funny political jokes in urdu
Zardari
ka
Latest
Song
" Bachna-A Gharibo
Lo Me Aa Gaya
Noto Ka Aashiq
Mulk Ka Dushman
Apni Ada Hai
BIBI Se juda
HE HOO....:-
Tumhari Ik Nigah Se Qatal Hote Hain Log FARAZ,
Ik Baar Zardari Ko Bhi Dekh Lo Meharbani Hogi..!! ; )
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Quaid-e-Azam Was
Quaid-e-Millat
Fatima Jinah
Maader-e-Millat
Liaqat Ali Khan
Shaheed-e-Millat
Gilani ?
Izzat Ki Qillat
Aur
Zardari ?
Zillat Hi Zillat :-D
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Hun sirkari mal raj k lutu,
G A Bhutto
G A Bhutto
Khao pio mojan lutto
G A Bhutto
G A Bhutto
Ameer nu lamy pa k kuto,
G A Bhutto
G A Bhutto
Es msg nu agay sutto
G A Bhutto
G A Bhutto
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Maalik Ne Har Insaan Ko Insaan Banaya
Ham Ne HINDU Ya MUSALMAN Banaya,
Kudarat Ne De Hame 1 Dharti,
Humne Kahi HINDUSTAN
Kahi PAKISTAN Banaya.
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Aao jhuk kar salam kare unko,
jinke hisse me ye mukam aata hai,
khusnasib hota hai wo khoon
jo desh ke kaam aata hai,
“HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY 2011?
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Sheela Ki Jawani (Zardari Version)
Jaanay Na Jaanay Q
Dunya Ye Sari Meri Mout Ki Hei Deewani
Maanay Na Maanay
Q Qaum Ye Sari Mere Qatal Ki Hei Deewani
Dil Karta Hei
Houlay Houlay Se Poori Qoum Ko Mein Khaa Jaoun
Kisi Or Ki Mujko Zarurat Kya
Mei To Mulk Ko Loot’ta Jaoun
What’s My Name?
What’s My Name?
What’s My Name?
My Name Is Aaasif
Aasif Ali Zardaari
I’m The Cause Of Corruption
Par Sharam Muje Na Aani
My Name Is Aaasif
Aaasif Ali Zardari ;->
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Pakistan Ka New Quami Naghma
Na mera Pakistan hai na tera Pakistan hai,
Ye uska Pakistan hai jo Sadr-e-Pakistan hai
Jitni badi dukan hai sara chori ka saman hai,
Jo sab se bara be-eman hai wo Sadr-e-Pakistan hai
Jitne tere wazeer hain wo saray be zameer hain,
Jo sabse bada shaitan hai wo Sadr-e-Pakistan hai
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I love PAKISTAN
I love PAKISTAN
P= parveen
A= asma
K= kiran
I= iqra
S= shabana
T= tahreem
A= aamna
N= naila
i love PAKISTAN
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(Funny ghzl)
Main ne Zardari ko salam likh bheja..
Mulk ka haal tmam likh bheja,
Mene pocha tum sadar kese bane..
Us ne zoja ka qatl-e-aam likh bheja,
Mene pocha Shehbaz,Nawaz ko na Ehal kyn kiya..
Us ne koi purana inteqam likh bheja,
Mene pocha k hakomat kab choro ge..
Us ne qayamat ki sham likh bheja,
Mene pocha kisi se dartey ho..
Us ne NRO ka naam likh bheja,
Me ne pocha tumhain nafrat kis se hai..
Us ne Iftikhar chaudary ka naam likh bheja.
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iQBAL teri Qoam ka Iqbal kho gya
Maazi to sunehra hai magr Haal kho gya
Wo Rob-o-DabDaba wo jalaal kho gya
Wo HusSun Be-misaal wo jamaal kho gya
Doobay he jwabon me per sawal kho gya
iQBAL teri Qoam ka Iqbal kho gya
Urtay jo fizaon me thay shaheen na rahe
Bazoq na rahe Zaheen na rahe
Pakeeza ghar na rahe, Ba-deen na rahe
Wo Laal-o-gulzar wo mah jabeen na rahe
Momin ka wo andaz-e-bakamaal kho gya
Iqbal teri Qoam ka Iqbal kho Gya.
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Teacher: Agr Quaid e azam ek din k liye zinda hojaen to kia krenge?
Papuu: mulk k halat dekh kr mulk angrezon ko wapis krdenge
0r
Sath men sorry b kahenge. .
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Agar may farangi ka darbaan hota
To jeena kis kadar aasaan hota
Meray bachay bhi amreeka may parthay
Har garmi may main Inglistaan hota
Meree English bhi balaa ki chusth hotee
Balaa say jo na main Urdu-daan hota
Sar jhuka kay jo ho jaata sar main
To leader bhi azeem-u-shaan hota
Zameenain meree har soobay may hoteen
Main Wallah sadr-e-Pakistan hota
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Bilawal to Dad
DAD?
ap ki harkaton ne to khandaan ki izzat par daagh laga diya.
DAD.,..
hahahaha
BETA daagh to chala jayega ye waqt phir nahi ayega..
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Quaid-e-Azam ne pai dukan…
Wicho niklya Pakistan…
Pakistan di gali gali…
Wicho niklya Liaqat Ali..
Liaqat Ali ne khada paan…
Wicho niklya Ayoob Khan…
Ayoob Khan ne liandi car…
Wicho niklya Zulifqar…
Zulifqar di wadi akh…
Wicho niklya Zia-ul-Haq…
Zia-ul-Haq ne khadi kheer…
Wicho nikli Benazeer…
Benazeer ne dhoya manja…
Wicho niklya Nawaz Ganja…
Nwaz shrif ne lyanda sarf…
Wicho niklya Pervaiz Musharaf…
Pervaiz musharaf ne keeti ghaddari..
Wicho niklya Asif Zardari…
Asif Zardari wich wajja rera…
Aago waikho kanjar kera??’
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