jayada Chalak banane ki jarurat nahi hai,
Mujhe pata hai kitna dard hota hai…

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Best Adult Jokes For Girl Friend In Hindi

Darji : Garadan kitni rakhni hai mam ?
Girl : Itni deep kar dena jitne me ladke mere ball pe flat ho jaye …
Darji : Kamar kitni chahiye aap ko ?
Girl : Itni fitting karo ki ladko k muh me pani aajaye !!!
Darji : Hips ka nap kya rakhna hai mam?
Girl : Itna tight kar dena ki ladko ka muje dekh k khda ho jaye …
Darji : BC …. Dress silvane aai hai ki ladke fasane….

Boy Girl Adult Jokes In Hindi Funny Chutkule

Ladki ladko ki sabhi chijhe pahan sakti hai,
Jaise : Jeans , T-shirt , Lungi ,Pant  !!
Par ek chijh o nahi pahan sakti …
Guess What ?
C@NDOM , Ispe sirf hamara adhikar hai !!
Jai Jawan ,Jai Saaman !!!

Best Adult Jokes For Girlfriend Funny Chutkule

Ek Ladka Apni Girlfriend Ke Saath bed pe Kar Raha Tha ….
Boyfriend Achanak Bola : Baby, Tumhe pata hai ki……
Mujhe AIDS Hai…
Ladki : KYA …?
Boyfriend : Daro Mat… …Mein Mazak Kar Raha tha…,
Bas Tumhaari Tight Karwani Thi…